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    [–] The Lion’s Daughter - Future Cult [1200 X 1200] CynicXoutcast27 2 points ago in AlbumArtPorn

    Didn’t know he made music. Definitely gonna not look that up.

    [–] The three B’s circa 2018 CynicXoutcast27 1 points ago in DunderMifflin

    Yeah should have done a search before posting, I saw it on fb yesterday for the first time.

    [–] Only 90’s kids will remember CynicXoutcast27 16 points ago in IASIP

    You’re a master of karate and friendship for everyone!!

    [–] [Serious] Why are you still alive? CynicXoutcast27 1 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago) in AskReddit

    I was 10 years old watching some surfers on my boogie board around 15 feet out for maybe 10 min. I didn’t notice them or me moving away from shore. I turned around and the beach look like a line in the horizon. They turned back to shore and where half way back in what felt like seconds, luckily one of them noticed me. Scariest moment of my life.

    [–] [Serious] Why are you still alive? CynicXoutcast27 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Some surfer in Mexico pulled me back to shore. The ocean does not fuck around.

    [–] Platypuses are just backwards beavers. CynicXoutcast27 2 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Never seen a beaver with a duck bill on it’s ass

    [–] Someday human beings will run out of new things to write songs about. CynicXoutcast27 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Most songs = The 10 pop songs played on the radio. Turn that shit off, plenty of good music out there.

    [–] Not too soon CynicXoutcast27 5 points ago in toosoon

    Should be old man Cheney up there honestly

    [–] Metalheads of Reddit, how did you get into the genre? CynicXoutcast27 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Saw Korn’s Got the life video on Mtv at 10 years old. Bought the album soon after and was hooked.

    [–] What is the best way to tampon your girlfriend? CynicXoutcast27 1 points ago in AskReddit

    1.Dip in red kool-aid 2.Throw unexpectedly 3.Yell “you forgot to flush this”