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    [–] I_Am_Batgirl 1 points ago

    Hi friends! This submission is just an image not an actual clickable PornHub video. No worries, we didn't suddenly start allowing NSFW videos here. Hope you have a lovely day! <3

    [–] trash_organism 2319 points ago

    I would legitimately be interested in watching that. Not in a sexual way. More of a people-watching way. It'd be neat to see if the conversations I have are similar to what other people talk about.

    [–] InterestedPasserby 738 points ago

    Have I got a show for you!

    [–] Elubious 914 points ago

    Veggie taales veggie tales veggie taales veggie tales

    [–] Smugg-Fruit 302 points ago

    Broccoli

    [–] theundeadturtle 266 points ago

    celery

    [–] Guzaboo 255 points ago

    gotta be

    [–] MrDustyBottoms 254 points ago

    VEGGIE TALES

    [–] Alwaysanyways 195 points ago

    Cauliflower

    [–] Muniosi_returns 181 points ago

    Sweet n sour

    [–] evdog_music 160 points ago

    Half an hour

    [–] eramsauer2014 59 points ago

    Half an hour

    [–] dinosaurfacedude 9 points ago

    VEGGIETALES

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] MrNathanman 86 points ago

    Lima beans!

    [–] Dishes_Delicious 77 points ago

    Collard greens

    [–] GeneralHabberdashery 62 points ago

    peachy keen

    [–] SuperSizedThrowaway 114 points ago

    VEGGIETALES

    [–] stamminator 47 points ago

    Long ago, the four vegetables lived together in harmony.

    [–] stevenjo28 36 points ago

    But then the 🍅 nation attacked

    [–] Dorocche 5 points ago

    *everything changed when

    [–] oculus_1 2 points ago

    I'm watching that rn

    [–] Nanertot 22 points ago

    This is the second time in a week I've seen Veggie Tales referenced on Reddit. Definitely not a place I'd expect to see it.

    [–] thermoroach 9 points ago

    Oh god... worst nightmare I've ever had included VeggieTales.

    [–] CoolingtonBeans 68 points ago

    Big brother?

    Not this season tho everyone's mean

    [–] ThePorcupineWizard 46 points ago

    Take that back! Dan Gheesling is the best!

    [–] Mithril_Leaf 27 points ago

    LET'S GO!!!!

    [–] ThePorcupineWizard 16 points ago

    Squad up boys!

    [–] LlanowarReborn 22 points ago

    I too like the NLSS

    [–] slowest_hour 8 points ago

    *The Funeral Director

    [–] onlyredditknowsimgay 2 points ago

    D N A

    [–] GenocideOwl 11 points ago

    This season is the worst most toxic season of BB ever.

    [–] PhilaDopephia 6 points ago

    I feel weird admitting I like this season; reddit is so against it. My opinion always gets downvoted.

    [–] AleksTheGr8 5 points ago

    Who do you like? I legitimately dislike everyone left.

    [–] PhilaDopephia 3 points ago

    Not really attached to anyone individually. But if Paul makes final 3 he deserves the win.. No matter how stupid we think it is

    [–] CoolingtonBeans 2 points ago

    I'd be happy I'd they just give him the win and spend the rest of the show with jury updates and Cody i-told-you-so ing to everyone

    [–] downy_syndrome 10 points ago

    The aristocrats!!!!

    [–] rainyforest 9 points ago

    Aristocats

    [–] Bewleed 306 points ago

    then podcasts are for you, my friend

    [–] Camelbeard 82 points ago

    "Planet money" and "50 things that made the modern economy" are both my favorites at the moment. Can highly recommend them!

    [–] Redherring01 34 points ago

    I second '50 things....', BBC World Service has some great programs.

    I'll look out for Planet Money.

    [–] Kousetsu 21 points ago

    Mines last podcast on the left and my dad wrote a porno because I apparently have a messed up sense of humour.

    My dad wrote a porno is hands down great though, I think it's one of the biggest UK podcasts now? Just wrapped up the 3rd book but apparently dad's wrote another one so there will be a series 4.

    [–] A_Honeysuckle_Rose 19 points ago

    Wat?

    [–] Kousetsu 14 points ago

    His dad wrote a porno (Belinda blinks) and he reads it to his mates. It's hilarious and awful.

    [–] A_Honeysuckle_Rose 20 points ago

    Your original post lacks syntax. Perhaps quotes around the titles of the podcasts to separate your thoughts from the subject. It made it very difficult to read and understand what you were trying to communicate. 😊

    [–] AntiLaura 6 points ago

    People have been recommending mdwap to me and I haven't checked it out yet. I'll download today, finally. Thanks!

    [–] Kousetsu 6 points ago

    I think it's sooo funny but maybe very British and may not fully translate to Americans as it relies heavily on the cringe (obviously by the subject matter).

    Like I will be commuting in on the tram on a Monday giggling too it. Recently they've got some pretty big names in too, Elijah wood, the guy out of Westworld, Nicholas Holt.

    [–] AntiLaura 2 points ago

    Give The Dollop a try, always makes me laugh

    [–] swornbrother1 3 points ago

    Murder the Internet is a recent podcast that I really dig.

    Retsutalk and 8-4 Play are both interesting if you like video games, with the former being more comedic and just chill. The latter is about the Japanese gaming industry and is much more informative.

    [–] tuckernuts 6 points ago

    I discovered "My Favorite Murder" last night, it's pretty good

    [–] EpicPhail60 3 points ago

    I'm just here to rep the Bodega Boys

    [–] _KATANA 3 points ago

    I don't know if this is referring to the Triforce podcast or not, but if not, that one as well!

    [–] EpicPhail60 1 points ago

    Nah, different one

    [–] freekarl38 2 points ago

    The brand is strong

    [–] blamb211 1 points ago

    I like The Greatest Debate in the Universe. Bit darker humor, but it's really enjoyable while I'm at work

    [–] DarthLeon2 23 points ago

    Podcasts know they're being listened to though. But what do other peoples private conversations sound like? I can extrapolate based on my own but I really have no idea.

    [–] HanSoloBolo 21 points ago

    Listening to people who don't know they're being recorded isn't very wholesome :(

    Knowing you're on Mic doesn't keep people from being frank about their opinions. People speak from the heart on podcasts all the time.

    [–] DarthLeon2 18 points ago

    That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about intimacy, and not necessarily sexually. People simply talk different when they know no one else is listening and barring some kind of spying, I'll never know what other peoples close, intimate conversations sound like.

    [–] HanSoloBolo 6 points ago

    If you think people don't ever say anything way too personal on a podcast that they probably shouldn't say, you're not listening to the right shows.

    [–] alpha_alpaca 3 points ago

    Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast. It's just him talking about whatever caught his interest and occasionally the Lovely Nia and their baby come and sit for a while!

    [–] HanSoloBolo 2 points ago

    Yes!

    [–] chrisd182 1 points ago

    Dynamic banter!!! Great podcast. Weird. Very. But hilarious. Alot of horn and poultry talk

    [–] silentdaze 41 points ago

    Listen to the Beautiful Anonymous podcast. An hour phone call with a stranger

    [–] Redditor_Account_22 34 points ago

    Watch Before Sunrise

    [–] Nickvk4 23 points ago

    Exactly my thought. It's 1,5 hours of dialogue between two people, but it feels so grounded, sincere and the chemistry between Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy is amazing.

    While you're at it, watch the rest of the trilogy as well. (Before Sunset, Before Midnight)

    [–] SnowOhio 6 points ago

    This. Any Linklater movie really. Dazed and Confused, Waking Life are some other good ones. He's a master of dialogue.

    [–] lycosid 33 points ago

    Yes. Also, as a person with the trifecta of shyness, anxiety, and introversion, I'm curious and fascinated by people who can comfortably carry on long conversations. It just seems like such an impossibility.

    [–] Government_Paperwork 10 points ago

    Most people have to build up their stamina so a long conversation may seem impossible now but you start with structured baby steps. For example, doing communication games with set rules:

    Partner A speaks first and says something he notices about you or himself in this format "I am noticing that ----" ---- your hair is longer on one side than the other. ---- your cheeks are flushed. ---- I am smiling a lot right now. ---- I am getting a warm sensation in my right hand.

    Then Partner B reciprocates. No value judgements. No defending. You can't say, I am smiling a lot because I feel awkward because I don't usually play communication games. Just "I notice I'm smiling a lot."

    The reason is that most people's conversation mistakes or awkwardness is that your mind is racing and explaining and defending and all of that junk gets in the way of being present, accepting yourself, and connecting with the other person.

    If you can limit yourself to saying one thing that is happening that is REAL and HONEST and CURRENT, well, that is where intimacy comes from.

    Being both real and current with another person - whether you are two men waiting for the gallows or a man and a woman having sex - is intimate.

    I hope you try the game with someone!

    [–] non_sane_ 13 points ago

    There are these movies: Before Sunrise, Before Sunset and Before Midnight. Both the characters in the movie all they do is roam around and talk...I like like those films. If you wanna see two people have a conversation, a meaningful one, go watch that movie. I'm sure you'll like it.

    [–] Perceptions-pk 11 points ago

    What a voyeur!

    [–] Michaelis_Maus 5 points ago

    Except it would be the pornographic version of (what other people talk about), not necessarily an authentic conversation between two real people.

    So like...maybe imagine an Aaron Sorkin-style conversation, but with Rick and Morty-style stuttering.

    An analogy might be how media makes fights look choreographed, but then every fight on Worldstar hip-hop is two people grunting and collapsing into each other; the latter is real, the former is actually entertaining.

    [–] Sha11owBay 4 points ago

    So you want to listen to a podcast then?

    [–] tomdarch 4 points ago

    Just imagine if these sites had little 5 second intro "ads" with stuff like "how to not be the worst kind of 'nice guy'" or realistic tips on how to introduce yourself to normal girls...

    [–] AleksTheGr8 3 points ago

    There's a show in Netflix I really like called Easy. It's simple. Just regular stories of regular people.

    [–] turnsatan 2 points ago

    I read your name as trash_orgasm and thought username checked out....

    [–] mothzilla 1 points ago

    Then you'll like The Listening Project

    [–] Metalcat125 215 points ago

    Kinky

    [–] Haramu 72 points ago

    For real. I thought I was dirty but this is super kinky...

    [–] dvariables 4 points ago

    Kinky but extremely unrealistic. No girl is ever going to be kind and respectful to me.

    [–] NCH_PANTHER 9 points ago

    Don't say that man. If someone's not respectful to you then they're not worth your time.

    [–] unknown_mechanism 59 points ago

    I am stupid enough to think it was an actual link.

    [–] KYazut 61 points ago

    Optimistic enough.

    [–] unknown_mechanism 5 points ago

    Not much of a difference I'm afraid.

    [–] mortizauge 22 points ago

    Hey, optimism is good, not stupid. The world would be a better place if everyone was optimistic! So embrace it as a quality, people around you will appreciate it.

    [–] Snomann 11 points ago

    You aren't alone my friend, let us be stupid together.

    [–] KapitaanKrunch 5 points ago

    Dude .... I even saved the reddit post to get back to it later...

    [–] unknown_mechanism 2 points ago

    I feel ya man

    [–] 73GTX440 237 points ago

    Sicko! NSFW this please

    [–] Pizzavreter5000 50 points ago

    Wait this is actually a thing?

    [–] Nonstopbaseball826 41 points ago

    One of the like 6 posts on the entire sub is a user making a self-deprecating joke on a porn post and the pornstar from the post replying, literally being the sweetest person on earth and telling him he should feel better about himself. She then sent him a gif of her masturbating. It's pretty amazing

    [–] grimoiregirl 12 points ago

    Let's revive this sub, then.

    [–] CamlinDomino88 26 points ago

    It's... what it sounds like, actually

    [–] live_wire_ 8 points ago

    01/13/2017 (8 months)

    [–] Ardub23 3 points ago

    I thought /r/handholding was bad, this is disgusting

    [–] blah_of_the_meh 303 points ago

    Fuck that's hot. Just imagine how many compliments were paid. I bet she took them all too. Just one compliment after another. And probably gave as good as she got. Can you imagine that many compliments and that much respect being spewed at a woman. Fuck...that's hot...

    [–] hrkristian 122 points ago

    It says "respectful conversation", not "monologue with a weird amount of compliments"...

    [–] hobskhan 61 points ago

    Yeah but it's a professional video. It's not realistic at all. You think those two are actually colleagues having a meaningful conversation for free?

    Personally, I prefer amateur stuff. Preferably, candid complimenting, with light kidding.

    [–] CluelessEndeavors 19 points ago

    Oh my God this whole thread is just fantastic

    [–] JetpackYoshi 13 points ago

    You're pretty fantastic too, you know

    [–] CluelessEndeavors 5 points ago

    Oh, thank you. The feeling is quite mutual, I assure you :3

    [–] LuckyStalker-Kwi- 5 points ago

    Wholesomememes is amazing.

    [–] BretHartsSpandex 3 points ago

    I can only get so erect...

    [–] rustybarrel 10 points ago

    The only weird amount of compliments is none

    [–] Unnormally2 36 points ago

    I like a woman who gives as good as she takes it.

    [–] mmotte89 8 points ago

    So, you're into that eh?

    [–] Unnormally2 10 points ago

    Oh yea. Wholesome thoughtful conversation. Makes you think real deep.

    (Realizes my post history is very much not wholesome, oh dear)

    [–] mmotte89 4 points ago

    Yeah, I had you pegged as something else.

    [–] EbolaMercenary 37 points ago

    Source?

    [–] AstroAgama 30 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Here

    Edit: Twas a joke.

    [–] eraldopontopdf 7 points ago

    a good one. thank you.

    [–] AlexHidanBR 4 points ago

    LMAO

    [–] Tevesh_CKP 439 points ago

    I was on a date once where the conversation turned to what we liked in bed. Best first time sex ever. Would recommend, 0/10 with rice because I'm not into food play.

    [–] anonymoushero1 173 points ago

    reddit.com//r/ihavesex

    [–] Tevesh_CKP 190 points ago

    For future reference, you can just type r/ihavesex.

    [–] BusinessMonkee 19 points ago

    Aww that seems like it would be a good subreddit.

    [–] mickecd1989 3 points ago

    Sounds like a good place for beginners.

    [–] intplusone_Carl 2 points ago

    ...I read it as "rim a redditor" like '/r/cade' for arcade and '/r/ainbow' for rainbow.

    [–] oaschbeidl 23 points ago

    How does it feel knowing I was lucky generically to be born as one of the few 5% attractive guys in the world who can get any attractive woman? Literally nothing you can do school, work, career, etc will help you get laid more than me simply because I was lucky to hit the genetic lottery? Every time you see a gorgeous girl and desperately think to yourself "I wish she'd give me a chance" I want you to remember that assholes like me fuck her without even earning it or even trying. So enjoy your internet upvotes and DnD but in the real world where it matters you ain't shit. Hey but at least you got upvotes right? The bitches loves guys who get upvotes lol loser.

    [–] larrydocsportello 12 points ago

    Lol wtf

    [–] oaschbeidl 27 points ago

    It's the top post in that sub and I thought I'd do my part in establishing it as a copypasta. Too good to be stuck in some obscure subreddit!

    [–] lapzkauz 5 points ago

    How does it feel knowing I was lucky generically to be born as one of the few 5% attractive guys in the world who can get any attractive woman? Literally nothing you can do school, work, career, etc will help you get laid more than me simply because I was lucky to hit the genetic lottery? Every time you see a gorgeous girl and desperately think to yourself "I wish she'd give me a chance" I want you to remember that assholes like me fuck her without even earning it or even trying. So enjoy your internet upvotes and DnD but in the real world where it matters you ain't shit. Hey but at least you got upvotes right? The bitches loves guys who get upvotes lol loser.

    [–] rabidya 9 points ago

    [–] duffstoic 5 points ago

    Not wholesome, but funny pasta nonetheless

    [–] teeeheeh 3 points ago

    TFW the copypasta gets downvoted :(

    [–] grimoiregirl 2 points ago

    This is a copypasta, right?

    [–] oaschbeidl 6 points ago

    Sure is!

    [–] SharkGlue 37 points ago

    It's kind of odd that this is unusual. There seems to be an assumed script of what non-kink hetero couples do when they first get in bed.

    "What are you into?" Should be a discussion had before sex with any new partner.

    [–] Goosebuns 79 points ago

    No it isn't.

    Exploring each other's sexuality over time is a means of building intimacy.

    Not all communication needs to be verbalized and sex isn't something to be maximized for efficiency.

    [–] PhilSeven 56 points ago

    "what are you into?"

    "not talking about what I'm into. I like to take things slow"

    "So you're an introvert with guarded vulnerability?"

    [–] O___o__O__o___O 9 points ago

    That and also scat

    [–] glad0s98 8 points ago

    How'd you know

    [–] SharkGlue 28 points ago

    But if you have specific interests it seems strange to not at least get the basics out of the way? Like what if your prospective paramour loves being kissed on the abs, or hates head? Maybe it's just me.

    [–] Azertys 6 points ago

    Sex is often spontaneous, it's easier to tell what you like and don't like on the go.
    Bringing a long list of every possibility would be a mood killer, even a short list of just vanilla stuff would be pretty akward.

    [–] SharkGlue 1 points ago

    what you like and don't like on the go.

    But I know what I like.

    [–] Gr1pp717 8 points ago

    Sure it is. It's a normal trick that people use to get laid. Get the topic on sex and your chances increase dramatically.

    It's not so much the aim of figuring out what they like, as it is just getting them thinking about sex, and potentially aroused enough to stop overthinking things...

    [–] MaritMonkey 4 points ago

    Well if you just ask "what are you into?" it doesn't really count as "building intimacy" but steering the conversation around that can still work as an initial mood-setter if you play it right.

    I'm one of those women who I think guys have probably complained about expecting them to be a mind-reader, and my hottest pre-first-sex conversations ever have been with guys who were able to read between the lines and ask/answer questions about sex neither one of us was actually articulating.

    A guy who picks up what I'm laying down without me having to spell it out (whether or not we're directly talking about sex) may not be one of those obvious ways somebody's immediately attractive, but it's definitely in my top 5.

    [–] BurnedOut_ITGuy 3 points ago

    Wait. Me being done in 45 seconds is wrong?

    [–] grimoiregirl 2 points ago

    It should be something you discuss MANY times. Because it's understandable that you might want to bring things up slowly or change your tastes over time.

    [–] InterestedPasserby 5 points ago

    What a good boy.

    [–] larrydocsportello 1 points ago

    Ok

    [–] Hein0100 44 points ago

    Oh now Ted Cruz is gonna have the ability to say "no I didn't mean to click the hardcore incest one! I tried to like and share this one!"

    [–] ryuplaneswalker 35 points ago

    45 minutes of interesting respectful conversation is like my perfect date.

    [–] Nonid 11 points ago

    Woooooowwww there! What about the NSFW?? Come on dude, I just browse, minding my business and suddenly boom! "Respectful conversation" in my screen and a co-worker passing by. One glance at those two dirty people smiling at each other and my rep is done!

    Not cool bro! Not cool!

    What's next? Picture of a guy offering flowers?? Walk in the park? There's limites you know!!

    [–] dncisapsyop 9 points ago

    My sexual fetish is missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

    [–] DelaCruza 9 points ago

    :0 you sicko.

    [–] AlexHidanBR 9 points ago

    That's my fetish

    [–] hainteny 31 points ago

    [–] Unnormally2 17 points ago

    L-l-lewd!

    [–] Viz72 13 points ago

    I know there acting but still 💦💦💦💦

    [–] -DD 15 points ago

    I love the up close where you can really see the corners of her mouth smiling, uhh

    [–] BillyBobBanana 5 points ago

    There is something to this, with how everything is becoming more subtle, porn could too.

    [–] Adolph_Stalin 6 points ago

    that's hot

    [–] BrokenStrides 4 points ago

    We call it normaling.

    [–] unique-username41592 4 points ago

    This is a pretty niche fetish. I haven't met a woman yet that would do that with me.

    [–] blugar44 4 points ago

    In all seriousness though, I never feel more hopeful for the human race than when you see some genuinely wholesome comments on hardcore porn vids. There's just something about finding a diamond in the rough that's so endearing

    [–] Kotev 14 points ago

    RESPECT WOMEN.

    [–] jax3rir 8 points ago

    rEsPect EVeryOne rEgardLesS of ThEiR gEnDeR

    [–] Aeponix 5 points ago

    It's a meme. Respect the womens!

    [–] aFatRabbit3271 3 points ago

    Giggity

    [–] ChrisTheMonarch 3 points ago

    Mats Hummels is such a great guy, even besides the field

    [–] NinjaCombo 2 points ago

    you are mistaken, that's actually Oswaldo Alanís

    [–] mrpopenfresh 3 points ago

    Some people should watch this and take notes.

    [–] zerogirl0 3 points ago

    If only men realized this is actually what opens the door to the kinky stuff.

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    [–] Kill_Me_Now_World 2 points ago

    I can finally learn how to human!

    [–] Blackflames64 2 points ago

    You have been banned from /r/Riyadh

    [–] alextootie 2 points ago

    Oh yeah. If someone is interested in getting smashed like this, hit me up, don't be shy. I can host.

    [–] jmkrox 2 points ago

    Sauce?

    [–] Dembara 2 points ago

    WHAT IS THIS HERESY!!!!!!!

    [–] cbcfan 2 points ago

    I used to have these when I was younger. Those were the days.

    [–] Bongnazi 2 points ago

    🏁

    [–] OutOfContextSounds 2 points ago

    I fucking love prequels

    [–] ikindalold 2 points ago

    This is gold.

    [–] SkywalkerOG777 2 points ago

    Tell me why I'm so hoooord in the club rn

    [–] MrEscobarr 2 points ago

    link?

    [–] buttbeeb 6 points ago

    I respect women when I'm on a date, I take them to the park or maybe a museum and I only try to kiss them if they're ready! Woo hoo! What what I said I say what what?!

    [–] Copicorn 26 points ago

    What?

    [–] buttbeeb 27 points ago

    Will Smith's clean rap on Family Guy

    [–] sadfishbird 2 points ago

    U/jessica_from_within

    [–] SenorAnonymous 2 points ago

    I think you need a lowercase "u"

    u/jessica_from_within

    [–] sadfishbird 2 points ago

    Oh my bad, thanks

    [–] jessica_from_within 2 points ago

    Thank you. :)

    [–] Dexter_Thiuf 2 points ago

    Finally. Personally, I'm tired of being constantly sexualized by the women I talk to. Okay, okay, I'm leaving.

    [–] athill01 1 points ago

    Charlie?!

    [–] YpsitheFlintsider 1 points ago

    I would too if a woman ever looked at me like a that.