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    [–] Lord of the rings must be about marriage Awportune 1 points ago in Jokes

    So it really is about marriage πŸ€”πŸ€”

    [–] Atoms are the pixels of real life. Awportune 485 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Better yet, you can pull up a picture of an atom on a PC with an Intel atom processor. You'll be a bunch of atoms looking up a picture of an atom on a machine made of atoms powered by an atom made of atoms, and the picture is composed of pixels which are the atoms of real life which are created by LEDs which are composed of atoms.

    I can barely atom up

    [–] Cooler than you Awportune 5 points ago in rarepuppers

    Cooler and simultaneously warmer than me

    [–] What's the weirdest food combination that you love? Awportune 2 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago) in AskReddit

    The steak can be warm, you just plop I've cream ontop of it

    Edit: ice cream, my phone is dumb

    [–] Whats your "oh wait, I think I know that person" story from Reddit? Awportune 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Someone commented on a post and mentioned my high school. turns out, they were in marching band with me and even played the same instrument

    [–] My potato heart. Awportune 2 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    This is a triumph