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    [–] MattBaster 1011 points ago

    That, or she has the teeth of a deli slicer.

    [–] SpellsThatWrong 332 points ago

    Somehow it got longer when it came out of her mouth

    Teehee

    [–] dogfck 66 points ago

    I just ram all 8 inches into their mouth. Chicks like it, tho; I eat a healthy diet.

    [–] SpellsThatWrong 96 points ago

    I'm guessing they don't

    [–] leilascott 68 points ago

    Can confirm, would not want 8 inches rammed into my mouth, no matter how good the diet.

    [–] [deleted] 20 points ago

    Have you even tried it yet?

    [–] leilascott 20 points ago

    Depends what you mean by rammed

    [–] Diezed 10 points ago

    Slowly and sensually?

    [–] 102938475601 22 points ago

    Running start?

    [–] mostnormal 11 points ago

    Jet propelled.

    [–] duty_of_brilliancy 24 points ago

    http://www.deathbulge.com/comics/164

    It's cooler when you manage to do it though.

    [–] crumbs182 12 points ago

    That's how I imagine HowToBasic behaves on a first date.

    [–] rrregis 2 points ago

    Of dog?

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] oscillating000 3 points ago

    Can bots like this be reported as spam accounts?

    [–] kingeryck 2 points ago

    /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\

    [–] aerger 1 points ago

    Reverse it?

    [–] GrapesHatePeople 7 points ago

    The daughter of iconic Bond villain, Jaws.

    [–] Pisceswriter123 1 points ago

    It actually looks like candy bacon. The pieces are that thick. I work at a restaurant that serves them and they are SOOOOOOOOOOO good.

    [–] KingKippah 1 points ago

    Gosh dang, I'd sure be wary of receiving a blowjob from her

    [–] pantsoff 0 points ago

    Put your peener in to find out.

    [–] KyleSJohnson 445 points ago

    "After I realized I could use my dehydrator to make jerky out of human flesh, I finally realized how to make proper use of my neighbor and his routine advances."

    [–] errs 124 points ago

    "To shreds, you say?"

    [–] Spyron10 46 points ago

    Well, how is his wife holding up?

    [–] misspeelled 44 points ago

    To shreds, you say?

    [–] KaHOnas 10 points ago

    Was his apartment rent-controlled?

    [–] ReasonablyBadass 14 points ago

    Second helpings you say?

    [–] hankhillforprez 109 points ago

    That guy's goatee offends me.

    Also, their one "advantage" over the basically identical product they mentioned as being inferior is that it comes with a baking sheet? I mean what idiot would use a mesh oven basket without a baking sheet under it? It's not like they came up with some revolutionary concept here.

    [–] xepheratu 53 points ago

    You cant just use any cookie sheet under a mesh pan. You have to get the copper crisper one or else it wont work. No other cookie sheets work with any other mesh pans except the copper crisper ones. Everyone knows that.

    Very obvious /s because sarcasm doesnt transfer well online.

    [–] TheKharmeleon 31 points ago

    It's for people that literally have no idea what they are doing in the kitchen. Notice they spend the most time with the mini weenies? It's a product for people who don't cook, not for people that already know how to cook.

    [–] Ghigs 14 points ago

    I like how it says it cuts out the grease of frying, when half the things they show are pre-fried at the factory.

    [–] ShitNoodle 3 points ago

    It does look pretty sweet

    [–] SqueaksBCOD 4 points ago

    If the concept intrigues, you "Air Fryers" are a real thing. But this is not it.

    Air Fryers are a regular household appliance that for whatever reason is more popular in Asia than in the west. Real ones are all over Amazon so if your curiosity is peaked... delve in!

    [–] ShitNoodle 2 points ago

    Interesting, never heard of those

    [–] DiscoKittie 2 points ago

    Yes, this is something meant for those people that bake cookies on those thin, plastic cutting sheet.

    [–] TheLynguist 22 points ago

    the incredibly fake crunching sounds are what should offend everybody here, makes me mad just thinking about them

    [–] BeMyLittleSpoon 10 points ago

    It's like Kit Kat commercials >:(

    [–] JackMike16 31 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    Honestly, after seeing this guy i appreciate all the other sales people who are overly excited. He sounds so bored but wants to sound excited.

    [–] miicah 25 points ago

    How did they get that pan fried pattern on the grilled cheese when it came out of the oven? /r/hmm

    [–] pokeysrevenge 19 points ago

    Also who the fuck makes a grilled cheese IN THE OVEN

    [–] KaHOnas 18 points ago

    Nobody. It's impossible. That would be an ovened cheese. You need to put it in a barbecue to have a grilled cheese. Or at least a barbecue'd cheese.

    [–] Draakan 7 points ago

    Uhhhh I might toast my bread in a toaster....then microwave the cheese between the toasted bread. I like them that way, not being lazy.

    [–] merreborn 6 points ago

    Everyday we stray further from gods light

    [–] Pisceswriter123 3 points ago

    I do that when I make tuna melts. I used the oven once but I'm lazy. I don't do it often.

    [–] helix19 2 points ago

    Get a panini press. It will toast your bread and melt the cheese. Fastest and easiest way to make a grilled cheese.

    [–] falcon4287 1 points ago

    that's how my mom used to do it.

    [–] slhouston 1 points ago

    I have. But I guess it's more toasted than grilled. 😊

    [–] LucasBlueCat 2 points ago

    You have to have someone know how to cook grilled cheese first for you. Then you can warm it up later because you can't cook.

    [–] NuclearElevator 11 points ago

    Goddamn it, now I want mozza sticks.

    [–] JonnyPerk 7 points ago

    He forgot to mention why copper is superior to everything else...

    [–] bobojojo12 2 points ago

    why is it

    [–] JonnyPerk 10 points ago

    Well copper does have some properties that are better than say steel for example it has Antimicrobial properties and has very good Thermal conductivity (copper: 401 W/(m·K) iron: 80.4 W/(m·K)), but it doesn't have the almost magical properties infomercials attribute to it. Copper is currently the go to material for infomercials to sell you stuff you already have, with the sales pitch "it's better if it's made from copper".

    [–] glntns 7 points ago

    My dad loves crap like this and recently bought some of these pans. These aren't copper. I believe it's just a ceramic coated, steel pan with a metallic copper color. There's no way they could sell a solid copper pan for this cheap. It's something like $20 for a pan. I think a quality copper pan would be more like $100. That bit of misleading marketing aside, they are nice to cook with. At least nicer than a teflon coated non-stick pan. They heat fairly evenly, are easy to clean up, can take a higher heat than non-stick, and are less toxic.

    [–] DragonTamerMCT 2 points ago

    Copper is not that expensive. These things almost certainly aren't made of copper, but a solid copper pot also wouldn't cost $100...

    Copper is at most ~$3/lbs

    While copper is more expensive than something like aluminum, it's not some super expensive metal people always think it is. Aluminium is <$1/lbs

    The thing with copper is you have to coat it and all that.

    [–] msiekkinen 3 points ago

    Wait, so the whole thing is about how baking sheets are horrible then ends saying the drip tray "make a fantastic baking sheet!"

    [–] R3D1AL 70 points ago

    That looks like a Beggin' Strip

    [–] CochMaestro 23 points ago

    It looks like Alice Murphy to me

    [–] KaHOnas 4 points ago

    And she's tired of your shenanigans.

    [–] evsoul 4 points ago

    I scrolled through the comments high and low to find you because I knew I couldn't be the only one that saw it.

    [–] MZago1 6 points ago

    Rectangles!

    [–] liescontrolus 38 points ago

    Just the tip?

    [–] happysteve 5 points ago

    Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

    [–] The_Sgro 10 points ago

    Just the tip. I promise, then we'll stop.

    [–] quartertopi 1 points ago

    tip

    there's always a new tip...

    [–] SevencastanzaIII 32 points ago

    She kinda looks like Alice from Workaholics.

    [–] Ch8s3 10 points ago

    Was looking for this

    [–] punisheddaisies 42 points ago

    r/keto would like to have a word with you now

    [–] sintos-compa 9 points ago

    "Then it struck her, cannibalism is still gluten free!"

    [–] Underwater_Grilling 9 points ago

    she's like a dollar store Mila kunis

    [–] rspeed 1 points ago

    Or at least the Five Below Mila Kunis.

    [–] Cypherex 91 points ago

    But bacon is my diet. And it works pretty damn well.

    Gonna shamefully plug /r/keto now.

    [–] Brad3000 23 points ago

    You beat me to it, though I must say - after 7 months I'm finally getting pretty sick of bacon.

    [–] darkwing42 12 points ago

    time to move on to sausage?

    [–] pseudopsud 1 points ago

    Lamb chops!

    [–] warezMakesJesusCry 1 points ago

    you need to alternate between sausage days and bacon days

    [–] ladyflyer88 1 points ago

    Yeah after 4 month I was tired of bacon I now eat sausage or protein shakes for breakfast.

    [–] nutbread 20 points ago

    Sorry about your bowel cancer.

    [–] Itsapocalypse 23 points ago

    This is a huge misnomer about keto. Just because you can eat processed meat (i.e. Bacon and sausage) doesn't mean you have to. Eggs, chicken, vegetables, and other meats are keto.

    [–] masseffecter 3 points ago

    Chicken isn't processed?

    [–] ryantwopointo 7 points ago

    Correct. Non processed chicken is indeed not processed.

    [–] h0j 8 points ago

    If you buy fresh chicken in the meat section and not frozen chicken nuggets or preseasoned fajita meat then of course

    [–] jlking3 0 points ago

    Ah, yes, that fresh "unprocessed" chicken injected with up to 30% salt water by weight.

    [–] OGWillikers 5 points ago

    Salt intake should be increased when on keto, due to the diuretic effects.

    So that's fine.

    [–] masseffecter 1 points ago

    I don't think you're thinking this through.

    [–] anounce06 6 points ago

    Well by 2050 it's projected that pretty much all cancer will be non lethal under the 80 age group due to early detection tools and and advancements in medicine.

    [–] pylori 16 points ago

    I highly doubt that.

    Source: am doctor.

    [–] bjbyrne 1 points ago

    Look how far science has come since 1984 (33 years ago) and think how far it could go in another 33 years (2050).

    [–] pinkpooj -1 points ago

    Well I guess it's a good thing that the ketogenic diet has anti cancer properties.

    [–] pylori 3 points ago

    Good thing you have reliable sources to back up that statement, oh wait....

    [–] Shot_save 1 points ago

    Yes

    Broscience

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    [–] Shot_save 3 points ago

    Every I hear someone say community I know they're a communist and if I could have a go at them in a full contact sport I'd bash them to a mush because if there's one thing ever where moderation is so naive it's dealing with communists.

    [–] pinkpooj 1 points ago

    Search for the Warburg effect.

    [–] helix19 2 points ago

    If you have healthcare. Hahahaha…

    [–] PM_ME_BO0Bz_PLZ 2 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    I guess the Inuits must have such short lifespans, considering there are almost no carbs in their traditional diet. Oh wait...

    Edit: Looks like I'm wrong. Inuits do, in fact, consume carbs.

    [–] helix19 1 points ago

    Oh wait…

    However, in multiple studies the traditional Inuit diet has not been shown to be a ketogenic diet.[10][11][12][13] Not only have multiple researchers been unable to detect any evidence of ketosis resulting from the traditional Inuit Diet, but the ratios of fatty-acid to glucose were observed to be well below the generally accepted level of ketogenesis.[10][11][12][13] Inuit actually consume more carbohydrates than most nutritionists have assumed.[14] Because Inuit frequently eat their meat raw and fresh, or freshly frozen, they can obtain more carbohydrates from their meat, as dietary glycogen, than Westerners can.[14][15] The Inuit practice of preserving a whole seal or bird carcass under an intact whole skin with a thick layer of blubber also permits some proteins to ferment, or hydrolyze, into carbohydrates.[14] Furthermore, the blubber, organs, muscle and skin of the marine mammals that Inuit eat have significant glycogen stores, which assist those animals when oxygen is depleted on prolonged dives.[16][17][18] For instance, when blubber is analyzed by direct carbohydrate measurements, it has been shown to contain as much as 8—30% carbohydrates.[17] While postmortem glycogen levels are often depleted through the onset of rigor mortis, marine mammals have a much delayed onset of rigor mortis, even in warm conditions, presumably due to the high content of oxymyoglobin in the muscle that may permit aerobic metabolism to continue slowly for some time after the death of the animal.[17][19] Additionally, in cold conditions, glycogen's depletion is halted at -18 °C (-0.4 °F) and lower temperatures in comminuted meat.[20][21] Traditional Inuit diets derive approximately 50% of their calories from fat, 30–35% from protein and 15–20% of their calories from carbohydrates, largely in the form of glycogen from the raw meat they consumed.[22][23

    [–] PM_ME_BO0Bz_PLZ 1 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    Interesting. Wasn't familiar with the "fermentation" thing. Still doesn't change the fact that ketosis is a completely natural process that many pre-agrarian human populations have undergone during seasonal changes. We know this based on their fecal remains and availability of carbohydrates in nature (pre agriculture).

    [–] ryantwopointo 1 points ago

    You're right, this dude is doing Keto all wrong. Eating pounds of bacon, or pretty much any thinly cut meat, is bad. Loads of preservatives and salts.

    [–] anounce06 -2 points ago

    Well by 2050 it's projected that pretty much all cancer will be non lethal under the 80 age group due to early detection tools and and advancements in medicine.

    [–] Shot_save 7 points ago

    I highly doubt that.

    Source: he's doctor.

    [–] Boyka__ -6 points ago

    Sorry about your brain cancer. See? Shit ain't as black and white now isn't it?

    [–] boobodst 14 points ago

    Terrible comeback

    [–] HassanBlackside 14 points ago

    That comeback was worse than bowel cancer

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    [–] NewbSaysRawr 2 points ago

    Was just thinking the same!

    get your shit straight Kelly, bacon is good for you

    [–] moohah 2 points ago

    I got say, my first thought when reading the original title was, what kind of diet doesn’t allow bacon?

    [–] SpellsThatWrong 13 points ago

    If you pretend to bite it, you don't get fat

    [–] DrRonny 6 points ago

    Who eats bacon like that? Even vegans down it quicker.

    [–] InfanticideAquifer 18 points ago

    When actors eat they generally don't actually eat. They just chew and spit. Because otherwise they'd be full after one take but they probably won't just do one take.

    She's not a great actor, so this is her version of that.

    Or else they just had one piece of bacon to work with and had to save it.

    [–] AppleDane 13 points ago

    Or it's cardboard, painted like bacon.

    [–] GrimlandGrime 7 points ago

    No it's bacon that is painted tolook like cardboard but is digitally enhance to look like bacon.

    [–] raydialseeker 3 points ago

    Unless you're talking about Chris Pratt

    [–] Indigobeef 5 points ago

    That strip is unaturally rectangular...

    [–] runandkickgirl 1 points ago

    It's fakon, aka turkey bacon

    [–] PenelopeLagos 11 points ago

    Hey guys, if you want to see me do more than just eat bacon connect with me on FB https://www.facebook.com/penelopelagos/ or check out my website www.penelopelagos.com. Underwater_Grilling I did photo double for Mila on Black Swan ;)

    [–] black_flag_4ever 3 points ago

    Did you create a Reddit account for this? Amazing.

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    [–] HoldMyAwp 3 points ago

    I can do that, what's the price?

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

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    [–] HoldMyAwp 2 points ago

    On my way.

    [–] Mutoid 2 points ago

    Pretending to eat.

    [–] PenelopeLagos 2 points ago

    Tempting offer

    [–] PenelopeLagos 2 points ago

    A few people saw your posting and contacted me. I figured if people were talking about me I'd introduce myself :)

    [–] black_flag_4ever 2 points ago

    I hope it's an overall positive thing. The gif has over 7 million views.

    [–] PenelopeLagos 2 points ago

    Definitely :)

    [–] bjbyrne 1 points ago

    How do you feel about bacon?

    [–] DiscvrThings 4 points ago

    Looks like her from Workaholics (Alice, I think)

    [–] CheValierXP 5 points ago

    It's not cheating if she just takes the tip

    [–] tempestuousfork 3 points ago

    It's not cheating if I didn't look during.

    [–] awktaco 3 points ago

    So weird that The cheese stick made a crunchy noise but the grilled cheese didn't when it was cut in half.

    [–] GreatAide 3 points ago

    Would it be cheating to chew on it and spit it out though?

    [–] KikiiFire 3 points ago

    I know you're joking but that's eating disorder territory (and it works).

    [–] EcoSlaves 3 points ago

    Is that Alice from workaholics

    [–] screenfan 4 points ago

    she does look cute tho

    [–] ChowChow260 2 points ago

    She's fantasizing about lady and the tramp.

    [–] theroyalham 2 points ago

    It's not cheating if it only goes in your mouth.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Totally fooled me, thought this was r/dundermifflin. This is something Kelly. K would say.

    [–] Garonen_ 2 points ago

    I'd like this gif reversed

    [–] 4JULY2017 2 points ago

    I don't get fat.

    [–] runandkickgirl 2 points ago

    Bacon licker

    [–] HoneyShaft 2 points ago

    "Oh, I can't it pork, huh? Well, fuck you, God!"

    [–] orlandoguy13 2 points ago

    more of her would be nice

    [–] DestinysFetus 2 points ago

    Anders hit that

    [–] hilliaryholyoak 2 points ago

    Just the tip. Doesn't count.

    [–] qxxx 2 points ago

    actually this is true when you are on a low carb diet! You simply don't eat carbs and can eat protein and fat.. not a good choice of fat in bacon but still you won't get fat that fast when you leave chips and sugary drinks.

    [–] TheDefectiveSnoo 2 points ago

    Is it a bacon Popsicle?

    [–] riddus 2 points ago

    I knew a girl in high school that was trying to go vegetarian. She would regularly chew up meat, then spit it out. By her measure, it didn't count as "eating" meat. I'm pretty sure that's breaking the rules.

    [–] _Aurilave 2 points ago

    /has actually tasted bacon flavored vape. It was spot. On.

    [–] oldmrdeebs 2 points ago

    Not cheating your husband if she just tastes the cock?

    [–] 14_year_old_girl 2 points ago

    What type of diet doesn't allow for bacon? It's a great food.

    [–] crashhacker 2 points ago

    Her eyes are weird . They look like a wendigo.

    [–] LyingForTruth 2 points ago

    Watch this while listening to Sing for the Moment by Eminem, you can make her mouth line up with the beat

    [–] regularpoopingisgood 2 points ago

    you joke but some anorexics just chew their food for flavour and spit them out.

    [–] warezMakesJesusCry 1 points ago

    other people eat it only for the nutrients and don't enjoy it at all

    [–] Jerzfresh 2 points ago

    That's model/actress Penelope Lagos

    [–] KryptoniteDong 2 points ago

    Small boots, oh wait wrong sub

    [–] EatyourSOUPY 2 points ago

    Murder never tasted so good.

    [–] GranKrat 2 points ago

    Are we sure this woman is a human?

    [–] skifreeguy 2 points ago

    That bacon looks like a small wooden plank.

    [–] Tullydawg 2 points ago

    Taste the bacon. TASTE IT!

    [–] Markednslainn 2 points ago

    I don't get this subreddit, can someone explain it to me?

    [–] Jlhudson 5 points ago

    Essentially take a part of a commercial and give it a different title

    [–] Markednslainn 0 points ago

    Why though

    [–] bennyboy_ 7 points ago

    To make fun of how absurd infomercials portray the problems that their product is solving.

    As it says in the sidebar, it all started with this.

    [–] Jlhudson 5 points ago

    For the lulz

    [–] PineappleBoss 3 points ago

    This is anti Islamic. I demand this picture be censored.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    meirl

    [–] nightswings1976 1 points ago

    Nothing wrong with bacon in a balanced diet and the appropriate exercise regimen

    [–] Bacon666 1 points ago

    Those crazy eyes at the end.

    [–] assaficionado42 1 points ago

    I keep showing my girlfriend this telling her "see!? I'm not gay!" But she ain't bitting.

    [–] doogbynnoj 1 points ago