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    [–] This time last year we went to the courthouse to get married. My uncle was our witness with only a few hours notice. Cptnbumout 344 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago) in pics

    Holy crap guys this is amazing. So my now husbands divorce finally went through after years in the making. We decided that we didn’t want to wait any longer and went to the courthouse. My Mom was there and called my Uncle to meet us to be a witness. He dropped what he was doing and apparently stopped to get Halloween and wedding balloons. Our engagement party was already planned for the following week. We love Halloween and made it “til death do us part” themed, so the balloons are awesome and appropriate. My Uncle is amazing and hilarious and we thought this pic was perfect. No I didn’t wear white. I didn’t even wear a dress. It was a wonderful day and we had a ton of fun! Thanks for giving him all this love! Oh and I swear he doesn’t have a mullet!

    [–] This time last year we went to the courthouse to get married. My uncle was our witness with only a few hours notice. Cptnbumout 66 points ago in pics

    Hahaha damn I didn’t ask for the balloons. I did love them though! I’m a bit gothy and we both love Halloween so he just ran with it! And no I didn’t wear white!

    [–] This time last year we went to the courthouse to get married. My uncle was our witness with only a few hours notice. Cptnbumout 369 points ago in pics

    Divorce papers were finalized the day before (years in the making) so we went down the next day! Our engagement party was the following week so we turned it into our wedding reception. Nothing traditional about it hahaha.

    [–] This time last year we went to the courthouse to get married. My uncle was our witness with only a few hours notice. Cptnbumout 4131 points ago in pics

    Our party theme was “Til death do us part”. We’re super into Halloween and I may be a bit gothy, so skull balloons were appropriate for us.

    [–] Baby Squirrel feeding time! Cptnbumout 7 points ago in aww

    Thanks! She spent the night with me, giving her steady doses of pedialyte and avocado chunks. After contacting dozens of rescues I finally found a rehabber in my area. I would've LOVED to have kept her but besides being illegal they apparently turn into real dicks when puberty hits.

    [–] Found this little guy in the middle of a busy intersection. Cptnbumout 1 points ago in aww

    He spent the night with us getting a steady dose of Pedialyte and avocados. I have a rehabber coming tonight to take over from here. He's super adorable and I totally wish I could keep him.