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    [–] Low Clearance... Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks 2 points ago in Unexpected

    The most unexpected thing for me was how much dirt they left on the road after.

    [–] What was completely blown out of proportion? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks -3 points ago in AskReddit

    Chafing might be an issue but there's no reason that a nipple pasty that isn't going to be seen would look like this.

    [–] What was completely blown out of proportion? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks -12 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in AskReddit

    I think it's because he had such a small role that people were mad.

    I stopped watching the show entirely years ago because while George can't get off his ass and finish the series, the showrunners for that show have no idea how to tell a story. I know I'm not the only one upset with them so the rage over Sheeran is probably along the lines of, "If they can spend money on this and CGI dragons, how about paying some real writers to get in the room and make this series not so shitty?"

    My feelings on the series are summed up by this (paraphrased) sentence: "The Game of Thrones tv show is a lot like the Star Wars prequels. The writing and story is bad, but it makes great memes."

    edit: this is not to say that I think he should have had a larger role. I think people were just annoyed he appeared at all.

    [–] What was completely blown out of proportion? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks 1 points ago in AskReddit

    In terms of their "religion" or whatever, isn't their apocalypse thing supposed to be the Year of the Jaguar or something anyways? Not just the end of the calendar?

    [–] What was completely blown out of proportion? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks 28 points ago in AskReddit

    Right... Because that move would require her to have a pom pom nipple pasty underneath...

    Add that to the equation and what you said doesn't add up mate.

    [–] What's a question you hate being asked? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Backhanded only because it feels vaguely rude to the recipient (imo).

    [–] What conspiracy theory do you 100% buy into and why? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks 1 points ago in AskReddit

    My point is that expensive products are also expensive to supply. Somehow I don't think that suppliers are giving $1000 mattresses to stores for $100 (this is of course assuming that all mattresses are new and not like the other guy who responded to you who was selling primarily used ones). Not even factoring in overhead like a lease, electricity, advertising, or employee compensation.

    The necessary number of sales required to start making money is probably higher then you think.

    [–] What conspiracy theory do you 100% buy into and why? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks 2 points ago in AskReddit

    My wallet is fat because it's a three fold wallet. I've actually been trying to get a new one for over a year but it also slips my mind since it's not a pressing issue.

    [–] What conspiracy theory do you 100% buy into and why? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks 3 points ago in AskReddit

    I should have been clear: I want a casual jacket with inner pockets. Not a blazer or sports jacket.

    And I want 10 pockets so I can actually carry other stuff (pens, loose change, keys, hand warmers, etc.) without necessitating a bag of some kind. Also just nice to be able to pocket things that other people give you.

    [–] What conspiracy theory do you 100% buy into and why? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks 26 points ago in AskReddit

    Truth be told, I kind of get irritated having things in my trousers. A phone is manageable. My wallet is fat. Two for two pockets. But now adding in keys (house, car, whatever), I either have to put it in my back pocket (no, that's where my ass sits on things) or squeeze it in with one of my other items. It's not going with my phone because I don't want to scratch it, which means it has to go in the same pocket as my wallet which brings a whole new level of discomfort.

    Then, if I have to use one or the other, I have to fish the one out without spilling the other one. If it's my wallet, then it goes back on top of the keys which means when I inevitably need them, I'll have to take my wallet back out just to reach the keys underneath it!

    I just want a custom made jacket with like, 10 pockets. Specifically inner pockets because they're comfortable and it looks slick as fuck to pull something out of an inner jacket pocket.

    [–] What conspiracy theory do you 100% buy into and why? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks 13 points ago in AskReddit

    I can't tell if this is a joke or not, but just in case...

    That depends. How much does it cost to supply a mattress store?

    Let's say you own a mattress store where all mattresses cost $400 even. You have 1000 mattresses. That's a slick $400,000 if you sell them all. But wait, you needed to buy them from someone to sell them. I doubt you're manufacturing the mattresses yourself. Even if you were getting them at $100 per (gross profit margin of 75%) you'd have to sell a quarter of your inventory just to break even meaning 250 separate sales.

    It's virtually guaranteed that you're going to sell less than one per customer (as couples going mattress shopping aren't going to be buying one mattress per person, they're going to share a bed) and mattresses aren't exactly a high demand item. People don't go out on a regular basis just to buy a mattress. And when you do buy one it's going to last for years barring some unforseen mattress incident. So you aren't going to have return customers unless you manage to stay in business for decades.

    Low demand, relatively high supply price, I don't think that owning a mattress store is actually very profitable unless you're already a full blown company operating in the tens of millions.

    [–] What's a question you hate being asked? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Because you're still hunting for a girlfriend lol. This isn't some secret technique that "succeeds" or "fails." I'm talking about having meaningful relationships in your life instead of consumer relationships. Consumer relationship meaning: "I'm only friends/acquaintances/associated/dating because of what I get out of it instead of actually caring about you as a human being." The way you talk about this makes it seem like it's your end all be all for your identity and worth as a person which I'm sure it isn't. And I can tell you that that's a pretty miserable way to live your life. Regardless of how it damages your ability to actually get a girlfriend (which it does) it damages yourself because it makes you incredibly self conscious about everything you do, wondering if it makes or breaks you as "dating material."

    Furthermore, you're 21. Calm the hell down lol. You're not 35, you're not 30, you're not even 25 yet. Stop stressing about something that is ultimately not your decision.

    [–] What's a question you hate being asked? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks 7 points ago in AskReddit

    Even if he is good at it, how often is he getting pulled over to know that it works so well?

    [–] What's a question you hate being asked? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Is it still bothersome to ask why you changed your name or what you prefer about the new one over the old one?

    Unless your old name was Dick Johnson in which case it's pretty obvious why you changed your name.

    [–] What's a question you hate being asked? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks 2 points ago in AskReddit

    “You are allowed to smile, you know.”

    sinister smile intensifies

    [–] What's a question you hate being asked? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks 7 points ago in AskReddit

    It comes from having meaningful female relationships that aren't for the exclusive reason of entering a romantic or sexual relationship with them. That's how I got my girlfriend. We were friends for 10 months, zero attraction between us for all that time and we thought of each other in a completely platonic manner. One day, we suddenly realize that we've been seeing each other differently. A Chinese boy and a Midwestern girl who did not even consider the possibility of being in a romantic relationship with one another suddenly felt attraction to the other. And what do you know? We're surprisingly good together as a couple with a lot of commonality and similarity between us because we were such good friends before we started dating.

    The point I'm trying to explain is that if you're constantly looking for a girlfriend, it starts to become a way you see females. Those you want to date, those who's pants you want to get into, and the ones who aren't worth your time. The point of "it happens when you least expect it" is that if you're actually having meaningful relationships with females simply for the sake of being friends and appreciating them as people, then it will happen without trying. A romantic relationship can natural evolution of a great friendship. Then your relationship has a foundation based on personality and how you get along instead of physicality or whatever else.

    TL;DR If you spend all your time trying to find a girlfriend, you start viewing women as objects and things to be dated. If you don't think about it and view women as people to build friendships and personal relationships with them, you might find yourself in a relationship without even trying.

    [–] What's a question you hate being asked? Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks 21 points ago in AskReddit

    I think it's a kind of backhanded compliment. Maybe the implication is that you're attractive enough that people can't believe you're single so if you don't have a girlfriend then you must have a boyfriend.