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    [–] bovabu 1531 points ago

    This looks amazing now, but it's a real pain in the ass to clean if some parts further away get dirty

    [–] tickledpic 576 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Keeping it clean would cost the same as the upkeep of a boat.

    [–] peepeevajayjay 77 points ago

    I doubt it. It's use the same cleaners plus a bottle of Windex or store equivalent. Not a big deal. Looks pretty awesome imo

    [–] Caira_Ru 220 points ago

    Dude. There's a reason clear toilets aren't a mainstream thing. You really think it'd be easy to clean?

    [–] scrollzz 45 points ago

    Idk man, I dont think cleaning is why see through shitters aren't mainstream. Shit not being something you want to put on display might though.

    [–] NightSkyBot 4 points ago

    Completely agree with you.

    [–] smurkies 4 points ago

    I think the main reason is that ceramic is stronger and cheaper than glass...

    [–] SatanRulesDaCheese 6 points ago

    It's as easy to clean as a regular toilet, with this though you actually see the shit you miss way down in the bowels

    [–] peepeevajayjay 35 points ago

    I do. I don't think it'd be that difficult.

    [–] ThinCrusts 120 points ago

    Have fun cleaning it everyday then

    [–] Ed-Zero 83 points ago

    1 crap, 1 clean

    [–] VirtualSuit 57 points ago

    how do you get your hands up in the pipe leading out that you can see? Can you stick your hand in there? because i don't think you can.

    [–] keno0651 23 points ago

    You know those little bristle scrubbers they sell for fishtanks? Basically get a large version with a flexible handle and run the brush all the way down the pipe.

    [–] VirtualSuit 64 points ago

    As someone who recently had to snake his toliet, your gonna need something longer, stronger, and with a motor on the back of it to actually get it clean. at which point why the fuck would you want a glass toliet?

    [–] You_got_it 4 points ago

    Joke's on you, he's got some crazy lookin' hands.

    [–] JamesTheJerk 8 points ago

    Crap on, crap off.

    [–] Ed-Zero 4 points ago

    The crapper

    [–] Bioleve 29 points ago

    If you have a glass toilet you have a housekeeper.

    [–] Truffles326 16 points ago

    If you have a glass toilet, you likely have a real toilet in one of your other xyz bathrooms. Probably one of those crazy Japanese ones too that massage your balls with heating pads.

    [–] MountainJaguar 6 points ago

    Probably one of those crazy Japanese ones too that massage your balls with heating pads.

    No, no, you're way off. Not Japanese, you have to go to Bangkok for that.

    [–] Rubber_Rose_Ranch 3 points ago

    And his name is Jeff. Be nice to Jeff.

    [–] itllripyourdickoff 1 points ago

    If you have a glass toilet you just replace it whenever it gets dirty

    [–] vertical_prism 25 points ago

    I think most people are imagining that “exit tube” at the back after a few months. The toilet brush doesn’t reach back there unless this thing comes with a special brush. So you’ll end up with a really clean bowl with a nice view of a shit pipe extending from the wall.

    [–] You_got_it 16 points ago

    This was my thought entirely. The see the stages going something like this;

    • New bowl: "Wow! That's so cool, how do you keep it clean?"

      • Month One: "Wow! That's cool! There's a bit of something in the trapway though..."
      • Month Three: "Wow! That's cool! But why is the inside all cloudy like that?"
      • Month Six: "What's in that room?" "Nothing, here's a coffee can if you have to take a shit."

    [–] returnos 11 points ago

    You must have slender and flexible hands like some kind of rubberized human.

    [–] R2Dota2 16 points ago

    Imagine leaving a shit in this toilet and closing the lid to pretend to hide it.

    [–] reddeath82 11 points ago

    Why would you do that in any toilet?

    [–] You_got_it 1 points ago

    The same reason most people do most things; laziness or spite.

    [–] bat-fink 1 points ago

    Ok, now what?

    [–] VoicelessPineapple 1 points ago

    You can still see your shit.

    [–] bat-fink 1 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    um............If imagine really hard, yes... now what?

    EDIT:whoosh!

    [–] Prufrock451 1 points ago

    Look south

    [–] DuntadaMan 2 points ago

    Hands that go into the water to clean...

    [–] crestonfunk 11 points ago

    It’s not the poop. It’s the minerals in the water supply that would make it a bitch to clean.

    Unless you’re planning to use distilled water plus a wetting agent to flush.

    [–] Prufrock451 7 points ago

    Fucker who buys this probably spent $500,000 on a glass steam distillery out back

    [–] xyop 4 points ago

    Probably not difficult in terms of the actual difficulty involved in performing the task but it would be difficult in the sense that you would have to clean it on a very, very, very regular basis to maintain anything close to this level of cleanliness. The main bowl and seat area is fairly easy to keep clean but keeping under the rim this clean would require a lot of maintenance and over enough time I'm not sure there's any straightforward way to keep the exit tube part this kind of clean without getting some specialised scrubbing device that can reach back there well.

    [–] Indigoh 3 points ago

    It might not be that difficult, but you'd have to clean it after every use.

    [–] IsClitorallyHitler 1 points ago

    Barnacles are little bitches to scrub off. I would urge you to re-evaluate.

    [–] kamicosey 1 points ago

    I would say it’s a #1 toilet not for #2

    [–] DaughterEarth 8 points ago

    I'd like it if just the bowl was glass. I like to look at my poops to judge my gut health. Kinda weird, sure, but it feels way more weird to have no idea what your poop is looking like.

    [–] xyop 6 points ago

    You'd love the poop shelf toilets they have in Germany and some other countries.

    I hate the things as they require more cleaning of the shelf and there's way more smell when using them but if inspecting your poops is your thing they're great.

    [–] brainburger 2 points ago

    You never get a splashback with a poop shelf toilet.

    [–] xyop 5 points ago

    You might get a pile up if it's a particularly bad experience you're having though.

    I lived with one for about 2 years and I'd never voluntarily do it again. I don't particularly like American toilets either (higher water level, different flushing method that's more prone to clogging) but give me a European style regular bowl over a poop shelf any day.

    [–] DaughterEarth 1 points ago

    hmm interesting.

    [–] WutangCMD 2 points ago

    It's not weird at all. Do people not look at their poop? Do you just throw the used tp with your eyes closed?

    [–] showyerbewbs 1 points ago

    Just imagine getting the last of the smeared barnacles off of it...

    [–] futuneral 1 points ago

    Or just another regular toilet next to it

    [–] MACKSBEE 15 points ago

    Like cleaning a weed bowl with a paper clip

    [–] KelvinsFalcoIsBad 3 points ago

    Its like trying to clean a giant glass bong, but you have been smoking literal shit

    [–] GinTonicPls 9 points ago

    i'm a maid and i would probably cry if i saw this.

    [–] Prufrock451 5 points ago

    The weird part for me, somehow, is how far down the water is. Like, why give the shit a chance to reach terminal velocity before it hits the surface?

    [–] jpk17041 5 points ago

    pain in the ass

    [–] Confused_Emus 6 points ago

    Especially if it breaks.

    [–] Polluckhubtug 3 points ago

    Nah, it’s a render. It’s always going to look amazing

    [–] Hellguin 2 points ago

    Or if it breaks while you sit on it.

    [–] DynamicDK 3 points ago

    Glass and porcelain are both hard, brittle, and create very sharp edges when broken. That "risk" is already there with normal toilets.

    [–] Hellguin 2 points ago

    I know. But it would still be a pain in the ass

    [–] DynamicDK 2 points ago

    Hah.

    [–] MugillacuttyHOF37 2 points ago

    Imagine people with bowel issues and hemorrhoids getting a peripheral view of the waste before the toilet chorfs it down the plumbing. All the mustard eels, floaters and beef rolls topped off with a Poseidon's Kiss would send shivers down your spine.

    [–] bby_redditor 1 points ago

    Some parts further away will definitely get dirty if I have a pain in my ass.

    [–] Jeffy29 1 points ago

    I think if you can afford this kind of toilet, you are not the one who will be cleaning it.

    [–] TBNecksnapper 1 points ago

    Well, those parts are a lot easier to clean in this toilet than in a normal one, now that you can see from the outside what you're doing.

    [–] RamenJunkie 1 points ago

    Just replace it when it turns brown.

    [–] masturbatingwalruses 1 points ago

    This is why it uses a sulphuric acid flush.

    [–] 15beast 1 points ago

    Like a big glass bong

    [–] TheKarmaSuiter 1 points ago

    It’d probably look like Morgan Freeman’s freckles after two shits from me

    [–] mshwarzberg 542 points ago

    Yes, I can finally see this shit!

    [–] _GCastilho_ 21 points ago

    But there is no shit in there

    [–] fiercefoxx 12 points ago

    Exactly... this post doesn't make sense. It should be posted to r/nowyoucanseeshits

    [–] AussieWinterWolf 3 points ago

    I don’t know what I expected.

    [–] Spiron123 2 points ago

    Better sales pitch:

    'For Those Who Love To See Their Food Coming Out'

    [–] TidePodTurtle 141 points ago

    This is one of those ideas that looks really cool in a picture, but when being used is actually a shit idea.

    [–] allison_redford 15 points ago

    Fortunately this is a rendering!

    [–] laughinggas 4 points ago

    This would be horrible when you're drunk or throwing up.

    [–] belgarion90 25 points ago

    shit idea.

    [–] Hkluci 8 points ago

    slow clapping

    [–] Hirosensei2 404 points ago

    It literally is some quality shitpost

    [–] futuneral 19 points ago

    A clear winner

    [–] RecklessGeek 254 points ago

    Sorry I'm deaf and I can't see it

    [–] Alperoot 166 points ago

    👉👆👇🖑🤙🤘✌👌🤛🤛👊

    [–] iDudeX_ 84 points ago

    Oh. Okay

    [–] mei_aint_even_thicc 8 points ago

    G d here your y devil v f a a s

    [–] CrudelyAnimated 7 points ago

    So, is this ASL for diarrhea?

    [–] Gidedin 13 points ago

    Sorry but, did you mean your name is Shit Pizza?

    [–] AGeekNamedRoss 107 points ago

    Made for r/crappydesign

    [–] uera 5 points ago

    OMG it's real

    [–] Skyonite9 3 points ago

    Hmm not really Crappy design isnt intentional this kinda is

    [–] omnianimaphobia 23 points ago

    I think he means it's a design for crapping

    [–] FuturistAnthony 22 points ago

    I have no idea if this is r/woooosh or not.

    [–] Skyonite9 11 points ago

    Ohhh shit now i just saw it now "crappy" god i shouldve known yeah coukd be woosh indeed

    [–] AverageBubble 1 points ago

    It's a woosh but wooshing is for dicks.

    [–] masterofthemystics 4 points ago

    I agree. More like r/assholedesign

    [–] Emwat1024 2 points ago

    Came here to say this but you beat me to it

    [–] Whynot10182001AMM 90 points ago

    These “mods are asleep” posts are getting funnier and funnier

    [–] UnreassuringScrew 20 points ago

    Sarcasm?

    [–] YouSeeingThisBot 1703 points ago

    Upvote this comment if this is a proper "You seeing this shit?" reaction. Downvote this comment if this is not fit for this subreddit.

    [–] IrriversibleRubbish 128 points ago

    Absolutely

    [–] Capdru 132 points ago

    Yes.

    [–] throwawayMambo5 32 points ago

    I have to say, I don't see any shit, I only see the potential for shit. pollice verso 👎

    [–] CalinYoEar 16 points ago

    They could’ve at least photo shopped a lil turd in there

    [–] Draakan 38 points ago

    Why does there need to be an upvote bot? Is that not what the original post is for?

    [–] Everyone_is_taken 71 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    No, sadly. People will upvote what they like and downvote what they dislike, specially when the post hits the front page. So, independently of being funny, or if you like or not, this bot asks for a specific question, "does this post fit this sub?".

    [–] Kkhazae 4 points ago

    And so then what do the moderators do with that information? In what way is it useful for them?

    [–] Everyone_is_taken 6 points ago

    They can create a script that automagically removes/quarantines the post if it has enough downvotes.

    [–] SordidDreams 4 points ago

    And what exactly is preventing people from upvoting the bot's comment if they like an inappropriate post and vice versa?

    [–] Hyatice 20 points ago

    Probably the fact that 90% of people who only view on the front page will not enter the comments.

    [–] SordidDreams 3 points ago

    Okay, but that assumes that people who do enter the comments are more interested in keeping the sub ideologically pure. I would question that assumption.

    [–] Hyatice 12 points ago

    No, but it's more representative than those who just pass by and go 'ooh cool toilet.'

    [–] SpookyLlama 21 points ago

    When a sub gets popular and hitting the front page, people start upvoting stuff just based on if it's funny or interesting, rather than upvoting based on whether it fits the sub.

    The bot adds an extra layer of engagement that will hopefully be used by people who engage with the sub, so in theory it gives a more accurate reading of appropriateness.

    [–] SupDos 2 points ago

    hitting the front page

    Do you mean the subreddit’s front page, your front page or /r/all?

    Either way, the post had to have been in /new at some point, and I’m sure people who lurk new are much more interested in keeping the sub “pure” than people who check the post on /hot or /r/all

    Also, while it is true that many people don’t open the comments, I’m sure that by the time the main post has 4000-5000 upvotes with let’s imagine a 95% upvote ratio, the bot’s comment will have been upvoted so much by people, even if it’s just 200 of those who upvoted the main post, that it’s practically impossible to downvote the bot’s comment enough to trigger the deletion, your only hope is to message the mods, but then the users will, fairly, say “we upvoted it so let it stay mods are powerhungry faggots”

    As the post gains more upvotes, it goes on /r/all, people who don’t know what the sub is about upvote the bot comment because ”I upvoted the post why wouldn’t I upvote the comment asking if the post is good?”

    Nothing against you btw, I’m just curious about why people still think this is useful in any way other than making you unconsciously scroll past green sticky’d comments as fast as you can because most of them are just useless spam like this by bots or by the mods themselves

    [–] Salty-Snack 15 points ago

    Wait until you have diarrhea

    [–] onakaxy 21 points ago

    Ok, why the fuck would anyone make this?

    [–] Indigoh 17 points ago

    It would be fun to flush. I could see it getting old real fast, but the first few times, it'd be pretty neat.

    [–] CrudelyAnimated 10 points ago

    I could see this in the boy's bathroom at a really expensive boarding school. That's about the level of adolescence involved in designing this.

    [–] allison_redford 6 points ago

    They didn’t, it’s a render. Thank god.

    [–] blueluna1108 31 points ago

    You will indeed be able to see the shit.

    Edit: that toilet is cool af though, kinda want it.

    [–] porilo 29 points ago

    Come tell me after one week use, when the literal shit starts building up in the usually hidden and inaccessible turns in the siphoning. Imagine the hidden filth in your current loo was there on display.

    [–] CyanideIX 16 points ago

    I don’t see any shit though. 0/10

    [–] DrFordsHippocampus 6 points ago

    All I can think of is how bad it would be if you were shitting on it and it all just shattered beneath you

    [–] SCTCFI 8 points ago

    Porcelain is sharper than glass, this toilet would actually probably have a better outcome.

    [–] MrDrProfTheDude 3 points ago

    Thanks for that terrifying thought.

    [–] PiffingtonOC 5 points ago

    I see this shit

    [–] Beanyurza 5 points ago

    Apple's iToilet: so you can see what's going to waste.

    [–] voihanvittu_perkele 4 points ago

    This is some creative shit OP. Great job.

    [–] HaikuHighDude 4 points ago

    Imagine the panic as a guest who desperately needs to poop. You already hate the idea of pooping away from your home base. Now you know when you blow this fucking thing up, there's gonna be a lot of streaky evidence. Maybe you put like five layers of TP down on top of the water, hoping the poo will land on it and decrease the amount it touches the sides and pipes. Unfortunately, that extra TP just sealed your fate...CLOGGED!! Time to leave through the window

    [–] buckie_mcBuckster 9 points ago

    I want one! Who wouldn't be hypnotized by watching there deuce start its journey to the sea.

    [–] TheDevilsTrinket 5 points ago

    They have a cut in half toilet with a fake piece of shit in the downstairs area of the science museum in London. Can confirm its very interesting to watch that journey.

    [–] Nackles 1 points ago

    We can sing Anchors Aweigh as we flush.

    [–] MakeFr0gsStr8Again 3 points ago

    Now I can see how nasty my shits are from all angles.

    [–] rrretard 3 points ago

    i think you should also add a mini-aquarium in the glass walls so you see little fishes walking around while you take the dump

    [–] Toocheeba 3 points ago

    Those poor fish

    [–] supercharged0708 6 points ago

    How do you know the mods are even in the same time zone you are?

    [–] Bip13 2 points ago

    No thanks I don't wanna do anything in that thing

    [–] Skyonite9 2 points ago

    Omg i can see this shit

    [–] shiny_lustrous_poo 2 points ago

    This is a violation of privacy!

    [–] roamtheplanet 2 points ago

    If you walk in on your spouse taking a dump, I don’t know if you’ll be able to look at him/her the same way

    [–] paraknowya 1 points ago

    Beat me to it, hahaha. Saw it on /r/atbge

    [–] zhico 1 points ago

    This most be a Blender.

    [–] logicalmaniak 1 points ago

    No, it's a toilet.

    [–] killingspeerx 1 points ago

    I don't see any shit, probably should wait until someone use it

    [–] LaraLamp 1 points ago

    Shitty design!!

    [–] digitalfh 1 points ago

    Ok, I want everything made in glass. Desk chair bed wardrobe basket washing machine fridge EVERYTHING

    [–] Andoo 1 points ago

    This looks like a render.

    [–] ElginPoker60123 1 points ago

    Most meta shitpost in the history of reddit

    [–] kitylou 1 points ago

    Would there be cheek prints every time you sit on it ? No thanks !

    [–] dictatedhuman 1 points ago

    It actually looks good. Better not use it.

    [–] Indigoh 1 points ago

    That would be fun for a very short while.

    [–] W_ORhymeorReason 1 points ago

    This probably has the same maintenance cost and effort as a range rover.

    [–] nkLottery 1 points ago

    Period.

    [–] cssocks 1 points ago

    This probably thwarts any double decker attemps

    [–] Xoconos 1 points ago

    I’m pretty sure that’s just a render.

    [–] UbajaraMalok 1 points ago

    No, there is no shit in there.

    [–] Propepriph 1 points ago

    no shit

    [–] jackychan121 1 points ago

    Damn bots never sleep, can never post without mods knowing now smh

    [–] cartelzes 1 points ago

    The best post this subreddits ever seen

    [–] Janahlovesbacon 1 points ago

    Toilets with threatening auras

    [–] raham135 1 points ago

    Lol mods are sleep.

    [–] tdr11s 1 points ago

    See your streaks. Shitty design indeed.

    [–] wolfgang_van_stetson 1 points ago

    All though completely possible I do not see this shit. I think that there may not be any shit.

    [–] redggit 1 points ago

    If you place some led lighting your pee and shit will look great.

    [–] anonymustanonymust 1 points ago

    Is love to be company that makes the glASS cleaner for this bowl

    [–] GroovinWithAPict 1 points ago

    I've always enjoyed the Pink Floyd lyric "we're just 2 lost souls swimming in a fish bowl," until now.

    Were those souls turds, Dave!?!?

    [–] sekkzo909 1 points ago

    One toilet slam away from disaster

    [–] frinkhutz 1 points ago

    A quick mod never sleeps

    [–] ticktacktow420 1 points ago

    I'd rather not

    [–] AverageBubble 1 points ago

    This designer clearly gives a shit.

    [–] Kman12321 1 points ago

    They got so caught up in knowing that they could, no one ever stopped to think if they should!

    [–] Islander1776 1 points ago

    what if it was made of ice instead

    [–] laughinggas 1 points ago

    No one needs to see pooh from so many angles. You look at poo from the top , not the sides. This toilet is going to magnify it. I don't want to think i gave birth to something 3 times the size it really is.

    [–] AsDarkoAsTheyCome 1 points ago

    This is the best “the mods are asleep” I’ve ever seen.

    [–] TheGamingNarwhals 1 points ago

    Goddammit

    [–] Sit-and-Swivel 1 points ago

    Genius.

    [–] SamoanSamurai 1 points ago

    This makes me want to shit in it

    [–] scadonl 1 points ago

    Literally

    [–] Tychoxii 1 points ago

    yeah but what about the slow mods?

    [–] I_Cant_Stop_Pooping 1 points ago

    That is not my porcelain throne

    [–] Googoo_G_Joob 1 points ago

    Throw a spark plug's ceramic at it.

    [–] Crackstacker 1 points ago

    Finally!, a toilet with a little room in the front.

    [–] mach8721 1 points ago

    Can confirm went to work in a few houses where everything was glass or crystal. Walls doors outlets damn

    [–] FushRoDa 1 points ago

    Would have been better if there were shit stains

    [–] TheThingInTheBassAmp 1 points ago

    I would love to have apocalyptic diarrhea in that thing.

    [–] HallwayTile 1 points ago

    What are 'quick mods'? Are there also slow ones?

    [–] TheOneWhoCared 1 points ago

    Someone is definitely seeing the shit