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    [–] First time trying Golden Goat. Definitely won’t be the last time 🤤 BeMoreKnope 1 points ago in weed

    One of my favorite strains!

    [–] Nailed it. BeMoreKnope 9 points ago in MurderedByWords

    The natural development of language involves LITERALLY making up words.

    [–] Silver M&Ms BeMoreKnope 2 points ago in funny

    Ann, you opalescent tree shark!

    [–] idk what to title this BeMoreKnope 1 points ago in MurderedByWords

    Aww, grandma, you’re so cute! You think I didn’t get you declared incompetent- with myself as your legal guardian - when I put you in this home! Adorable.

    [–] idk what to title this BeMoreKnope 3 points ago in MurderedByWords

    And you can know how to sign your name in cursive but not actually know cursive.

    [–] idk what to title this BeMoreKnope 1 points ago in MurderedByWords

    I’ve honestly forgotten all cursive but my own name, and even that looks like garbage. That was definitely a waste of a fair number of school time hours.

    [–] You must play a game with a serial killer if you win you live if you lose you die. The serial killer lets you pick the game. What game do you choose? BeMoreKnope 1 points ago in AskReddit

    The Celibacy Game. Whoever can go the longest without having sex with another person wins!

    I might as well actually get something out of not getting laid.

    [–] The rings of Moscow vs the grid of Phoenix BeMoreKnope 1 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Why isn’t the Phoenix picture oriented with north up? This makes it looks like the roads don’t run north-south and east-west.

    [–] YOU WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT BeMoreKnope 1 points ago in funny

    Knew it was coming, still laughed!

    [–] When you realize that Leslie’s wedding band is made from a sconce from Ann’s house, and Leslie always has a piece of Ann’s house with her. BeMoreKnope 17 points ago in PandR

    But Ben knows, so she knows too (he can’t keep anything from her) and so she probably treasures it more than anything else in the world: a gift made from Ann Perkins’ house by Ron Swanson to symbolize her love for Ben Wyatt.

    [–] Have any of you guys had any experience with chastity? BeMoreKnope 14 points ago in gaybros

    Tons, just not on purpose.

    [–] I feel like this is scarily accurate and interesting. BeMoreKnope 1 points ago in interestingasfuck

    WHO IS GROOT?

    [–] Flaming swords are often depicted as being a better weapon than a normal sword, but it would actually just cauterize the wound, making it less lethal BeMoreKnope 54 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Today is that day. EN GARDE!

    [–] 420 related question BeMoreKnope 2 points ago in StonerThoughts

    None of the above! I vaped my flower (and some concentrate) with the Mighty.

    [–] What is something that requires almost no skill, yet you still struggle to do? BeMoreKnope 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Tying my shoes so that they stay tied. I’m 38; how is this so hard?!

    [–] On hearing news of people dying unexpectedly (such as in accidents, natural calamities, terrorist attacks), does anyone else become hyper aware of the fact that life can end any minute? BeMoreKnope 6 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    I’m unfortunately hyper aware of that pretty much all the time. It sucks!

    [–] Why do so many employers ask for so much for so little? BeMoreKnope 77 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    He’s an idiot who doesn’t understand the very basic business concept that turnover is bad for productivity and service.

    [–] How do Aasimar differ from humans visually? BeMoreKnope 6 points ago in dndnext

    Why not? I love it!

    [–] How do Aasimar differ from humans visually? BeMoreKnope 12 points ago in dndnext

    If you want to hide it, just say they have sparkly genitalia.

    [–] Timmy and his father had a side business making mutant nightmare action figures to sell at the local dollar store. BeMoreKnope 4 points ago in wheredidthesodago

    Okay, but for real someone bought that. I’m horrified.

    [–] Trippy Origami BeMoreKnope 98 points ago in woahdude

    Bacon is made from pig, but that doesn’t mean they can pop a live squealer on the plate when I order bacon at a diner.

    [–] Brooklyn 99 meets MCU Source: IG thewafflewizardh BeMoreKnope 8 points ago in brooklynninenine

    Only it’s not Starlord, it’s Andy Dwyer!

    [–] If they upload our consciousness to robots, how will I be able to consume thc? I don’t want to live forever if I can’t smoke BeMoreKnope 2 points ago in StonerThoughts

    If they can perfectly mimic the conditions for a human mind to survive in a machine, I’m sure they’ll be able to mimic the effects of THC.

    [–] Found 1-2 year old weed in my pokemon tin. Is it safe? BeMoreKnope 1 points ago in Marijuana

    If it’s not moldy or anything, absolutely! It will probably be high in CBN after all that time, so I’d smoke it before bed if I were you.

    [–] They have no idea it’s hemp flower in the rotation. “This one taste good!” BeMoreKnope 1 points ago in hempflowers

    Agreed!

    I’m also surprised by how many people are trying to argue that cannabis and hemp are exactly the same when we’re in a subreddit that exists solely to celebrate the differences in hemp flower. If they weren’t chemically different, wouldn’t this sub be pointless?

    ...lol, but it’s the internet, so who cares?I hope you have a great one!