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    [–] Owf ouch my gun control propaganda AccessTheMainframe 2 points ago in bonehurtingjuice

    Remember the American revolution where private citizens handed the British government their ass beating.

    No I don't because that never happened.

    Private citizen militias under-performed consistently throughout the war, and towards the end were primarily entrusted with guarding against Indian attacks and slave revolts rather than any real combat.

    The Americans won because they had the Continental Army, and it was a professional force trained and drilled along European lines that could fight and defeat British Regulars in proper pitched battles. Militias could not. They were largely useless.

    [–] Ottoman officials surrender the city of Jerusalem to the British, 1917 [2995x3913] AccessTheMainframe 1 points ago in HistoryPorn

    I've heard similar stories about the gulf war, where Iraqi army units would surrender to unarmed CNN news crews.

    [–] Dortmund before and after WWII AccessTheMainframe 1 points ago in europe

    Actually having googled it seems it's now disputed.

    Regardless, each passing day was countless more innocents murdered, especially with the death marches in the final weeks of the war.

    [–] An American Empire AccessTheMainframe 1 points ago in paradoxplaza

    How are you at 2.88 infamy?

    [–] Dortmund before and after WWII AccessTheMainframe 10 points ago in europe

    For context, Anne Frank was still alive in March '45.

    The war wasn't "already over" by any means.

    [–] Charlize Theron, 1991 AccessTheMainframe 19 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    Apartheid was also legal in South Africa in 1991

    [–] Judge in Paul Manafort trial says he has been threatened and is now under U.S. Marshal protection AccessTheMainframe 10 points ago in news

    The traitors are in the house guys

    Well yeah. Russians can't be traitors by definition unless they're undermining Russia.

    [–] Ban life jackets AccessTheMainframe 31 points ago in FunnyandSad

    has become

    Well "shut that whole thing down" quote is from 2012, so I suppose it's been that way for a while now.

    [–] In your headcanon, who shot president Kerensky? AccessTheMainframe 2 points ago in Kaiserreich

    Comrade Bond.

    The real life inspiration for James Bond was William Stephenson, and he's a Winnipeg-born Canadian.

    So James Bond would not be a comrade.

    [–] Children no longer find rabbits cute, after new unit introduced to public AccessTheMainframe 3 points ago in Cyberpunk

    It might be easier to wage a guerrilla insurrection if you're not all wearing fur suits, I'd suspect.

    [–] Anon is a furry AccessTheMainframe 3 points ago in greentext

    hairstylist location

    [–] Kaiserreich: Together for Victory AccessTheMainframe 7 points ago in Kaiserreich

    Would they declare war if their demands were satisfied?

    The Nazis demands were nothing less than the full subjugation of Europe and the vassalisation of the British Empire. They never would have stopped.

    If the allies allowed the Nazis to carry out their butchery in Poland, they would have kept going with each demand more outrageous than the last.

    [–] Kaiserreich: Together for Victory AccessTheMainframe 14 points ago in Kaiserreich

    Polish government not handing over the corridor were stupid mistakes.

    The dispute of over the corridor was just a pretext for war, so the Nazis could invade all of Poland and carry out the mass murder of it's people.

    That was always the plan.

    [–] Keep that in mind AccessTheMainframe 1 points ago in wholesomememes

    ACTUALLY IT'S A NET DETRIMENT TO THE ECONOMY

    [–] Hermione Granger cosplay AccessTheMainframe 10 points ago in pics

    No.

    What the poster above you meant to say was that seam is where you're vulva would have been. The actual vagina is the channel that leads to the uterus inside the body, not the rest of the female genitals.

    Sex reassignment surgery involves splitting the penis and inverting it. That's the only way for you to get a vagina, so no, you can't go fuck yourself in quite the manner that you are describing.