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    [–] Thermite Cannon Autarch_Kade 1 points ago in gifs

    Yeah, it sure looks awesome though compared to like a glorified version of lighting a fart on fire.

    [–] What's the dumbest way someone's ever died? Autarch_Kade 1 points ago in AskReddit

    You see people like that all over Reddit though. How they'll teach their kids all about guns and shooting even at a way younger age.

    It's not surprising at all that accidents happen, and when lethal weapons are involved, people die.

    But that's not popular.

    [–] What's the dumbest way someone's ever died? Autarch_Kade 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Because people can be trained like dogs to associate one thing with another.

    Pavlov trained dogs to respond to a bell by salivating and being hungry.

    People train themselves to feel pleasure even through things normally horrifying or disgusting. They've warped their minds to such an extreme that they're risking death just to feel a bit of enjoyment.

    Even other fetishes likely develop the same way - hey there's some pleasure associated with this other thing that doesn't feel good, therefore this other thing actually is good! Nah, you just fucked your mind up over time.

    [–] What's the dumbest way someone's ever died? Autarch_Kade 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Yeah? Did you learn that in medical school, or your ass?

    [–] What's the dumbest way someone's ever died? Autarch_Kade 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Wow, her name is Monalisa. I'm assuming she didn't inherit much of value from parents who named her that. Seems like idiots fall for idiots.

    [–] TIFU by not just signing my name on a grievance card. Autarch_Kade 2 points ago in tifu

    So is the dog alive? Because I have an idea to make your note work...

    [–] Thermite Cannon Autarch_Kade 1 points ago in gifs

    Wow, the one in a video game looks pitiful compared to this one

    [–] I watch the patchnotes show for insight into balance changes, not for the exclusive skins. Autarch_Kade 1 points ago in Smite

    And the actual written patch notes - things to sell you go at the top. Balance changes go at the bottom.

    Bug fixes are non-existent.

    [–] School shooting suspect could lose public defender after reports of $800K inheritance Autarch_Kade 16 points ago in news

    His mom died last year and his new guardian had his brother involuntarily committed and was after his inheritance.

    Maybe the circumstances played a huge role.

    [–] 2.6.1 lasted 42 days this time last year. It had 1500 pilots with 1hr+ in Squad Battle. 3.0, at 60 days has only 90 Autarch_Kade 2 points ago in starcitizen

    The game seems to be more of a screenshot creation studio than a game. Their focus seems to be on making new art assets to sell players, and new backdrops for them to take screenshots. Let the players do the marketing, and they reap the money from new players and new things to sell.

    There isn't much to play. The features take forever.

    Why complete the game when you can make hundreds of millions selling props and promises?

    [–] This is what democracy looks like. View from the Capitol in Tallahassee right now. Autarch_Kade 1 points ago in pics

    So if courts undermine the 1st amendment, people with guns start shooting legislators? Yeah, sounds like a great way to defend it. /s

    [–] Mass shooting plot for SoCal high school thwarted by alert security guard Autarch_Kade 1 points ago in news

    The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy... who listened and made a phone call.

    [–] How...ironic... Autarch_Kade 1 points ago in Smite

    Or he might have wildly missed his attacks because of the lack of precision at max sensitivity. Just a problem in general with console turn speed. By default you're wildly screwed, and at high sensitivity there are other problems.

    [–] Paul Schrader: “Before, you were always dealing with people who came up through the movies and who loved the movies,but in the last 10 or 15 years, the people who finance movies don’t particularly like movies. They have a financial model. And if you don’t adhere you get replaced." Autarch_Kade -4 points ago in movies

    True. But the record breaking sales seem to indicate that the movies being made are more desirable to watch than previous ones.

    In other words, if the goal is to make money by having a lot of people see your movie, you'd make a movie that a lot of people actually want to see.

    And yeah, some movies that few people want to see don't get made. But overall, I don't see it as a bad thing or conflict of interest that studios are making shitloads of money by making movies people really want.

    [–] Why do we call "#" a hashtag and not pound? Autarch_Kade 5 points ago in Jokes

    You British and your pounds. When will you join the metric system?!

    [–] School district adds armed officers after Florida school shooting Autarch_Kade 1 points ago in news

    How do you think the murder rate in schools compares today to say 30 years ago?

    We have things we need to work on, including gun violence. Nothing to do with the media, not sure why that's brought up here.

    [–] That’s some damned good design Autarch_Kade 1 points ago in pics

    SING me a song.

    SIGN you see on a building.

    [–] School district adds armed officers after Florida school shooting Autarch_Kade 6 points ago in news

    We didn't used to need them at schools. That's why this change is sad. It's a sign of the times.

    Shouldn't be that hard to understand.