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    [–] Manchester United achieved a record revenue of £581million for the financial year ending June 30, 2017 Cheapo_Sam 152 points ago in soccer

    Someday (hopefully soon), we're going to actually start hitting our old heights on the pitch again, and I dream of how much money we'll generate at that point.

    And so it has come to this.

    [–] Roy Keane on why he chose not to sign Robbie Savage for Sunderland. Cheapo_Sam 12 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in soccer

    Fucking love hearing shit like "whazzzup" used in the modern day now. It's so out of place 20 years later that it suddenly works better than it ever did back then.

    Same goes for anything from 'Little Britain'. Fucking HATED that shit when it was broadcast in 2005 but I overheard someone a few weeks back respond to question with "Yer I no" and it was fucking amazing. I was the only person laughing, and I'm not even sure they were using it ironically.. Please people! Use old shitty catchphrases, if only for the small minority of people like me who find them wildly inappropriate and fucking hysterical.

    [–] Messi has reached 300 goals in the Camp Nou. Cheapo_Sam 50 points ago in soccer

    Whelp. No ballon d'or for Neymar this year

    [–] 2017 'Golden Boy' nominees named Cheapo_Sam -2 points ago in soccer

    Moussa Dembélé @ Celtic only just turned 21 in July and banged 32 in all competitions last year, helping Celtic to go undefeated in the League... somehow got overlooked for Dominic Solanke

    [–] Corbyn and Bellerin talk in Spanish to shut Piers Morgan out of the conversation, Bellerin tells Piers not to take it personally. Cheapo_Sam 27 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago) in soccer

    Translation:

    "It was a pleasure to meet you [Hector]. It's better that we do not tell you [Piers] what we [Corbyn and Hector] were talking about, you [Piers] would not understand. Very well played in the game on Sunday".

     

    Edit: Hector Bellerin then responded with:

    "Thank you, Mr. Corbyn, and of course, it's all between us! It was a pleasure to meet you!"

    [–] Free Talk Friday [2017-09-15] Cheapo_Sam 9 points ago in soccer

    dude that looks great. Go join the fun at r/photoshopbattles. A reciprocal audience will appreciate your stuff a lot more than a general twitter post, and you will also learn some new techniques and styles.

    [–] Free Talk Friday [2017-09-15] Cheapo_Sam 11 points ago in soccer

    It's ok to be sad, but do something nice for her. 13 years is a long time to be putting up with your shit.

    [–] Messi is the G.O.A.T and he will score a hattrick tmrw Cheapo_Sam 8 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago) in soccer

    hahah pm me ur details

    Edit: OP Delivered

    [–] Messi is the G.O.A.T and he will score a hattrick tmrw Cheapo_Sam -12 points ago in soccer

    1. Find a gun.

    2. Pick it up.

    3. Check its loaded.

    4. Point it at your head.

    5. Pull trigger.

    [–] Arsenal 0-1 FC Koln - Cordoba 10' (Group H) Cheapo_Sam 2 points ago in soccer

    Fucking even funnier from that angle tbh

    [–] FC Köln Fans in London ahead of Arsenal game Cheapo_Sam 4 points ago in soccer

    Remember the first time you heard it called the library? Well this is no different

    [–] FC Köln Fans in London ahead of Arsenal game Cheapo_Sam 7 points ago in soccer

    A little history for you. The Library comes from the former stadium 'Highbury' (AKA The Highbury Library) .. where it is said that on matchdays, the place was so quiet you hear the ball rolling over the grass.

    [–] FC Köln Fans in London ahead of Arsenal game Cheapo_Sam 187 points ago in soccer

    They wont be allowed to make that much noise in the library

    [–] How NOT to land an orbital rocket booster - SpaceX Cheapo_Sam 695 points ago in space

    "That's not an explosion..."

    "It's just a rapid unscheduled disassembly"

    [–] All British clubs along with the location on map Cheapo_Sam 33 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago) in soccer

    I thought natures cruelest joke was actually encouraging an entire region to build its economic and social identity around pottery, only to have it be replaced by 'Tupperware' that is produced on the other side of the planet for a fraction of the cost.

    As it goes, I do have some pretty fit cousins. I mean they receive 1700 Hours of sunlight a year so they look healthy (even if they do share the same genetic code). Far better than the sweating toothless ill looking folk that live in their squalid hovels, eeking a living off that river/open sewer that flows through mid staffs