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    [–] Liars of Reddit, how many times has your grandmother died? 70sBulge 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Haha, I bet this schtick starts to wear off on you after a while. like you'll be in public and start to spin a yarn and be like "oh, wait, this isnt reddit"

    [–] Rich people of reddit, what do you not understand about poor people? 70sBulge 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm from WV. I moved to Florida to escape this very thing.

    15yrs ago this fall.

    it worked.

    [–] Stop the match that Cam has a family! 70sBulge 5 points ago in buccaneers

    Cam must be starting to come apart at the seams.

    like why would you even offer up this info...

    calling for a midseason Cam meltdown, MMW

    [–] Proctologists of Reddit: Just how the heck did you end up in that field and how do you feel driving to work in the morning? 70sBulge 3 points ago in AskReddit

    its 930 am right now (Eastern Standard Time). On a friday.

    what in the fuck makes you think proctologists aren't all knuckle deep right now? Or just asleep or in transit to their butthole jobs?

    post this shit on Saturday evening.

    [–] Rich people of reddit, what do you not understand about poor people? 70sBulge 2 points ago in AskReddit

    because why bring yourselves up when you can just bring everyone else down?

    [–] Rich people of reddit, what do you not understand about poor people? 70sBulge 2 points ago in AskReddit

    why their priorities are stuck on the daily and not the long run.

    let me be clear about generational poverty though. it is VERY hard to break free from.

    most people are stuck there and there is very little they can do about it.

    listen, if you are poor, ease up on the baby making, folks. two should be the limit.

    [–] What giant movie plot hole is still bothering you? 70sBulge 4 points ago in AskReddit

    there were four pieces of bonding agent used to stick the poster to the wall. the top two (top two corners) were never loosened. gravity reattached the bottom two or just did what gravity does and let the poster hang there.

    [–] You can control a celebrity's life for an hour. Who will u control and what will u make them do? 70sBulge 5 points ago in AskReddit

    pick one I dont like and make them say the N word, while shitting themselves, whilst naked, on the red carpet.

    that should do the trick.

    [–] What a story 70sBulge 78 points ago in tumblr

    I was about to point this out.

    and '71 and '51 were two different worlds. OP could have interjected something about them fucking right then and there on the street and I might have believed it.

    [–] "My IQ is way above the average (200) and it took me approximately two seconds to understand the pattern. I..." [-87] 70sBulge 236 points ago in NegativeWithGold

    I'm the one that gilded this obvious satire.

    here is dudes response to the gold:

    A gold award for me? Hmpph, I think I've deserved it. The good you've done to the society by giving my Reddit comment a gold award should bring you enough joy. Honestly I think you should be thanking ME for letting you give me the award. After all my IQ is 200 (way above the average). Well I'm a humble and thankful person so I'm going to thank you anyway! How about I let you listen to my speech confirming the flat earth or maybe you want me to show my study about vaccines leading to homosexuality research?

    For real thanks my dude! I reeaally hope you werent excited about that vaccine research because i dont have it. Idk what im supposed to say in this message so i just kinda ?? Have good day :)

    [–] Weepingchoke. 70sBulge 6 points ago in secondsketch

    you can deal with it

    [–] Meanwhile in China. 70sBulge 307 points ago in gaming

    I'll tell you in 3-5hrs

    [–] Being a male nursing major 70sBulge 4 points ago in pics

    it's a meme from within the last 1.5yrs

    [–] Looking to Retire to WV 70sBulge 0 points ago in WestVirginia

    make sure they know that is not going for that price

    [–] How do you do, fellow kids? 70sBulge 1 points ago in memes

    he must be talking about his 1999 Oldsmobile Alero

    [–] to all you men, do you only show PDA in front of friends for someone you genuinely like?? 70sBulge 0 points ago in AskMen

    gross. don't even kiss me in public.

    like maybe a quick goodbye or hello kiss, ok.

    but do not try to make out with me in public. never been a supporter of PDA. trashy.