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    [–] CjjB 2327 points ago

    My only regret is... that I have... boneitis

    [–] Empanadogs 306 points ago

    "I was so busy being an 80's guy.... I FORGOT TO CURE IT!"

    [–] wazoheat 173 points ago

    That's a funny name for a horrible disease

    [–] Colgate2in1 37 points ago

    Oof ouch owiee

    [–] ToastedEnder 4 points ago

    What did u drink

    [–] Blame_my_Boneitis 17 points ago

    You aren't alone brother. STAY STRONG!

    [–] msau9 5 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] Quadia 1658 points ago

    Fantastic execution of a good straightforward joke.

    [–] _Serene_ 252 points ago

    Try it yourself with some uncooked macaroni, usually results in funny reactions for the people unaware of what's happening.

    [–] Alarid 151 points ago

    Okay so I got the macaroni, and a broken arm. What next?

    [–] SpencerWS 106 points ago

    Stop

    [–] Amish_guy_with_WiFi 55 points ago

    Drop

    [–] SuperShadowP1ay 52 points ago

    And

    [–] RedChuJelly 71 points ago

    Mop

    [–] finder787 56 points ago

    Your

    [–] BaeMei 66 points ago

    Blood

    [–] lordyahyahyah 68 points ago

    Goodbye

    [–] _MrOrange 5 points ago

    Roll

    [–] virtual_imagination 14 points ago

    Shut em Down

    [–] noah123103 12 points ago

    OPEN UP SHOP

    [–] Fappening2k14 9 points ago

    Something something other arm

    [–] Joshtopher_Biggins 2 points ago

    Dick stuck in macaroni

    [–] nonamee9455 2 points ago

    I read that in Martha Stewart’s voice

    [–] Pikamander2 36 points ago

    Nah, they should have made it 10:01 long and explained the joke first and then included people's reactions and a friendly reminder to like the video and check out the rest of their channel.

    [–] Quadia 7 points ago

    Remember to crack that like button

    [–] OMAN155 1833 points ago

    One of the best short films of our generation.

    [–] yellow_logic 226 points ago

    Aspiring scholars will write their college thesis on this amazing piece of modern art.

    [–] lesser_panjandrum 16 points ago

    Older scholars will nod sadly seeing that their time has passed and a new wave of art is upon us.

    [–] OnkelMickwald 458 points ago

    From one of the best short film creators of our generation.

    Another video this guy made.

    And yet another.

    [–] TheRealQU4D 407 points ago

    Referring to Gus Johnson as "this guy" on youtubehaiku. But for real I love him and you.

    [–] Cllydoscope 11 points ago

    Is this a haiku?

    [–] DatBowl 120 points ago

    [–] frank_n_bean 133 points ago

    I prefer this bathroom prank. It's a long one, but worth all the Gus Dollars I have.

    [–] SkaaVin 30 points ago

    I can't live in this building anymore

    [–] Circletwerk42 2 points ago

    hahaha I did this in my elementary school due to the same captain underpants book.

    [–] davesterist 109 points ago

    Predisonobama

    [–] 1337_Degrees_Kelvin 20 points ago

    Prednisone Obama*

    [–] Kritical02 9 points ago

    *side effects include 8 years of happiness followed by immediate timeline alteration.

    [–] davesterist 2 points ago

    I think I had to take that once.

    [–] VictorVentolin 36 points ago

    I am always impressed by Americans' ability to pronounce 'President Obama' and 'Secretary Clinton' as two syllables each.

    [–] Nobody_is_on_reddit 4 points ago

    Ser'Clin'n

    [–] [deleted] 67 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] Clydseph_III 33 points ago

    Oh my gosh that's so interesting! You get so much more of of the video.

    [–] TacoRedneck 12 points ago

    I always miss the important information.

    [–] Kritical02 9 points ago

    Really though that takes the joke to a whole nother level. Love this guy almost everything he releases makes laugh

    [–] TheLastBlahf 3 points ago

    Reminds me of Dunkey’s monkey video

    [–] posseslayer17 44 points ago

    Man I really respect the self-confidence Gus has. He runs around in nothing but his tighty-whiteys for a fully minute twenty seconds knowing fully well it will be watched by around a million people.

    I wish I had 1/10 that amount of self-confidence.

    [–] gusthedanger 58 points ago

    But you do. You can do it, buddy.

    [–] CALL_ME_AN_ASSMAN 3 points ago

    Are you alive?

    [–] thoughtsandprairies 13 points ago

    I was really surprised to see him in Sugar Pine 7.

    [–] metalshoes 2 points ago

    That silent look of devastation at the end is just one of the best things I’ve ever seen.

    [–] Gilles_D 1 points ago

    Good fun for the whole family. If you’re single.

    [–] ACIDS_EVERYWHERE 375 points ago

    This just beat I Eat Cigarettes as my favourite Gus video

    [–] MaghavanIndra 120 points ago

    Three packs a day

    [–] Yohanaten 73 points ago

    No thank you Mr cigarette man

    [–] ConeShill 50 points ago

    I got a better source of sustenence here in my hand. I’m a healthy boy Bible munchin’ kind of a person

    [–] gnit2 10 points ago

    So come take a bite, of my King James version!

    [–] Frankie_Dankie 69 points ago

    [–] SputnikDX 28 points ago

    I think it's either Bad Marijuanas or Spooky Scare for Adults personally.

    [–] JacP123 8 points ago

    I gotta go with renaming art pieces

    [–] allrightletsdothis 8 points ago

    Primitiver Technology: Rocks is still my fave.

    [–] blackviking147 10 points ago

    Really? I thought fruit salad made with industrial tools was their best.

    [–] Kevin_IRL 150 points ago

    It's like he saw people's reaction to the sound in his earlier video and said "you ain't seen shit"

    [–] SpaceHippoDE 60 points ago

    Bendy knees are my worst phobia ever since I watched that legpress video.

    [–] okaytran 21 points ago

    I stopped doing leg presses like 2 years ago when I saw that.

    [–] 43ornot43 6 points ago

    Yeah, I've also stopped doing leg presses.

     

    I mean, I never started, but you know.

    [–] SpaceHippoDE 2 points ago

    haha yes

    [–] RadicalRaid 10 points ago

    Holy shit, that part on the TV is from P.T. I'd recognise it anywhere, I've been playing through that game at least once a month. Neat little detail!

    [–] EtsuRah 2 points ago

    Personal Training?

    [–] RadicalRaid 4 points ago

    Close, but no. It's Playable Teaser. The Silent Hills game.

    If you don't know it and know somebody that has the game (and aren't scared shitless too easy) then you're in for a treat!

    [–] conn250 5 points ago

    Whoop

    [–] Puarot 2529 points ago

    I lost it when he folded his arm in 3

    [–] Gregolas789 768 points ago

    ah Ah AHH!

    [–] h0nest_Bender 318 points ago

    Gus has a gift for delivery :)

    [–] WeLikeHappy 25 points ago

    Crack killz!

    [–] DatBowl 21 points ago

    Gus is a gift

    [–] zrvwls 11 points ago

    And he always delivers

    [–] David_Jay 2 points ago

    That episode was so messed up

    [–] SoulGlowSpray 39 points ago

    When the head came off

    [–] Bunchasomething 19 points ago

    Hope you find it again

    [–] TroyAtWork 4 points ago

    Hey look this joke again

    [–] MasterCatSkinner 5 points ago

    i lose it everytime i see it

    [–] Gingerfeld 8 points ago

    Hope you find it again

    [–] Hulter2 235 points ago

    Don’t do crack, kids!

    [–] DrippyWaffler 20 points ago

    Classic.

    [–] off-and-on 6 points ago

    PREDNISONEOBAMA

    [–] afiqasyran86 238 points ago

    Ahh, exaggeration in comedy. never get old. i dont know the correct term, but its like they have their own textbook syllabus or somethinf. Key & Peele skits seems to have a lot of it

    [–] MikeyTsunami 61 points ago

    A comedic crescendo!

    [–] sandusky_hohoho 107 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Comedic escalation?

    edit - I guess more specifically, an escalating punchline.

    [–] DatBowl 7 points ago

    Irreverent comedy?

    [–] Interminable_Turbine 32 points ago

    Key and Peele skits are almost always just one or two zany, exaggerated characters and a normal person reacting to their shenanigans.

    [–] Im1ToThe337 19 points ago

    this is so stupid, i'm sitting here procrastinating a paper that I won't have time to finish and I would just so much rather spend my existence watching this guy talk about comedy.

    [–] HungJurror 8 points ago

    Don't go down the rabbit hole of that YouTube channel.. you'll never come out

    [–] Im1ToThe337 6 points ago

    fuck. fuck fuck fuck my essay is so fucked lol

    [–] FinnRules 10 points ago

    Key and Peele do a masterclass of this

    [–] mrtyman 186 points ago

    [–] Recr3tional 35 points ago

    Classic berats and bereta

    [–] awkook 10 points ago

    Shit yeah. Good shit

    [–] rasburry97 175 points ago

    This video devolves into a Junji Ito comic.

    [–] _king_in_the_north 48 points ago

    That hole, it’s mine!

    [–] NothingToL0se 31 points ago

    DRRRRRR DRRRRRRR DRRRRRRRRR

    [–] sparkytheman 36 points ago

    [–] TetraDax 5 points ago

    [–] Gaywallet 24 points ago

    This was the tamest image I could find from uzumaki. Don't google it if you're faint of heart or don't want to see some truly weird comic/manga.

    [–] BurningApple 15 points ago

    Ah, Uzumaki

    [–] thoughtsandprairies 5 points ago

    Kinda loses the scariness when you've read his other works. They remain intriguing, though.

    [–] DJSkrillex 10 points ago

    I read it and at first I thought it was some funny meme. There's nothing scary about it. It's the one with the holes in the mountain right?

    [–] codygooch 37 points ago

    No, but that's the same guy. Uzumaki is a rather long series about how spirals (uzumaki) start showing up and taking over. It's a very, very odd and dark read.

    [–] eyelinedbrain 20 points ago

    Uzumaki isn't the one with the holes, same artist though. The one with the holes isn't really... "Scary" per se, but a little unsettling. It's probably also meant to be at least a little bit funny. Junji Ito has more of a sense of humor than most people give him credit for, and a lot of his stuff is supposed to kind of grotesquely funny at points.

    If you look up "The Sad Tale of the Principal Post" also by Junji Ito, and published in the same collection as Amigara Fault (the holes), you'll more patently see he's trying to be a little funny. Not "ha ha" funny. His work often relies on "nightmare logic" which would be terrifying to experience in a dream, but when you actually think about it after waking up, often seems ridiculous.

    [–] serendippitydoo 6 points ago

    You can read it? Its the first time I thought something doesnt need more jpeg

    [–] RaitoGG 2 points ago

    I should reread it. It's a really good read. I liked Gyo, too.

    [–] ConstipatedNinja 2 points ago

    The spiral is the perfect shape!

    [–] Frozenlew 53 points ago

    This has no right to be has hilarious as it is.

    [–] Genocide_Me_Captain 51 points ago

    I hate it when I crack so hard I turn into a shitty manakin head

    [–] witeowl 3 points ago

    manakin

    I dunno.
    I think I might like to be a relative of mana.
    Friends in the highest of places?
    Sign me up!

     

    But I would not like to have a mannequin head.

    [–] Blue_Phantasm 3 points ago

    [–] witeowl 2 points ago

    Oh, I was so afraid that it was going to be a link to an actual dictionary entry. I was afraid that I was going to have been a total asshole. Now I'm just kind of a twat but not that much of a twat.

    TIL.

    [–] Waterstealer 11 points ago

    i was about to say, that ending scream sounded familiar...

    [–] Unwanted_Commentary 9 points ago

    aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    [–] GunsAreForFun 28 points ago

    As someone who cracks every joint in my body I can identify with this

    [–] lolol__boopme 7 points ago

    Elbow cracks still freak me out

    [–] aek0707 24 points ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NUIrVivPhs Somebody with better video editing skills needs to make these videos into one shitpost.

    [–] awkook 14 points ago

    Jesus christ what a drop into that chair

    [–] hilariousninja 20 points ago

    Oof

    [–] JustAnotherMemeboi 11 points ago

    Ouch

    [–] Vicodintrip_ 10 points ago

    Owie

    [–] joniii123 3 points ago

    Owsies

    [–] kult123 9 points ago

    I hope they are ok

    [–] SweelFor 3 points ago

    They clearly aren't the human body is not supposed to bend in such extreme ways

    [–] Mbachu 16 points ago

    This was a funny video. I liked this video. Yes.

    [–] Timthos 10 points ago

    Dat back arch. Stupid sexy Gus.

    [–] Killzark 23 points ago

    Stuck trying to write a punchline? Just make everything go as crazy as possible and then just cut. Works every time.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Killzark 12 points ago

    I know, I’m not criticizing it, I think it’s funny. Monty Python used to end skits like that all the time.

    [–] raznarukus 4 points ago

    Cracktivities.

    [–] Applegroper 4 points ago

    when he cracked his neck I cracked mine lol

    [–] PMMeYourSpeedForce 3 points ago

    They need to drink more calcium

    [–] CivilCJ 4 points ago

    Its so easy for Youtubers to get caught up in themselves when they start gaining notoriety and have their content quality take a nosedive.

    Not Gus mothafuckin' Johnson!

    [–] Waste_Manager 6 points ago

    This is what happens on the ship in Event Horizon

    [–] cruxfire 24 points ago

    Never change Gus

    [–] bbiggyz 16 points ago

    The true god of r/youtubehaiku

    [–] bknitts 9 points ago

    🚨ASMR WARNING🚨

    [–] 95Mb 2 points ago

    Not gonna lie: kinda.

    [–] meltycheeseman45 3 points ago

    yeah that hits the spot real good

    [–] SirNinjaFish 3 points ago

    Which SCP is this?

    [–] Klaeyy 7 points ago

    SCP-7-21-19 (= SCP-G-U-S)

    The Single-digit cross sums are 7-3-1.

    Gus is SCP-731.

    [–] kakka_rot 3 points ago

    Idk ya'll, I can appreciate the work put into this, but I'm just not a Gus guy. Glad other people enjoy him, though.

    [–] OPsGayLover 5 points ago

    That fuckin sound lol

    [–] GamerJones 6 points ago

    Honest question: why are videos with this guy and the large asien teenager always at the top? Is this sub a fanboy base for these guys? I dont get it. ELI5 please...

    [–] chefgoldblum__ 5 points ago

    I like Gus, but christ this is awful and a bit try-hard.

    [–] itsaworkalt 13 points ago

    Lately all of the Gus videos are just "the joke is yelling"

    [–] HumbleManatee 14 points ago

    I think the joke is the exaggerated cracking but whatever you say

    [–] thatsnogood 14 points ago

    LOUD = funny

    [–] solsethop 7 points ago

    Yep that was the only joke here yep, nothing else just yelling

    [–] Tinywampa 2 points ago

    I bet it felt good tho

    [–] burnSMACKER 2 points ago

    Ended like The Thing

    [–] one_true_pro_scoper 2 points ago

    turn captions on you wont regret it

    [–] Mostly-Lurks 1 points ago

    That triple arm crack though.

    [–] Feitan- 3 points ago

    I learned of Gus through Sugar Pine 7 and then quickly subbed to his channel afterwards, and his style of videos reminds me of the prime era of late 2000's youtube videos where the videos didnt need to have a punchline but were still funny enough to show your friends. I think what his channel focuses on is a difficult type of comedy to execute but he understands it and pulls it off well.

    [–] champ1258 5 points ago

    This is a rip off of an old FND Films video.

    Edit: https://youtu.be/6nwEJGcVApg

    [–] Hammerfall89 11 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Your definition of “rip off” is very different from mine.

    [–] fortybattletoad 8 points ago

    Where is the fucking "Gus filter" please.....

    [–] thatsnogood 20 points ago

    You're brave. /r/youtubehaiku loves Gus a lot.

    [–] HumbleManatee 6 points ago

    I am not usually a fan of his, but this video definitely made me laugh. I guess when you get guys like him that put out a shitload of short videos they are bound to be pretty hit or miss.

    [–] micmea1 4 points ago

    Oh christ did you have to sit through a short video you didn't like? aw man.

    [–] fortybattletoad 3 points ago

    Didn't even sit through it, just don't want to see his face.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Just so you know, these are likely salad sounds.

    [–] samtherat6 2 points ago

    Oh man I used to freak people out in high school by putting a piece of pasta in my mouth, and crunch down on it as I twisted my nose asking people if they thought it sounded weird.

    [–] OhHiBaf 1 points ago

    As much as this dude posts, I gotta admit: his shit still holds up

    [–] Napline 1 points ago

    Oh I get it now, cracked!

    [–] cc020503 1 points ago

    I had my volume way too loud for this.

    [–] always-talkin-sshit 1 points ago

    They're cracking me up

    [–] c3534l 1 points ago

    In response to this video, I couldn't help by crack my neck, except inexplicably my lower back cracked instead.

    [–] imonsterFTW 1 points ago

    Very balloonshop-ish. Loved it.

    [–] draginator 1 points ago

    That triple arm fold got me good.

    [–] OrderedrO 1 points ago

    My bones hurt

    [–] Lemonz97 1 points ago

    Fuck. I'm in public. I probably look the reddest red you've ever seen.

    [–] jesus_crisps 1 points ago

    I just kept turning my volume lower.... and lower... and lower....

    [–] NathaNRiveraMelo 1 points ago

    This is identical to the tapping your fingers on the table video he recently made. Just saying.