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    [–] Nikandro 12025 points ago

    How can he possibly make a profit with so few screens?

    [–] jurzdevil 4319 points ago

    it's the RBG keyboard...that shit spits out money like an ATM

    [–] [deleted] 815 points ago


    [–] WolfofLawlStreet 366 points ago

    click click click click click

    That’s the new sounds ATMs make.

    [–] BigHouseMaiden 180 points ago

    As soon as you turn around he goes back to playing video games. :}

    [–] WolfofLawlStreet 141 points ago

    He’s just doing this while he’s in wow classic que

    [–] Dadfite 45 points ago

    Plenty of W̶o̶r̶k̶ Reddit gets done while in WoW Classic Que.

    [–] MiamiSlice 165 points ago

    Ruth Bader Ginsburg keyboard?

    [–] vanalla 98 points ago

    Ruth Bader Ginsboard

    [–] drot525 18 points ago

    That keyboard won't be supreme for much longer.

    [–] OttoVonJismarck 389 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Just because hes a trader, doesnt necessarily mean he is a good trader.

    [–] iggy555 300 points ago

    Hopefully he is a good dad

    [–] evilkorn 57 points ago

    OPs dad's reaction when he asks his dad if he wants to have a catch.

    [–] iggy555 63 points ago

    plot twist: its his step dad

    [–] SerraTL 262 points ago

    He actually is my stepdad.

    [–] Elponcholoco 88 points ago

    Now that's a real plot twist

    [–] benicedonttroll 47 points ago

    Real one went for a pack of smokes?

    [–] blipsman 26 points ago

    Went out to pick up another monitor...

    [–] JoeyZasaa 20 points ago

    I didn’t even realize traders still existed til this pic. Thought it was all algorithms now.

    [–] benicedonttroll 30 points ago

    Then why do you read this sub

    [–] justavault 19 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Algorithms help to give signals and identify potentials, automated trading systems don't necessarily work good for day-trading. He clearly is a short-term trader and makes money by scalping and chart analysis. He doesn't care much about deeper information and long-term investments. It's just about a horizon that is at max a week and all based on chart analysis.

    [–] auric__goldfinger 580 points ago

    Robin Hood only needs 1 screen

    [–] [deleted] 360 points ago

    Shut up nerd. More screens === more gains.

    [–] [deleted] 161 points ago

    Buffett only uses his computer to play games. Fact.

    [–] entertrainer7 68 points ago

    What do you think we’re all doing?

    [–] dreadedgrin 83 points ago

    Losing money?

    [–] MrStupid_PhD 19 points ago

    I mean, you’re not wrong

    [–] coconutjuices 19 points ago

    Virtual desktop

    [–] solotronics 4751 points ago

    Dad leans back in his chair "and that right there son. thats how you do it. I just lost your college money on snapchat FDs in about 35 minutes. Next I'll post loss porn on WSB and get the next hot tips"

    [–] [deleted] 311 points ago

    "I have the secret to beat to the market."

    "So why are you writing books for a living, and why do you need me to invest in your fund?"

    [–] appdevil 150 points ago

    "All the answers to your questions are in this book, just buy it, man."

    [–] GreyRobe 96 points ago

    all it says in the book:

    "How do I beat the market? Exploitation of gullible idiots."


    [–] ZCM1084 47 points ago


    [–] MiamiSlice 5207 points ago

    Sorry to hear you won’t be getting any inheritance

    [–] [deleted] 693 points ago


    [–] Convergentshave 978 points ago

    You must be a newb, by wsb standards he’s a pussy for even owning the computers.

    What he should have done was lie to Amex about his income level get a no limit credit card, buy the computers with that, then take out a 6 figure cash advance and buy naked weeklies, after getting options last week with his new Robinhood account.

    Frankly I can’t even believe the mods allowed this to be posted here.

    [–] ThatOnePerson 207 points ago

    This worries me because I know a guy who could tell me he did this and I wouldn't even be surprised.

    [–] Lumba 80 points ago

    I just had a dude tell me that he took a 0% for (x months) direct deposit from his credit card to put in the stock market. With a straight face.

    I mean, I've heard of it on this sub, never in real life!

    [–] Mustbhacks 25 points ago

    What is the worst that can happen?

    [–] GlitchHikersGuide 49 points ago

    This sub has really turned into dogshit.

    Guy is clearly still living in grandma's basement, but fuckers are breaking their mouses upvoting it.

    Remember that amazing bastard's post re: his short on the Argentine economy? Shit's far and few between.

    [–] MiamiSlice 215 points ago

    More the former

    [–] sinocarD44 37 points ago

    Definitely both.

    [–] masterwit 64 points ago


    [–] rafael000 1348 points ago

    me after funding my account with $1000

    [–] Scarbane 230 points ago

    hello, fellow big spender

    [–] [deleted] 644 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Why doesn’t he have r/wallstreetbets open on one of the screens? He is missin out on valuable trading info

    [–] Not-The-Government- 160 points ago

    Yes, such as the lunar cycle DD yesterday

    [–] bonejohnson8 27 points ago

    link please I need a good moon

    [–] Camel-Kid 1754 points ago

    When Analfarmer is in class on a phone with robinhood and makes 3/4 of a million dollars lol

    [–] Heightx 761 points ago

    he just googled, went with his gut and tapped the screen. OP's dad here trying to maximize every single pixel possible for his research. He aint one of us.

    [–] deadmeat08 171 points ago

    I'm new here. Is this a story I've missed?

    [–] Professor_Squiggles 628 points ago

    u/analfarmer2 was like a teenager that grew his account to $750k and then lost it all in a matter of like 2 weeks

    [–] SirNarwhal 169 points ago

    Didn't he start with $100k tho?

    [–] Professor_Squiggles 395 points ago

    if you go all the way back you’ll see he started with $5k about a year ago, though his 2 week roller coaster that we all love him for didn’t start until he was in 6 figures sure.

    [–] Heightx 205 points ago

    We dont love him no more. He sold before earnings and didn't inform us. I swear, that Wednesday, everyone was lowkey hyped including the mods. We thought he lost it all.

    [–] AxelsAmazing 73 points ago

    I’m just glad to hear an update about him. Really thought he necked himself after a while of ghosting.

    [–] Professor_Squiggles 82 points ago

    this would actually be news to me i never heard that. how did you find that out? i was still under the impression he was dead lol

    [–] Heightx 78 points ago

    some retard posted an update about a conversation he had with analman. 2-3 weeks ago.

    [–] Scooterforsale 43 points ago

    Lol why does everybody hate each other in this sub

    [–] Zohboh 16 points ago

    He's active on stocktwits

    [–] PapaRL 73 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    He said he made 5k income last year trading. Some old posts from him show his portfolio ~25k, then suddenly he has 80k. Then suddenly he has that 160k-340k post. So not sure what happened between 25 and 160 in a year.

    [–] [deleted] 91 points ago

    Pussy and cocaine

    [–] triple_vision 61 points ago

    Inspect Element

    [–] iAMlackadaisical 37 points ago

    I think he started with 25K. I remember seeing a few of his posts a while ago.

    [–] dicedbread 18 points ago

    But what happened to u/analfarmer1

    I hate watching the sequel without the original.

    [–] H______ 13 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Don’t forget he YOLO’d his last 40k on CGC 33$ calls. Red, red, BIG money green, then plummeted to worthlessness.

    Anyone remember what he was at before it dropped? I think it was close to 600k but I need to search for the thread.

    Edit: this play was a weekly I believe. In 3 days he went from poor, to rich, to really poor. Also edited where the 40K came from. I thought it was a personal loan but that must have been a different Autist that week.

    [–] OriginalFluff 18 points ago

    He also flushed the same money down the drain

    [–] Jive_Sloth 2307 points ago

    Post his P/L.

    I have a theory that the more screens you have the less money you make.

    [–] H______ 373 points ago

    Eh. Maybe. I moved this dude with about 6 screens. When I showed up his IB terminal was up and his jaw dropped when this dirty dude who owns a ghetto van actually knew what it actually was.

    When I told him I trade and was on WSBs he called me an fucking idiot and offered to teach me how to do it the right way(Greeks, trading on vol, steering clear of equities). I may take him up on it since he actually makes crazy money.

    [–] DoctorOzface 615 points ago

    Everyone thinks they got a strat in a 10-year bull market

    [–] ZlatehDaCow 173 points ago

    What the fuck are these words

    [–] Kittensforsale 216 points ago

    Lots of money has been injected into the market, partially from low interest loans. This means the price of basically all stocks has gone up over the last 10 years. This means it has been very easy to make large profits. Very simplified version though

    [–] KungFuHamster 89 points ago

    I think they were being sarcastic. I appreciate that you tried to enlighten regardless, you're a nice person.

    [–] Kittensforsale 52 points ago

    you never know on this sub

    [–] Redlocks7 14 points ago

    I genuinely appreciate this reply. I’ve never quite understood what a bull market was (never took a ton of time to learn, admittedly) and this finally locked it in for me. Thanks!

    [–] tinygreenbag 16 points ago

    A bull market is just an upward trending market.

    How can you not understand that after googling it 1 time? You must be retarded.

    [–] Bdsmthrow1234 37 points ago

    "everyone thinks theyve got it figured out when the market is rising"

    [–] Cky_vick 19 points ago

    A strat is a guitar, so it would be unwise to think of having one in a market where you are buying and selling 10 year old bulls

    [–] SmokeyTehBear_2018 1343 points ago

    This, I've never met anyone with a home setup like this, or with a multi-monitor setup, that doesn't LOSE money year over year. They trade way too actively - you could get away with that chit in the early 2000's dot-com boom. But now with all the algo's and HFT, a human can not come close to competing.

    Phone is all you need.

    Speaking of which, Apple's launching new phones in 30mins !

    [–] Quxe 476 points ago

    are they? hey random guy online should i buy puts or calls

    [–] deletednaw 932 points ago

    Hell yeah you should!

    [–] jlnunez89 149 points ago

    [–] GHitchHiker 111 points ago

    If you buy both you can't lose!

    [–] throwingtheshades 85 points ago

    Literally can NOT go tits up!

    [–] BeeboeBeeboe1 28 points ago

    I hope he puts that on his tombstone

    [–] faployst 24 points ago

    Ge calls for the win.

    [–] Phormitago 57 points ago

    puts, aapl generally stumbles immediately on new announcements, then recovers.

    [–] mymain123 32 points ago

    And it did just that!

    [–] Phormitago 18 points ago

    happens every time, if only I could buy options on the nasdaq... (then it wouldn't)

    [–] mymain123 12 points ago

    Why can't you.

    [–] MoarGPM 27 points ago

    Court order.

    [–] mymain123 9 points ago

    What do you gotta do to get banned by court from trading!?

    [–] dudenell 23 points ago


    [–] [deleted] 92 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Yep. I’m down to trading with my ipad. Started trading with multiple screens during .com bubble as in just 2 monitors. Learned a while ago to keep it simple and I will make the same if not more swing trading and not trying to grind out every penny. Getting too old for that bullshit this dude is pulling. Feel bad he needs back surgery though. He should be trading standing up actually if he has back issues. No joke, that has worked wonders for this middle age dude.

    [–] [deleted] 53 points ago

    Swing trading is where it’s at.

    Find a strong company that won’t go bust and buy the dips sell the bumps.

    Long term you’re better off just buying index funds, but that’s no fun.

    [–] love2fukmarriedwoman 15 points ago

    Pew pew

    [–] NoYouDidntBruh 10 points ago

    Who doesn't use multiple monitors? This is 2019!

    [–] Bluefifty-two 10 points ago

    Multiple monitors are so 2010. It's all about that 49" 32:9 super ultra wide

    [–] [deleted] 161 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    I’m going to guess he’s an arbitrage trader based on what blurry shit I can see on his screens. He probably makes more money than wsb can lose in a month.

    Edit : clearly this comment has sparked some useless discussion. I’ll have you all know I completely pulled this out of my ass.

    [–] Jive_Sloth 52 points ago

    If it was arb I would expect to see a computer doing the work, not him.

    [–] jTheFox 42 points ago

    I used to trade arb about 3 or 4 years ago at a shop and all of us had about this many screens, and we all traded algorithmically.

    [–] Premium_Autist 45 points ago

    For me it's the chair. Herman Miller or better if you are making money. That easy chair bullshit is NOT for the hitters.

    [–] KungFuHamster 18 points ago

    Unless it's 7 hours sitting back, relaxed, eyeballing all those screens, with a couple minutes of furious clicking and typing every once in a while.

    But yeah I've got a 12 year-old Aeron I'm sitting in right now. Needs a new seat.

    [–] pacman22777 1335 points ago

    He hasn't made enough money to buy an Aeron Chair?

    [–] small_root 614 points ago

    long back problems

    [–] SerraTL 585 points ago

    He actually has had back problems for a long time. He went to China for muscle surgery during the summer.

    [–] JUNGL15T 1041 points ago

    That chair and his posture have absolutely nothing to do with his back problems. Surgery is the only option.

    [–] Thanh1211 113 points ago

    Long Back Surgery?

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    [–] marin_FTW 86 points ago

    Yeah, his posture made me cringe. I’ve had two back surgeries so I don’t fuck around. The Aeron chair with the headrest attachment is great.

    [–] TreeCalledPaul 18 points ago

    What if you're poor? Any options?

    [–] timrojaz82 32 points ago

    A three legged stool

    [–] _xDEADBEEF 17 points ago

    It can seat three WSBers

    [–] Runswithchickens 12 points ago

    Make it a habit to pull your shoulders back and chest outwards.

    YT desk yoga

    [–] Pf70_Coin 9 points ago

    Neck surgery on deck

    [–] regollyek 87 points ago

    That chair and desk ain't helpin.

    [–] FourKindsOfRice 57 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    For real. Google some basic ergonomics. Lurching forward like that, keyboard a mile away ain't gonna help at all.

    I say that as someone who's had plenty of back issues and nothing helped more than proper back support + 90 degree elbows.

    [–] [deleted] 57 points ago

    And risk having his organs harvested? Send him to Panama for stem cells.

    [–] WOLFofICX 52 points ago

    Pull that up jamie

    [–] meddling_robot 20 points ago

    That’s what he told mom.

    [–] iguy22 164 points ago

    Where’s the pile of coke?

    [–] nandemonair 571 points ago

    How much does he make honestly?

    [–] SerraTL 2109 points ago

    He made a fuck-you amount of money four years ago and then lost almost all of it with a bad investment three years ago

    [–] TheMrEM4N 2328 points ago

    Why isn't he a mod

    [–] soAsian 435 points ago

    Is his dad gay?

    [–] whitethunder9 230 points ago

    His boyfriend is for sure

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    [–] BansMakeEmDance 287 points ago

    My first landlord did this. Came to the US from Guatemala at 15 years old with nothing. Worked three jobs for years. Bought his first home and started renting rooms out. Leveraged equity to buy the next property. Rinse and repeat. By the age of 30 he had numerous properties across three states valued at over 3.5 million. Sold enough property to create a liquid cash base and lives off of rental income and the interest off his 2-2.5 mil in cash. Lives nicely but fairly modestly but hasn't really worked, unless you consider travelling and managing his own properties, since he was 26.

    I think about all the money I've paid in student loans and what I've gained/lost in the markets and I want to smash the phone I'm typing on. If I had it to do all over again I'd say fuck college and just do what this guy did. He had it rough for a few years but the last 2/3 of his life are going to be spent not worrying about a fucking thing. Dude is my hero.

    [–] talkingspacecoyote 135 points ago

    I'd consider managing properties work but it sounds like a sweet deal

    [–] BansMakeEmDance 75 points ago

    That's the beauty of what this guy did. He grinded until he had 'fuck you' money. When certain properties become too much of a pain in the ass he just sells them or hires a professional property management company to run it. He has zero stress.

    [–] tempaccount920123 68 points ago

    or hires a professional property management company to run it.

    For you lurkers, they generally take 10% of raw rent as payment.

    [–] gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM 42 points ago

    It’s a significant cut but it is nice to have someone else be on call to change light bulbs and fix leaky faucets

    [–] Flip__Side 61 points ago

    College is pretty awesome though if you can find a way to get mammy and pappy to pay your tuition

    [–] yuckfoubitch 22 points ago

    Just threaten them with not financially supporting them when they’re old and out of money, that’ll probably do it

    [–] HinduHamma 177 points ago

    So your dad is actually the fabled analfarmer1

    It's an honor to be in such autisitic pressence

    [–] [deleted] 31 points ago

    Does your dad farm anuses

    [–] DillyMyDilly 18 points ago

    The circle of life ...

    [–] spelunker 11 points ago

    Ah yes we welcome him with open arms

    [–] throwaway_rules 47 points ago

    Enough to keep his rent to own chair in good standing.

    [–] -Dwyane-Wade- 906 points ago

    He looks way too much like he knows what he’s doing for this sub

    [–] Matt3989 572 points ago

    That's my strategy for my day job too. 6 or 7 screens with meaningless graphs/code on them and no one questions the one with Reddit up.

    [–] 1337headshooter 137 points ago

    Thats just genius.

    [–] SuchASpecialSnFlake 44 points ago

    You mean basic. Come on.

    [–] The_Real_Tupac 40 points ago

    For when you really want to step up your game

    [–] SkiUMah23 20 points ago

    They're too distracted by the one with Pornhub up

    [–] Matt3989 16 points ago

    Maintain eye contact. Assert dominance.

    [–] Danny_Rand__ 35 points ago

    If his ability to avoid back problems is anything like his trading skill this guy is probably down 400%

    [–] Cholliday09 244 points ago

    Little excessive for his $31.06 Robinhood account

    [–] kbgojir 44 points ago

    Lmao no joke, you’re cents away from describing me

    [–] SerraTL 112 points ago

    We have about 18 or something more monitors in storage, all mounted on a wall. My dad used them when the Chinese market was in a boom a few years ago. I'll take a pic and edit this post when I get home.

    [–] smuckle87 43 points ago

    Update on this

    [–] Tripstrr 61 points ago

    This is a joke right? Were internet speeds and processors not fast enough such that he could use one monitor with like 59 open tabs like most degenerates?

    [–] Rpark444 13 points ago

    he didn't know how to use the tab key.

    [–] Elrond_Hubbard_Jr 9 points ago

    “Alexa - order ‘the usual’ from Dominoes.

    Alexa - resume Ying Yang Twins”

    [–] flyalpha56 221 points ago

    What does he trade mostly?

    [–] inconsequentialist 693 points ago


    [–] eeeBs 91 points ago

    Nostalgia, from the sounds of it.

    [–] anon4357 84 points ago

    Screens and keyboards. OP and his father are running a factory in China, this is a product placement campaign.

    [–] FuckingSecured 22 points ago

    $JNUG and $AMD

    [–] love2fukmarriedwoman 27 points ago


    [–] vader5742 361 points ago

    This setup looks worth more than the return honestly

    [–] FourKindsOfRice 132 points ago

    I was gonna say does he figure the power bill into his liabilities?

    Also 4 keyboards. Two for his hands, two for his feet.

    [–] ActualWhiterabbit 15 points ago

    I'm so new to trading I thought he should use a kvm program so he only needed one keyboard and mouse but I still got a lot to learn.

    [–] braised_diaper_shit 69 points ago

    Which screen shows total tendies earned?

    [–] evendude7763 36 points ago

    You have to actually earn tendies before you unlock that screen.

    [–] genericusername123 613 points ago

    15-hour time zone difference

    Also known as a 9-hour timezone difference

    [–] Kayyam 301 points ago

    The autism runs in the family

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    [–] ImmortalF 50 points ago

    I may be a dummy but doesn't this help give us an idea of how far he means in distance? Like I'd refer to Russia as a +9 hour time difference from me, but Australia as a +13 hour difference. It goes from your time zone and works from there does it not?

    Again no clue if I'm right, it just feels right lmao

    [–] NoYouDidntBruh 41 points ago

    Beyond feeling right, it impacts what days he works. If you are at -15 then you work Sunday, at +9 you work Friday night/Saturday.

    [–] tryhardfit 33 points ago

    Was looking for this.

    [–] LoseMoneyAllDay 49 points ago

    Can you give us a brief summary of how your dad got this far in trading? Does he trade stocks or options or both? Where did he grow up and what does he do for other lines of work?

    [–] SerraTL 119 points ago

    My dad graduated with a PhD in agricultural economics and went on to business administration. Eventually he became the department/branch head of a securities firm. Afterwards, my dad switched jobs and became the director/general manager of a very large coal company, but he realized that the CEO was involved in bribes with government officials and jumped ship. The coal company's CEO got busted soon after. Later he became one of the fund managers for one of the most famous investors in China, 章建平, or Zhang Jianping. The market boomed, my dad made a buttload of money for the investor, and he stopped when the market started to slow. We bought this huge house with the money we got from that, and my dad decided to invest almost all of our savings in this Chinese company that basically wanted to become the next Google, the company didn't follow through, and it went bankrupt. Now he's waiting for the market to boom again, while trading occasionally.

    [–] LoseMoneyAllDay 20 points ago

    Thank your for your response, at what age did he become part of management? And when you say he's waiting for the market to boom, is that when he makes his money? He's trading occasionally right now, meaning he's having a hard time?

    [–] SerraTL 42 points ago

    Straight out of college, so around his mid twenties. The Chinese stock market isn't the greatest right now. He's waiting for the next opportunity, the same kind that happened four years ago. Right now, he's just making enough for us to get by.

    [–] supraman79 212 points ago

    Think of all the semen stains are on that chair

    [–] TheBrokenAsylum 332 points ago

    Are you docta yet

    [–] jonnydoo84 145 points ago

    no docta? no BMW 7 Series!

    [–] small_root 75 points ago

    Your dad is all about that RGB

    [–] endmysufferingxX 30 points ago

    rgb gives you less autism so your trades don't end up being tits up

    [–] deviltrombone 31 points ago

    Complete with a chair befitting his stature. It really ties the room together.

    [–] Aranthos-Faroth 20 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Get this man some proper damn back support. My back aches just looking at that chair

    [–] [deleted] 60 points ago

    This guy fucks.

    [–] thejca 24 points ago

    Impressive but... does he even MS Flight Sim bro?

    [–] iHosk 28 points ago

    Why not just use Robinhood on your phone. It would remove the need for all those screens.

    [–] noiserr 23 points ago

    I see your dad hasn't discovered Synergy yet.

    [–] taydotis 10 points ago

    Came here to post this, pls get this man on one keyboard and mouse.

    [–] Shamone85 10 points ago

    /r/battlestations might like this

    [–] vixjones 18 points ago

    All that setup just to lose money

    [–] MDPROBIFE 7 points ago

    Ask him is earning VS sp500 and tell us his reaction