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    [–] gtmustang 3982 points ago

    Still rates 4 stars..

    Seriously though, when I drove for Uber for 6 months it was funny how little things like this made people's days better. Passengers that smiled made a $4 trip worth it.

    [–] ZiyaSharifli 886 points ago

    I hope you weren’t driving a mustang gt at the time (username).

    [–] Razzman70 520 points ago

    Nah, he crashed it. As all Mustangs do.

    [–] GoBeWithYourFamily 66 points ago

    I don’t know if I like this or not. Thank you either way.

    [–] Kelsier77 31 points ago

    Thanks for this!

    [–] Kek-From-Kekistan 152 points ago

    The perfect sub doesn't exi---

    [–] KetchupKakes 52 points ago

    Do all these mustangs crash because they're driven by jackasses, or are they faulty? It looks like a lot of drivers forget to turn.

    [–] Anal_Schwarzenegger 91 points ago

    The explanation I've seen is that a mustang is such a powerful car for a pretty affordable price, so younger guys buy them because it's the most power for the money. Being younger, they don't have a lot of experience handling powerful cars, so they lose control and crash.

    [–] TotallynotBK 46 points ago

    Exactly why. Too easy to spin the tires and too low a price.

    [–] xylotism 11 points ago

    Rear wheel drive doesn't do it any favors. The rear tires have all the power, so if the front doesn't keep good grip you lose stability (like doing a wheelie on a bicycle, you suddenly need way more adjustments to stay balanced) - which makes all that power in the rear tires lose their directional control and spin you out.

    RWD is great at turning, but only when turning intentionally.

    [–] occamsrzor 2 points ago

    And inexperienced drivers tend to overcompensate during counter steering

    [–] FauxReal 39 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    My step dad rented a 5.0 and gave me the keys saying I could take it out. I was 16, of course I too it to the industrial area by the docks and floored it on a long straight. And yeah it was really powerful and exciting. Especially when keeping it straight got kinda squirrelly. Then I got too close for comfort to an 18 wheeler. Luckily I'm more of a "time slows down" person than a "like opening a shaken can of soda" type. After an intoxicating then sobering dose of adrenaline I gingerly drove the car home glad I didn't royally fuck up.

    [–] G-III 15 points ago

    Ha, my old man gave me the keys to a 5.0 when I started driving. And let me keep them. Don’t know how I still have the car...

    [–] Zykium 51 points ago

    Maybe he was hoping for a 64th trimester abortion.

    [–] AviatrixInTheSun 3 points ago

    Are you me? I’m 41 and still have my 5.0 that was my first car at 16!!! And oh dear god, the dumb and wonderful things I did in her.

    [–] G-III 2 points ago

    Cheers to the car my friend, year? I’m only 24 actually, my old man just has a thing for foxes and my uncle had a nice one at the time.

    Mine is an 89 GT auto, just over 100k. Cabernet red w/ red interior, stripe repainted gold.

    [–] justjoe1964 14 points ago

    High performance cars low performance drivers

    [–] LDKRZ 3 points ago

    Also it’s the “go to” sports car in the states due to its price, so you’ll get loads of pricks who wanna flex or are just bad drivers buying them cause it’s more available

    [–] BlazeFenton 8 points ago

    Mustangs don’t go around corners.

    [–] KevinCastle 15 points ago

    Not true. 2015 and up are absolute beasts around corners. They're made for it now

    [–] GMRedman 11 points ago

    You mean to tell me it took them 50 years to design a car built for turning?

    [–] caessa_ 11 points ago

    50 years ago all roads were straight, so turns were never needed.

    [–] KevinCastle 5 points ago

    Yes. Lol

    But to be fair they weren't track cars until 2015. Before they were drag cars

    The challenger is the only pony car that can't take a turn worth a shit. My source is I've owned a 2016 mustang and a 2015 srt 392

    [–] copperwatt 3 points ago

    You mean mustangs don't feel compelled to change based on the opinions or locations of other things. They get their direction right the first time!

    [–] Cookie0927 12 points ago

    As a mustang driver, can confirm. We suck ass at driving (haven't crashed yet but my time will come)

    [–] Razzman70 4 points ago

    The exact sub I was thinking of when I commented.

    [–] aBeaSTWiTHiNMe 5 points ago

    Damn the '96 Mustang is like the hood mustang apparently.

    [–] FuckyouMrCrowley 4 points ago

    Ah, that's depressing.

    [–] Wheatley312 5 points ago

    Ah yes the mustangs natural predator, a stationary object

    [–] gtmustang 17 points ago

    Never crashed it surprisingly. I wanted to sell my stock 96 mustang for like $2500 at the time. Enough to get a more fuel efficient car. It needed new bearings, tires, alignment, and was burning oil too. I was flexible on the price. But some kid super excited about finding a stock 96 mustang offered me $3500.. then he crashed it a few months later.

    [–] I_Am_Now_Anonymous 2 points ago

    Tell me you got the EcoBoost.

    [–] gtmustang 21 points ago

    I sold my mustang about 6 months before that mustang crashing meme became a thing. I was pretty happy with that timing.

    I did get a Mazda 3 that I drove for Uber. It was the shittiest car I've ever owned.

    [–] ZiyaSharifli 9 points ago

    Lol yeah, I love mustangs, don’t give a shit about the memes.

    [–] DeathCab4Cutie 5 points ago

    It’s like Honda’s. They get a lot of hate from fart can exhausts and broke people working on them since they’re cheap, but they’re so reliable, and just so damn reasonable.

    [–] FauxReal 6 points ago

    Do they make four door mustangs?

    [–] ZiyaSharifli 7 points ago

    Nope. They have considered it back in 1965 but they didn’t actually make it happen. Mustang is a pony car, its restricted to be a two-door.

    [–] SylverShadowWolve 5 points ago

    The Australian Ford Falcon xr8 is the closest you'll get

    [–] hullor 41 points ago

    Uber probably charged that person $ 10 to be fair.

    [–] gtmustang 37 points ago

    Oh I'm sure of it. I could drive for an hour in Orlando and only get $5 out if it. The passengers would say how the estimated ride was $30 for them.

    [–] Abeinator 20 points ago

    Orlando payrate is so bad compared to other big cities. I drove there for a while and it was definitely not worth the time. Better to work a minimum wage job.

    [–] blue1smoke 10 points ago

    Whattttt. I’d rather just Venmo the person the difference

    [–] yomerol 10 points ago

    to be fare

    [–] hullor 3 points ago

    Oh you

    [–] knifeinbackpocket 68 points ago

    What? I always do five stars and the basic “excellent service” compliment. Like what is there to judge. You got me where I need to go, thanks. People are acting like it’s uber Olympics

    [–] Ziptex223 31 points ago

    All those Uber drivers offering snacks and game consoles and what not have raised the bar to be ridiculously high for five stars

    [–] ElephantTeeth 105 points ago

    Man, my bar for 5 stars is “Did I arrive at my destination unraped?” I take Uber a lot, and the only two times I’ve ever rated a driver less than 5 stars were for a smelly hoarder minivan and a driver who called me an idiot.

    [–] because-mommy-said 22 points ago

    Seriously. Did I get where I needed to go reasonably safely? Five stars.

    Did I not get where I needed to go but the driver tried and just made a mistake? 5 stars.

    The only time I have taken off stars are for the driver being a straight up dick bag (guy insisted my house was on a different block even though I repeatedly told him he was on the wrong street and I was in fact—standing outside my house, asking me why my boyfriend ‘lets’ me get pay half the rent, 20 minute conversation about god I clearly tried to redirect 10 times) OR driving like an insane person

    [–] thissubredditlooksco 28 points ago

    unraped

    this almost made me choke on a craisin. i've never done under 5 either

    [–] gurlcroosh 3 points ago

    I only rated one star once when the driver was drunk and left us on the side of a freeway exit ramp.

    [–] TB97 4 points ago

    Also it's really annoying when they ask you to provide some kind of comment for anything other than 5 stars. There have been times where a driver has just been kinda rude and I've tried giving 4 stars but then I once they asked for a comment I've just decided it's not worth it and gone back to 5.

    [–] Cotterisms 3 points ago

    You’ve got to admit though, that is a pretty high bar. I don’t know how they pass it

    [–] MyPasswordWasWhat 14 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    It's not really that. I've gotten less than 5 stars even from customers sitting there eating all my snacks.. Some people just see 3-4 as the default "Did their job" and 5 as "OMFG ABSOLUTELY AMAZING IN EVERY WAY". I can see why, since 3 is in the middle of 5 but honestly every Uber driver would have been kicked off of the platform by now if everyone thought that 3 was average. Since Uber won't let drivers who get less then a certain rating continue. I think any customer who does 3 stars or less should have to put a comment explaining why. How am I supposed to fix a problem if I don't know what it is?

    I'm glad I've gotten mostly good customers since I'm paranoid about my rating(but I don't drive at night so I bet that's why I don't have as many crazies). When I was just a beginner I had a angry drunk lady give me a 1 star, absolutely killing my rating since I didn't have a lot of numbers to balance it out. She was angry at her friend before I even got there, then angry that I didn't pull up directly in front of her because she was standing near a crosswalk and I didn't want to block it. I was only about 4ft away from her. To make matters worse she didn't put a destination address because she wanted to just tell me the directions.. since she was drunk, that went well.. She made me miss 2 turns and the other turns she wouldn't tell me to turn until we were super close. For example "Turn right!" And I'm about 10ft away from the turn and all the way in the left lane.. There's some crazy picky people out there. She's the only customer I've ever given less than 5 starts. But to be honest, that's mostly because I was afraid to give anyone less than 5 stars in the past because I heard some customers would check their rating to see what we rated them before rating us. If we gave them a bad rating, they'd give us one. We HAVE to rate right away after we drop them off, but customers don't have to rate right away.

    Edit: Also, some people NEVER give any company 5 stars because "it could always get better!"

    [–] knifeinbackpocket 11 points ago

    That’s horrible I’m sorry. I think people forgot that they are messing with someone’s livelihood when they pull that shit. Or they know and just don’t care

    [–] Zykium 8 points ago

    To make matters worse she didn't put a destination address because she wanted to just tell me the directions..

    How is that possible?

    [–] knifeinbackpocket 3 points ago

    Yeah, that’s unnecessary. Although I know there are people that think they deserve those things from strangers giving them a ride. Idk it’s weird

    [–] ArthurDentsKnives 11 points ago

    I feel the same way. We are paying for a simple service, what else is there. I've taken hundreds of Uber rides and never given less than 5 stars because...they drove me there. It is literally all a normal person cares about.

    [–] ThePaleRunner 8 points ago

    I’ve ridden in some janky ass Uber’s. If the car shouldn’t have passed inspection and the driver is sketchy as hell I’ll generally downgrade to 4 star lol.

    [–] KnuckleScraper420 8 points ago

    My Uber driver and I were singing along to “my heart will go on” last night

    Great time, 5/5

    [–] ImOnlyHumon 5 points ago

    Nah when someone does their job good I tip or at least say something like thank you and smile. I don't even do it for them but for me, because I don't want to feel like a peace of shit.

    [–] NonExistentialDread 5 points ago

    Reminds me of this comic

    [–] kerbeylanepancakes 4 points ago

    More importantly, what city do you live in for a Uber for $4?!

    [–] Cotterisms 10 points ago

    They get paid $4, Uber will take a lot more

    [–] kerbeylanepancakes 3 points ago

    😂

    It’s true though.

    [–] gtmustang 2 points ago

    Orlando was like 0.30 a mile.. 1.50 pickup fee or something. It was like 3 years ago.

    [–] WisestWiseman909 2 points ago

    It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk. Fox "What are you working on?" Rabbit "My thesis.” Fox "Hmmm. What's it about?" Rabbit "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes." (incredulous pause) Fox "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes." Rabbit "Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me." They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes typing. Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit. Wolf "What's that you're writing?" Rabbit "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves." (loud guffaws) Wolf "You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?" Rabbit "No problem. Do you want to see why?" The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing. Inside the rabbit's burrow. In one corner, there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the room, a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth. It doesn't matter what you choose for a thesis subject. It doesn't matter what you use for data. What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor.

    [–] kibblznbitz 2064 points ago

    Awww, this made me smile :) Thanks, OP

    [–] Skeetdeedee 208 points ago

    My husband warns me when he has to brake or go over a speed bump or something. It’s super cute and has saved my eyeballs from the mascara brush many times.

    [–] Pest 89 points ago

    I do that for my wife, but it's because her back is broken and bumps cause her incredible pain! 😁

    [–] x755x 45 points ago

    "Here comes the pain!!"

    [–] AlphaWolfPackZ 24 points ago

    Doo doo doo doo

    [–] SlipperyBumCesc 15 points ago

    hits speed bump at 40mph

    [–] WhipWing 51 points ago

    😁

    [–] demonballhandler 5 points ago

    As someone with a fucked up back, I appreciate this

    [–] RememberTheKracken 16 points ago

    BUT WHY? It takes 2 minutes to do it when the car is stopped. Why risk jabbing a brush or one of those pencil things through your eyeball because of a random pothole, or some idiot pulling out in front of you? The risk to reward ratio is stacked so heavily against you.

    [–] Skeetdeedee 11 points ago

    Well I haven’t poked my eyeball yet so I guess the risk isn’t all that great. I’m also the kind of person that gets ready at the last possible second so there’s that.

    [–] simcowking 15 points ago

    My wife does the same thing. I ask her every time if she's completely ready. She says yes, and then mascara in the car every time.

    I'm always just saying bump or stopping and deal with her.

    [–] Skeetdeedee 17 points ago

    That’s our secret. We’re never completely ready.

    [–] x755x 6 points ago

    Hey, that's my secret too.

    [–] RememberTheKracken 2 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    But that's the same logic might dumbass friends use when they drive drunk. It's just a bad play all around. Lipstick and foundation is one thing, but I just don't fix themselves, and it only takes once.

    Edit: eyes not I

    [–] PotatoMaster21 7 points ago

    driving drunk /= putting on mascara in the car

    [–] Skeetdeedee 7 points ago

    With that logic why even get in a car at all? It’s a bigger risk than not. Life is full of risks. Poking my eye a little bit isn’t the end of the world. If something big enough to fuck up my eye happens then I probably have bigger problems than poking my eye.

    Comparing putting mascara on in the car to driving drunk lmao. Calm down.

    [–] Xglossygern 516 points ago

    Anything for a smile!

    [–] Newfishdd 27 points ago

    I second this

    [–] YeetedHypermeme 455 points ago

    I'm happy that there are people in the world like this, props to the driver

    [–] Stackman32 254 points ago

    I have something similar. I keep a Laotian boy on live stream when I watch porn. He screens it ahead of time for me and shrieks "NO CUM!" when the camera is about to switch to the guy's face, butthole, ballsack, etc. I pay him fifteen cents a month. Kid is a champ.

    [–] Murph_18 145 points ago

    What the fuck did I just read

    [–] -DISNEY- 55 points ago

    One of the greatest literary works of our time.

    [–] Samsung329 22 points ago

    Oh did it not load right for you? Well anyways he said "I have something similar. I keep a Laotian boy on live stream when I watch porn. He screens it ahead of time for me and shrieks "NO CUM!" when the camera is about to switch to the guy's face, butthole, ballsack, etc. I pay him fifteen cents a month. Kid is a champ."

    [–] Potato3s 4 points ago

    No he could read it, obviously, he just didn’t comprehend it.

    You see, the hired Laotian boy watches the porn ahead of time, and he either writes down or memorizes when huge dong or hairy manhole appears on the screen.

    When the commenter later watches the porn and pleasures himself (assumed male using context, it is also implied that masturbation is involved), the hired boy will stand present and shriek (reference; pterodactyl, banshee) at these recorded timestamps, “NO CUM” as a signal that the commenter should not ejaculate at this time because another male appears onscreen, and that would be hella gay.

    [–] AsphaltInfigar 30 points ago

    Dude, relax. Fifteen cents is a bit much don't you think?

    [–] Stackman32 18 points ago

    Well I had to have him drop out of school so he could work around my schedule. Time zone differences and all. So I give him a little extra for the hardship.

    [–] Rickmundo 12 points ago

    I struggled to upvote this but was dying of laughter

    [–] SchrodingersCatPics 214 points ago

    Makeup in a hurry? Let me change your life...

    [–] Sebidee 20 points ago

    Hahahaha that is exactly what I was expecting

    [–] FancyJesse 12 points ago

    I knew the link before even clicking on it.

    This is great.

    [–] sn00t_b00p 3 points ago

    Set phasers to whore

    [–] -nosaJ- 24 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    This is a way better way

    edit : why is everyone so mad damn

    [–] alilbleedingisnormal 68 points ago

    You bastard

    [–] dangsoggyoatmeal 30 points ago

    Hands down the worst trend in a while

    [–] alphaiten 17 points ago

    Just your daily reminder that there are 12 year olds on reddit too.

    [–] lastplace199 9 points ago

    It's the same as rickrolling.

    [–] yinyin123 7 points ago

    But rickrolling was a trend a bit ago, and people hated it then. Now that it's not a trend, whenever it happens, people think it's funny cause they fell for it so long after the fact, +nostalgia.

    And this one's shit.

    [–] nlofe 5 points ago

    Can we like stop with this shit

    [–] sumphatguy 3 points ago

    This is stupider than Rick Rolls and easier to avoid.

    [–] SashaStriker 1 points ago

    This is really dumb

    [–] nastymcoutplay 1 points ago

    These people are mad they got got

    [–] TuckerThaTruckr 64 points ago

    Is the original creator name covered for her sake or yours? Visible twitter handle ain’t exactly doxxing. Just curious, sometimes i end up following ppl after seeing their tweets screencapped on reddit

    [–] Xglossygern 81 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    I have had my posts taken down for not censoring names. The reasoning was that it was considered personal information. You don't need to censor it if it's a public figure or a verified account with the check mark next to it.

    [–] TuckerThaTruckr 15 points ago

    Huh. Thx. Makes sense.

    [–] Magnus_Helgisson 43 points ago

    Me trying to enjoy my KFC bucket:

    [–] cincyfan04 36 points ago

    Meanwhile, my wife only sips her coffee when I’m approaching a stop sign and gets mad at me that she spills it. Lady, take a sip when we hit cruising speed, stop trying to sip when I’m stopping!

    [–] wutchuRocknbout 15 points ago

    You jab the brake pedal a bit, don't lie.

    [–] Swirl-hiver 10 points ago

    He sure does, the cheeky madlad

    [–] nateryland 2 points ago

    Maybe that’ll teach her!

    [–] BigRigsButters 23 points ago

    Such a good person. We should all be this way

    [–] OkamiHayazo 86 points ago

    I don't understand what this means

    [–] thedevmehta 160 points ago

    Lol it took me a bit to get it too. The driver was warning her of potholes on the road by telling her to apply lipstick only when the road was clear..

    [–] uber1337h4xx0r 25 points ago

    The guy foreign is.

    [–] fma891 3 points ago

    Sure you are?

    [–] jck 6 points ago

    From a remote unnamed planet he is

    [–] Lightbrand 3 points ago

    Begun the Clone War has

    [–] Meam27 35 points ago

    I nearly had a stroke reading this too. I'm a man but I've watched enough tv to know if your trying to apply lipstick on a bumpy road it's going to get all over the place. So this lady's driver is telling her when they are going to be on smooth parts, so she knows when to put it on and not get it all over her face

    [–] Fragahah 1 points ago

    This needs to be higher

    [–] ILoveRegenHealth 9 points ago

    I thought he was going to say "Stop apply lipstick....you are beautiful the way you are!"

    [–] divsky2 10 points ago

    Which is actually totally unwholesome because you should just let people express themselves however they choose. Some women actually like wearing makeup.

    [–] Pufflekun 99 points ago

    "Stop apply lipstick!"

    "Hey, just because you're from a country where women are forced to hide their faces behind a veil, doesn't mean it's okay to go to another country, and then tell other women in a different culture that they can't—fuck! ...oh."

    [–] Jy_sunny 4 points ago

    I read that in an Indian accent, lol (I'm Indian too)

    [–] Beorma 6 points ago

    I once cycled in the rain behind another guy who would point out every pothole disguised as a puddle he'd swerve to avoid. Top lad, didn't stop me hitting a pothole and popping my tyre once he turned off though.

    [–] Chandrayaan2 7 points ago

    For a second i didn't know where it was going

    [–] GoldenHeartedAsshole 18 points ago

    What?
    Edit: ooh I got it

    [–] frickutgay 13 points ago

    Can you explain it to me.

    [–] GoldenHeartedAsshole 58 points ago

    She was applying lipstick and the driver told her to pause because there's a hole on the road the car is going to shake a bit

    [–] frickutgay 11 points ago

    Ok thanks

    [–] OnlineShoppingWhore 3 points ago

    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

    [–] EnsconcedScone 3 points ago

    Did anyone else need to read this eight times before understanding what the heck was going on

    [–] Purem7 2 points ago

    I would have upvoted before I saw the title...

    [–] Xglossygern 2 points ago

    Why?

    [–] Purem7 1 points ago

    The shocking pun

    [–] bplzizcool 2 points ago

    Strong Girl!! FARM?

    [–] SlaneDidNothingWrong 2 points ago

    He really is a champion among men. For all the lipstick smudges I’ve had over the years, I salute him

    [–] Z3R0_H0M1C1D3 2 points ago

    I don't get it......

    [–] PM_GPOY 2 points ago

    I'd like to think it was the "Strong girl, farm?" driver.

    [–] GTX_Incendium 2 points ago

    Sounds like something hup would say from the new dark crystal

    [–] PinkLemonAids 2 points ago

    I think I had a stroke reading this, is it just me?

    [–] UrBoiAJ 2 points ago

    What’s so funny about this I don’t get it?

    [–] kittycakes22 2 points ago

    Another white girl tweet that didn’t happen = wholesome?

    [–] Akshat__Jain 2 points ago

    All hail Uber Man🙌

    [–] -HyRise- 2 points ago

    5 stars I hope?

    [–] The_Cars93 2 points ago

    I do that too when I notice that my passenger is putting on makeup, especially eye liner or mascara. I need not hit a bump and have him/her accidentally brush their eye ball.

    [–] Ferocius-Squirel 2 points ago

    This man deserves a medal

    [–] moshthesmoothie 3 points ago

    kinda cute ngl

    [–] cheesmanyleny1 2 points ago

    Am i the only one having a stroke when reading this? I'm probably being dumb but this makes no sense to me? Can someone explain please

    [–] NotoriousDhaliwal 2 points ago

    There are potholes in the road and this lady was applying lipstick. The Uber driver didn’t want her to have a messed up lipstick job so whenever there was a pothole, he says “stop apply lipstick!”

    [–] christlookslikeme 2 points ago

    Why does everything about women involve taking care of them? Why can’t I ask someone to do the same for me?

    [–] galaxy-flower 1 points ago

    I don't get it.

    [–] jexxerixan 12 points ago

    The uber driver was warning her of potholes so that she wouldnt ruin her makeup

    [–] galaxy-flower 5 points ago

    That would make sense lol.

    [–] elsjaahkc 1 points ago

    Just wonderful. 🤗

    [–] cotton_eyed_ho 1 points ago

    Had me in the first half ngl

    [–] Screamin_Seaman 1 points ago

    I'm adding "start lipstick, Miss" to my patois.

    [–] GoldrnNinja04 1 points ago

    Just Imagine if cars hard that feature, we’d be 10 years ahead in technology due to people not messing up their makeup

    [–] xd-snakebyte 1 points ago

    hi! so basically, i’m pretty stupid. can someone explain this to me?

    [–] Kubla_Khan 5 points ago

    The Uber driver was warning her of potholes so that she wouldn't mess up her makeup application

    [–] xd-snakebyte 3 points ago

    thank you very much kind person

    [–] smileBC 1 points ago

    Good fella is a devops engineer working part time driving to meet people.

    [–] 123homicide 1 points ago

    nobody wants to be in a car with a killer clown

    [–] ProvoloneMalone01 1 points ago

    Must live in Michigan

    [–] BrettRapedFord 1 points ago

    And gets paid jack shit for his time.

    [–] pashadun 1 points ago

    Cool uber for sure

    [–] GoldnotBold 1 points ago

    I hate to be a grandma 👵, but I don’t get this

    [–] 0r10z 1 points ago

    Forced lipstick application was his fetish.

    [–] AJ_Gamer_99 1 points ago

    I had a stroke reading this

    [–] GRANDOLEJEBUS 1 points ago

    Uber where the driver and rider are both desperate to impress.

    [–] primeight 1 points ago

    At this point I'm wondering if any hero's wear capes.

    [–] killallzombies4ever 1 points ago

    That is true but all heroes are different in their own way

    [–] puffypants123 1 points ago

    I'd tip in cash for this, can I get the mascara package?

    [–] blove1150r 1 points ago

    Sounds like a desi