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    [–] Why!?! BanAllPineapples 65 points ago in AnimalsBeingJerks

    Time to start then! It is never too late. Just get a pack of eggs and sit on them for an hour everyday. Wait 2 weeks and voila, you'll have your own tiny animals walking around

    [–] TIFU by telling my three year old daughter that I would eat her booty BanAllPineapples 479 points ago in tifu

    So you're just a normal guy who just happens to go around asking for Tits, right?

    [–] TIFU by telling my three year old daughter that I would eat her booty BanAllPineapples 289 points ago in tifu

    1. You eat their booty

    2. They lose body mass

    3. They lose leg stability

    4. They slow down/stop

    5. You catch them easily

    6. Profit

    [–] Outstanding Move! BanAllPineapples 6 points ago in memes

    And yet, they stop water

    [–] Outstanding Move! BanAllPineapples 16 points ago in memes

    The glorious Worker's party gives you its full support, comrade

    [–] True BanAllPineapples 2 points ago in dankmemes

    Necrophilia?

    [–] when you choke on your food BanAllPineapples 5 points ago in dontdeadopeninside

    And you transition into Chinese midway