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    [–] What makes a blowjob "good"? 9drank7up 3 points ago in AskMen

    Yes. Wanting is a huge factor in good sex.

    [–] What makes a blowjob "good"? 9drank7up 4 points ago in AskMen

    What benefit would there be to that?

    [–] Trump attacks San Juan mayor on Twitter 9drank7up 3 points ago in worldnews

    I voted for the other guy in the primary.

    [–] Four Generations in One Photo. 9drank7up 1 points ago in pics

    I should do this!!!! Oh that's right, my parents and grandparents are dead and I have no kids.

    Edit: I didn't realize how depressing this was in reality until I made the joke.

    [–] What makes a blowjob "good"? 9drank7up 150 points ago in AskMen

    Not joking: The first time I met my now girlfriend, a group of us eventually stopped to get ice cream cones. From the time she started licking her ice cream till the time she finished the last bite, she didn't say a word. She just kind of got lost in the experience. That's when I knew she was the one.

    [–] What makes a blowjob "good"? 9drank7up 40 points ago in AskMen

    Agreed.

    One of them could even get off just strictly from sucking. Nothing else necessary.

    [–] What's something fundamental that men misunderstand about women? And vice-versa? 9drank7up -4 points ago in AskMen

    Certainly going to get downvoted for this: Treat grown women like you would treat an 8 year old little girl, but don't be obvious about it. Obviously, if you are too obvious, it will come off as condescending.

    [–] What makes a blowjob "good"? 9drank7up 8 points ago in AskMen

    This girl gets it!

    [–] What makes a blowjob "good"? 9drank7up 38 points ago in AskMen

    I'd like a BJ from Jenny Hendricks or Erica Clapton.

    [–] What makes a blowjob "good"? 9drank7up 545 points ago in AskMen

    I think a better word might be desire... Of all of the women I've gotten blowies from, I can recall 4 who were memorable... All did it differently, but the common denominator was that they REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANTED to be doing it. Like, "wow, I get to suck your dick? Thank you for the privilege! Gimme, gimme, gimme!!!!"

    The rest seemed obligated.

    [–] The 9/11 Teardrop Memorial, donated to the USA from Russia 9drank7up -1 points ago in pics

    ...and then we bombed their airport because they bombed our enemy.

    [–] Where is the internet? 9drank7up 2 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago) in shittyaskreddit

    The internet surrounds you. You are the internet. The internet is you. It is in your heart and also in your mind. When you laugh, it is the internet. When you cry, it is the internet. When you love, it is the internet. Internet loves you. Internet knows when you are awake, and when you are sleeping. Internet knows if you have been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. Internet knows what you did last summer. Internet knows that Uncle Mike's death wasn't an accident. Internet is and always will be. Internet will tell your great, great, great, great grandchildren about you, about the kind of man you are, about the time you rescued that puppy, about how you entered into a relationship 7 times in 3 years, about how you won 1st place at the state finals, and most of all, internet will show your descendants that video of you and your buddy both double-teaming that ugly chick from chemistry class. They will debate whether you were bi-sexual or not. 7 of them will say "yes, you were bi", and 3 will say "no way man! That's just incidental contact!" Never feed internet after midnight. Don’t get internet wet. Don’t expose internet to sunlight. Internet comes in 3 delicious flavours... Cherry, lime, and cola!

    Internet is watching you right now.