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    [–] Weekly Trash Talk Thread - August 13, 2018 AequusEquus 6 points ago in Overwatch

    EVERY TIME I SEE TWO SNIPERS, I THINK "THIS IS MY CHANCE TO PRACTICE MY DPS"

    [–] Weekly Trash Talk Thread - August 13, 2018 AequusEquus 2 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in Overwatch

    I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON TELLS ME I SHOULD HAVE USED GRAVITON WHEN OUR TEAM IS SPLIT AND HALF DEAD I WILL LOSE MY SHIT.

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME TO USE GRAV WHEN THERE'S A DVA WITH HER DEFENSE MATRIX UP IN MY FACE.

    AND ESPECIALLY DON'T FUCKING BITCH AT ME WHEN YOU BEG FOR THE GRAV AND IT GETS EATEN BY THE DEFENSE MATRIX BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO IT ON MY OWN SCHEDULE.

    HELP ME PLZ

    AND EDIT: WHY CAN I ONLY EVER WIN LIKE TWO COMP GAMES MAX PER DAY? I CAN DO A STEADY CLIMB DURING THE WEEK, BUT IF I PLAY MORE THAN TOO IT'S A GUARANTEED LOSS. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT THE WEEKENDS.

    [–] When even the sexbots reject you AequusEquus 1 points ago in shittyrobots

    I literally can't realistically imagine it

    [–] When even the sexbots reject you AequusEquus 3 points ago in shittyrobots

    Or... someone who enjoyed it...

    [–] Don't ignore the police AequusEquus 3 points ago in JusticeServed

    *you're externalizing yours onto other people in the form of anger, which isn't healthy.

    [–] When even the sexbots reject you AequusEquus 22 points ago in shittyrobots

    WHOOP

    WARNING

    WHOOP

    INTRUDER ALERT

    [–] When even the sexbots reject you AequusEquus 21 points ago in shittyrobots

    What were the arguments for and against? IMO it seems to make sense in cases where therapy doesn't cure the desires, but otherwise it's kind of like...it would be like saying that pedophilia is okay in a way? Idk

    [–] When even the sexbots reject you AequusEquus 11 points ago in shittyrobots

    One time I lived in this shitty apartment with cross beams going across the living room ceiling that weren't sealed properly and wasps would sometimes crawl in through them. Nightmare fuel

    [–] Don't ignore the police AequusEquus 3 points ago in JusticeServed

    His sarcastic joke was actually pretty funny...you've got some insecurities man

    [–] Don't ignore the police AequusEquus 0 points ago in JusticeServed

    Says the guy who earlier stated that he would have loved to see the driver get gunned down for this...yeah, I'm sure you had a stable father figure and contribute to a society I want to live in. (Hint: you're the problem here)

    [–] Don't ignore the police AequusEquus 8 points ago in JusticeServed

    This, exactly, thank you. It's called "de-escalation," and it doesn't seem to be widely practiced in the U.S. Our cops are power-tripping ass-holes. You're right; he could have accomplished the same thing in a non-violent manner.

    [–] Don't ignore the police AequusEquus 2 points ago in JusticeServed

    Just another ass cop

    Where do I sign up?

    [–] Don't ignore the police AequusEquus 0 points ago in JusticeServed

    Nah, the car was already moving when the cop moved his foot under the tire. It was stationary when he first stepped in front, but then when it started moving, the dingus put his foot closer to the tire as if that would stop the guy from continuing to move his car. Both of these guys are dumbasses

    [–] Got out at the right time AequusEquus 2 points ago in memes

    I can't even imagine :( I didn't have internet throughout high school, but I was able to use the library and school computers to get what I needed. But even that was because I had transportation and didn't have to work much. I'm sorry you went through that

    [–] Oh. You Thought You Were SLICK Huh? 😦 AequusEquus 5 points ago in IdiotsInCars

    But... wouldn't the driver's vision of small children be severely limited if they're in the front of such a large vehicle???

    [–] Oh. You Thought You Were SLICK Huh? 😦 AequusEquus 2 points ago in IdiotsInCars

    I have a friend who had just pulled forward into the intersection at a four-way stop, and a bus was opposite of her, also having just stopped at the stop sign. So my friend goes through the intersection across to the other side where the bus had just stopped, and as she's doing that, the bus put out it's stop sign...the camera on the bus recorded this and she got a ticket in the mail. Red car guy is an ass, but sometimes the tickets don't make any damn sense

    [–] This "design" upsets me on a daily basis... AequusEquus 51 points ago in CrappyDesign

    They have them in Black Mirror too! If that were actually a possibility, it would look pretty sweet