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    [–] Kid Tries to Fool Mom That he didn't Buy Bong Catona 1 points ago in facepalm

    Even better if the sender on the label is something like "420 supply shop".

    [–] What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard anyone say? Catona 9 points ago in AskReddit

    Oh man.... A few years ago I lived in a house in which we had separate modems for the phone and internet, both of which were through Comcast.

    One evening our phone service went down. I got on the tech support chat, and explained that our phone service was down.

    Tech Support Idiot: So....if your service is down...how is it that you are chatting with me. If you are chatting on the internet, your service is working fine ma'am.

    Me: No.....my internet is working fine. Our phone service has gone down.

    Tech Support Idiot: It appears that your home phone itself is the issue, since your internet is working fine.

    Me: There is a separate modem for the phone line, so the two aren't sharing a modem.

    Tech Support Idiot: Ma'am, the services can't be separate, they go through the same modem, so I would check to see if your home phone..

    Me: The phone service was added later on and we have a separate modem for it.

    Tech Support Idiot: I understand that your phone may not be working, but it is not possible to have two modems in one household, so that cannot be the issue.

    Me: I assure you, it is, and we have two of them.

    Tech support Idiot: You may be seeing another piece of equipment that you think is a second modem, maybe you're looking at your cable box. I can have a tech sent out, but I want to let you know in advance that we do not cover issues with your home phone.

    This was one of the more frustrating phone calls of my life.....

    [–] Keys full of germs 🤫 Catona 10 points ago in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

    I had a horrible, nasty, disgruntled old man (I later learned he had just gotten out from a long stay in prison) stay at our hotel for a couple days.

    He was 100% a rude, miserable asshole that was sexist and condescending to me and any other female FDA's and got angry at me because I would not leave the desk (unattended, mind you) at 7PM in the evening to go personally clean his room for him because it hadn't been done earlier due to his DND sign being on.

    What does this all have to do with Key Cards? I am sure you are all wondering.

    Well, when he checked out. He came down to the desk to do so and saw it was me working that morning. He then said he'd go get his keys for me.

    He came back and set the key cards in paper packet that was soaked with urine and smeared with shit on my front desk before causally walking out without another word.

    Disgusting old bastard.

    [–] "and we ain't been flushin' them baby wipes, neither!" Catona 17 points ago in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

    The stupidest part, given her attempt to preemptively deny their guilt before even being questioned or suspected, is that they clearly knew that this was something they should not be doing and part of the problem, and yet they just continued to do it.....

    [–] "Tales From The Front Desk Vault" - The Worst Parents I've Ever Met Catona 36 points ago in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

    It's terrifying to think how close that kid could have been to drowning had he not been found the third time.

    If he had, the parents would have probably blamed the hotel and tried to sue.

    [–] Frank Catsle Catona -2 points ago in pics

    Very obviously photoshopped.

    [–] What is the craziest claim that you can make, that is actually true? Catona 8 points ago in AskReddit

    "Tell me something nice!"

    Yeah..... Repeatedly asking people to give you compliments is pretty weird. I can see why you gave her a pass.

    [–] What is a minor thing that infuriates you when eating at a restaraunt? Catona 8 points ago in AskReddit

    Exactly. People who have literally no conscious perception of how they and their children's behaviors effect other people are not going to respond well to criticisms or requests for them to act differently from what they know and are used to.

    [–] What is a minor thing that infuriates you when eating at a restaraunt? Catona 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Ha, that's an interesting approach that would definitely annoy the shit out of them equally. You would like to think that it would make some kind of point and impression on them, but it would likely not.

    [–] What is a minor thing that infuriates you when eating at a restaraunt? Catona 3 points ago in AskReddit

    As sad as it is, and I know we would all love to live in a world where everyone was rational and civilized, sometimes something as simple as asking someone to have their child turn down the volume on their device could rile the tempers of parents who may not be at all rational or civilized.

    [–] What restaurant have you sworn to never return to and why? Catona 6 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm fairly aware that butter on steaks is in no way a modern concoction. What I am trying to get at here, is that this particular instance of butter and steak combo was not done properly in any way, and was as far from a culinary achievement as a menu item at McDonald's

    [–] What restaurant have you sworn to never return to and why? Catona 6 points ago in AskReddit

    I wish the Outback Steakhouse actually served Australian food.

    [–] What restaurant have you sworn to never return to and why? Catona 1 points ago in AskReddit

    No no, I'm not talking about using butter when cooking a steak. I'm all for butter, believe me.

    This steak had a huge amount of butter put on top of it to serve. It was a sizable puddle of butter on the plate when I scraped it off.

    [–] What restaurant have you sworn to never return to and why? Catona 3 points ago in AskReddit

    While there are some places that do, mostly fast food restaurants here in Ohio, it's not something I normally see on menus for sit down restaurants.

    [–] Reposted from r/oldpeoplefacebook Catona 2 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    As we all know, there's no greater strategic advantage to the enemy than bald mountainsides!

    [–] What restaurant have you sworn to never return to and why? Catona 6 points ago in AskReddit

    I mean.....I'm really not sure why you found that surprising or unexpected from a KFC bucket of fried chicken. It's not exactly known as healthy food.

    [–] What restaurant have you sworn to never return to and why? Catona 39 points ago in AskReddit

    I hope you filed some kind of formal complaint to whoever owns the place.

    [–] The only reason I'm still friends with them is for stuff like this. Catona 4 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    Me neither, I came here hoping there would be an explanation in the comments.