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    [–] BBQ Time Cup-of-Noodle 427 points ago in WTF

    They are some of the most evil looking critters out there when they feel threatened, which makes it hilarious that making that face is the extent of their defense mechanism.

    They just stand there like that not moving and hope you go away and if they are attacked they fall over and play dead.

    [–] Thanks, I hate thirsty softshell turtle Cup-of-Noodle 97 points ago in TIHI

    I agree, but why the hell is this NSFW?

    John, HR contacted us and I'm afraid that we're going to have to let you go. Unfortunately, it seems that during work hours you viewed a video clip of a turtle drinking water

    [–] Drunk driving is not a skill. Cup-of-Noodle 103 points ago in trashy

    It also doesn't really fit the sub... It's trashy that a drunk person hit and killed a woman, sure. I would expect it to be more along the lines of a person posting "i aM tEh bEsT dRUnK dRivEr eVeR yALL @YOLOSWAGWHISKEYDRIVING4LYFE" though.

    This is a screen shot of a not trashy person making a good point.

    [–] Mass usually wins in Sumo Cup-of-Noodle 14 points ago in Whatcouldgowrong

    Takanoyama?

    That guy looks more like a Dave...

    [–] If you think cancel culture is a good thing you’re an idiot Cup-of-Noodle 3 points ago in unpopularopinion

    Cancel culture isn't a real thing

    I don't even know what the fuck you guys are bitching at each other about, but if you don't see people getting outraged over trivial or unproven things and then seeking to destroy people's lives regularly now, you're either blind or daft. This shit happens CONSTANTLY.

    Every other week people are outraged about a joke somebody made, something offensive somebody said years ago, somebody's political leanings, something in a movie, something in a video game, etc. and then seeking to boycott them/it or ruin someone's life.

    The far left in particular does this on a constant fucking basis, dude.

    [–] Kevin Spacey Accuser Dies in Midst of Sexual Assault Lawsuit Cup-of-Noodle 144 points ago in television

    Kevin Spacey: International Diddler

    Getting Sued In A City Near You

    [–] Obesity Cup-of-Noodle 55 points ago in ImGoingToHellForThis

    Everyone is pointing out how retarded the anti black part is and ignoring how also retarded the "violent" part is.

    Fuck... we aren't allowed to say retarded anymore either.

    [–] I haven’t paid for tampons in years Cup-of-Noodle 39 points ago in confession

    My friend works in a hospital and does the same thing with batteries... Dude has a giant stockpile of every size battery you can think of from years of jacking them.

    [–] To stop the use of the word obese Cup-of-Noodle 40 points ago in therewasanattempt

    IQ tests used to have official categories you could fall into like "moron"... It's pretty funny

    [–] Casual Sightseeing in Vegas Cup-of-Noodle 40 points ago in trashy

    "Doctor, I want to look like a blow-up sex doll"

    you got it

    [–] Masturbating in the middle of the street with a bottle Cup-of-Noodle 15 points ago in trashy

    Hey man... I had some pretty high end toilet bowl merlot in jail

    [–] HMFT after I do these stairs Cup-of-Noodle 53 points ago in holdmyfeedingtube

    I don't think those were tattoo sleeves, I think they were actual sleeves that look like tattoos

    [–] Cursed_Archilles Cup-of-Noodle 266 points ago in cursedimages

    Still better than what happens if you use a #2 pencil on a scrotum

    [–] Evolution of shower scenes in Quantic Dream games. Cup-of-Noodle 37 points ago in gaming

    FULLY textured, for whatever reason

    I think we all know the reason

    [–] Do it, you little sissy! Cup-of-Noodle 19 points ago in Instantregret

    He's teaching her a lesson, not being a dick. She's fine if you see the full clip and knew damn well she was going to get put on her ass.

    Kids can be tougher than you think.

    [–] No more no more no more Cup-of-Noodle 57 points ago in ImGoingToHellForThis

    I'm just fixated on why she's smashing her milkers like that in that dress

    [–] After a 10 yr custody battle, today I gained full rights. For the guys going through the same process; don’t lose hope and never quit fighting. Cup-of-Noodle 360 points ago in pics

    how do we even know if it was good that he ended up with the kids...

    Because he's a man who got custody of the kids.

    The mother has to seriously be fucking up for the father to get FULL custody. I'm just being realistic.

    [–] Cursed_Hydrant Cup-of-Noodle 41 points ago in cursedimages

    Real men of culture scratch it with a powerful fart