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    [–] Leave the US to join ISIS? Get pregnant by an ISIS fighter and lose your US citizenship Creative_username969 2 points ago in WinStupidPrizes

    According to the US State Department the requirements to renounce citizenship are actually very specific. It needs to be done in-person before a consular official while in a foreign country, and you also have to sign an oath of renunciation.

    [–] How should I feel about these texts between my ex and I? Creative_username969 6 points ago in JustNoSO

    It sounds like he’s trying to string you along so you’ll “give him another chance” once the relationship he’s in now goes south. Rarely does anything good come out of talking to your exes. Don’t indulge this dude; ghost his ass.

    [–] MIL meets LO Creative_username969 7 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    I’d say make it 72 hours + approval.

    [–] A real sea-monster. Creative_username969 18 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in BeAmazed

    Waves that get this big break over reef - specifically at the points where the reef gets particularly shallow. However, at almost every reef-break, there’s either a gap in the reef, or a place where the reef gets particularly deep, these spots are known as a channels. Waves don’t break in channels unless the swell is absolutely massive. This photographer is in this break’s channel.

    [–] A real sea-monster. Creative_username969 85 points ago in BeAmazed

    At spots that get that big, there’s always a reef. It’s usually a shallow one.

    [–] What's the weirdest thing someone has said to you during sex? Creative_username969 14 points ago in AskReddit

    “While we on the topic, I been actually thinking about some shit About the Army and Navy

    What if tomorrow is the day That the fucking aliens came And invaded our nation?

    Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit? Like, do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with they ships?

    Or not at all? like, would they just walk up in this motherfucker Laughin' at us, and blastin' at us And makin' everybody disintegrate and assimilate Without a hint of intimidation?

    Or could we do some shit to be making they heart race?

    Granted I don't know the alien heart, but You get what the fuck I'm sayin?”

    [–] UPDATE: After Valentine’s Day Creative_username969 6 points ago in JustNoSO

    That’s what the last year or so of my last relationship was like. It’s a pretty crappy feeling.

    [–] JNSOITW in "A Very N Valentines" Creative_username969 7 points ago in JustNoSO

    He bought the girl lingerie, though it was a bold move on his part thinking he was getting laid that night after behaving that way.

    [–] I'm DONE! Creative_username969 2 points ago in JustNoSO

    They may be able to submit notarized affidavits

    [–] New Congressional Marijuana Bill Is Actually Numbered H.R. 420 Creative_username969 1 points ago in Marijuana

    True, but there are still big corporate interests on the pro-legalization side too, and some of them are pretty shady. Big tobacco, is a huge supporter of it, and Monsanto is already making GMO weed. I personally support legalization, but it’s naive to think the pro-weed crowd isn’t just as profit-focused as the opposition.

    [–] Is it possible to find out what drug my relative is on without directly asking? Creative_username969 2 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago) in NoStupidQuestions

    Would “weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down” be an appropriate way to describe how this person moves when they’re high?

    [–] How do I get my dad to stop calling me so often? Creative_username969 1 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    You need to tell him how you feel, and ask him to dial it back. If he doesn’t respond to being asked nicely, then you’ll have to lay down some boundaries and enforce them.

    [–] I think we’ve got a live one Creative_username969 5 points ago in narcsinthewild

    I was thinking the mom. They met when he was 16, then reconnected when he was 20, so I’m not sure the predator theory holds.