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    [–] Y'all are some salty bastards. Either get your salt off my map, or get the new Salt user flair. Benjo_Kazooie 0 points ago * (lasted edited 7 hours ago) in DestinyTheGame

    One seems pretty inactive and the other is nonexistent. I propose we bring some life to those subs since I’ve been itching to let my sarcastic Destiny love-hating self let off some steam about the salt and some of the legitimate problems with the game. Or just create a new one to let out our totally real, not-fake hate for THE BUNGIE CUCKS WHO HAVE BEEN KICKING INNOCENT ENGAME-LOVING PUPPIES SINCE D2 LAUNCHED #MAKEENDGAMEDESTINYGREATAGAIN #MEDGA #MUHENDGAME

    [–] Y'all are some salty bastards. Either get your salt off my map, or get the new Salt user flair. Benjo_Kazooie 4 points ago in DestinyTheGame

    THIS GAME DIDN'T IMMEDIATELY SATISFY MY HARDCORE NEEDS AS A HARDCORE TRUE GAMER AND BUNGIE NEEDS TO SUCK MY COCK AND REFUND ME $777,777 TO REPAY THE IRREPARABLE DAMAGE THAT HAS LEFT ME SCARRED AND DEFORMED

    /s

    [–] Y'all are some salty bastards. Either get your salt off my map, or get the new Salt user flair. Benjo_Kazooie 2 points ago in DestinyTheGame

    I'd like to see a /r/HaloCirclejerk -style of sub get created where people go to sarcastically hate the developers and the game, making fun of the actual cesspool of hate on the main sub.

    [–] Live team is currently in control of D2, for those of you unaware. Benjo_Kazooie 3 points ago in DestinyTheGame

    FOTL 2015 was awesome because you could earn all the rewards by collecting candy for Eva. FOTL 2016 sucked because almost everything was behind a paywall.

    [–] Live team is currently in control of D2, for those of you unaware. Benjo_Kazooie 93 points ago in DestinyTheGame

    I am truly amazed that people were so quick to forget the trainwrecks that were FOTL 2016 and Crimson Doubles. The Dawning, April Update, and of course the Age of Triumph give me faith in the Live Team, but they aren't always the solution to everything.

    [–] Destiny Live Twitch Reveal: Seasons Benjo_Kazooie 1 points ago in DestinyTheGame

    Simply put: I am excited to play Destiny 2 again.

    [–] December 10th, 1941. USS Arizona view from ahead looking aft. (3000x2428) Benjo_Kazooie 3 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in WarshipPorn

    Sadly the Nevada and its guns were sunk when it became one of the target ships used at Bikini Atoll for atomic testing.

    [–] [No Spoilers] I really hope this series doesn’t die Benjo_Kazooie 3 points ago in masseffect

    I believe BioWare Austin has stuff in the pipeline after The Old Republic's run is over, but it's just rumors.

    [–] I work at Mercedes. Never fails to amuse me when i open the hood of a lexus. Benjo_Kazooie 8 points ago in Justrolledintotheshop

    Also let's be real, Dodge is the third wheel when it comes to American brands.

    Meanwhile the ghost of AMC wistfully cries in the wind.

    [–] The final voyage of the USS Iowa [4608 x 3072] Benjo_Kazooie 17 points ago in WarshipPorn

    I'm pretty happy that several decades of technological innovation has created ships and cars that are 1000x more safe and effective than their predecessors.

    [–] [NO SPOILERS] Quarian DLC petition (8k signatures as of Oct 19, 2017) Benjo_Kazooie 9 points ago in masseffect

    You'd be better off signing a petition to raise the Titanic from the bottom of the Atlantic and make it seaworthy again.

    [–] In criticizing Destiny 2, People need to stop lying about Destiny 1 Benjo_Kazooie 21 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in DestinyTheGame

    I missed the part where we were all told to put on our inch thick, rose-tinted nostalgia glasses. There have been dozens of periods where this sub has gotten just as salty as it is now and declared Destiny to be in the worst shape it’s ever been in its life and that Bungie should return to the way it was before.

    It’s the /r/DestinyTheGame circle of jerking:

    • Posts about getting hyped for new content
    • Posts about enjoying new content
    • Posts about getting bored of new content
    • Posts of suggestions ranging from well-thought out and insightful looks at the game’s problems to the most pretentious and misinformed armchair game development
    • Posts saying the game is dead unless Bungie does ‘X’ number of things
    • Counter-Posts about the negativity
    • Counter-Counter-Posts
    • Inklings of new content/acknowledgment from Bungie of the game’s problems
    • Repeat

    I’ve been on this sub for a while and I still enjoy the quality posts and shitposts around here, but nothing really surprises me anymore regarding the salt.

    [–] I imagine that this is what heaven looks like. Benjo_Kazooie 77 points ago in goldenretrievers

    Throw one tennis ball and it turns into the floofiest mosh pit in history.

    [–] Fake radio stations in video games have a bigger variety of music than actual radio stations. Benjo_Kazooie 32 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Captain Loggins was perfectly cast for the classic rock station. They actually got Kenny Loggins to voice him. Same as the other DJs where they also got other celebrities from each genre to voice their respective stations.

    [–] The Asari problem I have with Andromeda. [spoilers/lore] Benjo_Kazooie 25 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in masseffect

    I just can’t quit you, bot.