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    [–] I gave my girlfriend a set of keys to my apartment today Brunoyouknow 2 points ago in funny

    She loves it! She will probably do something similar for me

    [–] I gave my girlfriend a set of keys to my apartment today Brunoyouknow 16 points ago in funny

    She’s in on the joke. She knows me irl. She’s my one and only😀

    [–] I gave my girlfriend a set of keys to my apartment today Brunoyouknow 4 points ago in funny

    Actually the only one that cut the key correctly. Home Depot’s machine must have some software compensation thing that added an extra hump. Didn’t work on two machines in two different stores. Had to get it done at Lowes

    [–] I gave my girlfriend a set of keys to my apartment today Brunoyouknow -7 points ago in funny

    Yes, I imagine an endless circle of 10 or so girls, all have their days to come by. Kind of like the house cleaners.

    [–] I gave my girlfriend a set of keys to my apartment today Brunoyouknow -6 points ago in funny

    Actually yes. We are middle aged. Pretty common with the Catholic girls back then

    [–] I gave my girlfriend a set of keys to my apartment today Brunoyouknow 4 points ago in funny

    I only date people with senses of humor. Error made with my first marriage: no humor.

    [–] I gave my girlfriend a set of keys to my apartment today Brunoyouknow 3 points ago in funny

    I actually looked up the most common stripper names. Ran out of room. Yes, “David” would have been a good add

    [–] I gave my girlfriend a set of keys to my apartment today Brunoyouknow 4 points ago in funny

    I actually thought about misspelling her name, but thought it overkill

    [–] I gave my girlfriend a set of keys to my apartment today Brunoyouknow 16 points ago in funny

    She loves it. Showed her friend tonight. She has a wicked sense of humor. I can’t tell you how many times we’ve spit our drinks while laughing

    [–] I gave my girlfriend a set of keys to my apartment today Brunoyouknow 8 points ago in funny

    I just was being overly cautious. I figured I’d be called out by you guys either way

    [–] I gave my girlfriend a set of keys to my apartment today Brunoyouknow 3 points ago in funny

    Home Depot. They screwed up the first set of copies with their new machine, so I picked up a lot of key related accessories