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    [–] Illinois becomes 11th state to allow recreational marijuana Affordablebootie 1 points ago in news

    No kidding. I ran from Illinois it was so corrupt... This is absolutely nothing more than money issue to them. They give zero fucks if people are on drugs

    [–] Illinois becomes 11th state to allow recreational marijuana Affordablebootie 1 points ago in news

    Yea but it's effectively free now. They're not going to charge you with crimes that are slated to be legal soon. The timeline matters more to business... They can shut you down for tax and licensing reasons right now. Come January it won't matter but right now it does.

    [–] This super market had tiny paper bags instead of plastic containers to reduce waste Affordablebootie 1 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    I think it's safe to assume if we just keep in well contained landfills, we will find a way to recycle it later.

    [–] The Pentagon Revealed Its Nuclear War Strategy and It's Terrifying Affordablebootie 1 points ago in politics

    Constitution is barely in tact, but still is. New leadership can reverse the damage. But it's gotta happen. I know most of the worlds citizens still envy this country. We just need to show them this last couple decades was not who we are.

    [–] Disney and Soros among super-rich urging US government: tax us more Affordablebootie 8 points ago in politics

    It won't effect any of them. That's the point. They could donate 90% of their wealth and still live comfortably.

    [–] The Pentagon Revealed Its Nuclear War Strategy and It's Terrifying Affordablebootie 2 points ago in politics

    This country has proven a ever stronger economy is more effective at snuffing out rogue nations compared to weapons. Focus on American citizens. Build this place so fucking strong everyone wants to be us and decides to copy us.

    [–] Sanders to propose canceling $1.6 trillion in US student debt Affordablebootie -3 points ago in politics

    The Dems will say so much crazy shit it will make the incumbant seem same

    [–] ELI5: If physical exercise/working out releases endorphins, why isn’t it more addicting? Affordablebootie 1 points ago in explainlikeimfive

    This is me. 6 years ago I started running. Once a week. 10 min runs. It was hell. Everything hurt (I was 30)

    I kept going and over the months I added more time and days. The routine fluctuated until I settled on 3 days a week with 15 min runs. Last two weeks I bumped it to 4 days a week, but I run at a 5k 20min pace so it was too much. I'm going back to three for now and will try again in a month or so. I'm really weak right now, I definitely ride that line between over worked and underfed, but nothing hurts anymore. Ever. Just get tired if I go too much/too hard.

    [–] How can you tell if a girl likes you? Affordablebootie 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Initially you have a good idea when she pushes her vagina over your dick. Seems like an even better bet when she moves in. Almost safe to assume when she marries you. After a few kids you just go with the flow BAM MOTHERFUCKER, BYE BOY. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. and she's with a different dude and never really liked you anyway.

    [–] What do you feel would be a better system to integrate into Reddit than the traditional vote system? Affordablebootie 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Show a 5 second ad every time you hit the back button, but it you double back to skip the ad the post doesnt get an upvote. No downvotes ever, those are dumb

    [–] Crash Team Racing - 20 Years Later Affordablebootie 1 points ago in gaming

    My plan is to wait until my 70s to get back into gaming

    [–] ELI5: Is the vagina relaxing during arousal a bad thing? Affordablebootie -2 points ago in explainlikeimfive

    Babies tear vaginas open. That's why doctors slice them open with a knife first.

    [–] Mad Skillz Affordablebootie 49 points ago in funny

    How the fuck did he decide bailing earlier would be worse than slamming your heart into the handlebars?

    [–] The 1% owning 80% of everything is a slight improvement from Monarchy Affordablebootie 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    In economics they told me the rich can't take most of the money because the economy would get so bad they would go broke

    They also told me there were 9 planets in the solar system. Then they said no it's 8. Now it's back to 9

    It's all fucking bullshit. Grade k-12 is daycare. Shit ass waste of time daycare.

    [–] A moist owlette Affordablebootie -14 points ago in aww

    So much better than gross annoying dogs

    [–] Do sex toys become alive in Toy Story? Why or why not? Affordablebootie 6 points ago in AskReddit

    Isn't everything in that movie a sexual innuendo? Or did I watch it wrong

    [–] The closer you get to a restroom the more you have to go Affordablebootie 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    No single point can exist because it would always be twice as far as halfway between any other point.