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    [–] Whose Bolter is it Anyway? 7/20 Araluena 9 points ago in 40kLore

    Corax sees Batman stalking the night and approves of his technique, if a little unrefined.

    [–] Whose Bolter is it Anyway? 7/20 Araluena 37 points ago in 40kLore

    Russ destroys Magnus’ pizza because Magnus wanted pineapple, but everyone agreed that pineapple wasn’t allowed on a pizza.

    [–] Whose Bolter is it Anyway? 7/20 Araluena 20 points ago in 40kLore

    “… yes.”

    +DO NOT LIE TO ME OMEGON, FOR I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU HAVE SPENT YOUR GROCERY MONEY ON WARP STICKS AGAIN. WHEN YOU RETURN, YOUR PUNISHMENT SHALL BE SEVERE.+

    [–] Whose Bolter is it Anyway? 7/20 Araluena 20 points ago in 40kLore

    redials

    "My son. I just wanted to tell you that you are very dear to me and I cherish the time we spent together, even though it was but a brief moment in our long lives. when this Crusade ends, I swear we will be more together."

    Perturabo: cries in happiness “Thank you Father, you know how hard it is for me to be permanently stuck in Rogal’s shad-“

    Big-E: “Damn it! Why did Malcador change my contacts? Never mind Perty Boy, that was meant for your brother Horus.”

    Perturabo: wails and destroys his surroundings, crying and cursing the names of his family

    [–] Whose Bolter is it Anyway? 7/20 Araluena 32 points ago in 40kLore

    “Fuck off Lorgar, you know what you’ve done.”

    [–] When the darleks visit my work place Araluena 3 points ago in doctorwho

    Or the tall Mortys

    “Did I xternmate yet?”

    [–] Trump's EPA rolls back Obama-era coal ash regulations Araluena 1 points ago in news

    Fucks sake man, I love to complain but this is Onion level satire.

    [–] To this day this is still my favourite Star Wars piece I own. Araluena 2 points ago in StarWars

    I swear I read this somewhere, but I can’t remember where:

    Didn’t the 501st become terrible at one point during/after the Empire, and was nicknamed “500-worst”?

    [–] Glory to Reme! I mean Rome. Araluena 10 points ago in HistoryMemes

    They were actually quadruplets and Romulus built his city on the graves of his deceased brothers.

    adjusts tinfoil

    [–] Trump’s top economic adviser says deficit ‘is coming down rapidly,’ contradicting virtually all available data Araluena 15 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in Economics

    “We desperately need to cut down on government size and spending, look at that damn debt!

    “We have the largest military known to mankind throughout history, and spent $700 billion on it last year. Can we start there?”

    “Oh goodness no. Let’s give NASA a quick kick in the nads while it’s down to save 50¢.”

    [–] Time to Bury the Illusion of a Republican Revolt Against Trump Araluena 2 points ago in politics

    Oh, you poor soul! Did your supply of Pinot Noir at least last through your horrific ordeal?

    [–] Bears on Welfare Araluena 1 points ago in MurderedByWords

    #NotAllBlackBears

    [–] New trailer for The Clone Wars Araluena 2 points ago in StarWars

    Tell the galaxy we’re coming home!

    [–] New trailer for The Clone Wars Araluena 11 points ago in StarWars

    Simple: Tom Holland doesn’t have anything to do with it.

    [–] Doctor Who: Series 11 Trailer Araluena 10 points ago in doctorwho

    We’ve had serious for a good while now. Can’t we just have a bit of fun?

    [–] Doctor Who: Series 11 Trailer Araluena 59 points ago in doctorwho

    “Oh, for God’s sake…”

    [–] meirl Araluena 26 points ago in meirl

    It’s Whitney bitch.

    Lady Gaga plays on the radio