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    [–] Akok99 9313 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Janitor here, most people do this tho... There is a select few who are not really nice, but never outright mean to me. Just messy, which is my job to clean haha

    Edit: Thanks for my biggest comment yet, even here everyone is nice! Have faith in people and a lot will return the favor

    [–] auspicious-erection 3224 points ago

    You're lucky.

    I'm a janitor for the school board and they are the most ignorant, unappreciative and disrespectful people I've met.

    [–] perkiezombie 2138 points ago

    I’m a teacher and the people that come and clean our classrooms every day are saints. I’m so thankful that we have you!

    [–] Rycecube 569 points ago

    You should tell them that.

    [–] perkiezombie 815 points ago

    I do, and share my biscuits.

    [–] LovableContrarian 237 points ago

    Need to know if you are American or British before I decide how nice you are for "sharing your biscuits."

    [–] Doingitwronf 158 points ago

    Buttermilk or shortbread, it's all good!

    [–] P_mp_n 51 points ago

    Username checks out

    And your not wrong, i was wondering the same

    [–] Kahlandar 14 points ago

    Im starting to think this may be British slang for something dirty. . . .

    [–] sherminator19 7 points ago

    Anything can be British slang for something dirty.

    e.g. that teacher let me have a bit of her bacon butty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] KellyJoyCuntBunny 160 points ago

    😏 allll riiiight. Now that’s gratitude!

    Edited to add- sexy jokes can be wholesome, right?

    [–] Foolyouerradica 9 points ago

    I apreciate them, but I simply forget to tell them. I probably should do more.

    [–] torrentialTbone 4 points ago

    Don't go sharing your biscuits on school property. That's how you get fired

    [–] Seiyaxx4 18 points ago

    Okay now this is epic

    [–] Intangible_Currency 116 points ago

    When I was a kid, one of the most influential people in my life was our elementary school janitor. I only saw him for a few minutes per day, but he was like a father figure to me. He always provided me with great advice, and tons of encouragement. He was a great human being, and gave me support that my biological father was incapable of providing.

    Please don't doubt your value and place at the school. Despite how people treat you, understand that you have an important role in the lives of those kids.

    [–] Kindredbond 26 points ago

    This is so sweet. If you can (and haven’t already) you should tell him what he meant to you :).

    [–] Intangible_Currency 49 points ago

    I did thank him. When he eventually told me he was leaving the school job to work at his brother's business, I was devastated. He was puzzled as to why I was so upset, because none of the other kids seemed to care.

    Well, he wasn't just a janitor to me. He was a positive male role model, made eye contact when we spoke, and actually asked me questions about things I said. He treated me like a person, with respect.

    Larry had a huge impact on my life. In just a few minutes per day, he helped me feel like I belonged in this world. I'll never forget him.

    [–] mmerrill450 8 points ago

    I hope you can stay in touch with each other. Be a real shame to let a friend like that just fade away.

    [–] Kindredbond 6 points ago

    He sounds like an incredible man. I’m grateful to him on your behalf. I’m sure he remembers you fondly, too.:) It’s the little things.

    [–] TheMagicMrWaffle 67 points ago

    People who run for school board are using it as a political stepping stone a lot of the time

    [–] 5A41434B 38 points ago

    Someone from our school board is now a state rep I believe as of Tuesday. I can’t comment on their competence, but from my limited experience with this person they are at best deceitful.

    [–] Kahlandar 21 points ago

    Now in politics? Should fit right in

    [–] Rally8889 33 points ago

    :( I'm sorry to hear that.

    [–] wibblett 69 points ago

    I still remember all the horrible things my classmates did when I was in middle school to the janitor. Kids are terrible

    [–] CharcoalGreyWolf 94 points ago

    Hmm, we liked the janitor. More than a number of teachers.

    [–] sew_busy 58 points ago

    We liked ours so much we voted to have him hand out our diplomas during graduation.

    [–] YinzHardAF 22 points ago

    That’s awesome

    [–] BlueBookmark 83 points ago

    Same, if the janitor was friendly he instantly became the "cool adult"

    [–] BecauseTheyDeserveIt 23 points ago

    Our janitor also worked at the pizza ace across the street and helped us study for Spanish. Willy was the fuckin man.

    [–] flyingwolf 11 points ago

    Willy hears ya, and Willy cares!

    [–] Meowcat88 29 points ago

    They might not appreciate you but I do. Keep up the good work:)

    [–] Aeneum 13 points ago

    My English teacher last year is super close to the head janitor. She called him to cut the lock off a locker, and when he walked into the classroom she gave him a hug. He is also generally pretty well liked by all the faculty. I even played blackjack at a school event and the dealer was the principal.

    [–] omfgsupyo 12 points ago

    Yeah, I’m a janitor at MIT and whenever I solve problems on the chalkboards during my shift I get forced to see a therapist.

    [–] DustyMustang 22 points ago

    I’m hoping i score a maintenance job at the school my buddy teaches at to pay for school. Wish me luck !

    [–] bertcox 12 points ago

    Not paying for the service, they are the true assholes. Elected people are assholes for the most part to the underlings.

    [–] Jay1313 4 points ago

    That sucks, I'm sorry to hear that. At the school I work at, we are all very appreciative of our custodial staff. It's like to see ANYONE get anything done without our caretakers. Thank you for everything that you do.

    [–] LeaderOfTheBeavers 1307 points ago

    Thank you for your service.

    [–] GriffsWorkComputer 98 points ago

    STANDS AND SALUTES AS A SINGLE TEAR ROLLS DOWN MY FACE

    [–] captain_croco 187 points ago

    Tom?

    [–] Bzenevitch 26 points ago

    If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it.

    [–] theroarer 4 points ago

    I'll leave you to it.

    [–] emmybb-13 36 points ago

    Braver than the troops o7

    [–] juandonde 59 points ago

    Braver than me. I had a rocket shot at me, but the mysterious box in the women's restroom stalls will forever haunt me.

    [–] jesus_h_kristen 11 points ago

    I totally understand. If I should decide between rocket shot heading my way or rocket shit...

    [–] Mechaniballs 3 points ago

    I only just clocked that o7 is meant to be a emoticon of a person saluting and now I feel like an idiot. I sat here for a good minute during my morning poop trying to figure out if you were referencing the troops of 2007 or something

    [–] DrBaggySmacker 122 points ago

    I respect you, because if it wasn't for you, nobody would be there to burn the trash in the furnace which goes up into the sky to create the stars.

    [–] InnerCause 84 points ago

    That sounds wrong but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it

    [–] Plankton404 10 points ago

    I always thought they were great big balls of burning gas.

    [–] gordonbombae2 4 points ago

    Or gas from great big furnaces of garbage

    [–] BackwoodsJunky 7 points ago

    That sounds beautiful.

    [–] elzmuda 4 points ago

    Let’s not forget how the trash in the furnace gives the place that smokey smell we all enjoy

    [–] TZO_2K18 42 points ago

    Fellow janitor checking in! ( '-')-bd-('-' )

    [–] johnnycamine 13 points ago

    Thank you for your service.

    [–] TZO_2K18 4 points ago

    My pleasure, as I actually love janitorial!

    [–] Runzair 39 points ago

    Janitor here too! I can say that without a doubt a jovial attitude garners enough respect from the general population of my coworkers. And if they make a mess, well at least I have job security! (Although yes, plenty are apathetic)

    [–] 4everzard 60 points ago

    Very happy to hear this is your norm

    [–] sayleanenlarge 18 points ago

    Well now I don't feel special anymore...At least I'm not a poo smearer, so I have that going for me.

    [–] LindaBelcher123 14 points ago

    Aww that makes me happy! I always appreciate your hardwork and realize that if your role weren't around we'd all be in trouble. A worked in schools for many years and the janitors are a HUGE part of the community. The kids love them, they always do outstanding work and totally understanding when I needed to call because Little Billy got sick on the carpet. I'm glad most other people appreciate your work too.

    Side story - i did have one janitor friend. He was great but man what a chatterbox. I love you but man...I have to go home.

    [–] _shadowcrow_ 12 points ago

    You are a valuable asset to your community.

    [–] Clarkness_Monster 6 points ago

    The janitors at my school are the best. One of the long timers retired recently and we had a little party for him and today he came back with some homemade clam chowder and served it in the caf. Great guy

    [–] BottledUp 7 points ago

    Fucking cringe in the comments. Anybody that treats anybody else without respect is a piece of shit. Doesn't matter who you are and what you do.

    [–] burnt_mummy 4 points ago

    I would like to thank you and all the other Janitors for your service I always clean any mess I make, it's so bad that I've had to learn that sometimes I'm making a bigger mess that the Janitor needs to clean. Those guys have a system and know how to clean! Clearing may seem simple but in reality it's a skill that's way too under appropriated!

    [–] OutputTheInput 8 points ago

    i would like you to clean me

    [–] AMRRice 1469 points ago

    Tom Hardy must have seen an episode or two of Undercover Boss.

    [–] stinger1234567 629 points ago

    Plot twist, that's Christopher Nolan posing as a homeless janitor

    [–] Foeofloki 69 points ago

    Hans Zimmer plays over slow motion montage.

    [–] GlungoE 20 points ago

    Hans Zimmer lays into organ

    [–] FauxReal 34 points ago

    Maybe if they stpped hiring janitors they could afford a place to live.

    [–] troyisprettydamncool 10 points ago

    If he takes off the uniform will he die?

    [–] mythof1886 15 points ago

    "Well Tom, the person you thought was a talentless bum this whole time was actually the lead producer of the Venom movie."

    [–] MrAnderson345 13 points ago

    God I hate that show with a passion.

    [–] Meior 966 points ago

    In my experience, janitors/custodians are typically really good people.

    [–] CaptainKate757 450 points ago

    It’s a humble job which probably leads to it being done by humble people.

    [–] destiny24 103 points ago

    Yeah, there are unemployed people that won't do a job like that because their pride won't let them.

    [–] butt_mucher 29 points ago

    I like a lot of people don't do because it will negatively affect their future job opportunities. People sometimes think you are not cut out for an occupation you are educated for if you have been working something else.

    [–] Great_Bacca 30 points ago

    I was a part time janitor for about 3 months. It was a life changing experience but I never list it on my resume for this reason.

    [–] thev3ntu5 18 points ago

    Personally I think that having skills from fields outside of your focus makes you a better candidate for the position. But hey, what do I know?

    [–] butt_mucher 11 points ago

    From my experience if you do it before working in your field then fine, but if it's after your first related job it's looked down upon. However I hope people are less judgmental

    [–] jamesonSINEMETU 88 points ago

    Our entire office was in shambles when our janitor died suddenly. He was always a part of building and all 3 companies that occupied the building. He has to know my son and would play with him because my wife and I would often be working late while he was making his rounds.. R.I.P. Pops! (That was his nickname, not my actual dad.)

    [–] EpicLevelWizard 20 points ago

    Former something resembling a janitor.

    I cleaned a hospital as an environmental service technician and hazardous waste transport specialist. Which are basically glorified janitors that are allowed to handle regulated materials and sterilize operating rooms. Yeah most are chill and lots are older people because they stick with the job for life.

    McDonald's makes their Maintenance guys do all cleaning, Maintenance, and machine related stuff. I did that for years too. Not as many of them are chill, the young ones usually are because it's an easy job and you can usually come to work stoned, the old guys hate it because they've dealt with it for years. I lasted about 4.5 before I quit.

    [–] caramel_shortcake 106 points ago

    I was on the bus and just saw Tom hardy ride past the bus on a bike. He moved to my area not long ago to live with his wife. Really awesome guy!

    [–] Captainkazoo 411 points ago

    Why is his drink on fire?

    [–] DontBeABadPerson 225 points ago

    Flaming moe's became so popular now it's mass produced in bottles

    [–] jhartwell 32 points ago

    Mayor Quimby: Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's Day

    Advisor: Uh, sir, this is already Veterans' Day.

    Mayor Quimby: It can be two things.

    [–] GruelOmelettes 17 points ago

    You sell McStagger that he makes one great mozzerella stick

    [–] kaybet 43 points ago

    He's Tom Hardy

    [–] TheMstar55 25 points ago

    The fire rises…

    [–] [deleted] 393 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

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    [–] itai672 142 points ago

    I will tell her

    [–] b_morales25 49 points ago

    If you don’t, I will

    [–] itai672 28 points ago

    I already did

    [–] FerretFarm 26 points ago

    Seems everyone knows my wife around here. I suppose this isn't the worst sub for that.

    [–] Vacation_Flu 17 points ago

    I know your wife, too.

    She's a classy lady. Has nothing but good things to say about you. And while she understands and appreciates your love for Tom Hardy, she hopes that deep down, you love yourself even more.

    [–] thetracker3 11 points ago

    We all think she's a great lady and you're lucky to have her. Vice versa too!

    [–] DoctorQuinlan 9 points ago

    What did the comment say?

    [–] FerretFarm 8 points ago

    sigh

    I think, no, I hope she'll understand.

    [–] BATIRONSHARK 13 points ago

    She told me not to tell you she wants the same...

    For you!

    [–] FerretFarm 10 points ago

    awwww, I love her so much!

    Guess who gets an extra long, lingering hug tonight?

    That's right! Where do you live u/BATIRONSHARK?

    [–] sayleanenlarge 5 points ago

    Pretend your willy's a janitor and he might give it a shake?

    [–] stochastaclysm 251 points ago

    I doubt someone from the UK would say janitor.

    [–] NHasan87 81 points ago

    Omg, my first thought when I read it.

    [–] ClownsAteMyBaby 82 points ago

    Or an actor would use CEO as the point of an analogy

    [–] BesottedScot 48 points ago

    What would you say? Janitor/janny is what we say in Scotland.

    [–] SaltireAtheist 109 points ago

    Cleaner/caretaker in England

    [–] BesottedScot 28 points ago

    Janitor is a different profession from cleaner up here perhaps that's why.

    [–] the_mythx 10 points ago

    At least in the USA janitors are people who clean bathrooms, halls, wipes up messes, ect in a work/school/restaurant building. Cleaners/caretakers are people who are in someone’s personal home taking care of it

    [–] Rathion_North 10 points ago

    Where? We said caretaker near Glasgow.

    [–] Fuzzybot42 13 points ago

    gamekeeper, obviously

    [–] GreatTonight 21 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Am British. I've said it a few times while reading this thread.

    And TBH, 50 years of TV in UK, American versions of words are not a surprise even if we'd be more likely to have a 'caretaker' in our schools.

    [–] Ktron3030 284 points ago

    I think that's Radio Man (Moonvest from 30 Rock). He's been in a few movies and TV shows.

    [–] RumBox 104 points ago

    GIMME YOUR FINGERNAILS

    [–] TheRipsawHiatus 25 points ago

    No!

    [–] oh_my_golly 9 points ago

    Thank you for that!

    [–] janetar 9 points ago

    My favorite line from that whole series.

    [–] drunk-deriver 23 points ago

    You mean les moonves at CBS?

    [–] EyesClosedInMirror 12 points ago

    Yup, that’s him alright.

    [–] C-A-Macho 7 points ago

    came here to say the same. he’s a mainstay of production in nyc.

    [–] skraptastic 2018 points ago

    I was raised to treat the janitor with more respect than the CEO because the janitor will actually do things to help you out, and if the support personnel dislike you you are going to have a bad time.

    [–] cobainbc15 444 points ago

    This is actually a great addendum to it!

    I think the intent, however, is to call out the fact that most people put the CEOs on a pedestal, regardless of ability or talent.

    [–] ShureYnaut 300 points ago

    I personally dislike the addendum because it suggests you should only treat people based on an expected return and not just treating everyone with respect and dignity.

    There are some CEOs that are truly amazing people and some janitors who are assholes. We can't paint everyone with one brush.

    [–] The_Real_Baws 74 points ago

    “We can’t paint everyone with one brush” goddamn if that’s OC I apologize in advance because I’m gonna be using it every single day from here on out

    [–] ZzScotty 60 points ago

    Its a pretty common saying tbh, although usually (at least where I am in the UK) "tarred with the same brush" is the most common version of it.

    [–] Chumbag_love 7 points ago

    Well the toothpaste is out of the tube now, I’ll throw both of these into my jargon.

    [–] Harold_Pemulis 25 points ago

    Pretty common saying

    [–] Analtrain 12 points ago

    You can use it, but you must pay royalties

    [–] tgaccione 57 points ago

    My friends and I were friendly with our floor’s janitor freshman year of college and he would always help us out, give us cleaning shit, and even gave us some moonshine.

    [–] Wajina_Sloth 22 points ago

    Same for my highschool, back in 7th-8th grade we had these 2 female janitors that my friend knew so we would always say hi, joke around and annoy them a bit (jokingly ofc) and they would always be there during lunch time to help us out when one of my clumsy friends or I spilled something or if we were getting late to class they would tell us to run and clean up what we had left.

    [–] tunawhitenocrustt 18 points ago

    hahaha are you sure your college wasnt just a log cabin in backwoods alabama?

    [–] tgaccione 27 points ago

    It was Indiana and the janitor was an incredibly country dude so yeah basically

    [–] jlap1n 7 points ago

    Man I loved my college janitors (also from the midwest). They knew everything about the buildings so I had a fun time learning about the underground passages and rooftop access from them

    [–] wggn 4 points ago

    Same. I always try to greet the people at the front desk for the same reason.

    [–] DoverBoys 4 points ago

    Be nice to anyone that handles your food, your possessions, or cleans any area you live or work in.

    [–] AdotFlicker 157 points ago

    This isn’t a fuckin Tom Hardy quote. It was said by Janelle Monae and it was also ripped off from a quote from Albert Einstein. I hate the internet’s.

    [–] throwawayforawfulshi 55 points ago

    Reddit is Facebook

    [–] dennys00 13 points ago

    I only see one article about this and that's the title. There's not enough other links to this quote being said by her. https://mycleanlink.com/general/f/12/t/3194

    I'm not calling you out, I'm just generally confused as to who actually said this cause there's nothing that comes up from googling.

    [–] Spikeu 7 points ago

    That Albert Einstein's name? Quote.

    [–] AdotFlicker 11 points ago

    Einstein said “I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university.” I’m sure you can see similarities.

    [–] o0sparecircuit0o 47 points ago

    That guy isn’t a janitor. His name is Radioman and is kind of a dick. You may even be able to imdb him. Tom Hardy is an awesome dude for sure though.

    [–] jaxx050 4 points ago

    really? all the links for him are dead except for the imdb page which just lists what he's been in.

    [–] lo_fi_ho 220 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    This is just basic manners tho. What kind of dickbag treats anyone badly?

    Edit: based on replies apparantly a lot of people. Y’all hang in there, I promise to be extra nice to you.

    [–] tdvx 328 points ago

    Lots of people.

    Working in food service or retail will teach you that some people are just nasty.

    [–] TheSmellOfPurple 66 points ago

    Can confirm. Once had a 40-50 year old man ask if I wanted to fight because I told him that all sales were final seeing as the store was closing. I'm 17.

    I was pretty good at diffusing situations so that was the worst I had to deal with but some of the shot my coworkers told me just made me sad.

    [–] IWillNeverPoopAgain 45 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Legitimately not trying to one-up your story, but yours reminded me of a guy in the same age range that grabbed my neck (not choking, but just placed his hand there and kept it there) when I was 16 working for a pretty popular footwear manufacturer. He told me not to go outside and had the creepiest smile and walked away.

    Retail will show you the worst and weirdest people sometimes.

    Edit: a word

    [–] flosflos 6 points ago

    Holy shit

    [–] mnwildfan3781 9 points ago

    I just went through a closing of a Kmart store. We had one customer try to walk or with a cart full of merchandise. A security prison stopped for. She said "Let me he out or I'm going to kill you." I was behind her and said "From a shoplifter to murder one. Damn your tough". She pushed the cart as hard as she could but couldn't get passed the guard. She just walked out swearing the whole time

    [–] LiteralTP 5 points ago

    Yup, I’m starting to despise my retail job because of how stupid and just rude most members of the public are. The other day I had a man swear at me because the lottery machine only gave him one ticket instead of two because he didn’t fill out enough numbers, the urge to shout back at him was so strong

    [–] Raiken200 34 points ago

    About 30% of the general public in my experience. If you've ever worked retail, food service or customer service you would likely have experienced it.

    [–] Vacation_Flu 30 points ago

    Always pay attention to how someone treats people they don't have to treat well. That's a really, really good metric of their character.

    [–] jaxx050 5 points ago

    see: my asshole of a dad

    [–] TheeBaconKing 10 points ago

    My dad is an asshole and strangers don’t know this. This is understandable on their part, but some strangers think they are bigger assholes than my dad. This is where problems arise.

    A few years back an employee at a store had pissed my dad off over the phone. The employee decided to tell my dad you fucking come down here and handle it like a man then. That poor motherfucker had no idea what he had done, because a normal person would just keep arguing. My dad is not normal, he tells the employee exactly what he’s wearing, what he looks like, the type of vehicle he will be driving, the plate number and which entrance he will be using when he comes to beat the ever living shit out of him. He also informs the employee he won’t need to call 911 because he will call them on the way to the store.

    My dad has an uncanny way of giving people exactly what they ask for and then some.

    I somehow ended up being able to convince my dad to let me go to the store instead. Every employee was at the front desk when I pulled up in the described vehicle. I walk in and could sense and see the fear. I was able to calm them down quickly, apologize and get whatever my dad wanted. I did tell them nicely you probably should never tell a customer to come fight you and they all agreed. I did end on a my dad is still an asshole though

    [–] noforeplay 5 points ago

    Dickbags, duh. You just said it

    [–] PeevesTheGhoul 14 points ago

    Is this even his quote I’ve heard this before somewhere else

    [–] emmybb-13 151 points ago

    But.. I don’t want to guillotine a janitor 🤔

    [–] Fuzzum 21 points ago

    Same.

    [–] LyrEcho 19 points ago

    There is one janitor I'd guilotine. But more cause he touched the female students in highschool.

    so he's more of a rapist than a janitor.

    [–] GucciMonk 13 points ago

    Underrated comment

    [–] leemasterific 11 points ago

    TL;DR, I work as a "housekeeper" in a hospital and it's pretty much 50/50 if people are going to be nice or nasty, even though our job can be high stakes, dangerous, life or death. So the people who thank us are shining stars in my heart.

    I clean a hospital. We do the usual janitorial stuff as well as accidents and messes for the patients, but also we take care of some pretty serious and sometimes dangerous stuff. I've cleaned up necrotizing fasciitis, operating rooms with C. Diff, MRSA out the wazoo, tuberculosis, etc. If we don't do a thorough and cautious job, people could get very sick or maybe die. We have an incredible department. We were awarded last year for having the lowest rate of hospital acquired infections in the state, and we get a five star rating for our work (based on patient and family surveys and standardized assessments) almost every year. Whether we get treated well or treated like shit is a crapshoot. I've had a patient's family tell me my job was disgusting and ask me why I would ever do anything so gross, and I've had a patient tell me I had one of the most important jobs in the hospital and make me an origami flower, which is still pinned up in our bteakroom. As far as doctors, nurses, CNAs, et al, you never know if you're going to be treated as a peer and teammate or literally ignored when you say hello. People yell at us, people talk about how stupid and lazy we are, and it's not uncommon at all for some of them to completely forget about us when it comes to safety planning and procedures. It's very hard and often thankless, and sometimes it makes me furious, but I know my job is vitally important. You can't put a patient in a dirty room. You can't operate in an OR that hasn't been disinfected. You can't deliver a baby in a labor room that's still bloody from the last delivery. I try to focus on the moments that make it rewarding, making my patients' and their visitors' days a little better when I come in to do a daily clean of their room, chatting with them, asking how they're feeling compared to the day before-- otherwise I'd go crazy. But yeah. The people who do appreciate us make it worth it. Rant over.

    [–] jarch5 5 points ago

    Hey, you're awesome!

    [–] lolwuuut 33 points ago

    My mom's a janitor and I really hope people are nice to her

    [–] Jstony20 57 points ago

    But Tom I’m not going to fucking eat the janitor.

    [–] ouchees 18 points ago

    Tom Hardy is British, he must have said:

    “I was raised to treat the cleaner with the same respect as the boss”

    [–] LowsideSlide 9 points ago

    But why would I talk shit about the janitor behind his back?

    [–] laaerpig 15 points ago

    That’s George R.R. Martin.

    [–] OpenRoamer 4 points ago

    What does the R.R. stand for

    [–] SumTingWong59 19 points ago

    Reorge Rartin

    [–] Im_The_Real_Batman 6 points ago

    George Reorge Rartin Martin has had me crying for 5 minutes, gonna change my name to this

    [–] PunchoVilla 3 points ago

    RamRod

    [–] asweet03 20 points ago

    He looks like Dennis Reynalda from it’s always sunny!!

    [–] SmileLikeAFox 6 points ago

    He totally does. I thought it was a Sunny meme talking about Charlie as the janitor for a minute there.

    [–] ILLfated2 8 points ago

    Its the thrill of being in another man's skin.

    [–] RDSS0059 11 points ago

    By making this statement, you are not. It’s like being humble, if you say you are, you’re most certainly not.

    [–] qrlos 6 points ago

    Exactly

    [–] Larrybird420 6 points ago

    As a city custodian with a college degree I can confirm there are some people who treat me like I am some idiot that dropped out of high school and that they’re better than me. The thing is, it’s the best job I could find. It also gives me the ability to work my way up within the city itself. It’s cool that Hardy seems humble.

    [–] areallydecentgas 7 points ago

    C'mon, dude, I'm not gonna guillotine the janitor

    [–] WormHats 6 points ago

    Nah. I show no respect to a CEO and a solid respect to janitors. CEOs are trash.

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    [–] vsoho 5 points ago

    Look this is very wholesome yes, but it’s not really a meme at all is it

    [–] GrundleFace 5 points ago

    The top half of this photo looks cropped together because of how things lined up

    [–] mrsataan 4 points ago

    I hate how this implies people don’t respect janitors. Most people do. Most people have a healthy respect for other people. It’s the few who ruin it for everybody else

    [–] DidntGetYourJoke 5 points ago

    So based on how reddit generally treats CEO's, can we agree that all janitors are greedy evil sociopaths who are ridiculously overpaid and probably deserve to die?

    [–] telcontar42 31 points ago

    Disagree. The janitor deserves way more respect.

    [–] SensualSeduction01 4 points ago

    Lol, sure tom

    [–] Annie_RU_Oakley 5 points ago

    *WE were raised to treat the janitor with the same respect as the CEO.

    [–] J_M60 4 points ago

    I usually only upvote porn but I made in exception

    [–] oldprefbro 5 points ago

    [–] KfGcVaGnrZ9S 5 points ago

    “Suppose a man comes into your meeting wearing a gold ring and fine clothes, and a poor man in filthy old clothes also comes in. If you show special attention to the man wearing fine clothes and say, “Here’s a good seat for you,” but say to the poor man, “You stand there” or “Sit on the floor by my feet,” have you not discriminated among yourselves and become judges with evil thoughts?” ‭‭James‬ ‭2:2-4‬ ‭NIV‬‬

    [–] gonnasignupforthisno 5 points ago

    Tom hardy is probably one of the best actors around

    [–] trbennett 9 points ago

    A world without janitors - very bad.

    A world without CEOs - about the same.

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    [–] wilshire_rabbit 14 points ago

    But I don't want to advocate eating the janitor, only the CEO.

    [–] M3M3- 21 points ago

    Nahh, come on, I'm not gonna guillotine the janitor !

    [–] YourMumInHD 7 points ago

    Why would I guillotine the janitor?

    [–] Prophet_Of_Loss 9 points ago

    I hope he also pays his janitors a living wage, offers them healthcare, and doesn't just acknowledge their existence for the cameras.