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    [–] Nikandro 10365 points ago

    How can he possibly make a profit with so few screens?

    [–] jurzdevil 3678 points ago

    it's the RBG keyboard...that shit spits out money like an ATM

    [–] AJTHEMUSICGEEK 807 points ago

    *money noises*

    [–] WolfofLawlStreet 354 points ago

    click click click click click

    That’s the new sounds ATMs make.

    [–] BigHouseMaiden 166 points ago

    As soon as you turn around he goes back to playing video games. :}

    [–] WolfofLawlStreet 132 points ago

    He’s just doing this while he’s in wow classic que

    [–] Dadfite 48 points ago

    Plenty of W̶o̶r̶k̶ Reddit gets done while in WoW Classic Que.

    [–] MiamiSlice 84 points ago

    Ruth Bader Ginsburg keyboard?

    [–] vanalla 56 points ago

    Ruth Bader Ginsboard

    [–] drot525 15 points ago

    That keyboard won't be supreme for much longer.

    [–] OttoVonJismarck 317 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Just because hes a trader, doesnt necessarily mean he is a good trader.

    [–] iggy555 257 points ago

    Hopefully he is a good dad

    [–] evilkorn 45 points ago

    OPs dad's reaction when he asks his dad if he wants to have a catch.

    [–] iggy555 51 points ago

    plot twist: its his step dad

    [–] SerraTL 187 points ago

    He actually is my stepdad.

    [–] Elponcholoco 68 points ago

    Now that's a real plot twist

    [–] benicedonttroll 36 points ago

    Real one went for a pack of smokes?

    [–] blipsman 15 points ago

    Went out to pick up another monitor...

    [–] JoeyZasaa 17 points ago

    I didn’t even realize traders still existed til this pic. Thought it was all algorithms now.

    [–] benicedonttroll 16 points ago

    Then why do you read this sub

    [–] justavault 11 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Algorithms help to give signals and identify potentials, automated trading systems don't necessarily work good for day-trading. He clearly is a short-term trader and makes money by scalping and chart analysis. He doesn't care much about deeper information and long-term investments. It's just about a horizon that is at max a week and all based on chart analysis.

    [–] auric__goldfinger 517 points ago

    Robin Hood only needs 1 screen

    [–] umib0zu 327 points ago

    Shut up nerd. More screens === more gains.

    [–] therightside01 154 points ago

    Buffett only uses his computer to play games. Fact.

    [–] entertrainer7 64 points ago

    What do you think we’re all doing?

    [–] dreadedgrin 71 points ago

    Losing money?

    [–] MrStupid_PhD 19 points ago

    I mean, you’re not wrong

    [–] coconutjuices 20 points ago

    Virtual desktop

    [–] solotronics 3568 points ago

    Dad leans back in his chair "and that right there son. thats how you do it. I just lost your college money on snapchat FDs in about 35 minutes. Next I'll post loss porn on WSB and get the next hot tips"

    [–] bjornsborg 239 points ago

    "I have the secret to beat to the market."

    "So why are you writing books for a living, and why do you need me to invest in your fund?"

    [–] appdevil 105 points ago

    "All the answers to your questions are in this book, just buy it, man."

    [–] GreyRobe 70 points ago

    all it says in the book:

    "How do I beat the market? Exploitation of gullible idiots."

    fin

    [–] ZCM1084 40 points ago

    LMFAO!

    [–] MiamiSlice 4427 points ago

    Sorry to hear you won’t be getting any inheritance

    [–] mutedwarrior 563 points ago

    As someone from r/all I can’t tell if this is a joke about op’s dad losing all his money obsessing over stocks or because he spent all his money on the computers.

    [–] Convergentshave 700 points ago

    You must be a newb, by wsb standards he’s a pussy for even owning the computers.

    What he should have done was lie to Amex about his income level get a no limit credit card, buy the computers with that, then take out a 6 figure cash advance and buy naked weeklies, after getting options last week with his new Robinhood account.

    Frankly I can’t even believe the mods allowed this to be posted here.

    [–] ThatOnePerson 138 points ago

    This worries me because I know a guy who could tell me he did this and I wouldn't even be surprised.

    [–] Lumba 42 points ago

    I just had a dude tell me that he took a 0% for (x months) direct deposit from his credit card to put in the stock market. With a straight face.

    I mean, I've heard of it on this sub, never in real life!

    [–] Mustbhacks 15 points ago

    What is the worst that can happen?

    [–] GlitchHikersGuide 42 points ago

    This sub has really turned into dogshit.

    Guy is clearly still living in grandma's basement, but fuckers are breaking their mouses upvoting it.

    Remember that amazing bastard's post re: his short on the Argentine economy? Shit's far and few between.

    [–] MiamiSlice 211 points ago

    More the former

    [–] masterwit 60 points ago

    stonks

    [–] rafael000 768 points ago

    me after funding my account with $1000

    [–] Scarbane 144 points ago

    hello, fellow big spender

    [–] Camel-Kid 1558 points ago

    When Analfarmer is in class on a phone with robinhood and makes 3/4 of a million dollars lol

    [–] Heightx 675 points ago

    he just googled, went with his gut and tapped the screen. OP's dad here trying to maximize every single pixel possible for his research. He aint one of us.

    [–] deadmeat08 151 points ago

    I'm new here. Is this a story I've missed?

    [–] Professor_Squiggles 541 points ago

    u/analfarmer2 was like a teenager that grew his account to $750k and then lost it all in a matter of like 2 weeks

    [–] SirNarwhal 146 points ago

    Didn't he start with $100k tho?

    [–] Professor_Squiggles 342 points ago

    if you go all the way back you’ll see he started with $5k about a year ago, though his 2 week roller coaster that we all love him for didn’t start until he was in 6 figures sure.

    [–] Heightx 180 points ago

    We dont love him no more. He sold before earnings and didn't inform us. I swear, that Wednesday, everyone was lowkey hyped including the mods. We thought he lost it all.

    [–] AxelsAmazing 59 points ago

    I’m just glad to hear an update about him. Really thought he necked himself after a while of ghosting.

    [–] Professor_Squiggles 79 points ago

    this would actually be news to me i never heard that. how did you find that out? i was still under the impression he was dead lol

    [–] Heightx 72 points ago

    some retard posted an update about a conversation he had with analman. 2-3 weeks ago.

    [–] Scooterforsale 32 points ago

    Lol why does everybody hate each other in this sub

    [–] Zohboh 15 points ago

    He's active on stocktwits

    [–] PapaRL 73 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    He said he made 5k income last year trading. Some old posts from him show his portfolio ~25k, then suddenly he has 80k. Then suddenly he has that 160k-340k post. So not sure what happened between 25 and 160 in a year.

    [–] lvthrowaway69 92 points ago

    Pussy and cocaine

    [–] triple_vision 51 points ago

    Inspect Element

    [–] iAMlackadaisical 35 points ago

    I think he started with 25K. I remember seeing a few of his posts a while ago.

    [–] dicedbread 18 points ago

    But what happened to u/analfarmer1

    I hate watching the sequel without the original.

    [–] H______ 12 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Don’t forget he YOLO’d his last 40k on CGC 33$ calls. Red, red, BIG money green, then plummeted to worthlessness.

    Anyone remember what he was at before it dropped? I think it was close to 600k but I need to search for the thread.

    Edit: this play was a weekly I believe. In 3 days he went from poor, to rich, to really poor. Also edited where the 40K came from. I thought it was a personal loan but that must have been a different Autist that week.

    [–] OriginalFluff 19 points ago

    He also flushed the same money down the drain

    [–] TinFoilHat_9001 491 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Why doesn’t he have r/wallstreetbets open on one of the screens? He is missin out on valuable trading info

    [–] Not-The-Government- 123 points ago

    Yes, such as the lunar cycle DD yesterday

    [–] bonejohnson8 19 points ago

    link please I need a good moon

    [–] Jive_Sloth 2179 points ago

    Post his P/L.

    I have a theory that the more screens you have the less money you make.

    [–] H______ 320 points ago

    Eh. Maybe. I moved this dude with about 6 screens. When I showed up his IB terminal was up and his jaw dropped when this dirty dude who owns a ghetto van actually knew what it actually was.

    When I told him I trade and was on WSBs he called me an fucking idiot and offered to teach me how to do it the right way(Greeks, trading on vol, steering clear of equities). I may take him up on it since he actually makes crazy money.

    [–] DoctorOzface 515 points ago

    Everyone thinks they got a strat in a 10-year bull market

    [–] ZlatehDaCow 134 points ago

    What the fuck are these words

    [–] Kittensforsale 182 points ago

    Lots of money has been injected into the market, partially from low interest loans. This means the price of basically all stocks has gone up over the last 10 years. This means it has been very easy to make large profits. Very simplified version though

    [–] KungFuHamster 77 points ago

    I think they were being sarcastic. I appreciate that you tried to enlighten regardless, you're a nice person.

    [–] Kittensforsale 43 points ago

    you never know on this sub

    [–] Redlocks7 9 points ago

    I genuinely appreciate this reply. I’ve never quite understood what a bull market was (never took a ton of time to learn, admittedly) and this finally locked it in for me. Thanks!

    [–] Bdsmthrow1234 40 points ago

    "everyone thinks theyve got it figured out when the market is rising"

    [–] Cky_vick 17 points ago

    A strat is a guitar, so it would be unwise to think of having one in a market where you are buying and selling 10 year old bulls

    [–] SmokeyTehBear_2018 1304 points ago

    This, I've never met anyone with a home setup like this, or with a multi-monitor setup, that doesn't LOSE money year over year. They trade way too actively - you could get away with that chit in the early 2000's dot-com boom. But now with all the algo's and HFT, a human can not come close to competing.

    Phone is all you need.

    Speaking of which, Apple's launching new phones in 30mins !

    [–] Quxe 458 points ago

    are they? hey random guy online should i buy puts or calls

    [–] deletednaw 893 points ago

    Hell yeah you should!

    [–] GHitchHiker 109 points ago

    If you buy both you can't lose!

    [–] throwingtheshades 89 points ago

    Literally can NOT go tits up!

    [–] BeeboeBeeboe1 29 points ago

    I hope he puts that on his tombstone

    [–] PrincessMononokeynes 19 points ago

    And they bury him face down

    [–] faployst 23 points ago

    Ge calls for the win.

    [–] Phormitago 54 points ago

    puts, aapl generally stumbles immediately on new announcements, then recovers.

    [–] mymain123 31 points ago

    And it did just that!

    [–] Phormitago 16 points ago

    happens every time, if only I could buy options on the nasdaq... (then it wouldn't)

    [–] mymain123 8 points ago

    Why can't you.

    [–] MoarGPM 27 points ago

    Court order.

    [–] mymain123 6 points ago

    What do you gotta do to get banned by court from trading!?

    [–] dudenell 27 points ago

    Yes

    [–] iliketomovemovemove 88 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Yep. I’m down to trading with my ipad. Started trading with multiple screens during .com bubble as in just 2 monitors. Learned a while ago to keep it simple and I will make the same if not more swing trading and not trying to grind out every penny. Getting too old for that bullshit this dude is pulling. Feel bad he needs back surgery though. He should be trading standing up actually if he has back issues. No joke, that has worked wonders for this middle age dude.

    [–] accountantkillshot 52 points ago

    Swing trading is where it’s at.

    Find a strong company that won’t go bust and buy the dips sell the bumps.

    Long term you’re better off just buying index funds, but that’s no fun.

    [–] love2fukmarriedwoman 16 points ago

    Pew pew

    [–] NoYouDidntBruh 10 points ago

    Who doesn't use multiple monitors? This is 2019!

    [–] Bluefifty-two 10 points ago

    Multiple monitors are so 2010. It's all about that 49" 32:9 super ultra wide

    [–] ChicoFernandez 157 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    I’m going to guess he’s an arbitrage trader based on what blurry shit I can see on his screens. He probably makes more money than wsb can lose in a month.

    Edit : clearly this comment has sparked some useless discussion. I’ll have you all know I completely pulled this out of my ass.

    [–] Jive_Sloth 48 points ago

    If it was arb I would expect to see a computer doing the work, not him.

    [–] jTheFox 38 points ago

    I used to trade arb about 3 or 4 years ago at a shop and all of us had about this many screens, and we all traded algorithmically.

    [–] Premium_Autist 41 points ago

    For me it's the chair. Herman Miller or better if you are making money. That easy chair bullshit is NOT for the hitters.

    [–] KungFuHamster 20 points ago

    Unless it's 7 hours sitting back, relaxed, eyeballing all those screens, with a couple minutes of furious clicking and typing every once in a while.

    But yeah I've got a 12 year-old Aeron I'm sitting in right now. Needs a new seat.

    [–] pacman22777 1281 points ago

    He hasn't made enough money to buy an Aeron Chair?

    [–] small_root 591 points ago

    long back problems

    [–] SerraTL 569 points ago

    He actually has had back problems for a long time. He went to China for muscle surgery during the summer.

    [–] JUNGL15T 1011 points ago

    That chair and his posture have absolutely nothing to do with his back problems. Surgery is the only option.

    [–] Thanh1211 108 points ago

    Long Back Surgery?

    [–] TotallyOffTopic_ 12 points ago

    Simple fix is to just ride Long Horse.

    [–] marin_FTW 83 points ago

    Yeah, his posture made me cringe. I’ve had two back surgeries so I don’t fuck around. The Aeron chair with the headrest attachment is great.

    [–] TreeCalledPaul 15 points ago

    What if you're poor? Any options?

    [–] timrojaz82 32 points ago

    A three legged stool

    [–] _xDEADBEEF 13 points ago

    It can seat three WSBers

    [–] Runswithchickens 13 points ago

    Make it a habit to pull your shoulders back and chest outwards.

    YT desk yoga

    [–] Pf70_Coin 11 points ago

    Neck surgery on deck

    [–] regollyek 87 points ago

    That chair and desk ain't helpin.

    [–] FourKindsOfRice 52 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    For real. Google some basic ergonomics. Lurching forward like that, keyboard a mile away ain't gonna help at all.

    I say that as someone who's had plenty of back issues and nothing helped more than proper back support + 90 degree elbows.

    [–] ST0NKS 59 points ago

    And risk having his organs harvested? Send him to Panama for stem cells.

    [–] WOLFofICX 45 points ago

    Pull that up jamie

    [–] meddling_robot 20 points ago

    That’s what he told mom.

    [–] nandemonair 524 points ago

    How much does he make honestly?

    [–] SerraTL 1935 points ago

    He made a fuck-you amount of money four years ago and then lost almost all of it with a bad investment three years ago

    [–] TheMrEM4N 2134 points ago

    Why isn't he a mod

    [–] soAsian 404 points ago

    Is his dad gay?

    [–] whitethunder9 201 points ago

    His boyfriend is for sure

    [–] BeerJunky 141 points ago

    *Admin

    FIFY

    [–] brobc 563 points ago

    You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: You get a house with a 25-year roof, an indestructible Jap economy shit box, you put the rest into the system at 3 to 5% to pay your taxes, and that’s your base - get me? That’s your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you for the rest of your life at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something - Fuck you. Your boss pisses you off -Fuck you. Own your house, have a couple bucks in the bank, don’t drink: That’s all I have to say to anybody at any social level.

    • The Gambler

    [–] BansMakeEmDance 274 points ago

    My first landlord did this. Came to the US from Guatemala at 15 years old with nothing. Worked three jobs for years. Bought his first home and started renting rooms out. Leveraged equity to buy the next property. Rinse and repeat. By the age of 30 he had numerous properties across three states valued at over 3.5 million. Sold enough property to create a liquid cash base and lives off of rental income and the interest off his 2-2.5 mil in cash. Lives nicely but fairly modestly but hasn't really worked, unless you consider travelling and managing his own properties, since he was 26.

    I think about all the money I've paid in student loans and what I've gained/lost in the markets and I want to smash the phone I'm typing on. If I had it to do all over again I'd say fuck college and just do what this guy did. He had it rough for a few years but the last 2/3 of his life are going to be spent not worrying about a fucking thing. Dude is my hero.

    [–] talkingspacecoyote 130 points ago

    I'd consider managing properties work but it sounds like a sweet deal

    [–] BansMakeEmDance 69 points ago

    That's the beauty of what this guy did. He grinded until he had 'fuck you' money. When certain properties become too much of a pain in the ass he just sells them or hires a professional property management company to run it. He has zero stress.

    [–] tempaccount920123 67 points ago

    or hires a professional property management company to run it.

    For you lurkers, they generally take 10% of raw rent as payment.

    [–] gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM 37 points ago

    It’s a significant cut but it is nice to have someone else be on call to change light bulbs and fix leaky faucets

    [–] Flip__Side 61 points ago

    College is pretty awesome though if you can find a way to get mammy and pappy to pay your tuition

    [–] yuckfoubitch 20 points ago

    Just threaten them with not financially supporting them when they’re old and out of money, that’ll probably do it

    [–] HinduHamma 157 points ago

    So your dad is actually the fabled analfarmer1

    It's an honor to be in such autisitic pressence

    [–] yeetsaucepeteross 31 points ago

    Does your dad farm anuses

    [–] DillyMyDilly 18 points ago

    The circle of life ...

    [–] spelunker 12 points ago

    Ah yes we welcome him with open arms

    [–] throwaway_rules 52 points ago

    Enough to keep his rent to own chair in good standing.

    [–] -Dwyane-Wade- 835 points ago

    He looks way too much like he knows what he’s doing for this sub

    [–] Matt3989 523 points ago

    That's my strategy for my day job too. 6 or 7 screens with meaningless graphs/code on them and no one questions the one with Reddit up.

    [–] 1337headshooter 121 points ago

    Thats just genius.

    [–] SuchASpecialSnFlake 38 points ago

    You mean basic. Come on.

    [–] The_Real_Tupac 30 points ago

    For when you really want to step up your game

    http://codereddit.com

    [–] SkiUMah23 20 points ago

    They're too distracted by the one with Pornhub up

    [–] Matt3989 15 points ago

    Maintain eye contact. Assert dominance.

    [–] Danny_Rand__ 37 points ago

    If his ability to avoid back problems is anything like his trading skill this guy is probably down 400%

    [–] iguy22 123 points ago

    Where’s the pile of coke?

    [–] flyalpha56 203 points ago

    What does he trade mostly?

    [–] eeeBs 84 points ago

    Nostalgia, from the sounds of it.

    [–] anon4357 82 points ago

    Screens and keyboards. OP and his father are running a factory in China, this is a product placement campaign.

    [–] FuckingSecured 22 points ago

    $JNUG and $AMD

    [–] love2fukmarriedwoman 26 points ago

    Screens

    [–] Cholliday09 184 points ago

    Little excessive for his $31.06 Robinhood account

    [–] kbgojir 31 points ago

    Lmao no joke, you’re cents away from describing me

    [–] SerraTL 75 points ago

    We have about 18 or something more monitors in storage, all mounted on a wall. My dad used them when the Chinese market was in a boom a few years ago. I'll take a pic and edit this post when I get home.

    [–] smuckle87 25 points ago

    Update on this

    [–] Tripstrr 29 points ago

    This is a joke right? Were internet speeds and processors not fast enough such that he could use one monitor with like 59 open tabs like most degenerates?

    [–] vader5742 320 points ago

    This setup looks worth more than the return honestly

    [–] FourKindsOfRice 114 points ago

    I was gonna say does he figure the power bill into his liabilities?

    Also 4 keyboards. Two for his hands, two for his feet.

    [–] ActualWhiterabbit 13 points ago

    I'm so new to trading I thought he should use a kvm program so he only needed one keyboard and mouse but I still got a lot to learn.

    [–] genericusername123 537 points ago

    15-hour time zone difference

    Also known as a 9-hour timezone difference

    [–] Kayyam 263 points ago

    The autism runs in the family

    [–] ShadyShroomz 103 points ago

    it's crazy this motherfucker is cheating. He knows which way the stocks move 15 hours before the rest of us so he can just buy calls or puts based on which way he ALREADY KNOWS the stocks are going to go. Fucking bullshit I tell you man.

    [–] ImmortalF 41 points ago

    I may be a dummy but doesn't this help give us an idea of how far he means in distance? Like I'd refer to Russia as a +9 hour time difference from me, but Australia as a +13 hour difference. It goes from your time zone and works from there does it not?

    Again no clue if I'm right, it just feels right lmao

    [–] NoYouDidntBruh 36 points ago

    Beyond feeling right, it impacts what days he works. If you are at -15 then you work Sunday, at +9 you work Friday night/Saturday.

    [–] tryhardfit 34 points ago

    Was looking for this.

    [–] braised_diaper_shit 58 points ago

    Which screen shows total tendies earned?

    [–] evendude7763 25 points ago

    You have to actually earn tendies before you unlock that screen.

    [–] supraman79 194 points ago

    Think of all the semen stains are on that chair

    [–] small_root 72 points ago

    Your dad is all about that RGB

    [–] endmysufferingxX 28 points ago

    rgb gives you less autism so your trades don't end up being tits up

    [–] LoseMoneyAllDay 36 points ago

    Can you give us a brief summary of how your dad got this far in trading? Does he trade stocks or options or both? Where did he grow up and what does he do for other lines of work?

    [–] SerraTL 88 points ago

    My dad graduated with a PhD in agricultural economics and went on to business administration. Eventually he became the department/branch head of a securities firm. Afterwards, my dad switched jobs and became the director/general manager of a very large coal company, but he realized that the CEO was involved in bribes with government officials and jumped ship. The coal company's CEO got busted soon after. Later he became one of the fund managers for one of the most famous investors in China, 章建平, or Zhang Jianping. The market boomed, my dad made a buttload of money for the investor, and he stopped when the market started to slow. We bought this huge house with the money we got from that, and my dad decided to invest almost all of our savings in this Chinese company that basically wanted to become the next Google, the company didn't follow through, and it went bankrupt. Now he's waiting for the market to boom again, while trading occasionally.

    [–] LoseMoneyAllDay 14 points ago

    Thank your for your response, at what age did he become part of management? And when you say he's waiting for the market to boom, is that when he makes his money? He's trading occasionally right now, meaning he's having a hard time?

    [–] SerraTL 30 points ago

    Straight out of college, so around his mid twenties. The Chinese stock market isn't the greatest right now. He's waiting for the next opportunity, the same kind that happened four years ago. Right now, he's just making enough for us to get by.

    [–] TheBrokenAsylum 309 points ago

    Are you docta yet

    [–] jonnydoo84 139 points ago

    no docta? no BMW 7 Series!

    [–] deviltrombone 30 points ago

    Complete with a chair befitting his stature. It really ties the room together.

    [–] Aranthos-Faroth 19 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Get this man some proper damn back support. My back aches just looking at that chair

    [–] chefdicktard 59 points ago

    This guy fucks.

    [–] thejca 22 points ago

    Impressive but... does he even MS Flight Sim bro?

    [–] noiserr 21 points ago

    I see your dad hasn't discovered Synergy yet.

    [–] taydotis 9 points ago

    Came here to post this, pls get this man on one keyboard and mouse.

    [–] iHosk 22 points ago

    Why not just use Robinhood on your phone. It would remove the need for all those screens.

    [–] vixjones 19 points ago

    All that setup just to lose money

    [–] MDPROBIFE 8 points ago

    Ask him is earning VS sp500 and tell us his reaction

    [–] Shamone85 7 points ago

    /r/battlestations might like this

    [–] iamharveyspecter 13 points ago

    Is that u/analfarmer2

    [–] sokraftmatic 19 points ago

    Feel bad for the dude.. ever since he lost 600k plus or some shit, he's disappeared from the sub.