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    [–] My boy did nothing wrong. AlphaSoftware 166 points ago in RoughRomanMemes

    Barbarian spotted.

    /s

    [–] Rip Spinners! AlphaSoftware 15 points ago in Brawlstars

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    [–] What do I still have to achieve to be part of the Gang? AlphaSoftware 2 points ago in MortisGang

    Having Mortis automatically makes you part of the gang. But you can try to improve your dribble, only using 1 ammo to catch the ball :)

    [–] It is what it is AlphaSoftware 1 points ago in dankmemes

    Hey u/larperdoodle, this might be a repost

    [–] Harambe deserved to die. AlphaSoftware 1 points ago in teenagers

    But then the initial pain when the dart hit would triggered Harambe aggressive behavior, which would probably end in a tragedy...

    [–] gentlemen AlphaSoftware 2 points ago in dankmemes

    Then wtf do you jack off to?

    [–] Are we blind? Deploy the votes! AlphaSoftware 3 points ago in PrequelMemes

    How did this happen? We’re smarter than this!

    [–] Change My Mind... AlphaSoftware 1 points ago in MortisGang

    It’s already in the game mate

    [–] How dare he say that AlphaSoftware 5 points ago in dankmemes

    You were just as beautiful as the day I lost you

    [–] More, More, More AlphaSoftware 281 points ago in PrequelMemes

    Because of Obi-Wan?

    [–] Yaay AlphaSoftware 1 points ago in MortisGang

    No that is a bait account, the real Migueon has a “u” in their username

    [–] Oh god it burns AlphaSoftware 12 points ago in dankmemes

    I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.