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    [–] I had to fill out this incident report at work yesterday. TGIF! Aloramother 7 points ago in KidsAreFuckingStupid

    Because it happened with a new teacher fresh out of college and didn't seem to know how else to handle it

    [–] I had to fill out this incident report at work yesterday. TGIF! Aloramother 12 points ago in KidsAreFuckingStupid

    My daughter has a kid in her class that's like that. She got everyone in trouble one day by throwing a desk at the teacher. When they were 6

    [–] If you say so Aloramother 1 points ago in funny

    Sounds exhausting to me by hey so long as everyone knows and consents more freaking power to ya

    [–] How was today? Friday, January 18, 2019 Aloramother 4 points ago in Howwastoday

    Today my appendix almost burst on me and I had to get surgery. It's was incredibly painful.

    [–] Why do cup noodles come with dried vegetables but not block noodles? Aloramother 3 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    I like to put frozen vegetables in my block noodles when I'm cooking them.

    They probably don't come with them because the cups are a meal to go and you're supposed to make the blocks at home with ingredients you have if you want them

    [–] Why does my ex still have me blocked? Aloramother 3 points ago in Advice

    If it was easy she wouldn't need to block you to ignore you. Obviously there's still hurt there on her end

    [–] How do I eat salad without looking like an idiot? Aloramother 1 points ago in Advice

    I eat salad with big leaves in my hand. I'll roll it up and dip it in the dressing which I usually get on the side.

    Might still look like an idiot but it's cleaner.

    [–] If you say so Aloramother 5 points ago in funny

    Yeah it's not a great joke

    [–] Should i track down someone I have ghosted to apologize? Aloramother 1 points ago in Advice

    I would write a letter and have the friend deliver it. Old school style you know.

    [–] Should i track down someone I have ghosted to apologize? Aloramother 2 points ago in Advice

    I don't think reaching out is a bad thing. Just don't push it if she isn't interested. Start with a hey I've been thinking about you lately and missing you how have things been?

    [–] Should i track down someone I have ghosted to apologize? Aloramother 2 points ago in Advice

    Do you want to be friendly again or are you planning on just apologizing and going back to not talking?

    [–] If you say so Aloramother 11 points ago in funny

    The guys wife is asked why she is upset

    The wife says why don't you go ask your hoes

    Picture of guy asking his hoes why his wife is upset.

    Because the wife probably didn't mean for him to literally do this it's funny that he took it seriously

    [–] I want to cry Aloramother 1 points ago in Advice

    Maybe watch a sad movie or TV show or a song that makes you cry.

    Whiskey lullaby Usually does it for me

    [–] Boyfriend is cyber cheating, should I record my proof for later? Aloramother 1 points ago in Advice

    He sounds like a real piece of work. Get him gone and live your life free of his physical and mental burden.

    [–] Boyfriend is cyber cheating, should I record my proof for later? Aloramother 1 points ago in Advice

    He's still going to try to guilt you into thinking you're the bad person. Even if you have proof he can say you pushed him into her arms or some other bullshit.

    They are saying you're acting like you need to defend yourself but you really don't. You can break up with him any time you want.

    [–] Cereasily excited. Aloramother 2 points ago in funny

    Well there's a video I haven't seen in a long time

    [–] What are some of your author pet peeves? Aloramother 4 points ago in FanFiction

    Making a character speak an entire English sentence and throwing in Japanese words. If they speak a different language than the other characters that's one thing but don't just do it to show off your weeb knowledge.

    [–] What, were you trying to read or something? Aloramother 2 points ago in AnimalsBeingJerks

    Then you roll on your belly and the cat moves to still be between you and the book