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    [–] Why does this always happen to me! AlexTheRivers 1 points ago in Wellthatsucks

    Obviously didn't microwave it long enough.

    [–] Every Pokemon AlexTheRivers -2 points ago in coolguides

    Too many, theres only 151 pokémans

    [–] Blessed Skeletor AlexTheRivers 2 points ago in blessedimages

    I want this because reasons.

    [–] blessed_handsome boy AlexTheRivers 67 points ago in blessedimages

    Rocket going to anger management classes.

    [–] Blursed_Shoes [OC] AlexTheRivers 3 points ago in blursedimages

    Makes insurance fraud a breeze!

    [–] Cursed_Pear AlexTheRivers 2 points ago in cursedimages

    Oh boy, an affront to nature itself.

    [–] Homemade Grilled Chicken Legs AlexTheRivers 2 points ago in FoodPorn

    It looks amazing, but also looks like deep fried and seasoned male parts.

    [–] The apocalypse is here. AlexTheRivers 7 points ago in postapocalyptic

    A hatchet, a camelback, and this sandwich I'm still eating.

    [–] Seizure awareness guide AlexTheRivers 4 points ago in coolguides

    I love shake 'n Bake, it's my got-to seasoning for chicken.
    I was just pointing out others didn't giggle at your joke, didn't mean to come off as a party pooper.

    [–] Seizure awareness guide AlexTheRivers 12 points ago in coolguides

    I appreciate the dark humor, but I don't believe this is the place for it.

    [–] Blursed_Yoda AlexTheRivers 0 points ago in blursedimages

    Maybe if you post it a 4th time it'll be funnier.

    [–] Blursed Avocado AlexTheRivers 1 points ago in blursedimages

    Beans are friend

    [–] Shits frozen yo AlexTheRivers 1 points ago in Wellthatsucks

    This was how I broke my door handles on my truck a few years ago.