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    [–] r/vaccinememes. where we go over anti-vaxx memes in a non-offensive, light-hearted way and debunk their scientific inaccuracies. CaptainFunktastic 3 points ago in newreddits

    In order to be able to debunk someone, or something, your opponent must be willing to accept opposing ideas. You can come at them with thousands of peer reviewed papers, all manner of scientific studies, global statistics, and beat them over the head with "herd immunity" into your arms fall off. It wont work.

    Your entire argument will be castrated the exact moment they say "yeah, but..." They don't want to accept opposing ideas, or alternative means of thought because more then wanting to be right, they want you to be wrong.

    [–] Time to get wet caw caw. CaptainFunktastic 1 points ago in facepalm

    What the hell does "Caw caw" mean?

    [–] sovietwombole: the dancing lich CaptainFunktastic 15 points ago in videos

    He's gone full Joker. Good for him.

    [–] This "Sitting Area" has nowhere to sit CaptainFunktastic 1 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    Pull up some floor, dude. There's plenty of everything to sit on.

    [–] [Below Zero Spoilers] 500m depth zone question CaptainFunktastic 5 points ago in subnautica

    I believe it's an area to be called the Crystal Caves. It will be filled with massive crystals, and the fog is tinted to help give it a more appropriate feel.

    [–] Why i DUCKING hate CRABSQUIDS [Spoilers] CaptainFunktastic 8 points ago in subnautica

    Three shots with the propulsion rifle = dead crabsquid

    [–] The engineers at my school thought it was a good idea to put a gate in the way of the sidewalk, so kids riding their bikes would have to ride into the oncoming traffic. Assholes. CaptainFunktastic 1 points ago in assholedesign

    Which is my point. On a bike, you're a vehicle. No questions or qualifications. On a motorcycle, or in a car, you're a vehicle. No questions or qualifications. I shouldn't have to pull over. The car in your example should be held to the same standard as any other car in any other traffic. They wait, and put a long a 2 miles an hour until it's safe to pass.

    [–] The engineers at my school thought it was a good idea to put a gate in the way of the sidewalk, so kids riding their bikes would have to ride into the oncoming traffic. Assholes. CaptainFunktastic 2 points ago in assholedesign

    The law states that you can be charged with a DUI while being drunk on anything that moves you without the use of your feet on the ground. E.G. A vehicle. If this is true, then yes, a Bicycle is a vehicle. So is a wheelchair, be it powered or not. So is a skateboard. And scooter. Technically even roller skates are a vehicle.

    So exactly zero methods of travel that aren't feet should be allowed on the sidewalk. But people also believe that roads are for cars only. That's why a bicycle isn't allowed on the interstate. So that relegates bicycle travel to what?

    [–] [Spoilers] [Below Zero Spoilers] How much will I spoil myself if I play early access? CaptainFunktastic 1 points ago in subnautica

    SPOILER I don't know how to hide text, so be advised.

    That's part of it Insofar the ending is pretty much: You help the Precusor intelligence that binds to you build a ship to escape, you discover that the one woman from the Desgasi crew somehow made it out alive, the dude who works with your sister has been sabotaging the the Karaa vaccine, and blows up the Vesper to cover his tracks.

    [–] [Spoilers] [Below Zero Spoilers] How much will I spoil myself if I play early access? CaptainFunktastic 1 points ago in subnautica

    This is true. But the script is in place, just not voiced. Data miners have already gone through the game files and found the ending

    [–] [Spoilers] [Below Zero Spoilers] How much will I spoil myself if I play early access? CaptainFunktastic 1 points ago in subnautica

    It is entirely and easily possible to spoil the entire story and the endgame just by farting around in the dark. If you want to get it, by all means. But, if you are concerned about spoilers, do not leave the starting area.

    [–] [Spoiler] for Subnautica CaptainFunktastic 4 points ago in subnautica

    Not bad, I usually name my "FuckImOut"

    [–] Avengers: Endgame Spoiler Megathread CaptainFunktastic 2 points ago in whowouldwin

    Well, if you want I can PM you the stuff cap may or may not do.

    [–] MK 11:s Noob Siabot basically ripped off the move set from One Must Fall's Shadow. CaptainFunktastic -1 points ago in Games

    Were noobs shadow skills in place back then? I thought he was just a pallet swapped bonus character.

    [–] Avengers: Endgame Spoiler Megathread CaptainFunktastic 5 points ago in whowouldwin

    The leak was 4:30 of a 3 hour movie. It didn't spoil anything major, just more or less confirmed stuff people have been guessing about.

    [–] Thanos in Los Santos by @harryosbornart CaptainFunktastic 21 points ago in marvelstudios

    Naw, that sounds to much like OP has a lisp. He should have called it Los Thanos though.

    [–] What happens if God returns to Earth and a lot of us are on the Moon or Mars? CaptainFunktastic 2 points ago in Christianity

    You make valid points, but your biggest fault is to suggest that this would be an American project alone. Now, ignoring the encroaching political discussion, any project on the scale of something I just mentioned would have to be a multinational, in fact, nearly global initiative.

    And, that would never happen. In part, because the bible says that the concept of a "One World Government" is a sign of the end times. When in reality and providing the right people are in power, it would easily be the most beneficial thing to have ever happened to use as a species.

    Humans are a chaotic bunch. Just as capable of things awe inspiring, as they are vomit inducing. We're also intelligent, but easily confused. We're headstrong, but easily swayed. Imagine a world were someone says "The agenda for the month of June is that we cure brain cancer. Russia, US, China, get on that shit."

    Unfortunately, that would require a benevolent dictator, something which history tells us is impossible.

    [–] Revolving Ladders, Mandelbulb 3D, 3072 x 3072 px CaptainFunktastic 2 points ago in Art

    Fractal! That's the word I was thinking of. I believe it's on steam.

    [–] Revolving Ladders, Mandelbulb 3D, 3072 x 3072 px CaptainFunktastic 2 points ago in Art

    It isn't so much a guy as it is an infinite, skeletal pyramid.

    You can watch the final fight here.