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    [–] I just overheard a woman saying she's like to adopt an Irish baby because she likes the accent. That's not how it works. CareForceOne 44 points ago in CasualUK

    Once heard a fat woman in the pub saying that she had gone for tests for cancer that week but she knows she doesn't have it because... everyone you see with cancer on TV is really skinny.

    Wow.

    [–] Date ideas for Saturday CareForceOne 5 points ago in nottingham

    " (Suggestions for things to do at home would also be greatly appreciated <3) "

    This is Reddit, you are brave.

    [–] Best coffee in Town? CareForceOne -3 points ago in nottingham

    200 degrees is awesome. To put it into perspective for my taste, I think Costa is average, Starbucks is OK, and Mcdonalds are pretty good for coffee.

    [–] They’ve only gone and bloody done it! CareForceOne 1 points ago in CasualUK

    HATO so not the police. The search for police officers rescuing swans continues...

    [–] Cheap cocktails - bars? CareForceOne 8 points ago in nottingham

    Definitely not The Alchemist.

    [–] Cheap cocktails - bars? CareForceOne 2 points ago in nottingham

    400 Rabbits is just the don anyway. One of my favourite bars for sure (in small groups)

    [–] Banana Unit CareForceOne 3 points ago in AbsoluteUnits

    Banana for scale... hey no wait

    [–] When the underdog wins 70k CareForceOne 15 points ago in CasualUK

    You can see the exact moment where the contestant realises she's bagging big money and sending Janine from Ghostbusters 2 to the Green Room with egg on her weird looking face.

    [–] I genuinely can’t believe this woman on The Chase just won £70k on her own CareForceOne 3 points ago in CasualUK

    I mean, my Grandparents are long gone and I fondly remember watching countdown and crosswits with them. They were very wholesome times, enjoy!

    [–] Who here would buy the levorg if it came to the U.S? CareForceOne 3 points ago in subaru

    Nah I’m with you. CVT Transmission and a terrible name. Looks great but if it had a flat four with a huge turbo and proper 6 speed manual I’d be all over it like a tramp on hot chips.

    [–] Obese redditors who lost the weight, what surprised you the most? CareForceOne 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Yeah. We have had paralleled experiences.

    Although I never wanted to do that with my skin.

    [–] Obese redditors who lost the weight, what surprised you the most? CareForceOne 14 points ago in AskReddit

    I’m a dude and had a similar experience (not the tits). Girls I had hit on years before had crawled out of the woodwork and started sending unsolicited messages and hitting on me. I felt... cheated. I was the same person on the inside, the same personality etc. I just rolled my eyes. It felt like “well, if you were too shallow back then, you’re not the kind of girl I want to date”.

    [–] BolaWrap. Never heard of it till today. CareForceOne 1 points ago in PoliceChases

    But if you stop someone’s legs suddenly when they are running, or their arms, they inevitably land on their face. That’s the secondary injury.

    [–] BolaWrap. Never heard of it till today. CareForceOne -6 points ago in PoliceChases

    Straight onto their face and a guaranteed secondary injury.

    [–] Newcastle last night. CareForceOne 4880 points ago in CasualUK

    They're probably still out from New Years Eve

    [–] BolaWrap. Never heard of it till today. CareForceOne 24 points ago in PoliceChases

    This has got really limited usage. Can't use it in a hallway. Or if the dudes arms are up. Or if he's running (imagine the risk if they're running and this is activated, they'll fall and not be able to put their arms out, much like taser).

    Nice idea, limited application.