My friend bought me this. We're in a legal state 😆

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-21T08:37:07+00:00

Look at you still trying! So precious, with your extra letters and everything.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-21T08:01:27+00:00

Yeah, that only works if you successfully make fun of someone, pumpkin. “lol, grammar nazi” doesn’t quite count, I’m afraid. Aww, is that a withering insult where you come from? Cute.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-21T06:51:19+00:00

Yes, why? Why do I love this?

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-21T05:35:08+00:00

You’re probably hitting combustion at that temperature, but either way a lower temp will definitely help!

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-21T05:32:11+00:00

Since you tried to tell me it’s my fault for not communicating properly, it’s actually pretty relevant that you don’t know how to do that. And sure, it was a typo you did twice. Definitely the phone’s fault. Also, I noticed you are ignoring the entire second part of what I said, so I’m going to assume you don’t have any sort of real response. Enjoy your tantrum.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-21T02:34:22+00:00

I hope this means you’re finally going to stop talking.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-21T02:03:29+00:00

lol, do you think I couldn’t read the insults, both veiled and otherwise, you already used on me? You may have a severe deficiency when it comes to reading comprehension, but I do not. Eat a bag, hypocrite. And - once again, because you seem confused by the concept - BYE.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-21T01:51:49+00:00

And you were a waste of your mother’s time and your father’s load. Have a terrible day!

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-21T01:42:03+00:00

Wow, that’s a wall of text to say nothing. But since you’re still only responding to your own assumptions instead of my actual words (what, exactly, would I “like to happen?” I’m confused because I didn’t say I wanted a single thing to happen), I’m going to bow out and let you keep monologuing at yourself - since that seems to be the only person you’re actually talking to. Bye.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-20T23:27:39+00:00

Or because I can see that’s what’s happening? And no, you just think you did those things, but as mentioned you didn’t manage to actually address my comments. You instead posited a straw man and tore that down.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-20T21:50:50+00:00

You seem unstable. I’m not going to respond to you anymore, as it’s a waste of time.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-20T21:23:59+00:00

Ah, you’ve actually responded to MY words. With completely unverifiable “statistics” and a terrible analogy, but at least it was mostly relevant!

I do agree with one of your points, though. The statistics do speak for themselves. https://www.vox.com/2015/10/1/18000520/gun-risk-death

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-20T21:02:51+00:00

First off, it’s “your.” Maybe it’s not my grasp of the English language that’s at fault here.

Second, you inferred a bunch of crap I never implied nor said. It is literally nowhere to be found in my statement, so that is entirely on you. Again, I refer you back my actual words and their actual meaning, which are devoid of any of the judgments you assumed.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-20T20:49:59+00:00

Nope, that wasn’t the argument I made, either. If you guys are gonna gun brigade, can you at least respond to what’s being said?

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-20T19:16:45+00:00

That’s not even remotely a response to what I said.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-20T19:07:39+00:00

No, it’s saying EXACTLY WHAT THE WORDS I SAID MEAN. Your weird assumptions based on your deep-seated insecurities aren’t my problem. I didn’t say it was disgraceful, I didn’t imply anyone was beneath me, I said the desire to have a gun - which is legal - isn’t the same as wanting to have the equality I currently lack. That is what I said, that is what I meant. If you can’t respond without lame straw men, don’t respond.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-20T17:32:16+00:00

Where did I even say it’s disgraceful? If you’re going to angrily respond, try reading what you’re actually responding to.

But sorry about overthinking my lack of equality, bro. Thanks for being here to let me know how I should feel about it.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-20T17:28:22+00:00

Aww, no Lagavulin.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-20T17:16:21+00:00

Statistically speaking, you’re more likely to be shot if you have a gun in your home than if you don’t. It’s not that critical of a tool if it causes exactly what you’re trying to avoid.

I dunno, I just don’t understand the fantasy that we’re all out here barely surviving because we’re shooting the bad guys before they can shoot us.

I’m sure it’s happened on rare occasion, but how many people do you know that have ever done that? I’ve lived in big cities my whole life and I’ve still yet to see a shootout (knock on wood), much less one where the civilians were engaged with criminals with no cops to be found. I’ve certainly never seen anyone save their own life or someone else’s because they whipped out a gun in public. And that’s without discussing the fact that almost no one out there has the the kind of training (which has to be repeated regularly) to react well in a live gunfight.

If you want to argue for guns, go for it, but the argument should be based on reality and not this Wild West fantasy that we’re all walking around with our hands on our holsters waiting for the next O.K. Corral.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-20T16:56:59+00:00

I honestly hate this shit. I know it seems funny and fair and open-minded, but when you think about it what it’s really doing is putting my equality and very existence on the same footing as someone wanting to have a gun.

Cannabis has a lot of medical purposes and some people need it, but there’s no real need to having a gun, so comparing that to the ongoing struggle for equal rights annoys me. I mean, I can still legally be fired in half the country for being gay. It’s really not the same.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-20T08:06:11+00:00

Five boned up guys will start an orgy.

BeMoreKnope · 2019-02-20T06:38:20+00:00

I live in Denver and work as a budtender, and I used to work at a hotel. It’s hilarious how many people whisper and talk in euphemisms when they ask about it! We all know and it’s totally cool since it’s legal, but you forget how it used to be and still is elsewhere until you talk to a nervous tourist.

BeMoreKnope · 2 days

I’m going to Thai to find a new job, but so far I’m at a total Laos.

BeMoreKnope · 3 days

It’s especially good if you ever need to filibuster a meeting or something similar.

BeMoreKnope · 3 days

Since I don’t recall what Emo Phillips sounds like off of the top of my head, my brain for some reason decided to instantly supply Bobcat Goldthwait instead.

Reading back over it with his voice is pretty funny, as it turns out!

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