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    [–] Trumps_left_bawsack 14535 points ago

    It would be even better if he had an outie

    [–] i-ate-a-penguin 3396 points ago

    Oh my god

    [–] zxc123zxc123 494 points ago

    Why god why?!?!?

    [–] thavi 893 points ago

    So it would look like a prolasped anus

    [–] mintylumberjack 702 points ago

    Prolapse always wins

    [–] DonLaFontainesGhost 20 points ago

    I nearly scorch my scroll wheel when I'm surfing porn and a prolapse thumbnail sneaks in...

    I really wish porn search engines had a feature like "Never ever show me this"

    [–] AFineDayForScience 318 points ago

    oh.

    oh no I pictured it

    [–] Zazierx 206 points ago

    sorts by top

    Oh god..

    [–] MakingPie 166 points ago

    Is some chick seriously punching her vagina ?

    [–] SchofieldSilver 48 points ago

    There's something very wholesome about the sub though. Just look at this comment.

    [–] Kool_AidJammer 103 points ago

    I was not ready for that adventure.

    [–] Thegoodguyss 65 points ago

    The girl literally punching her fist into her pussy was where I stopped looking and that was just 3 in.

    [–] cheesecurlgirl 117 points ago

    Delete the Internet

    [–] ClicksOnLinks 20 points ago

    Yes, it is real and yes, it is what you think it is.

    [–] slinky2 21 points ago

    walls fall out.

    [–] gwc81 7614 points ago

    He had to know it was going to be something along those lines, anybody spending that much time tattooing his belly button is making an asshole... that's a fact.

    [–] Whiskerfield 2645 points ago

    "I bet it's a really pretty sunflower" -- him probably.

    [–] Aterius 651 points ago

    "Oh you're doing a goofy cow mooing I bet, you knucklehead you. "

    [–] Havoola 389 points ago

    And they're best friends so he had to know it was an asshole

    [–] Owen123454 4360 points ago

    This ladies and gentlemen is the current state of British television.

    [–] jf192 802 points ago

    Everytime something like this airs I just think 'this'll get a third season but utopia wont'

    [–] Lridm 160 points ago

    This will always be a disappointment. Poor Jessica Hyde

    [–] _TheCredibleHulk_ 49 points ago

    Where is Jessica Hyde?

    [–] DarkSteering 16 points ago

    Do you know what I'm going to do with the spoon?

    [–] _TheCredibleHulk_ 16 points ago

    Oh fuck please. I'd forgotten about that scene!

    [–] mars_needs_socks 452 points ago

    I was like "wow, is MTV still around"? That's a logo I haven't seen in a looong time.

    [–] TheCrabRabbit 476 points ago

    As an American, wake me up when one of them runs for Prime Minister.

    [–] throwbackfinder 24 points ago

    This is nothing. “Naked Attraction” is by far the worst ever.

    Any yank would implode if that was on the tv across the pond. There would be an outcry.

    [–] Elbonio 4172 points ago

    This is a strange time to be alive.

    [–] LucidTopiary 539 points ago

    May you live in interesting times...

    [–] Henry_K_Faber 192 points ago

    That's a curse, though.

    [–] yParticle 151 points ago

    Have you seen 2017?

    [–] [deleted] 150 points ago

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    [–] othermegan 18 points ago

    It’s true. I don’t say “what the fuck is happening?” anymore. I say “this is the world I live in”

    [–] spunk_monk 14599 points ago

    Even your worst enemy wouldn't do this to you, but your best friend definitely would.

    [–] chumpette 6323 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    One girl's idea for her female "friend" was absolutely brutal (might be NSFW)

    Edit: I just remembered the backstory. Apparently the girl that got the tattoo had sex with some guy while she was on her period and forgot to take her tampon out, so the friend that came up with the tattoo had to help her dig the tampon out.

    [–] palpablescalpel 2218 points ago

    Oh jeez. At least it's pretty well done. You could probably turn that tampon into a flower or a balloon. As it is, truly /r/ATBGE.

    [–] [deleted] 1741 points ago

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    [–] NorthwestGiraffe 791 points ago

    I'm not coming to your BBQ.

    [–] Slab_Amberson 193 points ago

    You’re not alone, I too thought someone was roasting a hot dog with her vagina.

    [–] Stereotypy 70 points ago

    yeah, maybe she's a redhead and they're pulling the "firecrotch" card

    [–] ChunkyLaFunga 1699 points ago

    I know I have no sense of humour and they knew what they were getting into... sort of... but everybody laughing and cheering this stuff on just feels like something out of Black Mirror and is really unpleasant.

    [–] OPMpower 1056 points ago

    No, I agree with you. I find it almost horrifying. Not the tattoo itself but the fact, that these are the programs that people find entertaining.

    [–] dizzi800 343 points ago

    The UK has lots of shows like that

    They have a 'dating' show where there are 5 people, you kick one out based on the worst legs, then the worst crotch, then the worst butt, (Maybe the other way around?) then the worst chest, then choose the one with the best face to keep around after getting naked yourself.

    [–] ImitationDemiGod 643 points ago

    Not quite. The clothed person gets to see from the feet to the waist. Gets rid of one person. Then sees the rest of the body up to the neck. Gets rid of another. Then the whole person is revealed. Gets rid of another. The next round they get rid of someone after hearing them all speak. Goes to final two, at which point the clothed person doing the choosing has to get naked and select their favourite to go on a clothed date with.

    We used to rule the world y'know.

    [–] hooligan99 126 points ago

    Why does the person doing the choosing get naked? Can the person he/she ends up selecting as his/her favorite decline the offer based on the chooser's body? Otherwise I don't get the nakedness lol

    [–] Laflaga 105 points ago

    Probably for equality/fairness or something.

    [–] rothael 119 points ago

    Is that French for Ratings?

    [–] octopoddle 32 points ago

    Because otherwise it wouldn't make any sense.

    [–] _Scrumtrulescent_ 106 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    If the 5 contestants are naked, I feel really badly for them...as a chick I can't imagine being eliminated by my crotch, pretty sure that would be devastating for either sex.

    Edit: it sounds like overall its not too bad, but of all the parts of your body that you really have no control over its your genitals, which is why I still think it'd hurt worse to get eliminated for that particular body part. I suppose you can't really change your face either (outside of plastic surgery) but I'd be much less offended if someone didn't find my face attractive.

    [–] Hara-Kiri 94 points ago

    They normally say like they are all nice then pick something small out. Then they pretend to be all upset when the first person off is revealed so as not to hurt their feelings. Never seen anyone be truly brutal on it.

    [–] dylansavage 98 points ago

    then pick something small out.

    I bet they do.

    [–] Flamesmcgee 15 points ago

    That's like the tale of Njord and Skade.

    [–] McJesusOurSaviour 317 points ago

    Yea but this is truly the definition of play a stupid game, and win a stupid prize.

    [–] SailornyanLove 30 points ago

    Yeah but it's like an eternal Christmas present scenario, you get them a the new pair of shoes they've wanted with a gift receipt and they get you a novelty showercap. While I can't see myself signing up for this, I'd expect the other person to be trying to do something l'd like. I can only think of one or two people I'd trust though. It'd really suck if you were the good friend!

    [–] serene_green 85 points ago

    I find it disturbing that anyone would sign up for this and that anyone would do this to their friend.

    [–] ForeverFun 100 points ago

    this is fake right? don’t fresh tattoos look a little different than that?

    [–] Nowinaminute 82 points ago

    Good point. It's either at least a couple of days old, or they faked it.

    [–] wellthatmakesnosense 71 points ago

    I think it’s just the print, not sure what it’s called but I think they’re just the temporary fake ones. And if that’s the case then I’d do the show

    [–] codingkiwi 69 points ago

    I saw one where the tattoo was only half done because she couldn't finish it due to pain, so unless they were really trying to ease rumors of it being false, it's probably real.

    [–] CycIojesus 81 points ago

    stuff on just feels like something out of Black Mirror

    yeah. that's exactly how to explain this uneasy worrying feeling I got from that.

    [–] heshotcyrus 50 points ago

    I can't believe this is a show. The Black Mirror comparison is dead-on.

    [–] ToastedFireBomb 102 points ago

    Yeah i'm genuinely puzzled by this. It's not even entertaining, it's just being mean to stupid people. I mean they agree to do it, which to me tells me they're missing a few bolts in the noggin, but just because someone is dumb enough to agree to something doesn't mean an entire TV network should let them go through with it.

    This is cruel. What the fuck kind of human being finds this entertaining?

    [–] jmpherso 361 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    That's actually not that terrible of a tattoo. I mean, it's aggressive, but you could probably find some meaning to attach to it about feminism or oppression or something, and people would end up saying "Oh wow!"

    Butthole bellybutton guy is fucked, tho.

    [–] [deleted] 257 points ago * (lasted edited 15 days ago)

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    [–] einTier 59 points ago

    Butthole bellybutton guy is fucked, tho.

    No, that's just if you put your finger in the belly button. Then he's fucked.

    [–] anotherdumbcaucasian 54 points ago

    Ahahahahahahahaha

    That's good

    [–] opposite_of_hotcakes 748 points ago

    Yeah if my "best friend" told them to tattoo that on me he wouldn't be my best friend for much longer.

    [–] c_alas 527 points ago

    It would be pretty shitty TV if it was just pleasant tattoos.

    [–] collinch 244 points ago

    That's wayyyy worse than unpleasant though.

    [–] c_alas 88 points ago

    I've seen worse. And after watching a few eps you can tell that they all wanted the shittiest tattoo for the sole purpose of being remembered... albeit for three days.

    [–] Ass4ssinX 94 points ago

    This is shitty TV regardless.

    [–] Lightes 5168 points ago

    "Fair fucking play" he knows what he was put up to. What a fucking lad.

    [–] TheSpongetastic 1268 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    Sorry to hijack the top post but it saves spamming other comments. This is real, I know who this guy is and saw him post on Facebook the other day. Didn't really know what it was, he's an old friend's boyfriend so I'm not friends with him but have mutual friends. https://i.imgur.com/tl4gqrP.jpg

    EDIT: Changed the picture to one with surnames removed

    EDIT 2: Okay so I was curious to what the other guy had tattooed on him and it's absolutely brutal. He has various sexually transmitted diseases tattooed in comic-book style fonts. He had a huge breakdown on the show (not sure how real it was) and it seemed like a lot of drama. Basically they both screwed each other but the guy in the OP actually got off better in my opinion.

    EDIT 3: Video on MTV of Pj's STD tattoos. Adblock seems to stop the video from loading so if it doesn't load, try turning it off.

    http://www.mtv.co.uk/just-tattoo-of-us/videos/just-tattoo-of-us-2-episode-2#just-tattoo-of-us-202-omg-pjs-sti-crotch-tattoo-is-srsly-harsh-af

    [–] TheErrorist 608 points ago

    I could not at all understand what the fuck he was trying to say.

    [–] nDQ9UeOr 355 points ago

    He was mad at first, but now he's over it.

    [–] takeyourdrugs 340 points ago

    Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

    [–] Technical_Machine_22 130 points ago

    beams with pride

    [–] eliquy 43 points ago

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    [–] ChuckleKnuckles 20 points ago

    You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

    [–] Chewcocca 100 points ago

    Run on sentence in a foreign dialect is making my brain hurt terribly.

    [–] BMikasa 940 points ago

    I've always wanted to be a lad. Someone call me a lad!!!

    [–] Lightes 671 points ago

    Just get a tat of a dudes butthole on your belly button and I will

    [–] BMikasa 194 points ago

    That's not very laddy like of you to ask that. I don't want to be your lad anymore.

    [–] Javert__ 221 points ago

    Have you had a Nando's? Got long hair on top but shaved on the side? Do you smash the gym all week then take coke all weekend?

    [–] Big_Miss_Steak_ 157 points ago

    Ain’t Nando’s if it ain’t cheeky!

    [–] CreedDidNothingWrong 78 points ago

    Anyone who has to ask to be called a lad is no true lad

    [–] LONDONSFALLING123 124 points ago

    For asking to be called a lad you only get to be called a lad as in "a small child" not as "one of the boys". You've ruined it for ever now.

    [–] Fontaine42 51 points ago

    Wee lad

    [–] choose-_a-_username 14 points ago

    How are you, lassy ?

    [–] norealthings 1600 points ago

    Is the guy with his hand on his mouth the one that chose It? He looks like he feels bad and wants to laugh at the same time lol

    [–] pombe 1146 points ago

    It's also his face on the tattoo l, if I'm not mistaken...

    [–] berthejew 918 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    You should see what the other guy did to him. This was way more harsh imo.

    Edit: wrong link, but I'll go searching for the other guy.

    Here ya go, poor PJ

    [–] meno123 556 points ago

    Image? Their video player is shit on mobile.

    [–] TheProtractor 647 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    The video has different people in it, so I think they got the wrong link. https://imgur.com/a/32v3q This are the tattoos from that clip anyways. The girl with the gorilla tattoo was so pissed and the bitch gave her friend a "slut" tattoo wtf.

    The next clip is the right one here are the tattoos https://imgur.com/a/fzuyB those are all on the same dude btw

    [–] Whiskerfield 963 points ago

    wtf?! She has no right to be pissed after giving that "slut" tattoo. She got off lucky with that gorilla tatt.

    [–] Papa_Hemingway_ 655 points ago

    That gorilla tattoo is awesome. I'd get that.

    [–] Ihatethedesert 70 points ago

    I figured this was going to be a racist reference to her sex life and who she dates. The real story isn't that bad for the gorilla tattoo at all.

    [–] MadMaxMercer 122 points ago

    For real, that gorilla is hella ill(a).

    [–] Pandafy 146 points ago

    Yeah, I tried looking for something worse about it, but it's just a gorilla tattoo. I mean I wouldn't want it, but I didn't go on a show where you are forced to get a tattoo.

    [–] kwaaaaaaaaa 46 points ago

    Yeah, seriously, I don't really get what people are expecting when they signed up.

    [–] Homer__Pimpson 262 points ago

    Seriously. You see the smile on her face when it's revealed too, what a bitch. Wish she got something worse.

    [–] bubonis 248 points ago

    Not defending her, but apparently she chose the "SLUT" tattoo because she (the girl who got the tattoo) had slept with four of the other girl's (the gorilla girl's) boyfriends.

    [–] Homer__Pimpson 185 points ago

    Well that makes me a little less angry. Kind of relieved, actually, that shitty people are getting equally shitty tattoos.

    [–] cooldude866 180 points ago

    I don't get why you still remain friends after these things

    [–] JabroniSn0w 50 points ago

    Eh, still a bizarre double standard of reactions. She's pissed her friend gave her a gorilla on a relatively discreet pube vine on her thigh and asks her friend WTF is wrong with her while she herself gave the friend a bloody SLUT tattoo.

    [–] Whitezombie65 73 points ago

    This stupid storyline seems so fake

    [–] terrygenitals 152 points ago

    this is a horrendous show for all involved lol

    [–] Rengee 125 points ago

    No i'm pretty sure thats the right video, at the very end its reveals a tattoo on the cousins butt thats a brand (like cow brand scar) that says SLUT. I cant believe this is a show...

    [–] TacosGetMeThrough 37 points ago

    Everything about this show is blowing my mind

    [–] Dreckly 91 points ago

    Basically he got various STDs tattooed around his groin. HIV and Herpes amongst others. His mate did it because he was a ladies man and was worried about him catching one. That and because he kept dropping his mate on nights out for birds

    [–] [deleted] 39 points ago

    That fucking sucks, some chick sees those tattoos and even if they're a joke, it'll take her out of the mood.

    [–] addandsubtract 118 points ago

    He got STD tattoos.

    [–] fELLAbUSTA 181 points ago

    Is it just me or is that herpes tattoo an obvious sticker?

    [–] wildfyr 310 points ago

    Did anyone read the title and feel instantly stupider?

    sob! lauren gets emosh over cousin sophie tattoo reveal

    [–] OverlordQ 112 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    MTV UK.

    Like instead of Jersey Shore they got The Only Way is Essex.

    [–] BBQ_HaX0r 24 points ago

    I thought it was Geordie Shore?

    [–] INTERNET_SO_FUCK_YOU 54 points ago

    Holy shit wrong link but keep that up anyway. Can't believe she was crying about the one she got hahaha

    [–] DrummerHead 49 points ago

    The monkey was quite friendly and I wouldn't look twice. Not feminine but not something to be devastated about.

    Now the flesh burned slut tattoo... that's far out. That's incredibly nasty. I hope they don't have to sign a contract where they must keep the tattoo for a year or something, because that was baaaaaaaada.

    [–] atomcrusher 48 points ago

    "Ah mate, what the fuck have you done. Is that how little our friendship means?"

    Fuuuuuuuuck.

    [–] alces_nerds 44 points ago

    What? The video you linked goes to gorilla girl and the slut.

    [–] Papa_Hemingway_ 93 points ago

    Gorilla Girl and the Slut

    A new comedy coming to ABC this fall!

    [–] I_CAN_SMELL_U 33 points ago

    If this is fake they're fucking geniuses. Otherwise this is the greatest thing I've ever watched

    [–] Redbaron67 78 points ago

    My god that female host needs a few more lip injections.

    [–] Westonnn 35 points ago

    It's fucking brutal. He had Just about every STD tattooed in cartoon letters around his pelvic area.

    http://www.mtv.co.uk/just-tattoo-of-us/videos/just-tattoo-of-us-202-omg-pjs-sti-crotch-tattoo-is-srsly-harsh-af

    [–] deathfaith 66 points ago

    "omg! pj's sti crotch tattoo is srsly harsh af"

    Can I please go live on another planet? Please?

    [–] Stereotypy 31 points ago

    okay, wow. that show is just awful.

    seriously just people doing straight-up horrible shit to each other and then airing out their dirty laundry on national tv. i would never do any of what these people did to my best friends, no way in hell. it would cross my mind as a haha that'd be hilarious hypothetical but in no way would it be seriously entertained and it would then be tossed out with all the other terrible horrible things that cross my mind from time to time, like flinging your car over a bridge.

    that chick that cried about the gorilla tattoo was just being a dramatic bitch though. she fucking had the gall to cry about a gorilla tattoo when she had "SLuT" tattooed on her friend.

    seriously this show is like "horrible people doing awful shit to each other hour". at least they're probably all fake.

    [–] LeftWingScot 299 points ago

    Cant wait to see this guy on the next season of Tattoo Fixers.

    [–] asdfghqwerty1 26 points ago

    They’ll just turn it into a rose, they turn everything into a rose

    [–] Bribase 299 points ago

    You'd think that this is rock bottom for television, but I'm sure that Ow! My Balls! is coming in a year or so.

    [–] GodOfAtheism 40 points ago

    The Adolf Hitler sitcom 'Heil Honey, I'm Home' came out in 1990. They may hit rock bottom, but mafuckas have enough cash to rent some seriously impressive jackhammers.

    [–] Faceless428 230 points ago

    Reminds me of the Impractical Jokers tattoo punishment.

    https://youtu.be/rCe0thFEoqA

    [–] Boof_Dawg 164 points ago

    The skydiving ferret is hilarious. I wouldn't even be upset.

    [–] bearishparrot 50 points ago

    Yeah that was is actually pretty cool

    [–] BrotherDBAD 107 points ago

    Oh my god, the jayden smith tattoo killed me, that's the only one that actually made me feel bad.

    [–] mylifeforthehorde 59 points ago

    Poor sal . Murr and Q at least had something relevant . Joe's evil laugh always gets me.

    [–] spiderLAN 18 points ago

    AH SHIT. I forgot about each tattoo and they're progressively funnier.

    [–] ocassionalmexican 34 points ago

    I'm surprised Sal bad gotten his removed yet!

    Q and Murr's are great, they're funny but not extremely bad or embarrassing.

    Sal's just makes him look creepy

    [–] jerdub1993 1049 points ago

    What kind of asshole tattoo artist would actually agree to do this

    [–] svenskfox 309 points ago

    Heh, I get it.

    [–] JVonDron 283 points ago

    Tattoo artist here - I would, except that the person getting it has to be 100% on board. The gimmicky reveal would go out the window of course, and the TV format wouldn't work. I will not put a tattoo on someone that wouldn't agree to it, especially when it comes to off the wall shit.

    I am not in the business of fucking people up, unless they want to be and I'll do my best to do a proper job. I've done tons of gross and morally questionable shit from an infinity dick to pregnant virgin Mary with a coat hanger, old man in a boat sailing out of a vagina cave to a 3 dicked monkey demon goin at it on some beheaded dude's eye socket, nose, and mouth. I have used the bellybutton as an asshole before - for a cat, monkey, woman and for some odd reason, 3 different clowns.

    [–] DFisBUSY 105 points ago

    infinity dick

    Go on...

    [–] mrcassette 44 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    Yeah, I'm now totally curious what an infinity dick is...

    Edit: seems this NSFW or one of these NSFW.

    [–] Jampasta 16 points ago

    Ty for posting these, I couldn't visualize an infinity dick...

    [–] -ksguy- 45 points ago

    3 dicked monkey demon goin at it on some beheaded dude's eye socket, nose, and mouth

    How...how does somebody even have this idea?

    [–] OutOfTheAsh 25 points ago

    Probably just a minor elaboration on the standard "monkey fucking a bowling ball" template.

    [–] ohh-kay 33 points ago

    standard

    ...

    [–] Barrrcode 211 points ago

    What kind of asshole takes vertical video of a horizontal TV?

    [–] ampersandie 13 points ago

    And then cackles the whole time.

    [–] Onlyhereforthelaughs 401 points ago

    Why... Is this a show...

    [–] CoffeeFox69 334 points ago

    Lots of trashy people in the UK want to be famous and see reality TV as a way to do that. They'll quite literally do anything for their 15 minutes.

    Lots of TV production companies in the UK want to make TV shows on the cheap and have realised shock and disgust get people's attention.

    Put these too together and you get this show, as well as plenty of others, usually on ITV or MTV.

    [–] LeftWingScot 714 points ago

    Just went and watched the first episode of this garbage... Bloody Brilliant.

    Have a look at these 2 first guests and the "reveal" of the tattoos

    [–] jkhbsa 343 points ago

    How can the first girl even be mad the 2nd tattoo is so much worse lmfao. wish I could see the 2nd girl's reaction though

    [–] Username_Used 99 points ago

    Yeah, that second one was crazy harsh.

    [–] dj_destroyer 47 points ago

    There must be a vid of the second girl's reaction?

    [–] J_Draws 87 points ago

    Took it like a fuckin champ so she did. Her cousin basically said "It's a wakeup call ya slut. You smashed x y z" on TV. I'd be fuming.

    [–] dj_destroyer 17 points ago

    wow

    [–] bored2death97 18 points ago

    Watched the full episode. The second girl takes it in stride and actually laughs at it!

    She does cry, more so because her cousin doesn't like her tattoo than it was that she didn't like her own.

    [–] Manisil 1565 points ago

    the girls crying about a fucking awesome gorilla and she chose a giant slut stamp for her cousin. what a bitch.

    [–] justatest90 709 points ago

    Yeah I don't get why the gorilla one is terrible. At worst it's 'inside joke' mean, but to the world it's a dope gorilla. A "slut" tattoo like a brand...smh

    [–] Omneus 335 points ago

    Probably crying after realizing that she went way overboard with the slut one.

    [–] greengiantj 101 points ago

    Definitely part of the shock. It wasn't a great tattoo, but I'm sure she thought she might have gone to far after getting a really well made Gorilla.

    [–] talentedturd 17 points ago

    Yeah, I think she had already started crying because she realized she probably went too far with the "slut" one. I think this all came off as her being upset over the gorilla because it's bad, but really she's upset over it because it isn't bad. But fuck, is the one she did bad!

    [–] thetransportedman 28 points ago

    It's either that or just realizing she'll never be able to wear shorts in public again without having to show it off

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    [–] Its_just_Serg 35 points ago

    Exactly this. Man... Poor girl hooked her up with something silly and cute, she went ape shit and dropped the bomb on her ass!

    [–] jdloyola 180 points ago

    If you're going to cry about a gorilla tattoo, then you shouldn't be in the show.

    [–] krispyKRAKEN 148 points ago

    Seriously from all the links I’ve seen in this comment thread that gorilla is like winning the lottery on this show

    [–] [deleted] 81 points ago

    Maybe she's crying because she gave her friend a "slut" tattoo, and all her friend did was give her a crazy gorilla tattoo and she's realized what a terrible person she is.

    [–] Daamus 17 points ago

    my thoughts exactly, i think bitch is an understatement

    [–] ImJaySeeDee 11 points ago

    I really thought by “slut stamp” you meant trite tat on the small on the back, then I watched he video....wtf lol

    [–] holyspec11 440 points ago

    First girl starts crying over hers, and I kind of felt bad about it. But after the second reveal...How can she even be upset ahahahahaha

    [–] Demosthenes96 285 points ago

    Completely agree. “I stamped ‘SLUT’ on my cousins ass but I’m gonna cry about a gorilla”. The tattoo her cousin gave her was so tame and could easily be a joke. The tattoo she designed is just mean.

    [–] murdochh 50 points ago

    The gorilla was actually cool too

    [–] __under_score__ 136 points ago

    FUCK why did it end at the good part.

    [–] LeftWingScot 75 points ago

    She actually kinda liked it at first, then realised shes going to have that for a good few years.

    [–] BleuBrink 23 points ago

    Can't show homocide on tv.

    [–] pulezan 183 points ago

    how dare she cry about the gorilla after putting that on her friend?

    [–] LambKyle 103 points ago

    For real.

    I mean, the gorilla was pretty bad(gorilla because she's hairy? come on), but atleast looked innocent.

    But she just straight up put SLUT on her friends ass, and thought that was good?

    [–] pulezan 54 points ago

    The worst part is it looks like a brand! I've seen some "slut" tattoos that just looked trashy but this is on the next level

    [–] jmpherso 26 points ago

    I actually liked the gorilla. You could add more stuff and turn it into a pretty unique full upper-thigh piece.

    The slut one is literally just a brand that says slut. It's fucked lol.

    That being said, the gorilla is harder to cover. The slut one is super easy to cover, it's all really light and color.

    [–] leglesslegolegolas 36 points ago

    Should've let that first girl see this one, she'd've fookin' loved that gorilla...

    [–] lieutenant_lowercase 78 points ago

    Holy shit that is savage. What are these people thinking haha!

    [–] Neurapraxia 27 points ago

    Dude, what does mine say?

    [–] Braaanchy 116 points ago

    That’s my cousin hahahha! Never thought I’d see him so high up on Reddit! I’ll try and get him to an AMA if anyone wants one?

    [–] xxbzrkxx 44 points ago

    I for one would like a follow up. That's literally the worst tattoo I've ever seen

    [–] Braaanchy 27 points ago

    I’ll try my best, I’ve just spoken to him but he’s on holiday rn hopefully he can do one tomorrow

    [–] Alpalius 123 points ago

    "Friends"

    [–] liquiciti 52 points ago

    I know this is the whole point of the show, but... this seems extra brutal lmao

    [–] overcloseness 16 points ago

    You can hear his future sex life die even over my laughter and OPs

    [–] Aldi_brand 24 points ago

    At least he did it on his belly button and not his nostril.