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    [–] [Serious] What are some life saving tips you think people need to know and in what situation would they be used? Chugging_Estus 1 points ago in AskReddit

    You’re not going to win in a 3 v 1. You’re either going to get your ass beat as soon as they gang up and overwhelm you, this is the best outcome, or they’re going to beat you to death, that’s the worst possible outcome. Karate won’t mean shit in a situation like that, and they’re very unlikely to come at you unarmed. If they’re looking to fuck you up and have already formed a group to deliver the ass-whooping, then they’re going to have weapons and seriously FUCK YOU UP. It’s not a game and I’d hate for you to learn that lesson the hard way. If you’re being threatened with physical violence, the best option is to gtfo of dodge asap. A fight should be a last resort and even then it won’t be anything like they show you at the dojo, or whatever it’s actually called. It’ll be dirty, it’ll go to the ground, and you won’t KO most grown men in one hit.

    I know it’s empowering having the knowledge of martial arts in your arsenal, and it’s something you should keep up with, but it’s never going to be a good option to attack someone unless they’re already trying to hurt you. If that moment comes, and hopefully it never will, there’s no holding back and there’s no sticking to your training. Do whatever the fuck you need to do to end the threat. Need to gouge an eye, hit them in the groin, snap fingers, or kick knees? Do it, all of it. Even kill them before they kill you, if that’s what it takes. Because they’ll be trying to do the same to you.

    [–] Ants Chugging_Estus 17 points ago in dankchristianmemes

    Likely story. Take him away, boys.

    [–] Ants Chugging_Estus 41 points ago in dankchristianmemes

    They bring the poisoned food back to the nest. You wiped ‘em out.

    [–] [Serious] What are some life saving tips you think people need to know and in what situation would they be used? Chugging_Estus 5 points ago in AskReddit

    I’m not planning to go to the ground

    If they have a knife, there’s a still a good likelihood that YOU WILL DIE or receive life-altering injuries. It doesn’t matter how well trained you are, or think that you are, they’re not going to just stand there and let you kick them in the head. They’re either going to try and close the gap and stab/cut you or run away because it’s easier to go find someone else. Lastly, it doesn’t matter if you plan to fight on your feet, most fights eventually go to the ground.

    TL;DR - Karate will not save you against a weapon, unless you’re very well trained and they’re incredibly inept. Even then, you’re probably still going to get cut up. It’s not worth the risk and material possessions can often be replaced.

    [–] *sigh* Chugging_Estus 1 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    Where muh conservative minorities at?

    [–] Lol @Undocumedia the biggest SJW Instagram account with 400k followers Chugging_Estus 1 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    Please, tell that shit to ICE and border patrol officers. I’d love to see them realize the error of their ways and melt into a borderless puddle.

    [–] The left in a nutshell Chugging_Estus 3 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    Foreign youth on my wholesome, Christian subreddit? I don’t think so.

    [–] When the "Black people can't be racist" narrative is challenged. Chugging_Estus 2 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    That’s how everyone should react to it, but sadly so many people romanticize violence and destructive “revolutions”.

    [–] "My N-Word!" Chugging_Estus 484 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    This is what it means to be American

    [–] Failing To Infiltrate a public forum Chugging_Estus 12 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    Tendies, waifus, trap porn, gore threads, cum boxes, the sourest of creams, and more!

    [–] Fucked with ICE, ICE fucked them back Chugging_Estus 8 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    Get two; one for the shweet parries and one for the shield-to-the-chest riposte.

    [–] Guys, they’re on to us Chugging_Estus 8 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    They forget that there’s a small puddle of weaponized autism that calls this sub home

    [–] Guys, they’re on to us Chugging_Estus 10 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    N8gger wouldn’t dare come out of his hidey hole.

    [–] We've come a full circle Chugging_Estus 14 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    One of the few times where I hope that the made up bullshit about a kid saying made up bullshit isn’t made up bullshit.

    [–] When the "Black people can't be racist" narrative is challenged. Chugging_Estus 2 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    I don’t know if you’re being sarcastic or not. Look man, I hate the radical left just as much as the next guy, but we have to hold each other to higher standards. Otherwise we give their prejudices against us an ounce of truth. They’re shitty people with backwards views of the world and aren’t above using violence to meet their goals. They’ve showed that time and time again. All I’m saying is that I don’t think u/MagDorito is one of those people, even if they’re self-described as “very liberal”.

    [–] When the "Black people can't be racist" narrative is challenged. Chugging_Estus 1 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    I’m a person with classic liberal views and new age conservative views. Do you want to try and squash me into your preconceived mold or are you mature enough to understand that people don’t abide by your mental compartmentalizations?

    Smashing people in the face with bricks is not a political issues. This was a case of black-eyed racism and should be treated as such, like u/MagDorito was advocating for when they said this woman is no better than a rabid dog, should be prosecuted for her actions, and should be paraded around for the world to see. Not once did they display a disregard for facts in their comment. You need to do some introspection, Champ.

    Lastly, people like you are the reason folks think this sub is a racist breeding ground. Yes, blacks commit a disproportionate amount of violent crimes, that is a fact. Regardless, grouping all black people together and saying that they behave like “rabid dogs” is, in fact, pretty fucking racist. Some of them are bad people, a lot of them are good people. Just like every ethnic group in the world.

    [–] When the "Black people can't be racist" narrative is challenged. Chugging_Estus 3 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    They said that they’re a liberal person. I could even be considered a liberal person with conservative views. They did not say, “I am part of the regressive left and I am a-okay with ignore this because it’s not a big deal”. You’ve created a strawman argument for them and ignored the part where they said that this racist should be treated like a feral dog and paraded around as an example. Tell me again about how that is the same as them saying they side with the radical left. Treating them like the enemy because you THINK you know what they stand for makes you no better than the people you have a hard-on for hating.

    [–] When the "Black people can't be racist" narrative is challenged. Chugging_Estus 1 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    ”and if you don’t care for it then fuck off.”

    ”Don’t call me a fucking idiot—that will most certainly detract from your position.”

    So it’s not okay to be hostile when you’re on the receiving end? Really activates the ol’ almonds 🤔

    [–] When the "Black people can't be racist" narrative is challenged. Chugging_Estus 2 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    The term “liberal” does not define a person and holding those beliefs does not mean that someone advocates for beating the elderly with bricks. They very clearly disavowed this act of violence. There is no reason for you to be asking, “why would you overlook this but not this other thing???” when they are very clearly not overlooking this.