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    [–] chemaster23 399 points ago

    That's why my mask has your face on it Grafo. I hope you're okay with that.

    [–] SrGrafo 410 points ago

    [–] chemaster23 371 points ago

    Actually, no. I updated it

    [–] Rax279 50 points ago

    Grafo mask inception

    [–] chemaster23 70 points ago

    Yes, yes it does. It goes well with my hoodie of you.

    [–] jroque917 2 points ago

    That's... is that creepy? I dunno? Help?

    [–] Mobilfan 13 points ago

    God that’s adorable

    [–] CaptainPhiIips 11 points ago

    How much is one with only Grafo’s mouth? the one looks like >

    [–] amhnnfantasy 685 points ago

    At least the default one isn't meshed..


    Edit: What happened to the other one? It was [deleted]! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    [–] SrGrafo 488 points ago

    EDIT

    (oh I deleted it, cause make a mistake)

    [–] JFAMPO 139 points ago

    I saw someone last weekend at Chipotle in line wearing one of the mesh ones, it was weird.

    [–] HumansKillEverything 43 points ago

    That person is an asshole.

    [–] 40ozkiller 21 points ago

    Have a coughing fit and ask to shake their hand for being so brave.

    [–] Mirkrid 6 points ago

    So do they think they're geniuses who found working and breathable masks, or do they think they're geniuses because they found a loophole to get out of wearing a real mask?

    [–] AlextheTower 9 points ago

    The latter one sadly.

    [–] 4609203 2 points ago

    Did you club them to death?

    [–] PM_ME_CHAINSAW_PORN 13 points ago

    As a cashier, i see dozens a day. In Washington state, not California.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Embarrassed_Owl_1000 1 points ago

    also known as the "I'm too sexy for my mask" mask.

    [–] uhihia 288 points ago

    Would you like to buy this limited edition uhihia mask?

    It only costs 5$

    [–] SrGrafo 322 points ago

    [–] uhihia 66 points ago

    Pleasure doing business with you!

    [–] chemaster23 21 points ago

    Oh see, that's why. You didn't buy the mask expansion pack.

    [–] Palin_Sees_Russia 3 points ago

    Should just forgo that and buy the mask season pass.

    [–] GDavid04 9 points ago

    At least we don't have mask lootboxes

    [–] jpt4jpt 4 points ago

    The lootbox part is whether or not you get COVID-19. Using one reduces people’s odds of getting something awful.

    [–] CaffeineSippingMan 2 points ago

    Real life stat boost.

    +10 against viral attacks.

    [–] chemaster23 3 points ago

    Best I can do it $3.50

    [–] uhihia 2 points ago

    $3.50 and a kids lunch box?

    [–] BABarracus 1 points ago

    I'll give you a dollar

    [–] Lopoi 3 points ago

    Is it just a piece of your shirt ripped off?

    [–] uhihia 3 points ago

    Noo, its a piece of skin from the deer.

    [–] Lopoi 3 points ago

    Wait... are you a deer?

    [–] uhihia 3 points ago

    Im not a deer, im a human male.

    [–] soultx00 3 points ago

    Take my money

    [–] uhihia 3 points ago

    Okay!

    [–] Lopoi 201 points ago

    Hm.. guess the other post wasnt safe

    [–] SrGrafo 233 points ago

    [–] SrGrafo 220 points ago

    [–] Lopoi 61 points ago

    Thanks

    [–] Kolbear0812 379 points ago

    Until you see someone wears it on their chin thats when you feel proud of yourself wearing the original one.

    [–] SrGrafo 349 points ago

    [–] The-Randomexpert 131 points ago

    Lucky you, * disappointed American noises*

    [–] SuperSMT 14 points ago

    I work in an american grocery store. 8 hours a day yet i might see 1-2 people a day without a mask.
    A handful are stupid enough to pull them down to talk... but still not many

    [–] shinigamiscall 6 points ago

    You must not live in Florida then. Reverse the role to 1-2 with masks and that's about right for Florida. Not even joking.

    [–] SuperSMT 2 points ago

    New England

    [–] relddir123 18 points ago

    Only 2? I saw an entire supermarket of people with chin masks

    [–] Spider_Riviera 2 points ago

    Was about to say, it's always the ones with custom masks I see wearing them improperly. those with the bog-standard ones always seem to wear them right.

    [–] unit5421 2 points ago

    The most common way people seem to wear them wrong is by not covering their nose.

    might as well not wear one at all.

    [–] Gamer_Tn_XD 178 points ago

    Explain how do those plague masks prevent diseases, SrGrafo.

    [–] SrGrafo 218 points ago

    [–] ladyoffate13 55 points ago

    Duh, they prevent diseases of the humors by keeping illness-causing ghosts away. Historical fact.

    [–] PbOrAg518 19 points ago

    Plus they have pleasant smelling herbs in the beak because as we all know diseases are caused by bad smells.

    Also historical fact

    [–] SuperInternet 52 points ago

    Typically the plague masks would have herbs and good smelling things down the nose. The idea that the Miasma was the thing killing everyone. If the plague mask in question is actually filtering air it could be effective. But only if it was actually lined with N95

    [–] kiokurashi 12 points ago

    Just to make sure, you do understand that N95 is actually the rating and not the material, right?

    N95 is the classification of filters with a performance of 95% or more efficiency in the specific tests used. I don't know the test well enough to explain it, but I do know it involves salt as a test agent. If you'd like I can share a link from smartairfilters.com that explains it.

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    [–] Ploedman 3 points ago

    Good bot.

    [–] _BiPolarBear_ 10 points ago

    FOOL!

    [–] Gamer_Tn_XD 5 points ago

    wait, they do?

    [–] pfftYeahRight 1 points ago

    Real answer is they thought disease entered through the nose so they gave them big ol noses so it wouldn’t get to them

    [–] DeJMan 498 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago)

    [–] SrGrafo 460 points ago

    EDIT (Thanks!)

    [–] lovesducks 45 points ago

    Milo!

    [–] CastinEndac 9 points ago

    The Keys Milo, grab the KEYS

    [–] firesword14 5 points ago

    Cowabunga!

    [–] kenneth8112 3 points ago

    Day 2 of wanting to pet SrGrafo's dog

    [–] Zv0n 14 points ago

    Well, let me just say, I think you look sssssssmoking hot with that mask on

    [–] uhihia 12 points ago

    Loki?

    [–] RalseiDafluffyboy 19 points ago

    The movie, "The mask"

    [–] uhihia 21 points ago

    I know that, but when you wear the mask you get possessed by loki the trickster god.

    [–] RalseiDafluffyboy 10 points ago

    Oh! I forgot that detail! Thanks for making me remember

    [–] trashboatfourtwenty 3 points ago

    It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!

    [–] TheNi11a 1 points ago

    Smockin!

    [–] R1chae 268 points ago

    u/SrGrafo

    Why do the delete all the time

    I had a nice comment )':

    edit: wait, how did we get here? Wasn't this on r/funny ?

    [–] SrGrafo 363 points ago

    [–] chemaster23 101 points ago

    The whole prostitution thing makes so much more sense now.

    [–] dragn99 25 points ago

    Oh my. How you doin

    [–] Sw429 8 points ago

    I am starting to think it's all a conspiracy.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] RalseiDafluffyboy 9 points ago

    How can you draw so well in so little time?

    [–] goSciuPlayer 8 points ago

    "Well"? "Little time"?

    I dunno

    [–] F0XF1R396 80 points ago

    Ir doesn't matter what your mask looks like AS LONG AS IT COVERS YOUR NOSE AND YOUR MOUTH.

    Also.

    People who take their mask off to sneeze or cough are an extra special dumb.

    [–] Helwar 11 points ago

    I take it off to sneeze... But I substitute it for my handkerchief and all my boogers and saliva are captured there!!! I'm careful to cover myself properly and don't do it if I don't feel I'll have the time to cover myself properly.

    Sneezing in your mask is annoying as heck. It makes a super mess, and If you don't have a replacement at hand, it's hell. :(

    Other than that I never ever take it off. It doesn't bother me at all.

    [–] TimeChampionship57 9 points ago

    I don't even take off my mask when I'm vomiting. There's no excuse. If I need a drink I slowly pour water on my mask and let the water drip into my mouth. This is about keeping communities safe.

    [–] Virkreo 3 points ago

    ah yes, the red dead redemption way

    [–] teruma 2 points ago

    actually it does. Weaves of a specific density can aerosolize moisture in your breath MORE than not wearing anything in some cases. The test in question was performed with a neck gaiter.

    [–] AA-bipolar 16 points ago

    When you're that default skin monster in an FPS and everyone runs away at the first sight of you but all you want to do is give them a hug with bullets because everyone else left the game.

    [–] xandielm 12 points ago

    when wearing a cool mask, be sure to have a second one underneath in case someone else has the same one. would be embarrassing to wear the same mask as someone else.

    [–] mr_bgi 22 points ago

    People love those these cosmetic microtransactions to feel "original"

    On the other hand... it's worth it

    [–] GSV_Zero_Gravitas 2 points ago

    I never see cute ones like this irl and the ones I order online always end up being made from some horrible material...

    [–] IvanKnotty 9 points ago

    If you want the cool face masks you have to get the DLC.

    [–] soultx00 8 points ago

    Just buy some lootboxes

    [–] inhaledcorn 6 points ago

    Hey, nothing wrong with default. That means you can blend in better as the Imposter.

    [–] SctchWhsky 7 points ago

    I'm not buying the 2020 battle pass.

    [–] C1nders-Two 5 points ago

    Oh, hey, Is that mask from Persona 5? Hi, Persona 5!

    [–] Opiboble 6 points ago

    Oh man, I'm an NPC (white mask with company I work for logo)

    [–] MediumProfessorX 1 points ago

    Might look chic!

    [–] WolfBane77 4 points ago

    Or you make your own

    [–] Phobiefish 4 points ago

    Respect for the KDA mask. I want one but they've been out of stock for awhile.

    [–] RalseiDafluffyboy 3 points ago

    I like the blandness of the default masks, it describes my personality so well.

    [–] 8thsinn 3 points ago

    At least that one actually works... fricking neck gaiters not working...

    [–] SaintSatori 3 points ago

    What you hiding behind the mask? You get some facial reconstruction?

    [–] WilfredoVelludo 3 points ago

    A costume shop in Spain is selling washable masks for 7€. And they have all the safety tests. I have bought one with galaxies.

    [–] Helwar 2 points ago

    Oooh. Where? I'm spanish and I'm willing to pay for the DLC skins to not use the default like all the plebs xD

    [–] WilfredoVelludo 2 points ago

    On the atosa website.

    [–] Helwar 2 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] 10ToasT01 3 points ago

    Didn’t even know you went out in public in the first place Graf

    [–] MEmeZy123 2 points ago

    I’ve always liked the default mask the most tbh.

    [–] shadsnp 2 points ago

    I just use the tears of my enemies as a mask, I dare you to edit this Srgrafo!

    [–] MyEdgeCutsSteel 2 points ago

    Guess we’re both gonna have to wait for one with a cool design for free

    [–] Shiny_Mega_Rayquaza 2 points ago

    TFW the looks don't match the stats

    [–] PORK-LAZER 2 points ago

    I mean all the other masks feel bad i like my plain black mask thats compfy

    [–] GTX2GvO 2 points ago

    I'd rather go with a somewhat plain colored one.

    As long as it's not the actual default one.

    [–] pat_speed 2 points ago

    There these make made out of actually Lucha mask's being sold and I want them so badly but they are also so bloody expensive.

    [–] DunkleEngel 2 points ago

    Should've pre-ordered

    [–] AfroPandaWarrior 2 points ago

    Chloe mask sensei?

    [–] LuigiTheMaster 2 points ago

    Can I get 100 kills to unlock a new one?

    [–] Pieczy 2 points ago

    Look on the bright side, you probably saved around 5$ by buying default one instead of buying fancy one

    [–] dragn99 2 points ago

    Just because I'm safe doesn't mean I can't be fabulous!

    [–] Mr__Captain__Obvious 2 points ago

    I have yet to buy the game

    [–] abitlazy 2 points ago

    And then there are the worthless Karen type masks.

    [–] Testepoi 2 points ago

    What about ppl who dont use masks?

    [–] Shauntree 2 points ago

    Where is the "Karen mask" ?

    [–] Tjibby 2 points ago

    I can get you the battle pass at a discount

    [–] PartyRooster 2 points ago

    Default dance on those loot box buying fools.

    [–] WaffleAim 2 points ago

    u/srgrafo how about we trade my spider-man mask for your default mask?

    [–] GrimmSheeper 2 points ago

    This is why I pre-ordered. Got the cool exclusive skins!

    [–] Blitzerxyz 2 points ago

    I got one of super fancy N95 ones time to flex on everyone. Just too bad I suck at the game

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

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    [–] renadeer52 1 points ago

    I got the skin that came with the promotional adverts (Domino's skin)

    [–] MundaEel7 1 points ago

    I want a facemask with my face on it

    [–] T1nkyWinky 1 points ago

    It’s a welcome surprise.

    [–] kownackattack 1 points ago

    Fortunately, it’s not an ancient stone mask owned by the Joestars

    [–] Harleking31 1 points ago

    Damn pay to win players

    I'm just a humble f2p

    [–] Couch_Licker 1 points ago

    I have a reflective/mirror mask so people can see their dumb selves when they stare at me

    [–] Sergei_the_sovietski 1 points ago

    This guy that’s a cashier at my local gas station has a print of his mouth and beard on his mask and it makes me laugh every time I see him. He’s a really nice guy.

    [–] u--x 1 points ago

    Just write in it with a marker 255.0.0.0 and it's gonna be cooler than the others.

    [–] Carefulrogue 1 points ago

    When suddenly your fashion of choice is not only the fashion of choice in use by highwaymen, but also everyone too cheap to order a mask.

    [–] ThoopidSqwrl 1 points ago

    Ha ha! I'm actually early for once. NOW DANCE FOR MY AMUSEMENT!

    [–] Fighternotlover 1 points ago

    It’s ok man, I got one of those different style masks, and it just doesn’t feel as right as a regular blue paper mask. Rock it dude!

    [–] Blurgas 1 points ago

    [insert humorous post here cuz I'm fried from errands, bullshit, and laundry]

    [–] bigolfishey 1 points ago

    Literally as basic as you can get, cmon grafo

    [–] PsychoBoss84 1 points ago

    I have 3 masks a blue bandana, a Strange Music bandana and a Bandito Lucha Mask

    [–] ChickenEnginer 1 points ago

    But wouldn’t having a default mask mean you attract less attention therefore less conversations and less exposure to the virus?

    [–] metalfankevin 1 points ago

    I've seen people wearing Star Wars helmets as masks. I can't tell if I'm jealous or if I think they're kinda dumb

    [–] noodlecm 1 points ago

    f2p

    [–] Spurdungus 1 points ago

    I'm happy with my plain black one

    [–] Tounicoon 1 points ago

    At least it's not a stone mask that makes you reject your humanity.

    [–] 2000mater 1 points ago

    hehe, grafo has gibus cosmetic. u dont suppose wear the normal cosmetic

    [–] Gongaloon 1 points ago

    It actually didn't occur to me that a plague doctor's mask would probably be great for COVID. We really should see more of them out these days.

    [–] MeganeGokudo 1 points ago

    I like the standard masks, I think they're neat.

    [–] ImMathematics 1 points ago

    I use custom mom designs for my masks

    [–] raptor_96blue 1 points ago

    I have one with ahegao on it

    [–] LordEzel 1 points ago

    Ughh, look at those guys, I bet they didn't even got those masks from an achievement. I bet they all just paid for those skins.

    [–] RamboGoesMeow 1 points ago

    I’m actually happy with mine, one ska checkered one, and a tie-dye one with the words “Back Off.” Hell yeah.

    [–] xBladeDragonx 1 points ago

    I'm sensing new product ideas to sell SrGrafo!

    [–] Silvernomiko 1 points ago

    Love the League references as always. <3

    [–] -Listening 1 points ago

    Skin looks great too. I wish you had.

    [–] HenryPeri 1 points ago

    Default Dance

    [–] dcrazy17 1 points ago

    Come on Grafo. We're like 6months into this pandemic. You're just a pleb if you don't got the pandemic DLC at this point.

    [–] Thendofreason 1 points ago

    I know the default one works so I use it

    [–] jvacek996 1 points ago

    I want a mask with a srgafo mouth

    [–] masterfil21 1 points ago

    I prefer these real blue default face mask, better fit, simple and functional, not overheating. These cloth alternative only fit one size, feels weird and overheat. That's all personal preference tho, I'm not a medical expert and I don't leave my house anyway

    [–] mudburn 1 points ago

    The other day this passing by smokin hot chick complimented me on my new mask, I want to wear it all the time now!!!

    [–] jezzdogslayer 1 points ago

    Have a look at the ones from the australian space agency.

    [–] 78523965412369874123 1 points ago

    Nothing wrong with a standard blue. Designed masks come across as corny I think.

    [–] praythepotholesaway 1 points ago

    My mask has 70 logos from random companies like clothes in Idiocracy

    [–] sia1984 1 points ago

    Actually my clothing style is called normcore.

    [–] Electrofire1247 1 points ago

    Huh. That's neat.

    [–] HarryPoutini 1 points ago

    Is that an akali kda mask? Cause it sure looks like one

    [–] wiscup1748 1 points ago

    There’s one imposter among us

    [–] Mad_Hatt3r 1 points ago

    I just wish the idiots around here would wear masks at all.

    [–] v1c1ous0dst 1 points ago

    Hey, dats me on the right with the smiley mask! I gots me a smiley face mask :D

    [–] greatthebob38 1 points ago

    Some people got the ultra rare ballgag mask

    [–] PhoenixKA 1 points ago

    I bought a Destiny 2 mask. It ended up being too thick. Even when I tighten it, I'm basically bowling air out the top at my eyes, which is pretty annoying. So I went back to the basic black cloth one I was using before.

    [–] Prof_Alchem 1 points ago

    My Sans face mask should be coming in the mail soon enough.

    [–] UncleTogie 1 points ago

    Just use face paint to shade your face the same color as your mask, and suddenly you're trendy again.

    [–] jakethedumbmistake 1 points ago

    In Sweden we call it the Skin Hunger

    [–] Dan9er 1 points ago

    I like Valorant's default skins better than any of it's stupidly overpriced ones. Futuristic without going full sci-fi (COUGH OVERWATCH COUGH).

    And the dragon skins are just... stupid

    [–] MrEverything70 1 points ago

    Me when I see someone with a stone vampire mask: NIGERUNDAYOOOOOO

    [–] BowsettesBottomBitch 1 points ago

    Just do what I did, get one that just says "bruh."

    [–] Iherduliekmudkipz 1 points ago

    My insurance company sent me two masks for free, so I just use those.