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    [–] Why AptMoniker 3 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    /r/rage or /r/iamatotalpieceofshit

    [–] What's that one product that is completely worth your money? AptMoniker 569 points ago in AskReddit

    There are key locking mounts but a bb held into hex bolt hole with some candle wax is a good deterrent. Melt wax to remove.

    [–] After years of daily outrages, I’ve realized something AptMoniker 1 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    Avoiding every positive thing in your life isn’t healthy either. There is way more to be grateful of and there are people out there doing incredible things that aren’t all tied to oppression narratives and tragedy. The whole point of the post was about being put in a bad mood by bad news early in the morning.

    [–] I've taken a broken COSINA HDL-875 super-8 film camera apart and found out that it's made up out of 721 parts of which 248 are screws and 57 pieces of electrical wiring.. Amazing to see the amount of components they put in such a small device! The camera was made in Japan in 1975. (zoom in on image) AptMoniker 2 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    /r/knolling

    [–] Finally getting my Aortic and Mitral valves replaced tomorrow. It’s been a long, frustrating road but it’s finally coming to an end. AptMoniker 16 points ago in happy

    Yeah no lifting anything over 8 pounds for 6-8 weeks was our directions. Also, it helped when they said, “you are now a T-Rex with your range of motion.”

    I’m happy that you’re getting that fixed but these people do this every day. They won’t let you leave the hospital until you shit so some Thai brought in from a family member is what did it for us. I set up calendar notifications for my wife’s meds for the first two weeks out. Pills every 4 hours are the pits.

    [–] Can we ban "Yo Momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, stupid, and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times AptMoniker 292 points ago in Jokes

    Yo momma ate all OPs other comments.

    [–] Finally getting my Aortic and Mitral valves replaced tomorrow. It’s been a long, frustrating road but it’s finally coming to an end. AptMoniker 104 points ago in happy

    Good luck buddy. My wife just got her aorta grafted at 40 two weeks ago. (Her first heart surgery was at 12.) It’s going to be tough to shit because of the pain meds and the food will suck but you’ll be up and going again fast at such a young age. The pacer wires were worse than the drain tubes for her. Chapstick was helpful after the surgery. All the best homie. You got dis.

    [–] Anybody have a good video for a style like this? AptMoniker 2 points ago in AdobeIllustrator

    I do not even fuck with grains in illustrator. They look like shit most of the time. I will build everything out in illustrator and bring smart objects into photoshop.

    [–] NBD Just finished my first build AptMoniker 1 points ago * (lasted edited 16 days ago) in FixedGearBicycle

    Oops meant blue to match the king.

    [–] NBD Just finished my first build AptMoniker 1 points ago in FixedGearBicycle

    Blue spacers! Blue wend wax!

    Just a thought. Looks fun.

    [–] Is this a murder ? AptMoniker 1 points ago in MurderedByWords

    Whoa projecting. I’d keep an eye on that if i were you. You can look at my other comment for clarity.

    [–] Is this a murder ? AptMoniker 1 points ago in MurderedByWords

    Oof i could have worded my drunk post better. I question the motive behind asking that type of question to a child. But, there also isnt any context because its a fucking tweet and perhaps thats my real problem with it.

    [–] Is this a murder ? AptMoniker 91 points ago in MurderedByWords

    Right? To me that’s injecting some sort of ideological nonsense into a child’s life. If he really believed/acted what he professed it might be more valuable to take his kjd to the library or go on walks for the sake of adventure.

    [–] Remember when Epic Games was known for the Gears of War series and not Fortnite? AptMoniker 1 points ago in gaming

    YEP. Spent countless hours practicing different shield jumping techniques with buddies. I fired it up the other day to mess around and I can still suicide with doublejump shock rifle combo!

    [–] Remember when Epic Games was known for the Gears of War series and not Fortnite? AptMoniker 2 points ago in gaming

    Found the flak spammer. Just for that, I'm gonna chase you around with the link gun. :P

    [–] What is your favorite "holy crap this actually works" trick? AptMoniker 169 points ago in AskReddit

    Some milk?

    [–] Just found my very old, VERY DIRTY, CounterStrike Wolf King Warrior. She's still kickin' AptMoniker 2 points ago in gaming

    Yeah that game had a core of untouchable players. I got that keyboard as a flow gift from wolfking and was on G4 tv playing with my vCTF team. Wish I still had the video of us playing Team Pure.

    [–] Just found my very old, VERY DIRTY, CounterStrike Wolf King Warrior. She's still kickin' AptMoniker 11 points ago in gaming

    I still have mine. The wasd has fingernail imprints from my competitive ut2k4 days.

    [–] I've got an aerodynamic bike... from winter AptMoniker 2 points ago in FixedGearBicycle

    #tukt

    [–] Oeil - White (Japanese Shoegaze) AptMoniker 3 points ago in shoegaze

    good bot.

    [–] It’s really do be like that. AptMoniker 8 points ago in bikewrench

    My people.

    [–] Most underrated restaurants in Austin AptMoniker 1 points ago in Austin

    Muthafuckin trash browns at Drinks baby.

    [–] See how 10 different movie sounds are made AptMoniker 23 points ago in BeAmazed

    Not to be confused with Huge Yakman, who is more menacing.

    [–] Lassos are just weaponized nooses AptMoniker 9 points ago in Showerthoughts

    A noose is a weapon as much as a crowbar is a weapon. The knot had and still has a purpose beyond hanging people.

    But i get it.

    [–] NBD 🙂 AptMoniker 10 points ago in bicycling

    That's so dope. Reminds me of Ghost in the Shell.