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    [–] In the movie Moana, when Maui is transforming and screws up, he turns into Sven from Frozen. BestBeClownin 0 points ago in MovieDetails

    I guess. It was a very small amount of time, and I decided that it... 1) hadn't been posted 2) didn't seem to be noticed

    [–] As a male, I peed once through the crack between the lid and base when sitting down and now I have a constant fear of doing it again. BestBeClownin 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Eh, I see it as an "epiphany". There was a large realization that I'm not the only one out there that may think this, contrary to what I previously thought. I would call this a ShowerThought. Do you want to play Player Unknown's together?

    [–] As a male, I peed once through the crack between the lid and base when sitting down and now I have a constant fear of doing it again. BestBeClownin 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    I think it is. Think about this. You're sitting in the shower and think, "huh, I just realized that I have a fear of doing that." I guess anything could be a showerthought if you tried!

    [–] As a male, I peed once through the crack between the lid and base when sitting down and now I have a constant fear of doing it again. BestBeClownin 20 points ago in Showerthoughts

    I just want to say for anyone confused as to how or why this would happen. When it is colder, generally people shrivel up. Your balls tighten and create a table of sorts. Your wiener gets smaller as well and sits on this "table". When you urinate, basically you're aimed for the slot and you pee through it.

    [–] Ivan is a mad man! BestBeClownin 1 points ago in madlads

    I'm just trying it out!