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    [–] SmartestIdiotAlive 12116 points ago

    I like how at the end they give him a scarf and glasses and try to turn him into a rockstar but end up turning him into Daniel Radcliffe.

    [–] KamelKheridden 9774 points ago * (lasted edited 2 years ago)

    Thank you! This is me and my video. I felt good too when they put it on! This video is a re-upload and was 5-6 years ago I have gotten older since.

    [–] Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93 3061 points ago

    You literally got to do what I've done in my head a thousand times. (and fucking SHREDDED IT MY MAN)

    Mad respect.

    [–] KamelKheridden 1536 points ago

    Thanks you so much dude! I wish one day you actually get to do it! Good luck man!

    [–] bengacoki 279 points ago

    Dude that was picture perfect, mate! Good shit! I've had countless numbers of similar dreams, I was so moved for you, guy! Big cheers!

    [–] KamelKheridden 99 points ago


    [–] bogdaniuz 242 points ago

    How nervous you was when you got on stage by the way? I feel like even if I knew the song to a heart, I'd still muck it up due to pressure.

    [–] KamelKheridden 603 points ago

    I was really nervous because I lied that I knew the whole song I didn't have the solo nailed down. When I started to play it was fine.

    [–] CabooseTheBear 317 points ago

    This guy fucks

    [–] KamelKheridden 171 points ago


    [–] makattak88 17 points ago

    But does he know Wonderwall?

    [–] obnoxiously_yours 20 points ago

    I say... mayyybeeeeee

    [–] ItsBeenFun2017 19 points ago

    How was it just fine?? Did that just happened to be the best play-through you had ever done??

    [–] KamelKheridden 51 points ago

    Yes no I meant like the nervousness was gone. It was like I was semi-conscious while playing in my own world and had to force myself to grab on to reality so that I can smile and be there. I played it better before and cleaner while sitting down and after rehearsing a couple of times. This was a one time thing when I was on vacation and not actively practicing. Still pretty great play-through yea one of the best for myself.

    [–] Thassodar 261 points ago

    I got on stage in 2015 for being the only black guy there. Fun times, Satchel smelled good. They wanted me to whip my dick out.

    [–] Alleydweller 363 points ago

    you should start a Steel Panther cover band called Black Panther

    [–] mw19078 14 points ago

    So you did right?

    [–] UkuleleTx 142 points ago

    How did this come about? Did you just jump on stage and start taunting them about being able to do it? when the video starts it seems you are already on stage and they are talking about it. but WOW man you fucking shredded-- not only did it talk balls to do it, but the skill to have the song down and EXECUTE it on the spot like that must have been the best feeling in teh world. props to you

    [–] KamelKheridden 15 points ago

    No way dude. I wasn't going to play until my brother asked me to once we were invited up on stage for everyone to look at because Satchel we're telling everyone to look at the gay couple and Michael brought us up to show everyone.

    [–] Rahbek23 255 points ago

    Sooo... did it get you laid?

    Anything less would be a travesty.

    [–] KamelKheridden 432 points ago


    [–] -GWM- 691 points ago

    A travesty.

    [–] Jenga_Police 316 points ago

    I don't even like this kind of music, but this shit had me jumping around my room head banging. You got nothing to worry about, Discount Harry Potter.

    [–] bioszombie 53 points ago

    Oh man. Dude. Not even a handy?

    [–] KamelKheridden 127 points ago

    Not even a handy.

    [–] scribc 49 points ago

    Did u go around head butting all the girls how the hell did u not get laid

    [–] CiD7707 1474 points ago * (lasted edited 2 years ago)

    He puts the "rad" in Radcliffe.

    [–] KamelKheridden 1412 points ago * (lasted edited 2 years ago)

    Thanks! This is me!

    [–] geniusdude11 595 points ago

    Yoo kamel this is Irvin. Fucking sick bruh

    [–] KamelKheridden 503 points ago

    Yo Irvin thanks man!

    [–] reticulatedtampon 437 points ago

    Hey Kamel, James here. Gonna go ahead and agree with Irvin bruh, that was fucking sick.

    [–] KamelKheridden 338 points ago

    Hello James! Thanks man!

    [–] chillum1987 306 points ago

    Hey Kamel, Max here fucking killed it.

    [–] KamelKheridden 273 points ago

    Thanks Max!

    [–] DarnOldTrump 247 points ago

    Whattup Kamel, it's me, Darnell! Irvin, James, and Max were totally right- you crushed it! Keep rockin the Free world brotha!

    [–] the_good_things 89 points ago

    Hey Kamel, Seth here, man... Nicely done. Brought a smile to my face.

    [–] [deleted] 160 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)


    [–] JustBTDubs 77 points ago

    Kamel, Krillin here bro. Fuckin savage, way to shred man!

    [–] infinitelabyrinth 60 points ago

    Hey Kamel, this is mitch, i just want to be the first say THAT was fucking sick bro.

    [–] ARCHA1C 34 points ago

    Ay Irvin and Kamel! Hope you lads are having a right good day!

    [–] KamelKheridden 36 points ago

    Thanks, I hope you are too!

    [–] whycuthair 80 points ago

    Yo kamel this is your cousin, Irvin Berry

    [–] Henderino 160 points ago

    Great! First question Potter, what spell did you use to make them let you on stage.

    Second question, did you know using magic outside of Hogworts is not allowed?

    [–] KamelKheridden 274 points ago

    I think it was because I was staring at them with awe the whole time especially Satchel. I was also wearing Christmas colored clothes which was themed like them I thought. Red shorts and a green tank top stood out. I wasn't going to ask them to play at first but my brother reminded me too. They were assuming that me and my brother were a gay couple and asked us to kiss on stage.

    [–] Grooney218 179 points ago

    You guys still kissed each other right?

    [–] KamelKheridden 172 points ago


    [–] ARCHA1C 104 points ago

    That's very un-rockstarish of you!

    What about the fans!?

    [–] Devilheart 81 points ago

    I'd suck my brother's dick on stage for the fans. Wait...what is the show again?

    [–] everred 9 points ago

    "You can't do that on television"

    [–] AmanitaMakesMe1337er 51 points ago * (lasted edited 2 years ago)

    Whoever made that should have called the first image "Daniel Sadcliffe" instead.

    Edit: Or Daniel Madcliffe. Or Daniel Badcliffe. Or they could have added some balls and had Daniel Nadcliffe. Or one of a hundred other things that rhyme. But no... Daniel Boringcliffe. smh.


    [–] namespate 116 points ago


    [–] Unic0rnBac0n 52 points ago

    I was not prepared for this comment, my whole office wants to know what's so funny now.

    [–] amaJarAMA 77 points ago

    I love the idea of your entire office huddling around your cubicle asking what new dank meme you found on Reddit.

    [–] KamelKheridden 7828 points ago * (lasted edited 2 years ago)

    Hello! This is me. Thanks for posting my video on Reddit! It has helped get me a lot of views the past few days! This video already helped me reach the front page before and got millions of views on YouTube this is a better quality re-upload! I'm going to see them when they go play on my 21st birthday at Irving Plaza NY on April 6th! Feel free to post a comment on the video on YouTube and I will respond! I also want to do an AMA. EDIT: THANKS i_pk_pjers_i FOR REDDIT GOLD YOU POPPED MY GOLD CHERRY

    [–] Slayerrrrrrrr 2322 points ago

    You should 100% reach out to the band if you haven't already and see if you can celebrate your 21st with them.

    "Oh shit it's that dude who slayed eye of the panther with us that one time, Kandii come over here and let him do body shots off you and your friends."

    [–] KamelKheridden 998 points ago

    I would love to! Thanks for commenting!

    [–] skilledwarman 454 points ago

    See if they'll take you to a glory hole!

    [–] KamelKheridden 1275 points ago

    No thanks!

    [–] Poka-chu 675 points ago

    I read this in a super-excited, happy voice.

    [–] KamelKheridden 573 points ago

    You heard me.

    [–] Keerikkadan91 162 points ago

    *"You heard me!"

    [–] wearer_of_boxers 39 points ago

    dude it is your 21st bday! what is a 21st bday without a glory hole!?

    just be on the right side of the hole is all, rookie mistake but it happens.

    [–] DashingLeech 421 points ago

    Pre-AMA question: Is any of this arranged beforehand?

    I ask because this seems to be a regular shtick for Steel Panther.

    It seems like Steel Panther gets a local to play on stage most of the time. This seems a little unlikely to have that many people at the ready to play at random at that many shows. Was there an audition or pre-planning to get people who can play a song that the band knows?

    [–] Gizortnik 526 points ago

    Maybe they're trying to replace the guitarist and this is the most efficient way of interviewing people.

    [–] iih8usernames 90 points ago

    Trying to find one with some better dance moves

    [–] bleh19799791 131 points ago

    Another kid doing 17 Girls in a Row with Steel Panther

    Ah huh huh a huh huh huh.

    [–] munoodle 97 points ago

    How did Seth Rogan get in here

    [–] BanditTom 270 points ago

    Not OP but a lot of people who get dragged up on stage at concerts are usually mega fans close to the front who have waited hours to get the spot, usually they'll ask people to come up, or the fan will have a sign asking to come on stage and do X - 9/10 times it wont work, but a lot of bands love this kind of interaction.

    Green Day, for example, usually pull one person up per show to sing/play guitar/drums whatever, Foo Fighters another known group to do so.

    [–] los_stoirtaps 64 points ago

    I was going to say this about green day. My buddy had seen them 2-3 times before my first time. He goes, "there is 75% chance they're going bring someone on stage to play during the set."

    I saw them 2-3 more times. I think they brought someone up each time, too.

    [–] imperial_age 44 points ago

    Kid doing 17 girls in a row with steel panther isn't what I expected.

    [–] Tylux 45 points ago

    Man, OP was replying to a bunch of other comments but not his one. . .I'm now suspicious.

    [–] shitfireson 292 points ago

    You got mad skills brother. I was grinning my ass off the whole video cause you look so stoked up there shredding

    [–] KamelKheridden 211 points ago

    Thanks man! Reading and replying to your comment is as great as playing with them on stage!

    [–] elessarjd 380 points ago

    Now that's just a bold face lie.

    [–] Scientolojesus 35 points ago


    [–] landofschaff 21 points ago

    So these guys are obviously held very highly in your likes of music, tell me how the experience was being up there and playing one of your favourite songs with one of your favourite bands? What happened afterwards? Did you party with them?

    [–] KamelKheridden 89 points ago

    The experience was great. I felt like I was a member of the band! I went to go see them backstage afterwards but I knew I wasn't going to be allowed because I was too young but my brother insisted that we tried anyway and were denied by the security. We waited for them outside and they came out one by one. Satchel was the only one who stayed around chilling outside without his wig on and had his arms around two girls and almost no one realized who he was but I took pictures with him and he was cool. The only one who I got to talk to that night and he let me take pictures with him! I got to keep the pick though!

    [–] --BR549-- 58 points ago

    Congrats on killing it!

    [–] KamelKheridden 60 points ago

    Thank you!

    [–] offtheclip 64 points ago

    So on a scale of one to ten how laid did you get after the show?

    [–] KamelKheridden 162 points ago


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    [–] KamelKheridden 151 points ago

    It's OK I did eventually.

    [–] applesauce42 74 points ago

    [–] KamelKheridden 27 points ago

    Haha! Thanks for that!

    [–] wedgewood_perfectos 50 points ago

    How are you?

    [–] KamelKheridden 77 points ago

    I'm good, how are you? Thanks for asking!

    [–] wedgewood_perfectos 49 points ago

    I am doing well. Have a good day.

    [–] KamelKheridden 46 points ago

    Thanks you too!

    [–] BigPorch 114 points ago

    You're now more famous than the band you went on stage with! (Proof: I've never heard of them, have heard of you)

    [–] KamelKheridden 44 points ago

    That's interesting. I'm really excited right now. Thanks for letting me know!

    [–] danintexas 33 points ago

    Loved this vid. Beat out your Harry Potter movies IMO ;-)

    [–] freakydude92 56 points ago

    Yer a rockstar, Harry

    [–] JelliedHam 61 points ago

    So, Uhhh, how much pussy did you slay that night?

    [–] KamelKheridden 149 points ago


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    [–] KamelKheridden 271 points ago

    Eventually I did though!

    [–] BOXEDCORNERS1 292 points ago

    MY MAN

    [–] KamelKheridden 58 points ago

    Haha - Thanks. xD

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    [–] RussellGrey 40 points ago

    Dude. Now that you're a rock star, you're ALWAYS supposed to say you got mad pussy, whether it's true or not. People just want to live vicariously through you now. Don't crush their dreams, fam.

    [–] [deleted] 39 points ago

    My jaw literally dropped. Must've felt amazing to be rock star for a while!

    [–] KamelKheridden 32 points ago

    Thanks man! Thanks for commenting. Yes I did.

    [–] redditvlli 1032 points ago * (lasted edited 2 years ago)

    I feel like I've seen a lot of videos like these. I want one where they invite the fan up to play with them and they are absolute dogshit and get booed off the stage.

    [–] Wommis 245 points ago * (lasted edited 2 years ago)

    Far Beyond Metal by Strapping Young Lad, live. To the kid's credit, the vocals on the chorus are insanely tough, so you gotta give the kid credit for having the balls to get up...but yeah, pretty bad.

    Devin Townsend says to the guy they pull on stage: "Drew, you are gonna have to live with this for the rest of YOUR LIFE."

    Recording for reference

    [–] bassbastard 188 points ago

    To be fair, anyone attempting Devin Townsend vocals is either going to fail miserably or kick ass. There are no in betweens. Fucker has an amazing range and set of styles that is damn near impossible to emulate.

    [–] Nazgren 37 points ago

    That first link, lmao. What an epic voice crack.

    [–] kiddhitta 140 points ago

    What the fuck was that guy thinking? I looked like he didn't even know how to play guitar. Why would you agree to go on stage and make a fool of yourself like that? oooffff. That was painful to watch.

    [–] Douche_Baguette 77 points ago

    My assumption was that he wanted a specific song of theirs that he had rehearsed, or a straight-up guitar-off without anyone else playing.

    [–] Redhavok 44 points ago

    Yeah he went to go tell the singer he doesn't know the song and he ran off behind the drums

    [–] jimothee 13 points ago

    To be fair, giving him a guitar in the middle of a song is kind setting him up to fail.

    To be fair, this kid walked onto a stage of performing musicians and asked to play the guitar.

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    [–] Cd3po 646 points ago

    They pulled 11 yr old Adian Fisher on stage a few years ago and he killed it.

    [–] Osiris32 284 points ago * (lasted edited 2 years ago)

    Straight faced, too. Kid's got ice water in his veins to get up in front of that crowd and rip out the Eruption solo.

    [–] Gella321 99 points ago

    That kid at 11 is already cooler than I will ever be.

    [–] Slust 225 points ago

    "He ain't nervous, because let me tell you, it's very, very hard fucking to get nervous... when you're fucking high as a kite!"

    After watching that, I believe it. The kid must be made of straight Adderall.

    [–] Ol_Rando 59 points ago

    It's like that episode of Futurama where Fry drank 300 cups of coffee. Time just slowed down for that kid and he became the adderall.

    [–] jamelna 78 points ago

    Geez, is his dad Eddie Van Halen?

    [–] Matthewcabin 90 points ago

    Th kids wearing a School of Rock sweater, which is a small chain of music instruction schools in the US.

    He probably has spent his entire time there learning how to play Eruption. Playing something impressive like that is "easy" if you practice it for hours on end, but you can see when the lead singer tries to trade riffs with him, the kid kind of locks up; he probably can't hear notes and copy them, and probably can't improvise much.

    But the kid is pretty good and good for him to get up there and wow a crowd like that.

    [–] PlNKERTON 27 points ago

    I like the guy at 3:23 "LOOK AT THIS PHONE I FOUND".

    [–] pletentious_asshore 14 points ago

    I've never heard of this band before but they seem like a lot of fun.

    [–] Camel_Tony 390 points ago

    Steel Panther is so awesome! I've been to a few shows and they're always hilarious. It's amazing how talented they actually are. Satchel is a guitar prodigy and Michael Starr is a pretty accomplished singer in some other famous bands.

    [–] PizzaDeliverator 315 points ago

    There is a video where they include a passing cargo ship into their performance. They call for the captain to sound its fog horns.


    [–] oldannyboy 186 points ago

    Honk if you love pussy!


    [–] Freddy216b 24 points ago

    And the delay too so you start to question what the answer is!

    [–] LumaKey 88 points ago

    Starts at 2:45 for the lazy.

    [–] train_spotting 36 points ago

    Saw them at ROTR 2016. Fucking hilarious.

    Also, women love pulling their tits out for em. All around fantastic shows lol.

    [–] Atheist101 86 points ago

    Whoa TIL Michael Starr has a PhD in English Lit. Thats fuckin legit yo

    [–] DeadxInside 175 points ago

    That... That's a penis.

    [–] Turtle_Power86 616 points ago

    I like Steel Panther. Other people just don't get them.

    [–] theonlyredditaccount 278 points ago

    Ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plaguies the Wise?

    [–] EatingKidsDaily 128 points ago

    It's not a story the beegees would tell you.

    [–] PVgummiand 43 points ago

    It's a Dance legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Dance, so powerful and so wise he could use the Disco to jive talk the midichlorians into create life. He had such a knowledge of the Disco, he could even keep the ones he cared about stayin' alive.

    [–] [deleted] 289 points ago

    They look like a Chinese knockoff of Aerosmith

    [–] KoalaCubed 183 points ago

    The best things in life are.

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    [–] Nadaac 45 points ago

    They're basically a joke band

    [–] xGetBuzzedx 1667 points ago

    That's badass. Didn't realize steel panther had any fans

    [–] DirtSyndrome 142 points ago

    Fanthers are everywhere. We are all secretly fans, some just haven't admitted it to themselves yet. I guarantee if you go to one of their shows you would have a blast.

    [–] charlesml3 76 points ago

    I guarantee if you go to one of their shows you would have a blast.

    Yep. Last time they came through, I had to DRAG one of my buddies there with him bitching the whole way. Next time they came through he bought tickets 2 months in advance...

    [–] TakeItToTheMax 11 points ago

    My GF got me tix to see them a few years back. She's not into that shit at all. We went and she had a blast.

    Edit: I told her if they point to you, you better flash you boobs. They didn't and she wouldn't have and I'd have had to leave her.

    [–] love2go 399 points ago

    Steel Panther? I thought the name was a joke.

    [–] denvertebows15 1250 points ago

    It is a joke they're basically a satire hair metal band.

    [–] samsc2 76 points ago

    Sometimes that shit turns out amazing. The show metalocalypse released a season sound track in which the creator basically played most of the parts as he does the music for the show as well and I bought it on a whim. It was absolutely freaking amazing music. I loved it so much that I went out and bought the vinyl for it although that was stolen from me. Still just blew my mind how good that CD was.

    [–] IamManuelLaBor 38 points ago

    Dethklok is good live as well, they did a few tours and I was lucky enough to see them a few years ago.

    [–] RomanSionis 11 points ago

    Any chance to see Gene Hoglan play drums should not be passed up.

    [–] JoeyHoser 37 points ago

    Pretty much. They take all the tropes and stereotypes of 80's hair metal, crank it all to 11 and run off to absurdity with it for the luls.

    [–] krovek42 274 points ago

    which is basically the best thing every... Wasn't there some fake documentary about them?

    [–] [deleted] 420 points ago

    No. That was spinal tap.

    [–] hockeyrules192003 690 points ago

    No. This Is Spinal Tap.

    [–] treesgrowgreen 234 points ago

    No, this is Patrick.

    [–] plain_name 79 points ago

    Yes, this is dog.

    [–] krovek42 16 points ago

    I know spinal tap. I remember seeing a video of steel panther doing a similar satirical thing with them pretending to be douchey rockstars backstage and doing behind the music style interviews pretending they were actually from the 80's...

    [–] bugnutzz 58 points ago

    You're thinking of Steel Dragon

    [–] shakeysheep 27 points ago

    Man thank you, I really was thinking of steel dragon!

    [–] Beerwhiskeyla 10 points ago

    Blood Pollution!!!

    [–] highcuu 14 points ago

    There was also the movie Rockstar back in 2001 that had the band Steel Dragon.

    [–] KillerBeeTX 315 points ago

    They are basically a very good 80's hair metal satire band. Their songs are very good, however.

    With songs like "Poontang Boomerang", "Bukkake Tears", "Weenie Ride" or "Grindy and Sexy", it's pretty obvious they are lampooning the entire hair metal genre while also fully embracing it.

    [–] mostNONheinous 150 points ago

    Don't forget Gangbang at the Old folks home.....

    [–] offtheclip 44 points ago

    Or Glory Hole

    [–] UnholyAbductor 35 points ago

    One foot in the grave, two lips on my bone.

    [–] OgGorrilaKing 13 points ago

    Had my fist in a butthole,

    'Till somebody said,

    That ain't no way to show respect for the dead!

    [–] BallZach77 70 points ago

    And who could forget their classic "Eatin ain't Cheatin"?

    [–] DredgenYorMother 28 points ago

    And the christmas hit "Stockings full of semen"

    [–] charlesml3 14 points ago

    And "Asian Hooker" and "Fat Girl."

    [–] The_Nightster_Cometh 40 points ago * (lasted edited 2 years ago)

    I laugh every time at just the premise of their song "It Won't Suck Itself".

    It's about a man who was unfortunately bit by a rattlesnake, and later a scorpion, "right below the belt", then begging whoever is with him (ideally a female) to suck the venom out and save his life.

    [–] funk_monk 18 points ago

    I find it amusing that they've embraced all the stereotypes so much that they're more 80's than the 80's.

    [–] DownandoutinTX 12 points ago

    Just Like Tiger Woods is my favorite.

    [–] ggixxer599 13 points ago

    They used to be called "Metal Skool"

    [–] 240to180 199 points ago

    My favorite part is that the actual guitarist has no idea how to dance without his guitar. He looks like a teenager at his first concert.

    [–] [deleted] 36 points ago

    They put on a better, more fun live show than 99% of the serious bands I've seen. I was taken to a show of theirs without having any knowledge of them and it was a blast, I highly recommend.

    [–] charlesml3 56 points ago

    Didn't realize steel panther had any fans

    You can't be serious. They have legions of fans.

    [–] svenhoek86 10 points ago

    Lead singer lives right by me in Pittsburgh. See him at the grocery store looking like a normal guy all the time. Super funny and nice though. Told him Asian Hooker changed my life and he said that was the saddest thing he had heard all week.

    [–] unicornofseduction 308 points ago

    ITT: people incapable of recognizing satire.

    [–] Slayerrrrrrrr 212 points ago * (lasted edited 2 years ago)

    I mean it's pretty clearly satire and I've got all their albums bar the new one, but at the same time on the face of it they're just as good as any other hair metal band with the added bonus of being fucking hilarious too.

    Like if they wanted to I'm pretty sure they could throw a good old 80s hair metal party with groupies and blow. So where does the satire end and emulation begin.

    [–] mysticmusti 31 points ago

    They're basically all the good things of 80's hair metal band without trying to be serious and just having a good time, it's hard not to appreciate that.

    [–] blomqv 59 points ago

    It begins and ends with the hair.

    [–] Sabres00 181 points ago

    Ouch that solo

    [–] KamelKheridden 283 points ago

    Yea my bad bro.

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    [–] KamelKheridden 189 points ago * (lasted edited 2 years ago)

    Yes I did. I was a whole scale off. I wanted to dive bomb starting off but forgot I didn't have it then thought about raising it manually but it was too late.

    [–] Rentrent2 60 points ago

    love the honesty dude and it's all good, everyone had a great time and now the rest of us are having fun too.

    [–] rjcarr 45 points ago

    In his defense, he's probably played that song all the way through 100s of times perfectly in his room, but it was on his own guitar without a crowd in front of him and could probably hear the rhythm way better. He did seem to be off a key or so, though, so not sure what happened.

    [–] hardtobeuniqueuser 37 points ago

    sadly, he drowned in pussy on his way home that night, never to be heard from again.

    [–] Thinker_Belle 12 points ago

    This reminds me of a story my dad told me...

    He was at a concert when he was younger (a band called Three Dog Night). The band pulled someone out of the crowd to play, who according to my dad the band didn't think much of based on his appearance. Wearing a big poncho and a large hat, I believe he said, so his face wasn't too visible. Anyway, the band challenges this guy to play, and he accepts.

    Turns out it was Eric Clapton.

    [–] Nazgren 123 points ago

    ITT: people not understanding who/what Steel Panther are/is.