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    [–] EA Cancels Open-World Star Wars Game Beegrene 1 points ago in Games

    I really want to get into Armada, but I can't justify spending that much money on a game I'd probably play once every three months.

    [–] On a Gillette ad addressing toxic masculinity Beegrene 3 points ago in Gamingcirclejerk

    It makes some sort of rational sense from their perspective.

    Imagine you've spent all your money on some commodity you think is valuable, for example donkey butts, also known by their nickname ass-asses. You've spent your life amassing as many donkey butts as you can get, and you trade donkey butts and buy donkey butt futures and closely watch the value of donkey butts in the financial news. Your whole house is filled with donkey butts.

    Then one day a company puts out an ad saying that donkey butts are stupid. They serve no practical value and they kind of smell. How would you react? Obviously you know that donkey butts are great, but what if other people start to think they might not be? The value of your donkey butts would go down. Those donkey butts are your life's savings and retirement fund. If donkey butts lose their value you're in serious financial trouble. And now some company is saying donkey butts are bad and gazelle butts are good?

    So, you strike back. You tell everyone who will listen (and everyone who won't) that donkey butts are here to stay, and that gazelle butts are stupid and people who invest in them are evil. You lash out at anyone who invests in gazelle butts. After all, every dollar that goes towards gazelle butts is a dollar not going towards your donkey butts. An attack on donkey butts is an attack on you and everything you've built.

    That's why people insult others' masculinity. Except in the real world it's toxic masculinity instead of donkey butts and egos instead of investment money.

    [–] 8-Bit Music Theory - Odd Time Signatures in Video Game Music Beegrene 4 points ago in Games

    The whole channel is awesome. My brother in law introduced me to it at Christmas and I immediately binged every video.

    [–] What's the deal with the hate that Gillette's been getting ove their new ad campaign? Beegrene -14 points ago in OutOfTheLoop

    Alternatively, for those with heads outside our own assholes, it can be seen as an indictment of your bullshit.

    [–] What's the deal with the hate that Gillette's been getting ove their new ad campaign? Beegrene -19 points ago in OutOfTheLoop

    Feel free to go live in the woods then. Maybe a wolf will eat you and make the world just a little bit better.

    [–] A multicultural dev team is cringy Beegrene 5 points ago in Gamingcirclejerk

    Imagine someone farting in your face for a really long time. Like a fart that literally lasts several hours. Then once he's done (and it is a he) he tells you the fart was actually about ethics in video game journalism. That's KiA.

    [–] A couple protesting in NYC, 1940 Beegrene 1 points ago in pics

    Well, evidence and logic haven't worked, so maybe ridicule might?

    [–] Los Angeles Teachers go on Strike for the first time in 30 Years Beegrene 2 points ago in pics

    drones, camera surveillance, increased agent numbers

    The house democrats passed a bill that would spend $1.5 on exactly that, but Mitch McConnel won't allow a vote on it in the senate.

    [–] Los Angeles Teachers go on Strike for the first time in 30 Years Beegrene 9 points ago in pics

    There are tons of shitty private schools out there. Our president used to run one until it was shut down for being a scam.

    [–] Los Angeles Teachers go on Strike for the first time in 30 Years Beegrene 0 points ago in pics

    We'll just have to pray that Mexico never develops ladder technology.

    [–] What toxic behavior has been normalized by society? Beegrene 1 points ago in AskReddit

    None, because I'm an upper middle class straight white dude.

    [–] Epic gamer DESTROYS sjws with FACTS and LOGIC Beegrene 9 points ago in Gamingcirclejerk

    Imagine getting this upset about a heated gaming moment.

    [–] What toxic behavior has been normalized by society? Beegrene 3 points ago in AskReddit

    To some (men AND women) its clearly about female supremacy.

    The only people who think that are anti-feminists.