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    [–] I've been dating a man for a year, last week he revealed he's married and has two kids and is now sending me angry threating texts because I broke up with him. Cetun 1 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    I'd say you did the right thing, the big takeaway is you absolutely know for a fact that he will lie to you for long periods of time just to make things seem better than they are. Something you can't do if you're going to build a life with someone. Trust is key and clearly you can't trust him as far as you can throw him. The relationship would have ended eventually perhaps in much much worse way I absolutely guarantee it.

    [–] Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe nominated US President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize last autumn after being requested to do so by Washington Cetun 1 points ago in worldnews

    Fuck what other people say, it was because the US elected a black guy less than 50 years after Jim Crowe laws were abolished. That’s within people’s lifetime, Hell there were members of Congress who supported Jim Crowe laws and segregation still serving as Obama was sworn in. The Nobel peace prize was basically for America for making so much progress, they had to give it to one person so they gave it to Obama, everyone outside of America saw this though.

    [–] Lakeland 11-year-old arrested for confrontation after refusal to stand for Pledge Cetun 10 points ago in news

    I've always thought this, they get 5 year olds to do this, what fucking 5 year old knows what the hell they are doing? Like by the time they are 11 the words they are saying are basically meaningless, they just say them by habit at this point

    [–] Record time! Cetun 1 points ago in funny

    That call of duty was one of the only one that was pretty well balanced between camping and run & gun

    [–] Best Tier VI Tank? Cetun 1 points ago in WorldofTanks

    They nerfed the M44 too, you used to be able to shoot HEAT out of that too, good times

    [–] Hero Performance, here's 20% off coupon* Cetun 2 points ago in WorldofTanks

    I actually considered using mine on the M41D also, I had to go back and forth trying to figure out if it qualified due to the restrictions. However almost everything is "discounted" or some sort of offer so it applies to almost nothing besides maybe some base prem tanks and premium time

    [–] Comrade, Type 5 need balans, da? Cetun 1 points ago in WorldofTanks

    BRIG BACK AP!!! Seriously, with the GW series I used to take my SPG into the city and shotgun people. The satisfaction you get when you one shot a IS3 or 1500dmg a E100 from across the map was priceless

    [–] Happy 62nd Birthday LeVar Burton! Cetun 1 points ago in wholesomememes

    The reason he doesn't get much credit is probably because he isn't dead yet, people only miss you when youre gone

    [–] she was found dead btw Cetun 28 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    She was in a dress with hearts on Valentine's day, I'm sure every time she sees hearts or a little girl in a dress she will be reminded also

    [–] Somewhere, people this stupid exist Cetun 1 points ago in HistoryMemes

    : conspiracy theorists create a conspiracy where homosexuality actually didn't exist before vaccinations and not only do vaccinations create homosexuals but also any historical record of homosexuality was created by liberals to cover up the fact that vaccinations caused homosexuality to exist :

    [–] ouch Cetun 25 points ago in funny

    Don't worry, I'm the guy bringing your girlfriend home late at night, I'm not fucking her. I just drive her to and from the club and sometimes hotel room, I make sure she's safe from guys that might try to take advantage of her. Don't worry about me.

    [–] If you know, you know Cetun 1 points ago in funny


    [–] After explosive sex abuse allegations, Southern Baptist leaders promise reform. Investigations revealed 35 men were convicted or accused of misconduct but allowed to continue working in churches, with access to kids. Too little, and too fucking late. Loud & clear: your kids are not safe in church. Cetun 22 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    It's not southern baptist I don't think but the church close to me had a youth church and a registeded sex offender in the band they had, the mother worked for the church and knew about it. He was on probation for having sex with under aged girls. Eventually got arrested for having sex with a girl that at the church who was under aged. I understand forgiveness and redemption, but they can do that while at the same time being seperated from children

    [–] Apex Legends Cetun 5 points ago in funny

    Yolandi looks pretty unique and Ninja looks like any crackhead in Florida

    [–] Russian military intervention in Ukraine Cetun 2 points ago in europe

    Stingers were a metaphor for the support the US gave the mujihajideen, some of which included actual equipment such as stinger missiles, but most of which was funding organized by the CIA with the help of a handful of Muslim countries. It's like saying the French resistance didn't need allied help at all.

    [–] Russian military intervention in Ukraine Cetun -1 points ago in europe

    I have like 10 different people I'm talking too, but China already practically owns the resources anyways, nuclear or non nuclear Russia would lose a war with China hands down, it could make the case the US would starve like the French and Germans did if it tried to invade but not the chinese

    [–] Russian military intervention in Ukraine Cetun 1 points ago in europe

    A nuclear war with the United States, a war where the winner takes all. We are talking about a war with Ukraine, it's fine to use nukes if everyone hates you and you are the only super power, it doesn't quite make sense if you use nukes and everyone hates you and youre still not even in the top 10 economies