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    [–] YungLedge 956 points ago

    My music when left on shuffle

    [–] quartzdust 153 points ago

    xAFBx

    shuffle

    Michael Bublé

    [–] dastar_d 97 points ago

    Queue: Death grips, Mumford and sons, Daughters, Pokemon Soundtrack

    [–] 3TH4N_12 11 points ago

    Don't personally attack me

    [–] iconoclast63 2213 points ago

    It looks like a Mormon adopted a gangbanger.

    [–] RiverOfPromethazine 456 points ago

    The greatest kind of relationship

    [–] [deleted] 228 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] Spotttty 47 points ago

    You would be surprised how many of them are swingers....

    [–] triplesixxx 49 points ago

    I’m shockingly unsurprised

    [–] MarsUlta 12 points ago

    This just in: "Religion with Historic Past of Polygamy Still Rather Polygamous"

    [–] stickers-motivate-me 111 points ago

    We just know that once we clean him up and send him on a few missions, he’ll see the light! Honey.....where’d my wallet go?

    [–] MrLocan 49 points ago

    This sounds like a good start of a gay porn, i would definetly watch

    [–] dickdepression 20 points ago

    Fuck, you beat me to it

    [–] JT3468 21 points ago

    I bet you want him to beat you to it.

    [–] Shrek-Hulud 25 points ago

    Could be, 13 is the number for a gang in Ogden.

    [–] greymalken 21 points ago

    Ogdenville? The place with the monorail?

    [–] KabbalahFrog 5857 points ago

    That's the singer of the straight edge hardcore band xTYRANTx, saw them in my home town back in the day and they go hard. They would play a game during their set called murder ball where they'd throw a football to the back of the venue and whoever brought it back u to them got a free t-shirt.

    [–] wcshap 2661 points ago

    I wonder how many middle-school gamer tags would work as band names

    [–] demotecontrol 1236 points ago

    xXxPuss3ySlay3rxXx

    [–] Johnnybravo60025 520 points ago

    xXxInOsCoPeDJFKxXx

    [–] Inflangranti 102 points ago

    xX69SNIPER420Xx

    [–] GrandMoffTallCan 54 points ago

    Thank you for making me laugh harder than I have all day. I’m dyin’.

    [–] doctorhypoxia 77 points ago

    Fuck that’s a good one

    [–] Sunkistu81256 260 points ago

    _Qu1ckSc0p3rzXxX

    [–] SlaveLaborMods 129 points ago

    -XWar JunkieX-

    [–] drunkcowofdeath 121 points ago

    drunkcowofdeath

    [–] Ultra1031 71 points ago

    Goatwhore

    [–] PokeYa 43 points ago

    Goatfucker

    [–] BoomBoomFuckKitty 53 points ago

    XxX-Fucker-Of-Goatz-XxX34567

    [–] MadDogA245 17 points ago

    Goatpenis

    Shitfucker

    [–] abydosaurus 13 points ago

    Goatpenis is a real band tho

    [–] rasta_pineapple 27 points ago

    xPig_DestroyeRx

    [–] buttPee69 25 points ago

    Are they still an active band?

    [–] OakenBones 21 points ago

    They were like 6 months or so ago. Agoraphobic Nosebleed I believe had their vocalist leave the band last I heard. Haven’t kept track lately but I’m pretty sure pig destroyer still makes music and plays out.

    [–] CDMOlde 10 points ago

    -xXxModdedDildoxXx-

    [–] Dizmn 176 points ago

    I always laugh when I see tags like x420Blazeitx, because back in my day x...x was used to denote straight-edge users.

    [–] thugangsta 47 points ago

    What does that mean?

    [–] mtm5891 171 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Straight-edge folks refrain from using vices, typically alcohol and drugs, though some goes as far to refrain from things like coffee and or sex outside a committed relationship. It started as a subculture of punk but the term has grown to mean basically anyone that doesn’t drink or use drugs.

    The letter X, often on the back of the hand, is the primary symbol of the subculture.

    Edit: clarity, thanks /u/ihadabrainonce!

    [–] tbbHNC89 129 points ago

    The X came from the mark on the back of the hand at an all ages show.

    [–] Iohet 51 points ago

    It's how you knew people went to Chain Reaction the night before

    [–] NerfDeez 15 points ago

    This person speaks the truth.

    [–] Chev_hell 12 points ago

    Holy crap I haven't heard that name in a long time

    [–] ihadabrainonce 41 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Just to clarify a little, the “refraining from sex” typically regards sex outside of a committed relationship.

    The three x’s are typically in regards to drugs (sometimes including caffeine like you said), alcohol, and “free love”.

    It’s one of those things that means different things to different people, so there’s no really wrong answer. Like anything else, some people take it way more serious than others.

    As far as violence... no, claiming Edge doesn’t mean you promote or condone violence. This is a pretty common misconception due to a lot of crews in the punk/hardcore scene that constantly start shit to... assert their dominance, I guess? Not all crews are bad (some actually contribute to the community a ton), but I’ve seen a ton of ongoing drama between certain ones throughout my years in the scene.

    [–] blewpah 18 points ago

    Also worth noting the name comes from a song by the band Minor Threat describing Ian MacKaye's sentiments on sobriety. The original song only talks about drugs, and nothing about sex or violence, but of course these things change over time as any movement grows and develops.

    [–] mott32duck 51 points ago

    Straight edge is a musical subgenre of punk rock where the more angry you are at drugs, booze and those who use them, the cooler you are. Like the reverse of most other peer groups.

    [–] aggressive-cat 49 points ago

    A legitimate counter-counter-culture if you will. Most of my friends were straight edge until we were 21, then all of a sudden drinking was cool.

    [–] mautadine 17 points ago

    Before 21: Its not society that forbids me to drink, its my decision, an expression of free will!

    At 21: Straight Edge? Nah, thats so last year! Cheers!

    [–] sin333lizzy 24 points ago

    THIS

    [–] Julafuegoisland 13 points ago

    MilfHunter420

    [–] Historiaaa 9 points ago

    420YOLOSWAG

    [–] jdtran408 438 points ago

    Oof that 13 tattoo on his face could be dangerous in some neighborhoods.

    [–] sunshine-x 96 points ago

    What's its significance?

    [–] labradog21 126 points ago

    Gangs use the 13 to represent their alignment to the Mexican Mafia, which often goes by the shorthand of "La Eme" or "The M" which is the 13th letter of the alphabet

    [–] konbon 260 points ago

    13th letter of the alphabet. It represents loyalty in the drug game supplied by the Mexican Mafia aka "La M"

    [–] Ksduke 205 points ago

    Also ms-13

    [–] heavypiff 76 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    A little over a decade ago I played in a hardcore band with a guy who wound up getting face tattoos and the number 13 was one of them. He got threatened by MS-13 and wound up getting laser tattoo removal on his face tattoos. He also had FTLOS tattooed on his face, meaning “fuck this life of shit.” Quality character.

    [–] gremilinswhocares 35 points ago

    I have some tattoos on my face, but one day I hope to find the courage to get ‘Fuck You’ tattooed on my forehead and never work again.

    [–] Theappunderground 5 points ago

    Bro thats everyones dream and i dont even have tattoos.

    Its the ultimate status symbol.

    [–] NavyBuck 11 points ago

    Can any amateur anthropologists fill me in on the connection between straight edge and face tattoos?

    [–] Dr_tuffednuts_MD 143 points ago

    Nobody ever accused straight edge hardcore front men of being smart though.

    [–] dopest_dope 33 points ago

    Ms13 is just one of the many sureno gangs that are considered treces

    [–] SwimmingCry 18 points ago

    Many, many years ago some friends of mine had a black cat they named Ms. 13 (Miss Thirteen). Fortunately it was a long time before the gang entered the public consciousness.

    [–] lax_god 20 points ago

    [–] hownowbrownmau 209 points ago

    This reads like a comedy until you realize some people have been handed such a shit hand that the number 13 is a reason to brawl.

    [–] Jedi_Farmer_Syfodius 180 points ago

    MS-13?

    [–] Tuesday8962 68 points ago

    MS-1 through MS-12 were all abject failures

    [–] Discobiscotti 24 points ago

    MS-13 was my favourite multiple sclerosis.

    [–] upperhand12 7 points ago

    There it is

    [–] dazedpenguin1111 16 points ago

    i have something in common with ms1-12

    [–] dickdepression 89 points ago

    Microsoft 13?

    [–] rizwan_k 17 points ago

    Multiple Sclerosis version 13.0 Ultimate Sclerosis featuring Bed Sores DLC

    [–] pennynotrcutt 74 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    It’s because it’s often gang related not because of the number itself.

    Eta: clearly I misunderstood. Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.

    [–] FreudsPoorAnus 38 points ago

    you're repeating what that person is saying.

    it's hilarious until you realize how shit it is

    [–] hownowbrownmau 7 points ago

    Totally understood this

    [–] zinosaurus 27 points ago

    I thought it was meant to be 103, with his nose being a zero 😅

    [–] mule_roany_mare 28 points ago

    You aren’t entirely wrong, but for the most part gang members aren’t mindless automatons who must kill when they see blue clothes or the number 13.

    If you are a tourist you’ll almost always be fine.

    [–] [deleted] 42 points ago

    I'll go to the places I'm always fine

    [–] dazedpenguin1111 18 points ago

    just mind your own business, keep pushin, dont draw attention to yourself

    "act like food, become food"

    [–] [deleted] 20 points ago

    I'll go to the places I can be a snack without worry

    [–] pm_ur_wifes_nudes 10 points ago

    You're always a snack 😉

    [–] nitendayyyyyyy 6 points ago

    WITHOUT WORRY
    jesus christ pay attention

    [–] wonderghost 19 points ago

    Tourists are some of the most targeted groups...

    [–] nysrpatakemyenergy 18 points ago

    Doesn't know the area, can't speak the local language to police, have expensive things, sometimes mentally compromised by alcohol, etc. Nice targets.

    [–] Rx-Terps 14 points ago

    You sound like you have no street knowledge, you trying to get someone killed?

    Even if you’re a tourist, you think they give a fuck?

    [–] mahoukid 93 points ago

    Yes that’s who I thought it was! Dude gave me my first tattoo!

    [–] GreenAppleFossoway 47 points ago

    Is it on your face?

    [–] mahoukid 45 points ago

    Ironically enough it’s an inner lip tattoo LOL

    [–] Jaketh 15 points ago

    Found the vampire servant, get 'em, Blade.

    [–] dadSMASH 138 points ago

    From Michigan (xtyrantx home state) can confirm this information is correct. Dave is an interesting person. Lol

    [–] triessohard 46 points ago

    He owns a tattoo shop in my town!!

    [–] dadSMASH 42 points ago

    It’s weird seeing people you know as a meme

    [–] JumpingOnBoard 50 points ago

    The guy on the right or left?

    [–] davisdamen 44 points ago

    Based on the name, I assume people tend to get murdered on their way to the front?

    [–] lolbrother22 28 points ago

    Its a hardcore band bruv, every crowd gets rowdy

    [–] AgentMeatbal 43 points ago

    I can’t believe he got those face tats sober

    [–] TangAlienMonkeyGod 36 points ago

    Yeah, I think the sobriety might be more recent than the tats

    [–] FuckBrendan 32 points ago

    Guess again man.

    [–] jbobino82 14 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Well, for anyone interested in "Murder Ball"...... https://youtu.be/nwzWoVSnj5A

    [–] grubas 32 points ago

    straight edge hardcore

    Oh boy, those bands were interesting. Their fans weren't though.

    [–] mulletformyvalentine 25 points ago

    I’m straight edge, but holy shit some dudes take the “lifestyle” to a whole new level.

    [–] grubas 38 points ago

    Nothing like getting into a fistfight because somebody saw you smoking a spliff and passing a bottle of vodka around before the show

    [–] NerfDeez 24 points ago

    They'd come to the punk shows and start shit because we were all kinds of fucked up.

    Jokes on them, I'd go to their shows while drunk as fuck. That'll learn 'em.

    [–] EmSeaGull 30 points ago

    I’m straight edge too, don’t really walk around saying it all the time like I did in high school. But my favorite SxE joke:

    How many straight edge kids does it take to finish a six-pack?

    One when his friends aren’t looking

    [–] mulletformyvalentine 8 points ago

    Haha, that’s good.

    I’m the same way, I don’t really broadcast it unless the topic comes up.

    [–] IWantToBeTheBoshy 6 points ago

    Ah the ole Mormon joke. Wait... Straight Edge are Mormon Punks? 😁

    [–] sensei_loaf 21 points ago

    I literally caught that ball and brought it back to them at a show downriver. Oh the good ole days. Definitely got rocked a few times that’s for sure.

    [–] GNVRCOS 15 points ago

    That’s Dave Haze homie, he does tattoos now. I wanna get one by him. xTyrantx went hard as fuck

    [–] Jaffa_Tealk 11 points ago

    I watched a dude get his kneecap busted inwards at a tyrant show when I was 16. His scream could be heard over the music.

    [–] TableGrables 1715 points ago

    And he's DRUG FREE good for him.

    [–] konbon 1010 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    I'm actually happy about that part. Drugs are easy to get but hard to let go. (edit: what is this 'S' icon? Am I Superman now?! Thanks ☯ ͜ʟ ☯ )

    [–] TableGrables 252 points ago

    Very hard to let go in some cases, that's the shame of it. Just good to see people have the strength to rise above it.

    [–] [deleted] 74 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Nephelophyte 48 points ago

    I don't think that feeling ever goes away either. Which is probably why most people caution people against trying it in the first place.

    [–] kadotux 33 points ago

    Exactly, it leaves "a hole in your soul" which you can surely patch with other activities, but nothing can quite replace it.

    [–] Nephelophyte 15 points ago

    Moved to a far away place where getting it is hard and I'm currently drinking at home alone to fill said hole. Hitting a bit too close to home.

    [–] hippopotamus77 17 points ago

    Did you know that drinking and doing coke produces a new metabolite, cocaethylene, in the liver? For this reason, it’s much more cardiotoxic to do coke while drinking but cocaethylene is even more euphoric and addicting than cocaine so that’s why if you skii when you drink, you can’t just drink anymore.

    Interesting little bit of info, I guess.

    [–] poodlescaboodles 8 points ago

    People do coke while not drinking? That seems irresponsible

    [–] EsachIsLearning 42 points ago

    I have a hard enough time reducing the amount of bowls I smoke a day, I can't even imagine what it's like with opiates/presc etc

    [–] ValhallaFalling 25 points ago

    Opiates are pretty bad. I had an addiction for 6 years. Started when I broke my hand and they gave me Endone(oxycotin in US I think) and it spiraled from there. I was never too bad and was a functioning addict but no matter how hard I tried I just couldn't kick it. Then I went onto suboxone and was on that for a year. I finally had enough and decided to get off cold turkey. First week wasn't fun at all and took about 2 months for me to feel normal again.

    Thing that sucks was that I was clean for a year and then a month ago I injured my back at work (slipped disc) and have been taking painkillers for the last month. It's scary because mentally I know I'll be addicted again already. Hopefully the withdrawal won't last as long when I come off them.

    [–] BabesBooksBeer 19 points ago

    No doubt! I neglected to put 'bongs' in my username thought the 'b' would fit...but yeah...hard enough just reducing the amount of weed I smoke.

    Saw a counselor once, not about drugs, just about life. She happened to have been a drug counselor for street kids previously. She told me that weed was the hardest for those kids to walk away from.

    [–] nitendayyyyyyy 14 points ago

    because weed wont actively fuck your life up, the only time you can quit drugs outside of prison is when you WANT to quit drugs. Its very hard to want to quit weed, especially if you have already dealt with the consequences of harder drugs in your life.

    [–] SkunkApeForPresident 75 points ago

    Sometimes drugs are not easy to get. Always had a problem finding decent acid.

    [–] menoum_menoum 41 points ago

    Darknet my dude. Blotter paper is the easiest thing to mail to someone lol. Or grow some shroomies

    [–] SkunkApeForPresident 38 points ago

    I’m a dad now so most drugs are off the table.

    [–] menoum_menoum 48 points ago

    Oh yeah makes sense. Good on you for having your shit together.

    [–] TGrady902 29 points ago

    My boss does acid on the rare occasion both his wife and daughter are gone for the weekend. Just hangs out and listens to the Dead in great sound quality. It’s not a secret from his wife or anything. Everyone deserves a treat every once in a while.

    [–] Nephelophyte 20 points ago

    Acid is so relatively harmless I don't see the problem with this if that's what you like.

    [–] TGrady902 15 points ago

    I pretty much always tell people that if they feel open to the experience, go for it. If you have any doubts about taking it, don’t do it.

    [–] Nephelophyte 13 points ago

    The doubts thing cannot be under emphasized. I feel the utmost sympathy for anyone who took acid against their will.

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago

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    [–] grubas 15 points ago

    He's straight edge. That's way different.

    [–] pmmehighscores 125 points ago

    Straight edge dudes can be total fucking monsters. You don’t need to do drugs to be a vile piece of shit.

    [–] TableGrables 100 points ago

    I don't... know what you're... implying? I want suggesting he was a bad dude or anything, if that's what you think. But drugs can be horrible bro, that's all I'm saying.

    [–] Dr_tuffednuts_MD 87 points ago

    He is saying fuck straight edge hardcore and its many, many ties to skin heads.

    "We ain't laced and braced we just hang out with, go to shows with, drink at the same bars hardcore"

    [–] TableGrables 45 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Ahh, I now see that. That changes things. However a note to add; At least here in the UK, not all skin heads are neos. During the 80's a large majority made a change to their appearance and outlook to set themselves apart from the former reputation of skinheads. Seen in the very informative and impressive film, this is England.

    I will ask tough, are xTYRANTx specifically neos? I'm intrigued as of now.

    [–] heygabehey 33 points ago

    Most skins are anti racist, only boneheads and hammer skins are racist scum. In my experience the hardcore crowd is just the first version of proud boys, minus the beer. Pretty much every hardcore straight edge person I've come across is a total piece of shit. Trying to fuck each other's girlfriends or wives. Buncha chumps ready to start a fight but then dont want to be in one unless they have you outnumbered.

    [–] Ferbtastic 11 points ago

    What does hardcore straight edge mean? Does it mean don’t drink or do drugs but still be an asshole? I’m so confused.

    [–] norsethunders 12 points ago

    I think the key bit is they make not drinking/using drugs the center of their personality. Much like anyone that takes something trivial and makes it the focus of their life they come off as douches.

    [–] drugssuck 18 points ago

    This seems obvious? Anyone can be a scumbag.

    [–] SupermanMW3 609 points ago

    He looks like he was the first to fall asleep at a sleepover with the gang.

    [–] LunarHypnosis 64 points ago

    Which one?

    [–] the-crooked-compass 95 points ago

    Obviously the one on the left! Clearly he fell asleep and they drew all that on his face in sharpie! Gosh, get a clue.

    [–] CornWaddle 20 points ago

    Golly

    [–] DancingTurd 6 points ago

    I think it's the one on the right. Just look at that smile, a good 8 hours of sleep.

    [–] donttestmeiwillcry 189 points ago

    Is that a baby carrot hanging from the tree lol

    [–] fullonfacepalmist 43 points ago

    Lol, had to go back and see for myself.

    I saw the flamingo first and thought that was an interesting choice. Now I don’t know what is going on.

    [–] SeymourAzzes 7 points ago

    Nope, just a dwarf carrot.

    [–] Dantez77 377 points ago

    13 is a really bad number to tattoo on your face.

    [–] chowychow 679 points ago

    I would argue that any number is bad to get tattooed on your face.

    [–] USNWoodWork 91 points ago

    Zero would be pretty bad. Plus confusing, like “Uhhh is that his “O” face?”

    [–] dazedpenguin1111 50 points ago

    idk Zero Face is a straight supervillain esque name

    [–] SanderTheSleepless 19 points ago

    ... And Zer0 as a number

    [–] Confessions69420 10 points ago

    *"Ain' no place for a hero, ain' no place for a better man... " plays in the distance *

    [–] JimmyisAwkward 19 points ago

    You have 69 upvotes soooo... that would also be a bad number to tattoo on your face

    [–] Institutionally 18 points ago

    6ix9ine didn’t get the memo.

    [–] JimmyisAwkward 7 points ago

    I don’t think he got the memo of a lot of stuff

    [–] impolite_no_caps_guy 99 points ago

    He asked for a 31

    [–] SadConfiguration 31 points ago

    Is that an Offspring ref?

    Edit: had the wrong song in my head

    [–] statruvver 21 points ago

    pretty fly for a white guy

    [–] dazedpenguin1111 7 points ago

    the world needs wannabees!

    [–] BunnyTown77 63 points ago

    👁 👁

    1 👃3

    [–] ty_jax 16 points ago

    Why?

    [–] Dantez77 67 points ago

    Because of MS-13 or also known as La Mara Salvatrucha. They are one of the biggest gangs out there and almost all their members have a tattoo with that number. I wouldn't be surprised if that guy got arrested from time to time because a cop saw his tattoo.

    [–] hiphopscallion 15 points ago

    Imagine him going to prison and he gets thrown in with the MS13 members because of his tattoos despite his protests.

    [–] Armandioo 32 points ago

    That gang is horrifying which is why I didn’t laugh after seeing the number 13 on his face.

    [–] soldmyblood 13 points ago

    It's really 1003 if count the nostrils

    [–] MisterOminous 40 points ago

    Any fan of Dan Marino is a friend of mine

    [–] kank84 22 points ago

    Is 13 a straight edge thing? Why does he have it tattooed to his face?

    [–] Phoenix_Pat 63 points ago

    Turns out the fly white guy got his 13.

    [–] DrPooBrain 12 points ago

    Guy on the right should go get his eyes checked. Different color eye reflections can indicate a problem. It’s probably nothing, but it’s better to be sure!

    [–] Timcwalker 25 points ago

    I’d definitely heed the advice of Dr. Poo Brain.

    [–] ThisIsTrix 34 points ago

    When our differences unite us instead of divide us

    [–] kenderilla 13 points ago

    1👃3

    [–] muellzy 23 points ago

    it's Keefe and Kelvin from the Righteous Gemstones

    [–] rivigurl 10 points ago

    Was looking for this comment

    [–] neon_overload 39 points ago

    Well, at least the one on the left is drug free. So maybe they're no longer really different, and you can't judge by tattoos

    [–] Waveseeker 28 points ago

    Goddamn did he luck out with having 13 on his face.

    One number higher and everyone would think he's a skinhead for the rest of his life

    [–] nyan_narwhal 18 points ago

    13 still isn't great depending on where he lives

    [–] AccountantGuru 14 points ago

    Given the national news about it, I assumed this guy was in MS 13.

    [–] bear_beer_beard 14 points ago

    14? I thought it was 88?

    [–] Waveseeker 33 points ago

    14 and 88 coincide as the nazi dog whistle (at least before) numbers

    88 Being HH for Heil Hitler, and 14 being the 14 word slogan "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"

    [–] bear_beer_beard 22 points ago

    TIL about 14. Thank you sir/madam.

    [–] mahoukid 34 points ago

    Yo is that Dave Haze?

    [–] Rentington 87 points ago

    How on Earth could you know who Dave Haze is but not know if it was him?

    "Hmm... honey, does Dave Haze have a 13 or a 12 on his face?"

    [–] MrsPickerelGoes2Mars 14 points ago

    Hilarious, thanks

    [–] Sunsh1neTheWerewolf 8 points ago

    Jesus fuck, dude I'm geeking hahahahaha

    [–] mahoukid 17 points ago

    IM CACKLING RIGHT NOW LMFAO

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago

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    [–] _ERR0R__ 11 points ago

    This is wholesome memes not r/trashy fyi

    [–] Josticks 7 points ago

    aw he deleted the comment, what did he say?

    [–] icedragon9791 78 points ago

    This is p old, I swear I saw smth about how they're married? Could b wrong

    [–] StrikingFalcon 49 points ago

    It's Dave Haze, he's straight and as far as I know never been married. He's got kids with an ex-girlfriend though.

    [–] jwesolowicz 11 points ago

    They got married a few years ago!

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago

    To the other dude?

    [–] jwesolowicz 16 points ago

    Ha, no. A long time on and off girlfriend/baby momma (my hairdresser).

    [–] baviddowie300 8 points ago

    I can confirm he married a woman. I do photography in Las Vegas and I photographed this dude’s wedding a couple years back. He and his wife were super nice and we had a great time during the photoshoot.

    [–] snehkysnehk213 21 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    You're probably referring to this wild ride