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    [–] Making her orgasm without your dick Coziestpigeon2 8 points ago in bigdickproblems

    Duh? That's like, the first lesson of being a good sexual partner.

    [–] How Canada’s anti-abortion movement recruits young people Coziestpigeon2 2 points ago in CanadaPolitics

    Considering a large majority of pro-life people hold that belief based on some personally-held religious beliefs...well, is it really that off-base to pose the question how more young people are falling into organizations that tell them how to think?

    [–] Archaeologists of Reddit, what are some latest discoveries that the masses have no idea of? Coziestpigeon2 1 points ago in AskReddit

    but it was a smallish clay pot, which had been made on a wheel and was incredibly well-made, but the neck of it was tiny, and it pinched in and out at points

    I think I've had bongs that match that description.

    [–] Never thought about it that way Coziestpigeon2 5 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    I gotta say, every single time I've been sunburned badly in my life, it has been 100% my own fault for neglecting to wear sunscreen.

    [–] Boxing will be at the 2020 Olympic Games - Boxing News Coziestpigeon2 5 points ago in Boxing

    Yeah, it sucks, but sometimes the governing body is just so fucked up you need to cut the head off and start from scratch. That kinda describes the Olympics as a whole though.

    [–] Boxing will be at the 2020 Olympic Games - Boxing News Coziestpigeon2 5 points ago in Boxing

    Corruption in the sport. There are far fewer people taking dives or buying judges in flag twirling compared to boxing/wrestling.

    [–] Players are bad at tracking story events. How to help without hand-holding? Coziestpigeon2 2 points ago in DMAcademy

    Tried that. Was met with blank stares and incorrect recollection, describing things that did not happen.

    [–] Playdate. A New Handheld Gaming System Coziestpigeon2 1 points ago in Games

    What are these games? Here’s the thing: we’d like to keep them a secret until they appear on your Playdate. We want to surprise you.

    That is not something I would call a selling point.

    [–] Players are bad at tracking story events. How to help without hand-holding? Coziestpigeon2 3 points ago in DMAcademy

    Your players sound like they just want to roll dice and aren't very invested

    That's exactly what I keep assuming, but then they tell me that no, they want the big overarching story whenever I propose it.

    I feel like I'm in a no-win situation.

    [–] I'm not technically a virgin, but I might as well be for how nervous I am. Coziestpigeon2 18 points ago in sex

    pick her up or hold a plank for more than 10s

    The huge majority of people, especially for random hookups and not established relationships, aren't picking anyone up during sex, so don't worry about that. And you won't likely be in a position that sees you having to "hold a plank" for any period of time either - you'll be thrusting, and you'll be putting part of your weight on your partner, and you'll be moving around - it's way less physical work than you're imagining it has to be.

    Just worry about keeping yourself clean, and ask her what she likes. If everything else is still causing you stress and doubt, read/watch about how to give oral and employ what you learn. And try not to pant heavily directly into her face.

    [–] Players are bad at tracking story events. How to help without hand-holding? Coziestpigeon2 5 points ago in DMAcademy

    Well that's kind of the problem - when they come across something important, it's very clearly important, to the point when I even tell them out-of-game "hey, this is important, you might want to write it down or remember it."

    Like, if I described gigantic red neon arrows pointing directly at the information, I think that may be more subtle than how I'm currently feeding it to them.

    [–] AITA for eloping because of controlling families and refusing to pay for wedding arrangements we never wanted? Coziestpigeon2 1 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    Then more power to you. You definitely aren't the assholes here, but your decision seems like one that was pretty clearly going to blow-up in your face if found out, so that's why I said it could have been a mistake, unless you're good with cutting contact with a lot of your family.

    [–] AITA for going on a trip after my GF was uninvited? Coziestpigeon2 3 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in AmItheAsshole

    YTA

    BFF is planning to break up with her boyfriend after the trip

    Well that's a red flag about your BFF. Absolutely the behavior of a petty and manipulative person (that you chose over your GF).

    If you are in a relationship with a person, you're supposed to be a team. You are not behaving like a team member - you're not paying and heed to the concerns raised by your GF, you're not going to bat to stand up for her, and you're putting the feelings of someone else above hers.

    And honestly, your BFF seems like a bit of a scumbag here. I would not be that surprised to find out your GF was completely right about them. In general, you all just sound extremely young - far too young/immature to be dealing with adult relationships.

    [–] AITA For getting extremely mad with my wife because she got a tattoo on her hand when we both agreed since the start of the relationship that was the only place I would mind her having a tattoo? Coziestpigeon2 -12 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    What good relationship is if we can’t keep a simple agreement?

    Policing her body is not "keeping a simple agreement."

    You're NTA for getting upset, you are YTA for thinking you could "make an agreement" about what she can and cannot do with her body in the first place. Get over it.

    [–] WIBTA if I escalated my attempts to get a guy to leave me and others alone? Coziestpigeon2 8 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    NTA

    "run away from him like he was some monster or predator"

    He is a predator. Just because he has a disability, does not make his behavior any less threatening.

    [–] AITA for eloping because of controlling families and refusing to pay for wedding arrangements we never wanted? Coziestpigeon2 1 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    NTA. But...

    Did we make a mistake by eloping?

    Yes, if you wanted to have peace among your family members, you absolutely made a mistake. Not an asshole move or anything, it sure sounds like your family are the assholes, but you guys eloping was definitely a mistake with how obvious the reactions of your family seem.

    [–] She really had the caucasity Coziestpigeon2 1 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    That's some /r/fellowkids shit.

    I just want to apologize for white people that only learn popular slang from Buzzfeed and go on to use it like this. I'm sorry.

    [–] Mickey factz Coziestpigeon2 1 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    My fiance's best girl friend is one of my favourite people on the planet. Just a lovely little Irish girl. She's not the sharpest tool in the shed and says a lot of dumb stuff politically, but she's open to correction and learning, and she doesn't open her mouth about it often.

    Outside of that, she's the shit. Great to drink and do drugs and go camping with, one of the most active players in a D&D campaign I'm running, amazing with our dog, and I swear she'd shave her own head if a stranger needed a wig.

    [–] Idk who needs to hear this but... Coziestpigeon2 8 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    You're a writer if you write. A hobbiest writer is a still a writer. A person working on their first novel is still a writer. Bringing in a paycheque with your writing just makes you a professional writer.

    [–] Idk who needs to hear this but... Coziestpigeon2 4 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    If you're at a party and people are coming up to you assuming you're a writer, that's probably not a good sign.

    Writers are not exactly known for being healthy, well-balanced, attractive people.