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    [–] When was your last “I gotta get the hell out of here” moment? Better-be-Gryffindor 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Husband was driving me home from the train station a few days ago, and I had such a feeling of dread I thought the world was ending. I ended up in tears and wanted so badly to get out of the car.

    He held my hand and let me rest my head on his shoulder while we sat in traffic. It passed in like 20 minutes but when I got home I was wiped. Fuck anxiety.

    [–] What is the shittiest advice you've ever gotten? Better-be-Gryffindor 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I twisted my ankle when I was like 8 or something during a father / daughter (or father/kid) race. My dad forced me to get up, suck it up, and keep going.

    I did, we finished the ankle was swollen to the nice of an orange, and my mom was PISSED, but we finished.

    And yes, in case you're wondering, that ankle is my weak one, and gives out frequently.

    [–] What is a small thing people do that annoys you to no end? Better-be-Gryffindor 1 points ago in AskReddit

    didnt your parents taught you not to?

    Did you phrase it like this intentionally?

    [–] What is a small thing people do that annoys you to no end? Better-be-Gryffindor 1 points ago in AskReddit

    ...I started taking the light rail train to work now that I work in downtown Minneapolis, and I swear to god, almost every day there's someone sitting near me hacking their damn lungs up. Do they try to cover their mouth? Nope.

    [–] Can't give me change unless I buy something? Sure, no problem. Better-be-Gryffindor 26 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    Had a dude come through my isle not long after I opened my register. Bright and early at 6am on a Sunday when banks are closed and what not.

    Dude walks up to my register, buys a .70 cent pack of gum and demands I break a hundred for him.

    Told him I could do that but all he was getting was $1 bills, and maybe a $5. He got shitty with me and asked why. "Bank isn't open on Sunday, this is all I have available to me until other customers start coming through and give me other bills."

    He snatched the hundred out of my hands and stormed out.

    I wasn't lying. We were a very small store, and I wouldn't have bigger bills until probably 12 when more customers came in.

    [–] What’s something you’re worried people will notice about your physical appearance that they actually hardly notice at all? Better-be-Gryffindor 1 points ago in AskReddit

    First off, if you need to talk, please PM me. I've thought about myself in the past and know where you're at in some way. Second off....mine are lopsided too. It's fucking annoying.

    I swear my right one is like at least half a cup size bigger, if not a full one than the left. They're big enough as it is! D:

    My husband loves me as I am, I know, but I can't help but see myself in shirts and swear the difference is visible to every person out there.

    Seriously though, if you need to talk or vent, hit me up. I'm also offering you an internet hug.

    [–] 10/10 Flawless execution Better-be-Gryffindor 6 points ago in funny

    The reason I live in Minnesota is because of what lives in Florida, Texas, Arizona...shit, all the southern states.

    I live where the air hurts my face so I don't have to live with Scorpions, and Gators/Crocs and other things scary like that.

    ...though we've been lucky, it's been mild this year. Mother nature is trying to lure us in to a false sense of security, I just know it.

    [–] The predator instinct of this cat is unbelievable Better-be-Gryffindor 2 points ago in gifs

    Hmm, I haven't listened to Ghost in a week or so. Back to it now I guess.

    [–] What Pavlovian response have you developed? Better-be-Gryffindor 1 points ago in AskReddit

    My last supervisor and I had this agreement for the same reason. I've got a new job now and while my supervisor is great, I don't know where I stand with her on the "issues" vs "check-in" situation.
    I'll just be a giant ball of anxiety until I know, too.

    [–] What Pavlovian response have you developed? Better-be-Gryffindor 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Way to bring back uncomfortable memories of my pre-teen/teen years. I had such a crush on him when I was younger.

    [–] My hand painted moon mural for my baby Better-be-Gryffindor 1 points ago in pics

    I was one of the ones that slept through the night from birth. The doctor's woke me every few hours to try to feed apparently and it pissed my mom off.

    The only time I didn't sleep was when I got REALLY sick and had 14 teeth come in at the same time. No one in the house slept for 2 weeks. I don't remember what I had for illness, I think I got measles just weeks or days before I was old enough to get the vaccine for it. Mom says I was in the hospital for a while because I developed pneumonia.

    So there was a time when I let no one sleep but when I was healthy we all slept through the night.