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    [–] Dating after 30 Better-be-Gryffindor 2 points ago in funny

    Settle down Hannibal...

    [–] Starting over. This is what divorce looks like. Better-be-Gryffindor 1 points ago in pics

    Of all the posts in this thread, this one got me choked up. I'm glad things are turning out better for you, though I wish you for your boys more than just half the time.

    [–] Old cat loves old man. Better-be-Gryffindor 2 points ago in gifs

    Aaaaannnnd I'm crying. Damnit.

    [–] Gave him a forever home yesterday and thought he hated me since he didn’t even look at me. Woke up to him next to me like this. Better-be-Gryffindor 2 points ago in aww

    I'm so sorry :( my cow kitty crossed the rainbow bridge about 3 weeks ago now. He was almost 12, I'm still not quite right yet.

    He was a cranky bastard, but he slept with me under the blankets, or by head on the pillow.

    We found out he had cancer too late, and I feel like the worst fur mom in the world. I mistook everything as something else.

    We got all these tests done, everything was normal, they thought it was stress or just old age crankiness... A year or so ago we felt this weird nodule on his belly, and I was worried about it, but the vets that looked at it kept saying it was probably just a fat nodule or something and that there was nothing to fear. And he was so affectionate towards the end and he had so many accidents that my roommate kept yelling at him and I felt so bad. I feel like I didn't do enough for him.

    He had one little whisker that was ALWAYS crinkled at the end, the entire time we had him, and the moment he went to sleep in my arms, it relaxed and straightened out, and I still miss him and can feel him in my arms...

    And now I'm bawling like a child at my desk. I miss you Kaizer.

    Edit: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to ramble... Tldr - I miss my baby boy :(

    [–] Plot twist. Better-be-Gryffindor 1 points ago in funny

    I think I remember this commercial

    [–] What is the biggest "I shouldn't have said that" moment you've ever had RIGHT AFTER you said it? Better-be-Gryffindor 1 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago) in AskReddit

    For me it was a German shepherd Rottweiler mix that had been tormented by kids. First time he sees me he latches on to my leg like a bone. In his defense, even though we lived in Puerto Rico I was a ghostly pale kid wearing I guess my legs looked like bones?

    I still love dogs but Rottweilers and German Shepherd dogs still make me nervous, and it's been 24 years.

    [–] Man meets the officer who saved his life. Better-be-Gryffindor 6 points ago in gifs

    You have 2 years to get your shit together.

    We're watching.

    [–] What NSFW fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age? Better-be-Gryffindor 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm 33 and still don't know how to put a tampon in. My mom always used pads and refused to teach me, and other girls always said it was so uncomfortable to not bother.

    [–] Typical Daughter and Father Better-be-Gryffindor 17 points ago * (lasted edited 15 days ago) in aww

    The simple bear necessities

    [–] OH LAWD HE COMIN Better-be-Gryffindor 3 points ago in aww

    Now I need to go grab a kit Kat bar for myself from the Halloween candy, and feed the cats some fancy feast gravy lovers. Thanks for the reminder to feed the cats!

    [–] Prison cat receives his rations Better-be-Gryffindor 2 points ago in funny

    Excuse me, I think you have the dopplegangers for all three of my cats. The only difference is my black and white cat looked more like a cow...and has now passed :(

    Is Gus a jerk to the other cats as well? My Mr. Pickles (Maine coon) is loveable as hell with humans, but an ass to other cats.

    [–] My wife and son as Mushu and Mulan. Better-be-Gryffindor 1 points ago in aww

    What's the God of rice have to be envious of?