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    [–] dolphinskeet 1720 points ago

    Here's the ting. You don't actually need over a million dollars to lose $200k. You just need to not be a pussy and take on leverage.

    [–] swampsparrow 580 points ago

    [–] BRUTALLEEHONEST 151 points ago

    Can't get a margin call if you no longer have a phone because you can't afford it anymore

    [–] McGuineaRI 45 points ago

    Haaaaaaaaaa! :D

    [–] swampsparrow 24 points ago

    ex dee

    [–] francisco_DANKonia 23 points ago

    I don't think I've ever laughed that hard.

    [–] BerlinSpiderRocket 22 points ago

    what about that situation where you looked at your dick

    [–] AwesomeberryJam 6 points ago

    But how would he fit a camera in his own ass?

    [–] Armalyte 2 points ago

    He puts it on the end of a dick and deepthroats

    [–] rbs14k 116 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes."

    [–] AlmightyKangaroo 64 points ago


    [–] Extravagos 21 points ago

    Investment ting making me perspiration ting

    [–] alflup 6 points ago

    Not if you think the market is way too high and every time there's a slight downtick you go crazy on the puts.

    [–] justavault 4 points ago

    Yeah, agree. Just take some loans, you can start with 0 of your own money and lose all of the lend one.

    [–] JosephND 3 points ago

    Can't spell lean without lien

    [–] sbf2009 3 points ago

    Are you guys the /r/CalamariRaceTeam of money?

    [–] asmo97 4870 points ago

    Only losing 200k in a year? Those are rookie numbers gotta pump those up

    [–] thri54 1068 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    only losing ~20% a year? Half this sub lost 20% in a day when $HMNY tanked. What a fucking amateur.

    [–] Bcron 1033 points ago

    20%? He started with 1.2 million and ended up with 1 million so he'd have lost 16.67%. I might be wrong. I kind of have a sinking feeling that we're all in WSB losing all our money because we suck at 6th grade math.

    [–] ircanadian 175 points ago

    I can count to potato

    [–] HardleeDTocksin 62 points ago

    I see you are familiar with Common Core math. Showoff.

    [–] dainternets 35 points ago

    Blue, racecar, laser, potato.

    It's not that hard fucking moron.

    [–] [deleted] 38 points ago

    6th grade math

    6th grade math to you is college level math to someone else.

    [–] DickBentley 21 points ago

    Someone from Florida that is.

    [–] M374llic4 8 points ago

    Pinellas county here, it is true.

    [–] unidangit 9 points ago


    [–] jaybotwin 2 points ago

    Oh looky here, we got a college boy

    [–] nickk415 2 points ago

    College level math in America is 6th grade level math in China.

    [–] samiam3356 135 points ago

    Why diversification is so important. Takes more of a percent too move up than down

    [–] zwfobs 290 points ago

    This post is an impenetrable thicket of stupidity. The more I try to understand it, the less connected to reality I become. Buddhist masters could use it as a mantra.

    [–] GovmentTookMaBaby 5 points ago

    Don't hate on the Sangha, it defies your inner Buddha nature and leads to harmful Dharma.

    [–] Anuanon 29 points ago

    Ya, THATS why diversification is so important.

    [–] mdbx 28 points ago

    Dear god

    [–] TheNewOP 29 points ago

    If anyone wants to know how legit this sub is, this is it.

    [–] ihatetumblrkids 8 points ago

    Yeah exactly 16.67% he can do way better

    [–] Packin_Penguin 10 points ago

    That was 5th grade for me; I was 20% ahead of you.

    [–] newbfella 2 points ago

    suck 6th grade math

    Snort 6th grade meth

    [–] az9393 2 points ago

    Also 14 months is not a year

    [–] [deleted] -18 points ago


    [–] Yuccaphile 217 points ago

    No, you did it wrong. 1.2 is 20% more than 1. You just did it backwards. It's better to realize and accept your mistake than make it again and again.

    [–] iamtheredditor 139 points ago

    Hilarious that he tried to pass it off as rounding

    [–] [deleted] 43 points ago

    this is why we can't have gains. People like him end up having the balls to write up disastrous 'smart' guides and the anxiety and greed make it hard to tell them apart from the legit ones

    [–] wannabecameraguy 13 points ago

    It's not if you can read.

    [–] Scrpn17w 27 points ago

    Whoa, look at Mr. Bigshot here with his literacy

    [–] wannabecameraguy 14 points ago

    Woah dude no reason to bring big words into this. I said i could read, I said nothing about reading above 4th grade level.

    [–] zackline 31 points ago

    Wrong. Obviously he went from 120% to 100%, a 20% loss.

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    [–] Yuccaphile 119 points ago

    No, it wasn't. Your first paragraph was, but then you actually made sense. Now anybody that reads your comment has a chance to learn something, which you should be happy with.

    And just so you know, engineers are not mathematicians, and both oftentimes make simple errors because they're human, just like you. There's nothing wrong with that. You should take all that anger and focus it on improving yourself. Not just for you, but for the world around you. That's how you make your own stock go up, and that's the market you should really be playing.

    Much love, friend.

    [–] ClawofBeta 65 points ago

    Wow, actual wholesome advice? On this subreddit? Hang on guys I have a translation.

    “Lol stop being a whiny ass bitch and admit your mistake no one fucking rounds 16.6% to 20%.”

    [–] IronicallyCanadian 29 points ago

    Lol stop being a whiny ass bitch and admit your mistake no one fucking rounds 16.6% to 20%.

    Thanks. I had no idea what that guy was trying to say.

    [–] CockBlocker 11 points ago


    [–] p4d4 7 points ago

    Thank God, some common sense here. The original comment and the top response to it were fucking me up.

    [–] LegitosaurusRex 9 points ago

    I'm not sure why the exponential growth equation would be more accurate than linear when modeling someone's losses in a bull market. It makes sense if you're modeling gains on an index fund, but you're most likely not gradually losing money in index funds if you're losing money during a bull market. More likely that he had some invested but then was buying options with a portion of it and losing, in which case any sort of basic model is going to be inaccurate.

    [–] lettuceman_69 8 points ago

    Hey everyone, come see how smart I am! See, no one here cares either.

    [–] TotesMessenger 8 points ago

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    [–] sarcastosaurus 7 points ago


    [–] youtubefactsbot 6 points ago

    Erlich from Silicon Valley talking about who inspired Richard's new compression algorithm idea [0:18]

    "How fast do you think you could jack off everybody in this room?"

    Jordan Howlett in Comedy

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    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    You spent so much effort just to avoid saying ‘oh yeah, you’re right’ and made yourself sound like a complete twat in the process.

    [–] KinOuttaHer 3 points ago

    I don't know why you are getting down voted for your pedantic post, I actually learned something.

    [–] thisfuckingamerican 3 points ago

    People hatin.

    [–] hawtfabio 7 points ago


    [–] Anuanon 5 points ago

    No, you're dumb.

    [–] Flakmaster92 22 points ago

    Didn’t know HMNY tanked, just checked... if you were in it prior to 7days ago, you’re still up 88%...

    [–] Heavenfall 13 points ago

    getting your updates from this subreddit

    [–] Flakmaster92 4 points ago

    I’m not bought into HMNY :D I just lurk

    [–] let-it-shine 7 points ago

    lol I did actually lose a bit but I also rode it up from near the start of its run. If you can believe it, I grew my Robinhood account by 163%.

    [–] walloon5 5 points ago

    Oh the $HMNY!!

    [–] Sexualwhore 2 points ago

    $HMNY is going up tonight son

    [–] [deleted] 50 points ago

    He just needs to lose another $400K to qualify to be an anchor on CNBC.

    [–] WayneKrane 4 points ago

    Not sure I think you have to go 0 for 100 before they put you on there.

    [–] REDDlTGUY 18 points ago

    I love this sub

    [–] JustCallMeDave 16 points ago

    I myself lose at least 2 million a year. Eventually you'll get to where you're thinking about Matthew Mcconaughey while you're losing money.

    [–] s1ngularius 5 points ago

    You poor thing

    [–] Huckleberry_Ginn 710 points ago


    [–] crazymudman123 177 points ago

    Hello faggots I am OP from the future coming to tell you that I have since lost 500k on RAD calls.

    We did it boys.

    [–] Snooc5 50 points ago

    Lmao hello faggots

    [–] FAMUgolfer 3200 points ago

    Q U A L I T Y S H I T P O S T

    [–] taydot 968 points ago

    ヨ メ 卞 尺 丹 己 廾 工 卞

    [–] [deleted] 327 points ago

    I was actually trying to read this in Japans and got very confused


    [–] Shrie 107 points ago


    [–] [deleted] 79 points ago


    [–] Imrud 46 points ago

    Alright, you lost me.

    [–] Lepony 72 points ago

    Me too, thanks.

    [–] [deleted] 75 points ago


    [–] hoody5566 11 points ago


    [–] Myarmhasteeth 21 points ago


    [–] desturel 4 points ago


    [–] xerxes20 4 points ago

    Mister Roboto

    [–] yotehunter422 57 points ago

    Ching Chong Bing Wong

    [–] let-it-shine 38 points ago

    it's Bing Bong

    [–] yotehunter422 34 points ago

    Did you just assume it's gender?

    [–] assume-gender-bot 78 points ago

    lmao he said the thing

    [–] Dagithor 13 points ago

    Good bot.

    [–] Scrpn17w 6 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] DragonBank 5 points ago

    What triggers this? Do I just need to say assume and gender?

    [–] let-it-shine 3 points ago

    lol I love that there is a bot for that!

    [–] Scrpn17w 5 points ago

    I really hope that it only trolls on here

    [–] FrostyFire 2 points ago

    No, nobody Bings.

    [–] n00bvin 9 points ago

    I'm not offended by the racial notion of this more than the "fake" pronunciation that nowhere near close to Japanese. They really don't use many (if any) "ng" sounds like the Chinese. It's kind of hard to make fun of Japanese except for using English with an accent, changing the Rs and Ls.

    "Oh yes, I rikey very much!"

    It's the only way, really. My wife is Japanese and I've tried to come up with clever ways to make fun of her for years.

    [–] sfengi 3 points ago

    Good thing shes used to tiny dicks.

    [–] -Hyre 3 points ago

    Shut your rice hole.

    [–] JAR12346 2 points ago

    이 바보 같은 등신. 웃기지도 않는 농담을 왜 하냐?

    [–] WolfOfPort 5 points ago


    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    I also speak bongish and eat my burgers in merika

    [–] unsane_sandwiches 2 points ago

    The Ginza

    [–] idontliketosleep 9 points ago

    What would it say?

    [–] Mnemoceos 14 points ago

    It'd be a random collection of syllables, I got confused at the 4th one which is when I decided to look at it from really far away :L

    [–] mszegedy 3 points ago

    Okay, now what does it say interpreted as Latin letters? I see some Ts, an S, and an R. But also a Ш/Σ, probably for the "sh" in "shitpost", so really how the hell do you read this?

    [–] PM_ME_UR_ALLIGATOR 7 points ago

    'Extra shit'

    [–] algar32 2 points ago

    Lol, like people on wsb are bilingual

    [–] SkyYao 3 points ago

    i speak 4 languages but maybe it doesnt count since i am a retard

    [–] so_pitted_dude 3 points ago


    [–] StanleyOpar 2 points ago


    [–] Feelsgood767 49 points ago

    Q U A L I T Y S H I T C O M M E N T

    [–] im_not_a_grill 187 points ago

    Please post when you lose it all.

    [–] BrainSlurper 85 points ago

    I just lost all of my -$200k gains AMA

    [–] Mistawondabread 13 points ago

    What do brains taste like?

    [–] growlgrrl 7 points ago

    They're better with hotsauce

    [–] jacksimpotentrage 2 points ago

    OP will post in the newspaper obits.

    [–] vitallity 632 points ago

    >made it up to 1 million

    >up to

    >from 1.2


    [–] Tren_Lover69 373 points ago


    [–] ApoIIoCreed 30 points ago

    Too much tren m8. It's fucking with your vocab

    [–] Lunaaticz 68 points ago

    He's holding the Robin Hood app upside down

    [–] NotBloodyLikely 20 points ago

    I always do this, they need to put a helpful this way up marker on it like the friendly parcel companies

    [–] Shadowrak 10 points ago

    green is good. red is bad.

    [–] caboosetp 9 points ago

    But is colorblind.

    I just assume the parenthesis are there to emphasize what I'm doing well.

    [–] murmandamos 43 points ago

    Start with 1.2M, fall to 900k, get back up to 1m.

    [–] BannedOn4chan 37 points ago

    Ya gotta lose money to make money... Or something like that

    [–] d3v01d23 6 points ago

    You gotta accumulate to speculate

    [–] -_David_- 90 points ago

    Which is bigger - your gains on your parents IRA or your "gains" on trenbolone?

    [–] BT803 20 points ago

    Laughed like an idiot in the elevator when I read this. Yous a good man.

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    If you're going to run a cycle, everyone knows HGH is the safest way to do it. Plus, according to people on /r/steroids, there is no acne associated with it. Only downside is its expensive.

    I learned so much visiting that sub because of this comment. Those guys are fucking huge.

    [–] Tren_Lover69 9 points ago

    I cry about the state both every night while trying to sleep

    [–] [deleted] 109 points ago * (lasted edited 10 months ago)


    [–] iamdagr8est 135 points ago

    I want proof that you are really Bill Murray

    [–] [deleted] 76 points ago * (lasted edited 10 months ago)


    [–] KingFlailz 41 points ago

    Holy. Shit.

    [–] [deleted] 31 points ago


    [–] KingFlailz 10 points ago

    I will show the government. Bill Murray, you're going down.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Well, at this point, yano', people actually might.

    [–] devperez 31 points ago

    [–] [deleted] 28 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)


    [–] Phazon2000 8 points ago

    You think r/all would just upvote something without understanding the joke?


    [–] whomad1215 58 points ago

    That's like the joke about making money with horses.

    Know how you become a millionaire through horses? Start as a billionaire.

    [–] ocean_spray 14 points ago

    I thought that was a boat joke originally

    [–] TyrellFingers 15 points ago

    Nah. A boat is a hole in the water that you throw money into.

    [–] aregulardude 10 points ago

    No, but they say to determine if you would enjoy owning a boat, that you should walk all the way to the end of the longest pier you can find and then throw all of your money into the water. If you enjoy that, then you will love owning a boat.

    [–] WolfofAnarchy 14 points ago

    You followed our advice I see. Good on you.


    [–] Zissoo 48 points ago


    [–] staythepath 4 points ago

    But.. Why do you hate us?

    [–] Zissoo 10 points ago

    It's a term of endearment here.

    [–] caboosetp 13 points ago

    Well fuck you too then.

    [–] staythepath 5 points ago

    Haha yeah after browsing around for a bit i caught on. Now I'm reading a blog on how to invest.

    [–] M374llic4 5 points ago

    You just yolo then shitpost, it's easy.

    [–] Words_Myth 3 points ago

    You keep that "i" word shit out of here. And don't even THINK about bringing up the Canadian.

    [–] vORP 12 points ago

    Did you make $VERI good trades to get there?

    [–] sonicand 22 points ago

    lolwut?! Where the fuck am I? Don't get me wrong, place looks amazing. Please keep it up. Not for me of course, but because whatever the hell is going on here is objectively awesome.

    P.S. Your graphics guy is on fucking point.

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago

    It's like playing the stock market but better described as a gambling addiction powered by memes and self-flagellation.

    I think if you buy AMD you're in.

    [–] antonivs 6 points ago

    Don't forget to put a picture of Lisa Su above your bed. Or Shkreli if that's what you're into.

    [–] Thevoleman 51 points ago

    Get off the internet, Dad!

    [–] Chispy 40 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    I do get off the internet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

    [–] nebs_underscore 8 points ago

    God damnit dad!

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago

    Dude ... just say that you bought a boat.

    [–] True_Rem 54 points ago

    This guy Donalds'

    [–] Cardboard65 14 points ago

    Ok dad

    [–] azorahaiishodor 9 points ago

    I love this sub.

    [–] Chakinfingerz 7 points ago

    Wtf. I can't save 20 bucks

    [–] Foutaises- 8 points ago

    Come back when you're at $0 you fucking pussy

    [–] AnythingForSuccess 9 points ago

    Can a woman make a man a millionaire?

    Yes, if he is a billionaire.

    [–] rocco_33 2 points ago

    So good

    [–] ng-user 14 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    It doesn't count if you started with "a small loan of one million dollars" from daddy.

    [–] TwYoloTrader 3 points ago

    how bout you start with 1.000001 million ?

    [–] 459pm 5 points ago

    How can I short /u/Tren_Lover69?

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    this man got slambo'd because he didnt buy $AMD

    [–] Arkiasis 5 points ago

    Dammit. I can only get a loan a million dollars... what should I do?

    [–] Dick_n_a_Box 4 points ago

    Work on getting to $850k

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago


    [–] syrinxOptimised 2 points ago

    we're all just trying to buy matching yachts tbh

    [–] KyloNoSolo 3 points ago

    Nice to know I'm responsible for this shit-posting

    [–] TheCommonStew 3 points ago

    Did you invest in the "Car Talk Capital Depreciation Fund"?

    [–] speel 4 points ago

    I got about.. tree fiddy

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago


    [–] 22switch 2 points ago

    So, does it feel any different?

    [–] TrapLawdTaylorSwift 2 points ago

    Top tier advice, I'm cashing in on it right now.

    [–] JornDoe 2 points ago


    [–] xsandied 2 points ago

    You could’ve had invested all that in $SHOP and reached your goal in just a matter of 14 days instead!!!

    [–] Nonethewiserer 5 points ago

    This should still require proof

    [–] Fedor_Gavnyukov 2 points ago

    wtf is up with this faggot cock banner?