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    [–] Who was the dumbest person you ever met? How did you know? BlueJ327 73 points ago in AskReddit

    Well, don't leave us hanging! Did she pass her STDs?!?!

    [–] What sounds like fiction but is actually a real historical event? BlueJ327 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I literally just watched something about this on Mysteries at the Museum. That bear was kickass!

    [–] What's the most painful thing you've been told? BlueJ327 -5 points ago in AskReddit

    "You'll never get a gold on reddit." (Totally not fishing.)

    [–] Hotel workers of reddit, what is the worst thing you have found in a room after a guests stay? BlueJ327 1 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago) in AskReddit

    It was be so amazing if you say "Mount up!" right after you put them on.

    [–] What's something you thought was a compliment at the time, but looking back it was probably an insult? BlueJ327 0 points ago in AskReddit

    Got my hair done. "You look so pretty with your hair that way!" Really? So I'm not pretty without my hair this way?

    [–] What's the worst advice you've ever given? BlueJ327 1 points ago in AskReddit

    "Listen to me...".

    Never listen to me people!

    [–] What’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve witnessed at a funeral? BlueJ327 7 points ago in AskReddit

    My cousin did the same thing at my Grandma's funeral. My grandma has 40+ grandkids and 70+ great-grandkids.

    This little gem walks up (while two of my cousins were speaking) stone cold drunk to announce "I was Grandma's favorite! I was her FAVORITE!" The rest of us cousins just gave her the 'you look really stupid right now' look.

    Later at the cemetery, she proceeded to vomit on some poor strangers headstone. Yep, you made Grandma so proud that day Destiny.

    [–] What do you say to someone who tells you to "dress your age?" BlueJ327 3 points ago in AskReddit

    My fiancée said something that pissed me off today. I'm getting rid of clothes and I found two jean mini skirts that I was getting rid of because I know that I won't wear them. His comment was:

    "Why are you getting rid of those? Because you're too old for them?" No, Fuckface McNotGettingAssTonight, because I don't want them!

    Who has the right to tell you how you should dress according to how they feel a person your age SHOULD dress?! Dammit, if I wanna walk around in a onesie, a baby bib, and cowboy boots at 58, shouldn't that be my prerogative?!?!

    Btw, I'm not 58.

    [–] What quote from a movie makes it instantly recognizable without saying the title? BlueJ327 1 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago) in AskReddit

    "It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazing that shit up every day."

    [–] What was that moment in a movie that made you actually tear up? BlueJ327 1 points ago in AskReddit

    "Papa, PLEASE! PAPA, TELL THEM!" I'm literally tearing up thinking about that scene.

    [–] Which basic knowledge did you totally forget for a moment? BlueJ327 181 points ago in AskReddit

    That I was black.

    I was in elementary school, 4th grade. My family was the only black family in this small town, but I never really felt any racism. Aside from the fact that I was shy, I fit in pretty well.

    One day we had a test at school, and I happened to look at my arm, and was shocked. I was black. I looked around the classroom, noticed no one else was black and immediately got paranoid that all of a sudden my classmates would notice my "blackness".

    [–] What ‘kind’ gesture actually annoys you? BlueJ327 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm an insomniac. I have been since my childhood. My fiancée, trying to help says, all the time... "You should just try to sleep."

    [–] What have you seen genuinely shitty people do that they thought was perfectly acceptable? BlueJ327 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Those lovely folks who walk their dogs with the blue doggy poop bags to collect little Benji's waste. They pick up the poop, tie it up in the bag, then throw the damn bag on the sidewalk and leave it! Wtf?!

    [–] What is the shittiest advice you've ever gotten? BlueJ327 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I have chronic insomnia. "You should try to sleep."

    [–] What is the scariest encounter with another human you have ever experienced? BlueJ327 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I lived in Miami, FL with my best friend. On the night before I was moving back home, I was in our house alone (she was at work) sleeping, but woke up to the sound of someone outside the window. I turned on the light, and heard whoever it was running away. I let her and our other roommate know what happened. The next day, my bestie drove me to the airport and went to work. When she got home that night, found that someone had broken into the house. Tv's, DVD players, cash on the counter, untouched. What was missing? Her box full of Mariah Carey cd's and an All About The Benjamins DVD.