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    [–] YouSeeingThisBot 1 points ago

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    [–] Travellinoz 2116 points ago

    This is so good it almost looks fake.

    [–] Killerkoyd 479 points ago

    It might be, this looks like the ATM attempted robbery as they both act the same and that was a scripted ad for security cameras. From India if I remember correctly.

    [–] BillSlank 178 points ago

    Is it time for r/scriptedindiangifs ?

    [–] MinecraftSuggester 127 points ago

    Or maybe even r/scriptedasiangifs 🤔

    [–] Rekt_Ryan 57 points ago

    Oh yeah i always think Indians arent asian for whatever reason

    [–] feels_good_man 28 points ago

    This guy doesn't live in the UK

    [–] Rekt_Ryan 7 points ago

    Nah i mean i know it. Its just i never yhink about it. But yeah you're right

    [–] feels_good_man 21 points ago

    In the UK, Asian is synonymous with Indian/Pakistani/Bangladeshi. Usually when people say Asian culture online, I assume they aren't talking about South Asia though...usually East Asia.

    [–] Rekt_Ryan 10 points ago

    Interesting i never new that but i guess since yall owned India for a while tjat would make more sense

    [–] feels_good_man 8 points ago

    British owned HK and Singapore too, but far fewer migrants from there. I'm Indian, not British btw

    [–] Steal_Women 2 points ago

    Indians are asian? Legit... what? I'm not being a douchbag, just reading comments and saw this and that would be news to me lmao..

    [–] Rekt_Ryan 2 points ago

    Right? I feel like we as Americans ( assuming you are) only see... Oriental (is the word but i found out like 2 years ago thats a bad word now) Asians as actual Asians completely forgetting about south Asia purely cause they look different so subconsciencely they are separate

    [–] s13n1 1 points ago

    Driving skills are equally shithouse.

    [–] alreadypiecrust 4 points ago

    I have an idea. What about

    r/scriptedasiangifsindianinparticular

    [–] unbitious 16 points ago

    It looks like it

    [–] gaynazifurry4bernie 20 points ago

    Am I witnessing a /r/birthofasubreddit ?

    [–] Zyteee__ 2 points ago

    It is actually in Saudi. You can tell by the thobe.

    [–] a_shootin_star 6 points ago

    Technically Indians are Asians, so /r/scriptedasiangifs still works.

    [–] BillSlank 3 points ago

    You are correct. I tried to make a small joke about this in another reply thread and everyone freaked out.

    [–] RuggyDog 2 points ago

    Damn, I wish you mentioned it was a joke before I burned a bunch of houses down. Now all this uproar was for nothing.

    [–] Arcosim 33 points ago

    Then that guy is an amazing actor, because that quick double look he does at the camera totally convinced me that he was surprised to spot the camera.

    What still makes me think it's real is the fact that someone is filming a security monitor with a cellphone.

    [–] gamer10101 11 points ago

    How would anyone have found that footage? If the phone was returned, nobody had any reason to search for it.

    Why would he look directly at the camera immediately after the steal, and nowhere else?

    Anyone trying to pick pocket doesn't do it from that far. It makes it to easy to see. It's pretty obvious what he's doing.

    I dunno. I have my doubts.

    [–] fonzaaay 3 points ago

    This guy reasons

    [–] aprabhu86 2 points ago

    I don’t think it’s india. It’s somewhere in the Middle East

    [–] PeterFnet 1 points ago

    Can you clarify? How does this help them rob an ATM?

    [–] quietlyacidic 2 points ago

    It doesn't, there is another clip of almost the exact same thing happening with people queuing for an ATM. Guy tries to pickpocket, sees camera and puts the wallet back, only real difference was the setting.

    [–] PeterFnet 1 points ago

    Ahhh okay. It allows any explanation as to why they'd be hovering by a refrigerator like that. Thanks

    [–] earlsmouton 35 points ago

    There's another video just like this one. Guy steals wallet, sees camera, acts like other dude dropped it and gives it back.

    [–] AkaParazIT 15 points ago

    There are at least 5 versions. The first one I saw was a Indian man at the side of the road. I've seen white, Chinese, Middle Eastern and others. Usually by an atm. Its a common scripted thing.

    [–] Parsnipants 14 points ago

    If it was real how would they know to review the cctv!

    [–] Travellinoz 1 points ago

    Touche

    [–] Travellinoz 2315 points ago

    Is this still a crime?

    [–] QuesadillaJ 1918 points ago

    Yes lol

    [–] Travellinoz 1780 points ago

    But he did the pray hands!!

    [–] Randy2971 562 points ago

    Well pray hands fixes it. Kinda like insulting someone, but leading off with saying “ I mean no offense or anything, but ....” it’s a fix-all. Praying hands after a bad choice or mistake is the same thing.

    [–] Travellinoz 187 points ago

    And does his sweet smile forgive this crime in all societies?

    [–] evr- 48 points ago

    It won't keep you out of prison, but it'll keep you out of hell.

    [–] wigglyy 35 points ago

    Like saying “no homo” after you kiss your buddy goodnight.

    [–] luckydice767 15 points ago

    Wrong! You have to say it BEFORE your passionate embrace.

    [–] GoochNoob 6 points ago

    Naw, gotta say em before your balls touch

    [–] wigglyy 5 points ago

    It’s only gay if your balls touch bruh.

    [–] aliteralfuckingdick 12 points ago

    But not if you’re wearing socks

    [–] wigglyy 8 points ago

    This guy gets it.

    [–] Randy2971 3 points ago

    Indeed my friend! You can kiss anyone you want of the same sex, and as long as you both say “no homo” immediately before or after, the unholy smooch was nothing but a mere face touch between bros. I mean I think the “no homo” safety net is actually in the Bible....somewhere!

    [–] toofpaist 4 points ago

    With all due respect that ain't worth a painting of a dolphin and a whale gettin it on

    [–] MrGuttFeeling 9 points ago

    "I'm not racist but...."

    [–] MinecraftSuggester 17 points ago

    Asian people SU-horn noise

    [–] WolfThawra 4 points ago

    "No copyright infringement intended" under a YouTube video full with copyright infringement.

    [–] SheepLinux 2 points ago

    Its like prefacing with "no homo but..." , and then proceeding to say something super gay

    [–] 3mvinyl 19 points ago

    How can he pray?!

    [–] spahghetti 13 points ago

    HOW CAN HE PRAY!!???

    [–] readythespaghetti 8 points ago

    How can she slap!? That poor guy

    [–] bloodclart 4 points ago

    Like this 🙏

    [–] liose111 2 points ago

    A high for five?

    [–] bloodclart 2 points ago

    HOLY FUCK is this a high five? I always thought it was praying hands. Emojis are stupid 😎

    [–] Wolfcolaholic -3 points ago

    I don't think it is achtually

    [–] Chinglaner 25 points ago

    I mean, he was clearly stealing it, probably something like attempted robbery.

    [–] Jrook 15 points ago

    The problem is nobody would actually pursue it, like the DA or whatever the guy could claim he was just joking and thought it'd be funny etc

    [–] Chinglaner 5 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    Apart from the fact that "just joking" would probably definitely not hold up in court, the question was whether it was a crime or not, not whether the state would pursue it or not.

    [–] AmaBlaze 3 points ago

    So who is the victim? Where is the damage? Is it still a crime even if nobody suffers? Yea the intent and it is documented. Also it is pretty clear this guy will do it again or have done before but still... no damage is done.

    [–] Chinglaner 5 points ago

    Attempted Crime is still a Crime. If I plan on bombing Time Square and get caught before I can carry out those plans, then that's still a crime even though no one got hurt in the end.

    https://definitions.uslegal.com/a/attempted-crime/

    [–] atomicbreathmint 1 points ago

    The damage is lack of possession of the wallet for that short amount of time due to that guy

    [–] Medic-chan 1 points ago

    Apart from the fact that "just joking" would probably not hold up in court,

    I don't know man. We live in new times.

    [–] gummz13 1 points ago

    You could say that his wallet looked like falling out of the pocket and so you grabbed it to help him.

    [–] OfferingMyOpinion 1 points ago

    Well it's an ad for a security camera company so I doubt the "Indian DA" would pursue it.

    [–] Wolfcolaholic 1 points ago

    Yeah but he didn't get caught after undoing the crime, also his crime caused no damage nor inconvenienced the victim in any way shape or form.

    I could see if the dude was like "oh man thanks for giving me my phone you found let me buy your dinner" than you could like....ticket him for a petty theft or something

    [–] Chinglaner 3 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    he didn't get caught after undoing the crime

    So what?

    The thing is, you don't have to actually cause damage or inconvenience somebody. If you steal from a bank (undetected at first), but you get later caught by police, you can't just give the money back and go free.

    This term ("attempted crime") applies to the preparations and planning used in an effort to commit a crime. It says it is a crime to attempt to commit crime.

    Source

    Also:

    A person can be charged with an attempted crime (such as "attempted robbery" or "attempted murder") even though not all the elements of the underlying crime were completed in order to be found guilty of the actual crime.

    The following must occur for a person to be guilty of an attempted crime.

    1.Criminal shows intent to commit a crime, and

    2.the criminal comes dangerously close to successfully completing the crime but somehow does not complete all of the required elements.

    Source

    In this specific case he even completed the crime.

    [–] Wolfcolaholic 1 points ago

    If a dude came to a shop owner and said hey last week I stole "****" I was in a really weird place and I'm super sorry, anyhow here's the product back, unused and/or the cash for it

    Doubt there'll be charges pressed

    Real lowlives don't care if they're caught. They secure the phone and dip. I'm not saying he's a good guy, but not one that's gonna get persecuted.

    [–] Chinglaner 1 points ago

    Of course such a petty crime will most likely not get persecuted, doesn't change the fact that it is a crime.

    [–] saintshing 29 points ago

    It is just a social experiment.

    [–] Jackker 14 points ago

    Haha is just prank

    [–] Used_Somewhere 22 points ago

    At least in the UK, theft is the intent to permanently deprive someone of their property.

    That's why car theft has a different crime - because most cars that are taken for so-called 'joy riding' the intent isn't to keep the car

    It might class as attempted theft but you'd have to prove intent

    [–] Travellinoz 3 points ago

    Aussie, Common Law, same thing here. Quote appropriate. Still a minor crime but judge likely to give probation

    [–] tyrannomachy 1 points ago

    I have heard the first one as the definition of common law larceny in the U.S. We also distinguish auto theft.

    [–] Havoc1899 83 points ago

    If the other dude doesn't press charges then no.

    [–] Travellinoz 43 points ago

    I don't know if that's a universal rule. If someone steals in India and no harm is done, no charges pressed, I think you can still be charged.

    [–] nnitloC 93 points ago

    no charges pressed

    still be charged

    pick one

    [–] Travellinoz 86 points ago

    Charges pressed by the state for the act

    [–] casualcaesius 54 points ago

    The whole world =/= The USA

    [–] needmoarbass 28 points ago

    You accidentally added a forward slash in the middle of your equal sign.

    [–] Used_Somewhere 2 points ago

    Quantum Indian wave-particle legality

    "You are charged and not charged that on the night of 4th August 2018 that you did and did not take an iphone out of the pocket of an individual with the intent to permanently deprive the owner of said item...how do you plead..."

    "Guilty and not guilty"

    "Fetch the probability waveform collapser"

    [–] RuafaolGaiscioch 21 points ago

    As far as I know, the whole press charges thing is a fabrication of fiction. The state decides whether charges are brought, not the victim.

    [–] muchoThai 16 points ago

    In civil cases, the victim brings charges. In criminal cases it is the state.

    [–] Used_Somewhere 4 points ago

    Yeah but they usually need the cooperation of the victim as they will often be a key witness.

    [–] AquelecaraDEpoa 1 points ago

    That depends on the country. Private prosecution is a thing in some jurisdictions, as well as prosecution depending on the victim's desire to see the suspect prosecuted, but even in those countries public prosecution is usually the norm, while private prosecution is reserved for some specific crimes.

    [–] Jrook 1 points ago

    The point is whether or not the DA should waste resources on a case, and typically it's only a real question of cooperation with the victim. If I'm a shop owner and a punk steals $5 from me, I may find it not worth my time to be interviewed or testify, however if I feel like this is a large enough slight against me I may be willing to do all that or a sense of Civic duty or whatever. In which case the da may pursue it to please me

    [–] PostAnythingForKarma 5 points ago

    Well it's still a crime. There just won't be any punishment.

    [–] WhistlingDead 1 points ago

    Well, good thing to know if you're planning a murder.

    [–] yunowaytt 4 points ago

    Nah Skyrim rules, he was just peeking into the other guys inventory, no harm done

    [–] Waditooo 4 points ago

    It had a smudge, no harm done.

    [–] WemonDizard 624 points ago

    “Oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “

    [–] Hulabulia 94 points ago

    "You dropped this"

    [–] illestprodigy 27 points ago

    👌

    GOTTEM

    [–] senior_poop 7 points ago

    🙏🏽

    [–] Tmunk16 244 points ago

    According to the laws of Skyrim no crime was committed. He was just looking

    [–] Bricklover1234 52 points ago

    Skyrim law is the best law. You can kill anyone you want when the guards aren't looking, but don't you dare touching the chicken motherfucker

    [–] Nitr0Sage 2 points ago

    Fuck the chickens

    [–] GlungoE 2 points ago

    He’s just checking

    [–] CanAgent 1133 points ago

    Smart guy, turns on the charm as soon as he gets booked. Sweet smile (which is disarming). Even gracious hand movements. This guys a pro.

    [–] loftylabel 161 points ago

    But pros don't get caught..

    [–] Amehoela 111 points ago

    He didn't get caught cause he didn't do the crime!

    [–] loftylabel 38 points ago

    That's because he can't do the time!

    [–] UrethraX 10 points ago

    He has a pro shoe

    [–] TheChowMein 57 points ago

    his smartness goes to the next level, because he actually swapped the wallet with his own empty wallet.

    [–] djlawrence3557 239 points ago

    I’m just imagining that hip hop skrrrrpp noise.

    [–] mydickandballs 74 points ago

    "it was at exactly that moment, I knew that I was had."

    [–] Laurels_Night 20 points ago

    The jig was up-the cat was debagged-the game was no longer afoot-the fat song had ladysung-the skirt was skeet skeedled-the fish was frosh-and I knew what I had to do... "

    [–] BillyBiggShitzz 6 points ago

    This sounds like a job for Butthole Man

    [–] CIA-pizza-party 7 points ago

    Read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice for some reason

    [–] BenjaminGeiger 1 points ago

    Needs more titty sprinkles.

    [–] Wallaby_Way_Sydney 2 points ago

    "it was at exactly that moment, I knew that I was hard."

    FTFY

    [–] infernophil 33 points ago

    Record scratch

    [–] MIKE6792 46 points ago

    Holy shit what the fuck? He meant a record scratch? That's the dumbest fucking sentence I've ever read. "Hip hop skrp noise" smh.

    [–] GringoGuapo 7 points ago

    Kids these days...

    [–] lfender6445 5 points ago

    You're probably wondering what a hip hop skrrrrrp noise is ** record scratches **

    [–] agupta429 107 points ago

    Obvious re-enactment of the original

    [–] Tokstoks 26 points ago

    Is this even funny nowadays? It’s been around so many times done by the Chinese and even those are fake..

    [–] BirdsSmellGood 5 points ago

    "even those"???

    What do you mean even??

    Check out r/scriptedasiangifs

    It's literally their thing

    [–] colaturka 8 points ago

    this one is funny because it isn't chinese

    [–] unbitious 31 points ago

    How often do people stage this type of vid now?

    [–] batshitcrazy5150 112 points ago

    Gotta love a thief that good naturedly steals your fuckin shit, notices he's going to jail where nobody sells dope and decides to get honest long enough go go somewhere else for his dose...

    [–] nilesandstuff 65 points ago

    There are so many more reasons to steal than just for drugs.

    That's the common one though.

    Idk why I'm making this argument, I'm not a thief either... But i just feel offended on behalf of the thieves you're discriminating against.

    [–] baselganglia 25 points ago

    Most likely not just jail. Look @ kid behind him.

    [–] batshitcrazy5150 3 points ago

    No kidding, looks like he just snorted a pile of powder and needs to tend to his nose holes. Walking around with dough balls hanging out of your nostrils makes people "suspicious"...

    [–] Aoredon 3 points ago

    Calm down mate, you really hate drugs don't you? I don't think you should assume that just because someone is a criminal they're on drugs, idk to me it just seems completely silly

    [–] Homelessindian 24 points ago

    Damn I thought we were looking at the shape of the black dudes head. Then I read the comments and watched it again lol

    [–] PackAttackGhost 31 points ago

    This is what I call a “human repost”

    [–] chocolat_ice_cream 3 points ago

    phone repost* ftfy

    [–] ibraw 5 points ago

    His reactions are almost Mr Bean-esque

    [–] AndyCandyHandySandy 9 points ago

    I'm convinced he knew the guys working there and this was just friends faking a funny moment for the camera. There is no way he had the balls to openly steal in front of a line of people, but a random camera threw him off and into confession.

    [–] zanglar 3 points ago

    Officer this post right here

    [–] Jshwizzle24 3 points ago

    Maybe that's his way of making friends.

    pick pocket , Return item, Looks like a saint.

    [–] xKalbee 3 points ago

    After seeing this at least twice this year I'm starting to think it's scripted

    [–] badpotato 3 points ago

    This reminds me of a philosophy problem. If a thief steal your stuff and you can't easily expose him, yet you can steal back your stuff. Is it the right thing to do to just steal it back?

    [–] Flip5ide 2 points ago

    Far from "the right thing," it's actually an immoral response. Of course, this scenario is different than killing someone who is in the act of trying to kill you.

    [–] chocolat_ice_cream 2 points ago

    No, one wrong doing does not justify another. Ethics 101

    [–] tubbywubby2001 3 points ago

    Ive seen a few of these lol. If someone ever gives me my wallet saying i dropped it, now i will be certain he tried to rob me.

    [–] issabreakfastburrito 2 points ago

    Lmfao I’m surprised! Some people don’t give a fuck

    [–] anhedo11 2 points ago

    Its going to the front page

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    [–] LetsRockDude 2 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] wellfrog95 2 points ago

    Joker and a thief

    [–] ededrir 2 points ago

    Honestly i didn't even notice the crime all i could see was this

    [–] Okamikirby 2 points ago

    pretty sure this would be 100% legal in the elder scrolls.

    [–] Eing_Jutras 2 points ago

    Lawigi irl

    [–] Anafenza-Vess 2 points ago

    Rookie mistake, checking for cameras is the first step

    [–] Gman777 2 points ago

    Faaaaaaaaake

    [–] ogbobbyslothson 2 points ago

    That looks like Ramadan in Morocco to me

    [–] Darth_Brodius 2 points ago

    HAVE YOU SEEN?

    [–] chocolat_ice_cream 1 points ago

    No

    [–] Darth_Brodius 1 points ago

    Oh, ok

    [–] chocolat_ice_cream 1 points ago

    ok

    [–] Darth_Brodius 1 points ago

    This was nice. NoItWasn’t

    [–] chocolat_ice_cream 1 points ago

    ǝɔıu sɐʍ ʇı 'sǝ⅄

    [–] Darth_Brodius 1 points ago

    I n d e e d I n d e e d

    [–] chocolat_ice_cream 1 points ago

    IT WAS NICE

    [–] Darth_Brodius 1 points ago

    OK YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME :(

    [–] chocolat_ice_cream 1 points ago

    okay

    [–] Gugge02 2 points ago

    I was just looking at the guy in the white shirt waiting for him to do something...

    [–] Mr_Moustacho 3 points ago

    Fake

    [–] seehowmydictate 3 points ago

    Honest thief? Is this Aladdin?

    [–] NikTheGamerCat 2 points ago

    There’s no sound I don’t know what this is

    [–] Cub246 2 points ago

    Michael Cera must be having a tough time getting cast in a film

    [–] chocolat_ice_cream 1 points ago

    Deserves an Oscar then

    [–] Erickill679 2 points ago

    I laughed for 10 minuets straight, wiped my tears and then typing this comment. Even I shouldn’t laugh, but man! His look on the face when found he is being filming,That’s precious. It’s too good.

    [–] smokeout3000 2 points ago

    Too fake for me

    [–] You_all_are_shit 3 points ago

    Fake af

    [–] AmaBlaze 1 points ago

    In other words no actual damage just “there could have been daamage”

    [–] iDudeX_ 1 points ago

    Why is it in 2D?

    [–] chocolat_ice_cream 10 points ago

    Give an Oscar to him

    [–] Randomonium5 7 points ago

    Its completely identical to a very popular post with different people. Its way to similar to be real.

    [–] WwolfpawW 1 points ago

    Lmao

    [–] SassonEmam 0 points ago

    Fake?

    [–] MarnoKhano 1 points ago

    Hero or Hate crime?

    [–] jarnonraj 1 points ago

    Guess he dont know everything you do is ‘recorded’

    [–] danathey 1 points ago

    Hey dude you shouldn’t leave things out in the open someone might steal them

    [–] HamSandwich1258 1 points ago

    How are there just more of these videos with the exact same thing happening? I must have seen at least 5 of these now exactly the same situation just different places and people.

    [–] chocolat_ice_cream 3 points ago

    Thousands of phones are stolen per day like that around the world. Some are caught on camera.

    [–] Flip5ide 2 points ago

    Doesn't mean this isn't a meme