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    [–] Dad joke ha 😂 Cptnbumout 3 points ago in 4PanelCringe

    My sister really got pregnant? I don’t even know what that means.

    [–] You have to talk to someone about the same topic for 2 hours. What topic do you pick and why? Cptnbumout 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I’m a Colorist and taught color theory and application for a few years. I love talking color and teaching how it works, especially to people who need the absolute basics.

    [–] You wahhnt me to cuuver uhp? Angela. Lesson 1. Let’s discuss cultural sensitivity outside of the United States. (Of America, not Nigerian States of Africa.) Cptnbumout 7 points ago in 90DayFiance

    Yup same here! I was a dick to a lot of people. Listen I’m still strong and independent but people know that from my character now and not from me shouting it to people who didn’t ask. If she would just take it down a notch things in general would go a lot more smoothly in her life.

    [–] You wahhnt me to cuuver uhp? Angela. Lesson 1. Let’s discuss cultural sensitivity outside of the United States. (Of America, not Nigerian States of Africa.) Cptnbumout 52 points ago in 90DayFiance

    I have to say I am shocked at the amount of people saying how she’s “grown on them” this episode and how strong and no nonsense she is. Like no, she’s rude, offensive and cares nothing about the “man of her dreams” culture or country. She’s embarrassing and selfish. I used to be a “say it how it is, blunt, honest, unapologetic, strong straight forward woman” when really I was just kinda an asshole. There is a difference between being yourself and knowing your worth to being completely unaware and a total dick. I’m not a fan. Hahaha ok rant over.

    [–] This shit was so funny to me! I gotta get myself some pizza from Angelo’s! Cptnbumout 116 points ago * (lasted edited 23 days ago) in 90DayFiance

    It should be their new motto “Angelo’s pizza, the only thing that’s not bullshit right now”

    [–] I have yet to witness this flawless foundation make anyone look flawless. Cptnbumout 1 points ago in Youniqueamua

    I don’t get it. Why does this bossbabe have to work? Does she work at the school, and what is her position? I certainly don’t want anyone associated with my child’s education to be posting on IG that the first day is too much for them, let alone anyone who would wear that fucking bow!

    [–] Wholesome strangers Cptnbumout 2 points ago in wholesomememes

    We were 4 15 year old goth girls who convinced our parents to let us go to our first (Marilyn Manson) concert. Our friends mom drove us to the venue. We waited online for security, our friend went first she had the tickets. She turns around and says guys I forgot the tickets. HaHa very funny. Nope she left them in the glove box. Cell phones weren’t available. And by the time we would get in touch with her mom to bring them back it would be too late. So we’re all miserable sitting outside when a man (who I assume was a scalper) comes over and hands us 4 tickets. We don’t have any money to give him. He said no problem he just felt awful for us. We asked for his address to send him the money and thanked him 1000 times. Now that I think of it they were probably counterfeit tickets which is why he didn’t mind giving them to us. This was long before they scanned them in. We kept out end and sent him cash and a thank you card. But for a slimy scalper dude he was very nice for no reason.

    [–] [OC] Recorded this while on line for Starbucks drive thru. Enjoy! Cptnbumout 3 points ago in PublicFreakout

    I don’t think it’s that serious. Drive thru is usually faster than going in at this location. I’ll go on my lunch break, get something I usually can’t make myself (not just a coffee) maybe a snack and be on my merry way. It’s overpriced I’ll give you that but I enjoy it here and there. Also happy cake day!

    [–] [OC] Recorded this while on line for Starbucks drive thru. Enjoy! Cptnbumout 5 points ago in PublicFreakout

    Totally not trying to be a dick hahaha When I was called out I was like holy shit have I been saying it wrong my whole life?! Then I asked my husband and a few friends who agree they say on line and google just confirmed.

    [–] [OC] Recorded this while on line for Starbucks drive thru. Enjoy! Cptnbumout 4 points ago in PublicFreakout

    I mean if you do a quick google search you’ll find New Yorkers tend to say on line and not in line. It’s definitely not just a me thing.

    [–] [OC] Recorded this while on line for Starbucks drive thru. Enjoy! Cptnbumout 76 points ago in PublicFreakout

    The line for the drive thru was super long and they were trying to get out of their spot by laying on the horn to a line of cars that couldn’t move anywhere. They had MORE than enough room to get out but apparently don’t know how to operate a car as you can see by the million point turn.

    [–] [OC] Recorded this while on line for Starbucks drive thru. Enjoy! Cptnbumout 11 points ago in PublicFreakout

    I pretty much always say on line. Apparently it’s a New York thing? Never knew 🤷🏻‍♀️