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    [–] TIFU by not washing under my foreskin for the first 15 years of my life DSMB 19 points ago in tifu

    I've never been so happy to be circumcised.

    Foreskin doesn't equal smegma. I'm uncircumcised and didn't even know it was a thing till I heard about it in my 20's. You pull it back and wash every day. It takes like 10 seconds. Fortunately I was taught this when I was like 5.

    So I guess your thankful that you don't have both a foreskin and lack of basic hygiene.

    [–] TIL that in 1949 the Costa Rican government abolished their army, stating that the army "would be replaced with an army of teachers." The country has free universal public education and a literacy rate of 97%. DSMB 3 points ago in todayilearned

    AR15s, bullet proof vests, helmets, combat boots, and everything other accessory that military soldiers have.

    Lol what? That's how you define a military force? Assault rifles and body armor? Lmfao. You can find American citizens more equipped than that.

    Where are the tanks, APCs, bombers, aircraft, ships, subs? What about a military command structure and force element groups?

    Edit: or military bases, standoff weapons, military grade communication encryption, search and radar or air defence?

    [–] Men Who Can Do More Than 40 Push-Ups Far Less Likely To Develop Heart Disease DSMB -3 points ago in science

    To me, outlier seems to imply unusual, or anomoly.

    I feel like there are heaps of buff or tall and skinny people who have 'non-ideal' BMI's yet are very healthy. So it's not that they are outliers, but that the BMI for these people has a poor correlation with other health indicators.

    Am I wrong in thinking that outliers are a statistical insignificant observation? I daresay the proportion of healthy non-ideal BMI people is not insignificant.

    [–] Facebook is thinking about removing anti-vaccination content as backlash intensifies over the spread of misinformation on the social network DSMB 2 points ago in worldnews

    I mean, even with the context, those people who submitted their SNSs are still dumb fucks.

    True. But this isn't about truth. It's about integrity and decency.

    And if you ask me to judge someone based off of something they said over 10 years ago when they were young and dumb, I won’t.

    I will, because I won't assume a billionaire suddenly grew a conscience. It's hard to gain trust, but easy to lose it. What has he done to gain our trust?

    [–] Facebook is thinking about removing anti-vaccination content as backlash intensifies over the spread of misinformation on the social network DSMB 0 points ago in worldnews

    Maybe you didn't consider the context:

    Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard

    Zuck: Just ask.

    Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS

    [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?

    Zuck: People just submitted it.

    Zuck: I don't know why.

    Zuck: They "trust me"

    Zuck: Dumb fucks.

    He's offering personal info to third parties. No integrity. Case closed. He's a fucking arsehole.

    Not to mention Facebook has done it for real. How can you defend this man?

    [–] People who are "night owls" and those who are "morning larks" have a fundamental difference in brain function. This difference is why we should rethink the 9-to-5 workday, say researchers. DSMB 3 points ago in science

    Trust me

    I do, and obviously many people do suffer from this condition. I didn't mean to imply anyone who thinks they have this condition doesn't have it. I was just trying to highlight that there are many factors that can affect your sleeping patterns other than a biological condition. The resources I refer to are also for general sleep troubles, not necessarily non24.

    I sincerely wish you the best with your work-life-sleep balance.

    [–] Dokkan vs Gacha Prices. DSMB 2 points ago in DBZDokkanBattle

    I don't play other gacha games but I've been playing dokkan for 3 years and I agree, the prices are insane. I've bought some of the cheapest sales like 5 stones for $1.50 (probably $1 in the US). All up I've spent like $150 AUD, but only $3 in the last 12 months.

    Not only are you literally gambling real money on locked characters, but when you do 8 multis and pull absolute garbage, how can you possibly justify spending money on that? If that was full priced summons, your talking 400 stones. Like $200 down the fucking drain.

    The good thing is, you get enough free stones these days to summon some good shit. Just don't expect everything and play for free.

    Screw spending another cent on RNG pixels.

    [–] (Captain Disillusion) Laminar Flow DISAMBIGUATION DSMB 1 points ago in videos

    Jif is a well known cleaning product brand, so for me, pronouncing it jif is just weird. That, and that I've always read it as gif, is why I'll stick with the hard g.

    [–] People who are "night owls" and those who are "morning larks" have a fundamental difference in brain function. This difference is why we should rethink the 9-to-5 workday, say researchers. DSMB 6 points ago in science

    Before anyone self diagnoses themselves with this, most people who have it are blind. This is because your body clock relies on your brain being stimulated by light, e.g. morning sun. If you seriously think you have it, by all means, seek help, otherwise you might want to consider the effects of using electronics before trying to sleep, other ways you are exposed to light, and how irregular your schedule is.

    If you have trouble sleeping, doing some physical exercise a few hours beforehand can tire you out.

    There are plenty of resources out there to help.

    [–] You are offered $1,000,000 USD if you can hide a pair of car keys from the entirety of the FBI force for 7 days. Where do you hide the keys? DSMB 1 points ago in AskReddit

    They probably tried to use italics in a browser. I don't know if it's a new update because I'm almost always on mobile, but Reddit comment boxes now have formatting. So if you do normal asterisks for italics, Reddit just put's astericks and doesn't format it as italics.

    [–] Discounts are real boys!!! News section DSMB 1 points ago in DBZDokkanBattle

    Hmm, was gonna skip, but might go to step 4, because that's some great value. Will have to see what other featured units are on the banners.

    [–] Elon Musk announces that Raptor engine test has set new world record by exceeding Russian RD-180 engines. Meets required power for starship and super heavy. DSMB 0 points ago in space

    It's like you didn't even notice the first reply where someone pointed out the Starliner. If you had, you might have noticed that I was referring to OPs inability to use correct grammar and capitalise proper nouns.

    [–] Got tired of zamasu bullshit so I just went full stunner DSMB 1 points ago in DBZDokkanBattle

    You can run a rainbow team with VB. Then you don't need to worry about dedicated ki supports, just look for some common ki links.

    [–] The rng gods do exist! DSMB 2 points ago in DBZDokkanBattle

    Someone made a post not too long ago about 2 cards that could achieve this. Both were nuke setups and they calculated how many orbs would be required to reach 77.7m. Calculations were at 1 dupe I believe. GokuFrieza was the most viable. INT LR Gohan could do it too, but would require a few extra orbs and much more luck.

    [–] Got tired of zamasu bullshit so I just went full stunner DSMB 1 points ago in DBZDokkanBattle

    You don't need a single type of stunners. You just need stunners. I swear almost no one realises how easy this is, which is why I keep saying it. OP thinks they went a 'full stun' team with 3 stunners. Last clash I ran a rainbow team with STR SSJ3 Vegeta, PHY SSJ Goku, Bee Pan and Spookytenks. My last run I copped an SA on spookytenks (PHY on INT) after a few failed stuns early on leaving me on a few k HP. Still beat him on full health.

    You perma stun him so both blocking and healing is practically a non-issue and knock him out with a couple hard hitters.

    [–] The self control is insane, 2 more daysssss DSMB 2 points ago in DBZDokkanBattle

    Pfft, 800 stones? Weak.

    Imma flex my self control so hard by the time 4th anniversary comes around.

    But seriously, good job mate, and good luck on your summons.

    [–] We don't deserve doggos. DSMB 11 points ago in aww

    I neverk knew that word existed. But if you look at the definition, OPs context clearly indicates the word intended was complacent.

    [–] Imagine being a support and not giving Ki DSMB 0 points ago in DBZDokkanBattle

    Imagine not flairing your memes as fluff

    [–] Let’s be honest, This will never be forgotten in the history of Dokkan DSMB 3 points ago in DBZDokkanBattle

    Like when your big bro gets a playstation and you get a lollipop.

    But for real, the bigger news was the reason for the stones, that a bug made it look like some people couldn't pull LRs.

    Edit: might not have been LRs specifically, but I don't remember