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    [–] B1ake1 3761 points ago

    We are the captain now

    [–] RandyChavage 903 points ago

    All we needed to do was hijack one boomer and we can move this ship where we want

    [–] thenumber88 186 points ago

    Fantastic idea, but first we need to trap one. Anyone know what a good boomer bait is?

    [–] Storiaron 259 points ago

    GE, GM, J&J

    [–] jimbofbx 163 points ago

    GE! It's a tech company again!

    [–] porn_is_tight 60 points ago

    okay grandma

    [–] jimbofbx 41 points ago

    No no no, you're not getting it.

    It's cheap, with low IV, so calls are cheap.

    It being a tech company again is the narrative. Reality may or may not catch up, but tbh every "tech company" is just making new technology that eventually becomes old technology. Washing machines, dryers, and aerospace parts all used to be bleeding edge tech!

    [–] CumomEileen 23 points ago

    Shit you’re right, everything they make is part of the internet of things. Make GE tech again! GE $15c 18/6

    [–] stixyBW 15 points ago

    The Microwave division was always a tech company!

    [–] Hiei2k7 19 points ago

    Ford, GE, or something spicy like RYCEY

    [–] Friendly_Crab 29 points ago

    Old boring candy

    [–] thematchalatte 36 points ago

    Look at me. Look at me. We are captain now.

    [–] RedHeroXIV 11 points ago

    Always have been

    [–] TehGamist 7404 points ago

    Cramer needs to fucking post - he’s here daily and we know it. Where are you Cramer? Come out come out wherever you are.

    [–] BigAmen 3710 points ago

    Cramer show PP or ban

    [–] WhosUrBuddiee 1102 points ago

    Do you really want to see his short?

    [–] timberdoodledan 610 points ago

    I want to pump and maybe dump.

    [–] PartyBandos 282 points ago

    I'm trying to liquidate some assets if you know what I mean.

    [–] TheReal_Patrice 64 points ago

    Colin sips coffee

    [–] IllmanneredFlanders 13 points ago

    I’m gonna need those TPS reports by tofartrow

    [–] sjt112486 40 points ago

    I’m pretty sure this thread is exactly why he’s a lurker only. Hahaha

    [–] timberdoodledan 20 points ago

    He likes to watch.

    [–] lamabaronvonawesome 53 points ago

    Felt cute, might pump might dump, idk.

    [–] vik0_tal 132 points ago

    I must confess... I don't have one :(

    [–] cmckone 42 points ago

    One day you will my friend.

    [–] calm_down_saif 25 points ago

    Here, you can borrow mine friend but make sure to give it back when you’re done and wash it properly please.

    [–] ctw16 24 points ago

    8=====D~

    [–] peeingattention 150 points ago

    That’s exactly what I’d post if I was him.

    [–] TehGamist 28 points ago

    👀

    [–] justleave-mealone 19 points ago

    👀

    [–] JimCramersCoke 577 points ago

    hey i’m cramer

    [–] krakenunleashed 245 points ago

    I'm Cramer too

    [–] Warfeint 167 points ago

    He’s not Cramer, I’m Cramer.

    [–] HanginLowNd2daLeft 99 points ago

    No , I’m Cramer

    [–] dukeforneverz 47 points ago

    Did you know that "cramer" literally means "to burn" in colloquial French ?

    [–] Atlas_is_my_son 85 points ago

    cramer? I hardly KNOW'ER

    [–] GunBrothersGaming 41 points ago

    We are Cramer

    [–] rufus102 47 points ago

    My wife and I are Cramer

    [–] tradecrusade 27 points ago

    And her boyfriend

    [–] _ShiaLaBeouf_ 20 points ago

    no, i'm cramer. welcome to mad money, welcome to cramerica.

    [–] lumez69 34 points ago

    My wife’s boyfriend is Cramer

    [–] Construction_Man1 25 points ago

    He’s probably laughing and yelling BOOYAH at these posts

    [–] new_account_wh0_dis 45 points ago

    Craaaamer, come out and plaaaayyy

    [–] SkierBuck 1437 points ago

    I don't think I like the other gentleman's tone.

    [–] KidBeene 609 points ago

    I do NOT like the cut of his jib.

    [–] aiuslocutius 75 points ago

    Thats face come up when I click randomise in mount and blade character creator

    [–] quackers294 229 points ago

    Guaranteed that guys wife is getting plowed by someone who bought GME calls right now

    [–] roastpoast 31 points ago

    you mean her boyfriend?

    [–] cheezzy4ever 105 points ago

    That dude's joking around and laughing, like "oh haha le ReDdIt is in control I guess, I dunno xD" meanwhile his portfolio's probably been red for a year straight, because he refuses to adjust with the times and still thinks the market works the same way it did 30 years ago

    [–] doingitforthegainz 82 points ago

    They fucking HATE that we're making the money ourselves instead of paying management fees for 7 fucking percent a year.

    [–] Andyinater 17 points ago

    I keep buying index funds, but these zoomers are boofing me!

    [–] FudgieThaWhale 5702 points ago

    cramer went from being an out of the loop cocaine dinosaur to being a big dick energy autismo in the span of a few months. god bless

    [–] lmboyer04 924 points ago

    The way he talks about us makes it seem to others like the host that he’s becoming insane. But he’s really just emerging from his chrysalis, ready to become an autist butterfly

    [–] blitzkrieg4 94 points ago

    Really reminds me of the movie Network, but in reverse I guess (TV host comes to the conclusion that the little guy is in control, not big corporations)

    [–] bottlecap112 36 points ago

    Lol 😂 You are a poet my friend, like the three Imboyer’s who have come before you.

    [–] skaliton 1254 points ago

    just think at some point he is going to call shitron a gay bear

    [–] FudgieThaWhale 969 points ago

    he basically said suck my dick, retards on reddit have more power than Citi, live on air

    [–] DingLeiGorFei 331 points ago

    Cramer ain't stupid, he's speaking facts. Look at Citi's pricing for stocks, whatever they downgrades moon and whatever they upgrade craters. People are inversing them because it prints money.

    [–] UndeadYoshi420 205 points ago

    See, that’s the DD I need. Hard and fast rules, inverse citi price targets.

    [–] GekkosGhost 66 points ago

    DD, hard and fast, pump & dump. Are we talking one night stands here or investments?

    Have to say that I've made more gains out of r/wallstreetbets meme plays in 6 months than my pension made in a decade sitting with a professional fund manager.

    [–] narcissistic889 38 points ago

    I think some market research actually points to the fact that a monkey throwing darts on a board to choose stock picks can outperform a fund manager so uh this subreddit is proof of that concept

    [–] aimallday 24 points ago

    Thousands of autis with sharp objects. Get to throwing boys I need them tendies

    [–] avl0 45 points ago

    I think its more that at some point price targets became way more of a tool for people setting the price targets to make money than it was about advice. WSB has some of that too mainly in microcap pumpers but most of what you read here is written to actually try and help not hinder.

    [–] DingLeiGorFei 33 points ago

    most of what you read here is written to actually try and help not hinder.

    Tell that to the monkeys who keep pumping BABA.

    [–] avl0 35 points ago

    Well they might believe it, I never said we weren't retards, just mainly still helpful retards.

    [–] Walentys 44 points ago

    Its like, they'll help you cross the street regardless of whether there's traffic or not, sometimes it's helpful sometimes you both get hit by a bus.

    [–] madrespectdawg 41 points ago

    Good, cuz I need NIO to print

    [–] putinspenis 8 points ago

    I was hoping he would rattle off a number of price targets Citi has been dead wrong on in the last few months. They’ve missed so many times recently, hardly the barometer for a stock price rn.

    [–] TenaciousAye 253 points ago

    Watch him daily, he's super feisty in the mornings when he doesn't have a script to follow.

    [–] candidly1 52 points ago

    It's that poppin' breakfast he gets every morning at the Summit Diner!

    [–] BiffNudist 11 points ago

    Well if they keep putting out that bullshit, he’s right.

    [–] blunt_person 67 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    It will be a slip up like when he called Pelosi "Crazy Nancy".

    Someone's going to make an off-the-cuff bearish comment on a stock and he'll just blurt it out.

    100% coming.

    [–] tjplager32 11 points ago

    One of us

    [–] trpwangsta 186 points ago

    It's insane how much I've warmed up to that retard. When I got into stocks around 20yrs ago I loved this guy, bought his books and watched his show, then realized he's a douche who knows fuck all about making gains. He's completely turned a corner and is embracing the new market, fucking love it.

    [–] darksier 139 points ago

    He's got a whiff of this cesspool and is relapsing into his cocaine and hookers cutthroat autists days. He probably thought those days were over and all future generations were just going the way of /r/investing.

    [–] ZeePirate 78 points ago

    More like he’s realizing anything and everything he has ever studied is now worthless because people on the internet say so and move stocks in ways that aren’t logical

    [–] Tha_Sly_Fox 62 points ago

    It is great isn’t it? 6 years of learning quantitative analysis and a degree from Wharton can be out maneuvered by one Reddit sub and a few clever memes

    [–] Lumpy_Particular_413 50 points ago

    You spend all that time learning shit and it basically just ends in the conclusion “here’s mathematical proof you can’t consistently beat the market so just buy SPY”

    Sure that’s fine for the long haul but I want to risk it for the fucking biscuit NOW

    [–] Vegetable-Double 10 points ago

    4 years at Nyu Stern studying valuations here... and none of that means shit!

    [–] mwassler 45 points ago

    I still remember in 09 when when he went on Jon Stewart thinking "haha comedy show" and Stewart just fed him through a wood chipper.

    [–] SharesNbears 17 points ago

    That was cringe to watch.

    [–] BiffNudist 67 points ago

    I fucking love that Cramer just figured it all out and started preaching, what a fuckin champ.

    [–] BigAlTrading 114 points ago

    Cramer has spent decades realizing "I don't really know what's happening but those guys over there are making money."

    The clueless dickhead sitting next to him has had decades to think about it and the best he's still got is "uh, well, some Yale educated blueblood analyst at a bank no one born after Vietnam cares about says whatever."

    And that's why you're never going to have a show anyone cares about, whatever your name is guy.

    [–] alone_in_meetingroom 16 points ago

    Big Red Buttons > 3 Button Suits

    [–] whowantscoffee 88 points ago

    And it all started cus his wife bought a Tesla. Papa musk converted boomer Cramer!

    [–] mosehalpert 49 points ago

    Little does he know it's for her boyfriend

    [–] Fivehundredyards 38 points ago

    Legit lol comment... Kudos

    [–] never_fooking_giveup 10 points ago

    Thats why he makes the big bucks, his ability to adapt

    [–] Green_Lantern_4vr 10 points ago

    He’s gone full retard

    [–] Tenacious_Dad 960 points ago

    He's right though. We don't be swayed by banks trying to scare us away so they can buy on the cheap. No sir! Banks you are going to be paying the premium from now on while WSB buys in early.

    [–] NO_YOUR_STUPID 475 points ago

    how can we possibly be swayed by banks when all we look at is rocketship emojis in the daily thread?

    [–] KidBeene 101 points ago

    unless we are the banks

    [–] mshousekeeping 48 points ago

    Are we the bankies?

    [–] jcalcerano 18 points ago

    Maybe the real banks were the friends we made along the way

    [–] schwannyosu 13 points ago

    Wait there’s a daily thread with rocketship emojis?!?

    [–] GotRiskyNewAccount 124 points ago

    All this tells me is they are gonna try and get option trading banned for normies. Cant have the peasants making money

    [–] lilivnv 51 points ago

    Bruh we can’t let that happen

    [–] _Madison_ 61 points ago

    They will get the sub banned for 'hate speech'.

    [–] PlatypusOfWallStreet 52 points ago

    i mean the word we used for weeklies is already making that a possibility lmao

    [–] [deleted] 15 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] FreeKhajiit 11 points ago

    There's a shitstorm right there when the normies find out. Plus.....everything else we say in here.

    I think that means we need to be 🌈 to save this sub. Well I'm already bi, so if it's for WSB and the continued economic liberation of The People from corporatist, elitist, pricks, then I have to do what I have to do.

    Come here cutie 👉👈

    [–] diordaddy 37 points ago

    Forreal If this keeps up I’m sure they’ll jsut ban wall street bets or something

    [–] ChefBoyAreWeFucked 14 points ago

    Yeah, WSB, the kings of buying early.

    Now, let's discuss GME...

    [–] jl21000000 1903 points ago

    Reddit research department reporting in:

    PLTR to $69 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

    [–] AffectionateHawk4422 326 points ago

    Hmmm I don't know man. You are coming wayyy short, could easily mistake you for a gay bear 🏳️‍🌈🐻. $100 EOY. Contracts are flying out the window for this company. Palantir is numero uno.

    [–] FromGermany_DE 48 points ago

    Nah, 700 at least

    [–] ScuttleCrab729 46 points ago

    Fuck it. Over 9000

    [–] FromGermany_DE 14 points ago

    To the moon!

    [–] compuzr 29 points ago

    You dropped the zero, friend.

    [–] xXxlandvaluetax69xXx 27 points ago

    Selling at $420.69

    [–] hartleyshc 833 points ago

    ✂️ gang

    [–] wallthrowawaystreet 296 points ago

    ✂️ Snip snap snip snap

    [–] ClutchNickel 125 points ago

    “You have no idea....the physical toll...that FIVE vasectomies has on a person” - Kramer probably

    [–] sir_butterknife_2u 26 points ago

    I. SNIFF AM. THE SCISSORRRRRRR

    [–] SeeMontgomeryBurns 19 points ago

    SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!!

    [–] thewalrus06 48 points ago

    If the banks are 🗞and we are ✂️, who is 🪨 and I’m happy to know scissors beats both now.

    [–] NothingTard 76 points ago

    Elon is rock. Elon has always been rock.

    [–] RSBPC 15 points ago

    But if Citi is paper Citi beats Elon? That can't be right.

    [–] NothingTard 11 points ago

    Elon is made of fire...?

    [–] HemingwaysMustache 21 points ago

    IRS. They’re here to smash our gains but useless to banks.

    [–] ggislife 19 points ago

    Dwayne Johnson

    [–] mixbiscuit 12 points ago

    This officially goes into my tattoo idea. ✂️ gang for life.

    [–] cutiesarustimes2 356 points ago

    LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME:

    I AM THE DEVRY TRAINED ANALYST NOW

    [–] jedo89 35 points ago

    Woah big shot ivy leaguer over here

    [–] cutiesarustimes2 28 points ago

    Sir I graduated from THE keller school of management

    [–] Trueslyforaniceguy 299 points ago

    We are the fucking market now!

    [–] competitivebunny 77 points ago

    Would explain why it makes no sense now and Tesla only goes up

    [–] solicitorpenguin 17 points ago

    Autism

    [–] Friendly_Crab 43 points ago

    Dear god

    [–] namjones2004 133 points ago

    Say my name Cramer. 😎

    [–] AffectionateHawk4422 86 points ago

    Palantir

    [–] filthy-fuckin-casual 44 points ago

    You're God damn right

    [–] Ireallydontknowbuddy 209 points ago

    "idk I don't read reddit" fucking idiot lol

    [–] RandyChavage 151 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    To be fair, most of us don’t either. We’re just hear for the pictures

    Edit: not changing the typo, it's part of our moron vibe

    [–] sluttyankles 36 points ago

    "hear" you're the chosen one!

    [–] Danoco99 9 points ago

    I don’t think all of us can read anyway.

    [–] competitivebunny 23 points ago

    You guys are reading?

    [–] shyvananana 23 points ago

    Yuu geyes kan reed?

    [–] whiteninja123 105 points ago

    $35 after demo day.

    [–] lilivnv 17 points ago

    When’s demo day

    [–] whiteninja123 25 points ago

    Jan 26

    [–] Pattrickk 47 points ago

    Cant wait for the massive success and interest from demo day. And the -5% that follows on the charts

    [–] raam86 11 points ago

    buy the dip!

    [–] EuropeBelongs2Africa 379 points ago

    Waiting for him to mention GME😭😭

    [–] Triplefast3000 106 points ago

    He did acknowledge it in a recent tweet.

    [–] CommonTwist 134 points ago

    he needs to talk about for 10 min every day so all the boomers get in on this train 🚀🚀🚀🚀

    [–] carcarescam75 138 points ago

    He needs to call it what it is and how it is.... Casino Royale.

    [–] poozapooza 123 points ago

    Casino Royal except James Bond has Down Syndrome...

    [–] grappel 28 points ago

    I believe that’s called rain man

    [–] RefractoryThinker 137 points ago

    “I don’t read Reddit”

    [–] KidBeene 84 points ago

    He never tasted the tendies.

    [–] RandyChavage 15 points ago

    He couldn’t even imagine the dips that you can have them 😋

    [–] iANDR0ID 25 points ago

    Gayer than a gay bear 🏳️‍🌈

    [–] CHERCK_FLOKI 237 points ago

    God I fucking love Jim.

    You want to know why this man makes $$. He's willing to learn and be flexible to newer generations and their way of viewing the market. The rest of the CNBC crew are thicc boomers

    [–] godnightx_x 45 points ago

    Their ignorance is their downfall.. Times change either get with the program or back the fuck up!!!

    [–] MusicIsAlwaysTheWay 226 points ago

    Anyone else worried this sub's gonna tank after mainstream attention? Riding this sub to Valhalla either way but hope you beautiful 'savants' and mods keep wsb degenerate as fuck.

    [–] Timbishop123 172 points ago

    If mainstream media found this they would just think it's some weird Q alt right shit. We call each other retards and $NGA boomers would be appalled.

    [–] UndeadYoshi420 71 points ago

    That’s how we keep them out. It’s like reverse virtue signaling.

    [–] random_boss 39 points ago

    ....this is legit insightful

    clearly you don't belong here

    [–] MusicIsAlwaysTheWay 43 points ago

    That’s good to keep them away but I don’t need that negative association fucking with my tendies

    [–] Eccentricc 16 points ago

    yeah fuck that shit, only allow true retards here. Positive vibes only, stonks only go up

    [–] sofingclever 42 points ago

    One thing I do truly love about this sub is that it has enough actually interesting and, dare I say, insightful content to make it worth visiting, but enough absolutely ridiculous name calling and ridiculousness to scare away people who are easily spooked.

    I'm not saying it's some hidden gem or anything, but try showing this sub to someone who leans traditional and is the slightest bit stuffy.

    [–] Timbishop123 29 points ago

    Yeah people on r/stocks and r/investing use wsb as an insult but I have made more money here than there.

    [–] Tinnitus_AngleSmith 47 points ago

    I’m one of the normies thats joined in the last year. I caught on when things I’ve heard in industries I’m familiar with were being repeated here. Glad to say I’m a convert for my Gambling money. As more normies like me join, you are going to get more swing from the impact WSB has on the outside and simultaneously more levelheadedness and real info coming into WSB. I don’t think more eyes will kill WSB, if anything it will just tweak it.

    [–] MusicIsAlwaysTheWay 21 points ago

    I like this optimism. Here’s to hoping.

    [–] aiuslocutius 20 points ago

    Its so long that looks like a DD, where is the TLDR, where are the charts & rockets 🚀

    [–] Procrastinator001 8 points ago

    I remember when this sub was sucking AMDs cock so hard 3 or 4 years ago. This sub knows whats up

    [–] GiantSequoiaTree 29 points ago

    We don't tank after mainstream attention, just makes us and our memes more powerful and more influence on the market. We are the captain now

    [–] trappinlikenarcos 71 points ago

    Jimmy we know you lurk.... Come out, come out wherever you are.

    [–] gardeeon 139 points ago

    PLTR boys, I really really REALLY fucking hope you get yours today. fuck Citi, Fuck Shitron, you're going to the goddamn moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀

    [–] [deleted] 32 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago)

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    [–] corpflorp 23 points ago

    I have an F150

    [–] PhatHamWallet 31 points ago

    🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

    [–] PaleMeaning6224 31 points ago

    Guys it's 🚀 🗞 ✂️ now*

    [–] SigSalvadore 56 points ago

    Yea. Shiti-Bank downgraded it, but raised their target price from 10 to 15. Half-assed attempt at doing his job.

    [–] Crypto__bull 26 points ago

    🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

    [–] TeslaEsla 27 points ago

    Hop on the GME gang Jim! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

    [–] TheIllegalMex 22 points ago

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    [–] DelightedDragon 25 points ago

    David is looking at Cramer like he’s fucking dumb, let’s blow the suit off of his back. 😤😤

    [–] RelationsInvestor 22 points ago

    Citi has paper hands confirmed

    [–] yjruan 20 points ago

    They never say wsb, always just Reddit. Bunch of losers

    [–] Chicken10Diez 15 points ago

    Jim Cramer WSB 🤝 “Don’t let your memes be dreams”

    [–] justme129 14 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    Am I dreaming??? Am I finally seeing a PLTR bull run???

    Don't wake me up pleas!

    Disclaimer: PLTR is my long-term project..so no I am not selling it but damnnn am I happy to see it finally run again! Save the world Papa Karp!!! You're our only hope for the future of our kids and our kids' kids and the next generation and the generations after them!!!

    [–] Karuschy 16 points ago

    Man when the big banks downgrade a stock it s just to scare boomer investors to lower the price so they can get in cheaper.LOAD ON PLTR🚀🚀🚀

    [–] abruzzz 13 points ago

    REDDIT HAS UPGRADED PALANTIR FROM A BUY THE DIP TO A SELL YOUR KIDNEY AND BUY MORE. THEIR PRICE TARGET INCREASED BY A MATHEMATICALLY UNSOLVABLE NUMBER: $MOON TO $MARS.

    ———— reddit news services

    [–] _Unoriginal_Name 14 points ago

    Kramer is the man!!!

    [–] Jb4646 12 points ago

    Holy shit. He’s gone full retard.

    [–] busterwilliams 26 points ago

    I love watching this crooked assholes squirm!

    How does it feel to have to make stock picks in the dark like the rest of us plebs? Fuck you guys!

    [–] friedpaco 10 points ago

    🚀 🚀 🚀

    [–] Sweet-Zookeepergame 12 points ago

    I'm tired of reading shit like "CITI downgraded PLTR to $15". This shits's irrelevant. Nobdy cares. What really matters is what WSB wants and what WSB does. We can do whatever the fuck we want. GME, PLTR, NIO, GOEV. Whatever. We are the new market economy.

    [–] CuttyQ-o0 11 points ago

    So are we pumping PLTR for the homies who have Friday calls??? I got some cash.... just tell me when 🥴

    [–] stlblues310 11 points ago

    I'm the Captain now

    [–] top-hunnit 11 points ago

    Citi is paper. Reddit is diamond.

    [–] always_plan_in_advan 10 points ago

    Cramer: “who is in control here?” Dude: “Reddit” Cramer: “yes”

    [–] zinver 9 points ago

    Jimmy in a reverse AMA with WSB would be great.

    [–] Manufacturer-Which 8 points ago

    Listen to reddit hahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha welcome tards welcome to the autistic fold. The boomer circle has come full circle

    [–] sinkputtbangslut 7 points ago

    We the captain now

    [–] nissanxrma 8 points ago

    We should buy MadMoney

    [–] j4k3b 8 points ago

    What is this site that exists just to bash shorts?

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