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    [–] "Conviction - An Anthem Story From Neill Blomkamp" is now live! Ch0rt 1 points ago in AnthemTheGame

    Everything except the giant 117 on John Halo’s suit was great, I should re-watch it tonight now that Anthem isn’t launching until tomorrow morning.

    [–] That Guy... Ch0rt 1 points ago in funny

    The Pest

    [–] My entire Blizzard account got canned, trying to piece it together Ch0rt 2 points ago in wow

    I'm pretty sure if that happens you'd be disconnected from the game since it would still be trying to send traffic to the old IP

    [–] Pillar of Autumn, escape from Reach Ch0rt 8 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago) in halo

    Ultimatum Justice sounds close to a monitor name

    343 Guilty Spark

    2401 Penitent Tangent

    031 Exuberant Witness

    5309 Ultimatum Justice

    [–] We should create a chat application, but make it work like a forum Ch0rt 8 points ago in ShittySysadmin

    Let's have two products have the same name and don't work together, both steaming loads in their own right.

    [–] Driverless cars now allowed on Ontario roads Ch0rt 10 points ago in toronto

    When every car is autonomous they could communicate with near by cars and all accelerate around the same time, eliminating the 'accordion' effect and will be able to get more cars through lights like advanced greens and reducing traffic build-ups around the city.

    [–] Driverless cars now allowed on Ontario roads Ch0rt 4 points ago in toronto

    Cars these days are already pretty nuts. I get a monthly emailed report from my car on the health of all the internal systems, and higher end cars with lane detection, automatic braking, and 'smart' cruise control are already pretty common.

    [–] Driverless cars now allowed on Ontario roads Ch0rt 3 points ago in toronto

    As someone who basically drives around the city for a living, a lot of side streets in mid-town are like this and its awful. Especially in the winter when the road is smaller than usual.

    [–] Every damn year and yet I'm still surprised. Ch0rt 1 points ago in toronto

    Those converters can be like $30, you're lucky they're not homeless after spending that kinda money

    [–] Mila Kunis for Esquire. Ch0rt 29 points ago in pics

    I THOUGHT I HAD IT ALL TOGETHERRR

    [–] Maynard confirms there will not he a surprise release. Ch0rt 10 points ago in ToolBand

    Just like Rage Against the Machine, sometimes you gotta play by the system to get your message out.

    Also, you gotta eat somehow

    [–] To Those Blaming Blizzard... Ch0rt 1 points ago in classicwow

    Or fireballs boiling it

    [–] XboxDVR is now available on IOS and Android allowing you to easily share clips and screenshots Ch0rt 2 points ago in xboxone

    You must not go into iPhone related subreddits often. At least twice a week someone discovers you can move the cursor while typing by force touching the keyboard.

    This has been a feature since the 6S.

    [–] Blizzard's community relations have not improved. Ch0rt 18 points ago in wow

    A Lawyer who did math in his spare time, what a combo

    [–] Tyler Coe Leaves Roosterteeth Ch0rt 68 points ago in roosterteeth

    Probably because when she was on other shows like Always Open the views skyrocketed, so they put her on Sportsball to try and give it a boost.

    [–] 3DS got a system update today! Smea says it just looks like a browser update Ch0rt 192 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago) in 3dshacks

    You can watch low quality 3D porn in the browser

    For anyone wondering: PornHub's 3D section works pretty good. You're welcome

    [–] Anxiety abounds at NASA as Mars landing day arrives Ch0rt 2 points ago in space

    There's minutes of delay communicating with Mars, it's all automated and the control room gets reports back from satellites monitoring the landing