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    [–] Anon's sister abuses math to lose weight. CannedWolfMeat 202 points ago in 4chan

    why are fat people so bad at estimating calories

    Because all the fat people that are good at counting calories aren't fat anymore.

    [–] Who is the strongest Daredevil can beat if he regained his sight, but his other senses were still enhanced as if he were blind? CannedWolfMeat 3 points ago in whowouldwin

    Thats a good question, can Weeping Angels move if they're being "seen" through some form other than visually, such as with echolocation or sensing vibrations in the ground?

    [–] Lucasfilm to start production on Obi-Wan Kenobi Star Wars spinoff in January 2019 CannedWolfMeat 3 points ago in movies

    Stuff actually happened during his time on Tattooine though, we just haven't seen much of it yet. If you watch Rebels you see Darth Maul tracks him down and has a rematch with him.

    But I agree, a young Kenobi movie has more potential.

    [–] What is the big deal about blood moons? Is there something I should be doing during them? CannedWolfMeat 3 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in botw

    Basically every time I get the blood moon, I go around and genocide all the Lynels again. Everything they drop is top quality aside from the spears and red lynel gear.

    [–] Why do I always make BotW puzzles 10x harder than they are? CannedWolfMeat 99 points ago in NintendoSwitch

    Same, I always forget that the freezing rune exists. I spent about 10 minutes trying to launch a ball into a hole behind moving walls before realising I could freeze the water then walk over and throw the ball in.

    [–] me irl CannedWolfMeat 1 points ago in me_irl

    /r/politicalhumor enjoys everything that's anti-right and jerks off the left though.

    [–] Scotsmen of /r/DnD: What accent do you use for your dwarves? CannedWolfMeat 1 points ago in DnD

    I'm surprised anybody else has heard Cabin Pressure.

    The captain has turned on the sign

    So stow away bags of all kinds

    Make sure that your tray

    Is folded away

    And your seat back no longer reclines

    [–] What is Your catchphrase? CannedWolfMeat 16 points ago in AskReddit

    If someone is leaving to do something I always tell them to "have fun", regardless of what they're going to do. Most often:

    "I'll be back in a moment, going to the toilet"

    "Have fun"

    "ಠ_ಠ"

    [–] My Remnant arrived today too, absolutely loving it! CannedWolfMeat 2 points ago in lightsabers

    This saber is a visual masterpiece, I could not be more impressed. Certainly a step up from the Aeon v4s and Dark Apprentice that I own.

    [–] It’s funny because it’s true CannedWolfMeat 9 points ago in ImGoingToHellForThis

    "I'm going to call everyone here a frothing retard!"

    "OH NO, WHY DO PEOPLE HATE ME HERE?!"

    [–] ULPT: Certain strip clubs pay cab drivers for bringing people to the door. If you have a black cab and a few friends willing to play along, you can make a profit from doing nothing. CannedWolfMeat 0 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago) in UnethicalLifeProTips

    The entrance fee per person was less than he was getting paid per head for bringing people in, ie. his friends were paying 10/15 quid to get in and a bouncer was giving him £70 for bringing four people in.

    See here, and here, it's a common thing for clubs to pay a "kickback" to drivers that bring patrons to the door.

    [–] ULPT: Applying for a new job but you have an incriminating/unethical history online and don't want the company to see it? Just get your name legally changed CannedWolfMeat 13 points ago in UnethicalLifeProTips

    It's actually pretty decent advice. As far as I'm aware, you don't have to put any previous names on a job application form, and if they are going to do any background checks on you, most places won't put in much more effort than searching your name, which won't bring up any accounts in your previous name.

    [–] What does your country do better than the US? CannedWolfMeat 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Americans were so bad at football that they made their own game that only they play and called it "football" so they could be the best at "football".

    [–] What does your country do better than the US? CannedWolfMeat 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Can confirm, we can't fucking move for castles. We have one just there in the middle of our capital city.

    [–] Dr. Mizuho Spangler talks with Claire Wineland on living with cystic fibrosis on our podcast this month CannedWolfMeat 2 points ago in Cystic_Fibrosis

    Correlation =/= causation. If doing prescribed treatments really caused people to die early, surely there would be a lot more documented cases of it.

    [–] Proper young ladies cross their legs...but I have a little secret 😈 CannedWolfMeat 5 points ago in PetiteGoneWild

    A posh wank is when you jerk off wearing a condom, but I don't know if the following orgasm is also considered posh.