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    [–] Did a little photoshoot of my saber collection CannedWolfMeat 1 points ago in lightsabers

    I know this is an old post, but i'm thinking of getting a Vader's Vault as my next purchase after seeing the Acolyte in this album and i'm thinking of maybe getting a similar design. How much extra was it for the custom shroud and how much did it affect construction time?

    [–] Minor plot hole in S3E8 - Wizard Battle. CannedWolfMeat 6 points ago in adventuretime

    The other question is why was Huntress Wizard fighting in the tournament if the prize was a kiss from PB ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] Wall mounted lightsaber, but with no sound? CannedWolfMeat 2 points ago in lightsabers

    Ultrasabers do a few replica sabers (under different names for copyright reasons), such as the Guardian, the Menace and the Graflex. They can also ship without sound and IIRC are cheaper than Saberforge as long as you aren't getting to man my extras.

    [–] MRW My neighbor mows his lawn at 6 am CannedWolfMeat 5 points ago in reactiongifs

    "How did it happen.. If you don't mind me asking?"

    "Acid"

    [–] Any idea when Saberforge mystery boxes are gonna be back in stock? CannedWolfMeat 2 points ago in lightsabers

    Yeah. They're more expensive ($125 for standard and $300 for guaranteed sound, compared to $75/$200 from Ultrasabers) and they seemingly do them in "batches" of 100 each, but they have fixed odds of what's in each batch of 100 that you can find online.

    [–] A durable Kylo Ren lightsaber? CannedWolfMeat 2 points ago in lightsabers

    On top of that, make sure you get the Heavy-grade blades, which are designed for contact duelling, so they are thicker and more durable than the mid-grade blades.

    For personal preference, I say also get the Heavy-Grade Ultraedge blade for a fuller colour.

    [–] Hot tamale the boys’ merch is expensive CannedWolfMeat 7 points ago in SuperMega

    Fuck that, you can buy a Lego Millenium Falcon for that price, and have enough spare to buy a second Lego Millenium Falcon to fly into the first Millenium Falcon you bought.

    [–] Hey Chris, what happened to your JonTron video? CannedWolfMeat 1 points ago in ChrisRayGun

    Any chance of a re-upload with a different thumbnail? It was a good video, shame it had to go for such a reason.

    [–] What is your dream saber? CannedWolfMeat 6 points ago in lightsabers

    IMO Obi-Wan's saber from episode 1 is way better than his more icon thin-neck saber.

    [–] Content Deputy - AJP CannedWolfMeat 472 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago) in Idubbbz

    To be honest i'm torn about this video.

    On the one hand it's another fantastic shit on Ricegum, but on the other hand, you know he's gonna milk this video for even more views. He made 4 videos and "delayed" his track so he could milk the views from this drama, cause he knows this is his final moment in the spotlight. This content Deputy is more ammo to keep him relevant and you can bet your ricehole he's gonna make at least two more response videos about this.

    [–] Couldn’t of said it better myself CannedWolfMeat 24 points ago in Idubbbz

    when will you learn?

    when will you learn...

    that your ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!?!

    [–] My Ultrasabers order arrived, got a neat little saber from my Mystery Box CannedWolfMeat 11 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago) in lightsabers

    Ignited, got a silver blade. The hilt is a Dark Apprentice V4 with a black AV switch, worth $89.99.

    [–] What's in your pantry that has been there so long you really should probably just throw it out? CannedWolfMeat 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Several bottles of Henderson's relish that went off in 2012. It's mostly vinegar so it can't really expire, but we've been on the same bottle since before they all went off. The last bottle probably won't be opened until around 2042.

    [–] At last CannedWolfMeat 8 points ago in lightsabers

    Palpatine's saber? Nice.

    [–] Tell Us About Your Game CannedWolfMeat 2 points ago in Pathfinder_RPG

    I've been playing a Vanaran Monk, colloquially known as the Monk Monkey. He's the Lawful Neutral voice of reason in a slightly Evil and very Chaotic party. At first he wasn't taken too seriously due to getting kicked down in the first round of our first two battles, but he quickly picked up the slack and started pulling his weight with the help of a few levels. He's also a beast at skill checks and gets more 20s than he really should. So far his escapades include:

    • Getting frightened by a Satyr's spell and running up a tree to hide for the whole fight

    • Walking peacefully through the grass and then getting mauled by a tiger at random

    • Suplexing a shadowy nature monster out of the ground

    • Playing his pan flute (stolen from aforementioned Satyrs) so well he charmed all the birds and small mammals in the area like a Disney princess

    • Breaking through the ceiling of a bank and beating the closest guard into the ground, then catching the spear thrown at him by the next guard and throwing it back in their face while the guard tried to charge them

    • Leaping a straight 40 feet into the air from a standing start to punch a shadowy spider monster on the ceiling, and then missing the punch

    [–] "2475 things I'm no longer allowed to do during an RPG" CannedWolfMeat 174 points ago in DnD

    I managed to read the whole list one time. It's funny shit.

    No taunting Darth Maul with the fact that uncle Owen had more lines, more screen time and a more memorable death

    Even if he was a paragon of humanity in his alternate dimension, Good Hitler is not an appropriate superhero concept

    The Halfling Paladin does not represent the lollypop guild

    [–] Thank God they ignored Trump as President in the season finale. CannedWolfMeat 11 points ago in rickandmorty

    Oh, so every black president of the United States is Obama? You trying to say they all look alike or something? /s

    [–] Is the world of Half-Life inside of the Rick and Morty Universe? CannedWolfMeat 2 points ago in rickandmorty

    You also see the President using a bootleg gravity gun in the last episode, which can further tie R+M in with the Portal/Half Life universe.