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    [–] That Guy Starter Pack CreamyKnougat 1 points ago in funny

    One of my deepest fears is to be in a room filled with people like this and not know anyone's name.

    Keeps me up at night.

    [–] My girlfriend's dog graduated Dog School. CreamyKnougat 142 points ago in aww

    Dog school?

    "Are you a dog?"

    "Yes."

    "You pass! Congratulations! Here's your rubber toy, your bed, and a pat on the head."

    "Wow!"

    [–] They love to blame it on gaming CreamyKnougat 1 points ago in gaming

    It's how we talk in the rural south, ya'all. Cuz guns.

    [–] They love to blame it on gaming CreamyKnougat 51 points ago in gaming

    Damn right, and if they start messing with my innanimate object, imma gonna start shooting people.

    [–] House Republican wants American taxpayers to crowdfund Trump’s $20 billion border wall CreamyKnougat 1 points ago in politics

    It does. If trumpians want to raise 20 billion to do this, I'm all for it. That's probably 5 million a piece, so it might be tough. That's a lot of chicken nuggets and trips to Walmart.

    [–] I think I found the happiest lamb of all time CreamyKnougat -6 points ago in aww

    Aaah...shes cute. The goat ain't bad either.

    [–] The only Royal Wedding that matters to me CreamyKnougat 9 points ago in funny

    God willing we'll see them again in "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money".

    [–] The only Royal Wedding I care about. CreamyKnougat 4 points ago in pics

    Is her name Tammy? I feel she looks like a Tammy.

    [–] The Buffs Winston Needs CreamyKnougat 7 points ago in Overwatch

    As a Mai main who just loves to ruin people's days, I'm 100% in favor of this.

    [–] Experts bash Giuliani claim that Mueller can’t subpoena Trump CreamyKnougat 10 points ago in politics

    "For the next thing I'm pulling out of my ass...a handkerchief"!

    --Giuliani

    [–] My sister got a cat without bones. CreamyKnougat 6 points ago in aww

    A cat is neither liquid nor it has bones. Its makeup is precisely what it needs to be.

    --Dumbledore

    [–] Mexican cousin from the hood starterpack CreamyKnougat 18 points ago in starterpacks

    Or, as we call it, East LA. Except the cowboys. Fuck the cowboys.

    [–] I have a horror movie soft spot for The Mothman Prophecies (2002). It builds tension so well that in the end you're scared to look over your shoulder CreamyKnougat 4 points ago in movies

    When I was a teenager, I read a couple of books about the mothman, and they always...bothered me. The movie brought that creeped out factor I felt reading those books, but multiplied it ten fold.

    [–] My cat and all her toes! CreamyKnougat 86 points ago in aww

    "No, God, cats can't strangle people."

    "Hold my beer."